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Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*

Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 89: Fuel Crisis
Date: August 23, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:37 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *In his office talking on the phone* Listen, this is really important, I need fuel for my diesel locomotives!... I can't believe this. I asked several other ponies in your area, and they had no idea what I was telling them. I need fuel for my locomotives Du stupid shit!!.. Fine, be an immature retard, and see if I care! *Hangs up* how am i going to get Mehr fuel for my locomotives?

Meanwhile, in the Cheyenne train yard.

Snowflake: *On the radio* How much fuel do Du have?
Hawkeye: *On a freight train with Mirage* Just a quarter of a tank. We'll be fine.
Snowflake: Okay, but we're still low on fuel here.
Mirage: How the bloody hell is that possible?
Hawkeye: I have no clue. *Talks on the radio* Snowflake, do Du know when we'll get Mehr fuel?
Snowflake: No. Pete's doing everything he can, but so far, no dice.
Hawkeye: Fuck. I was worried about that.
Gordon: *Talking on the radio* Would Du mind keeping the chit chat down? I'm trying to concentrate.
Hawkeye: Du don't need to concentrate with what you're doing Gordon.
Mirage: Why? What's he doing?
Hawkeye: Either he's jacking off, oder he's attempting to pass a red signal for no good reason.
Gordon: Neither! I am trying to get my train up Archer Hill, but the wheels keep slipping!!
Mirage: Hand me the thing, I wanna talk to him. *Takes the walkie talkie* Gordon, have Du tried using sand to get Mehr grip?
Gordon: Sand doesn't give your train any grip.
Mirage: Yes it does. Everypony should know that.
Gordon: Bullshit. I'll drop sand onto the rails right now, and it won't do a thing.
Hawkeye: Wait for it.
Mirage: I'm waiting.
Gordon: Never mind. It's working.
Hawkeye: *Slows his train down as it enters the yard* Pleasure talking to Du Gordon, but we gotta go now. *Stops the train Weiter to the yard tower*
Mirage: Is he really that stupid?
Hawkeye: I guess the shortage on fuel is making him very angry. He loses all of his common sense when he gets mad.
Mirage: He has common sense?
Hawkeye: A very short amount.
Mirage: Well that's understandable. No matter what mood he's in, he always lacks common sense.

They both got out of the train, and went to uncouple the locomotives from the train.

Stylo: *Arrives* Hey, what's up?
Hawkeye: Hello Stylo.
Mirage: How's it going?
Stylo: Fine. I just want Du guys to hurry up, because I have to get my train in here as well, but my engine has less then a quarter of a tank full of fuel.
Hawkeye: We'll do the best we can.
Mirage: *Uncouples the locomotives from the train* No guarantees mate. We can only work as fast as we can.
Stylo: Just asking. *Uses his wings to fly back to his train*

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My Little Pony - Freundschaft ist Magie
posted by TotalDramaFan60
Dear Diary,

Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony sagte "Let's go this way!" And I sagte "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!

From, Twilight Sparkle.

Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my Friends to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!

From, Twilight SParkle
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Lola's car
Lola's car
As Con was leaving the Opera House, a mare in a small car came.

Lola: Get in.
Con: Do I know you?
Lola: Get in!
Con: Alright. *Gets in car*
Lola: *drives* Are Du 0007?
Con: Yes. And Du are?
Lola: Lola. I need your help with something.
Con: What do Du need my help for?
Lola: To stop Yolo.
Con: Alright. *Sees telephone booth* Stop the car. I have to make a call.
Lola: *stops car*

at C.I.E headquarters

P: *Hears phone ring* Who is it?
Mr. Foust: It's 0007 sir.
P: Great. I want to give him a piece of my mind. *Picks up phone* Goddamnit Con! Du weren't supposed to kill-
Con: I COULD CARE LESS! I COULD...
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Royal Guard:Princess Celestia,we got a huge drunk dragon,that was staying at the stairs of the castle.
Celestia:Let him in.
Spike:*enters*Hello,you lame princess.I am here to make Du smile.
Celestia:Well,you arent!Wait,you're..Spike.
Spike:Yes,your shitesty!
Celestia:What a language!Twilight!
Twilight:Yes,princess?
Celestia:Is Spike,drunk?
Twilight:Spike,shouldn't Du be Home right now with Harmony and Rarity?
Spike:Oh,yeah.That Rarity is a little bit....um,what is that word..Oh yeah,BORING!I stayed there just because of Harmony.She is the only one who loves me!You don't care about me.Neither of you!Just...
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It was time for Big Mac's trail.
And he insisted constantly on his innocence, but the blood over his hooves and crazy look his his eye spoke for itself.
Big Mac: (wearing a cast over his broken arm) It wasn't my idea. It was HER's (reveals Twilight's smarty pants doll to the crowd). She told me to kill them!
Judge: Really!?.. Du realize your talking about an toy doll, right?
Big Mac: Hey.. We ALL find Liebe in different fashions. And smarty pants will ALWAYS Liebe me.
Ditto: Du got a lot of problems, don't you?

After Big Mac was voted guilty, Ditto violently throws Big Mac into a prison cell.
Ditto: These people are too soft., if it were up to me, your be shot in the face. oder hung to death..
Big Mac: Yeah. Fuck Du too!
Ditto: (prepares fist)
Luna: (gently pulls him back) Leave it Ditto.. It's not like the creep is going anywhere.
Ditto: (sighs) Guess your right.

TO BE CONTAINUED
Meanwhile.
Ditto and his group continued searching for Big Mac.
At one point he ran into Tom Foolery.
Tom: Hey. Hey. It's the famish guy.
Ditto: Yeah.. I guess it is.
Tom: Aren't Du the chief of police.
Ditto: Uh huh.
Tom: What brings Du here?.. All out of Donuts in Canterlot.
Audience: *laughs*
Ditto: ............ What the hell was that!?
Tom: Sorry. I can't get rid of them.
Ditto: Ahh.. Celestia was complain about the same thing yesterday., she ordered me to scare them off., It took less effect then Du might think it would.
Audience: (laughs)
Tom: Anyway. What do Du want.. Sir?
Ditto: Well.... I'm...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest star, sterne Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 76: Foul Ball
Date: August 11, 1958
Location:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing Von a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, Du have parked too close to a feuer hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the feuer hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says Du have to park ten hooves, or...
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