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Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 89: Fuel Crisis
Date: August 23, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:37 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Pete: *In his office talking on the phone* Listen, this is really important, I need fuel for my diesel locomotives!... I can't believe this. I asked several other ponies in your area, and they had no idea what I was telling them. I need fuel for my locomotives Du stupid shit!!.. Fine, be an immature retard, and see if I care! *Hangs up* how am i going to get Mehr fuel for my locomotives?
Meanwhile, in the Cheyenne train yard.
Snowflake: *On the radio* How much fuel do Du have?
Hawkeye: *On a freight train with Mirage* Just a quarter of a tank. We'll be fine.
Snowflake: Okay, but we're still low on fuel here.
Mirage: How the bloody hell is that possible?
Hawkeye: I have no clue. *Talks on the radio* Snowflake, do Du know when we'll get Mehr fuel?
Snowflake: No. Pete's doing everything he can, but so far, no dice.
Hawkeye: Fuck. I was worried about that.
Gordon: *Talking on the radio* Would Du mind keeping the chit chat down? I'm trying to concentrate.
Hawkeye: Du don't need to concentrate with what you're doing Gordon.
Mirage: Why? What's he doing?
Hawkeye: Either he's jacking off, oder he's attempting to pass a red signal for no good reason.
Gordon: Neither! I am trying to get my train up Archer Hill, but the wheels keep slipping!!
Mirage: Hand me the thing, I wanna talk to him. *Takes the walkie talkie* Gordon, have Du tried using sand to get Mehr grip?
Gordon: Sand doesn't give your train any grip.
Mirage: Yes it does. Everypony should know that.
Gordon: Bullshit. I'll drop sand onto the rails right now, and it won't do a thing.
Hawkeye: Wait for it.
Mirage: I'm waiting.
Gordon: Never mind. It's working.
Hawkeye: *Slows his train down as it enters the yard* Pleasure talking to Du Gordon, but we gotta go now. *Stops the train Weiter to the yard tower*
Mirage: Is he really that stupid?
Hawkeye: I guess the shortage on fuel is making him very angry. He loses all of his common sense when he gets mad.
Mirage: He has common sense?
Hawkeye: A very short amount.
Mirage: Well that's understandable. No matter what mood he's in, he always lacks common sense.
They both got out of the train, and went to uncouple the locomotives from the train.
Stylo: *Arrives* Hey, what's up?
Hawkeye: Hello Stylo.
Mirage: How's it going?
Stylo: Fine. I just want Du guys to hurry up, because I have to get my train in here as well, but my engine has less then a quarter of a tank full of fuel.
Hawkeye: We'll do the best we can.
Mirage: *Uncouples the locomotives from the train* No guarantees mate. We can only work as fast as we can.
Stylo: Just asking. *Uses his wings to fly back to his train*
2 B Continued
Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 89: Fuel Crisis
Date: August 23, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:37 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Pete: *In his office talking on the phone* Listen, this is really important, I need fuel for my diesel locomotives!... I can't believe this. I asked several other ponies in your area, and they had no idea what I was telling them. I need fuel for my locomotives Du stupid shit!!.. Fine, be an immature retard, and see if I care! *Hangs up* how am i going to get Mehr fuel for my locomotives?
Meanwhile, in the Cheyenne train yard.
Snowflake: *On the radio* How much fuel do Du have?
Hawkeye: *On a freight train with Mirage* Just a quarter of a tank. We'll be fine.
Snowflake: Okay, but we're still low on fuel here.
Mirage: How the bloody hell is that possible?
Hawkeye: I have no clue. *Talks on the radio* Snowflake, do Du know when we'll get Mehr fuel?
Snowflake: No. Pete's doing everything he can, but so far, no dice.
Hawkeye: Fuck. I was worried about that.
Gordon: *Talking on the radio* Would Du mind keeping the chit chat down? I'm trying to concentrate.
Hawkeye: Du don't need to concentrate with what you're doing Gordon.
Mirage: Why? What's he doing?
Hawkeye: Either he's jacking off, oder he's attempting to pass a red signal for no good reason.
Gordon: Neither! I am trying to get my train up Archer Hill, but the wheels keep slipping!!
Mirage: Hand me the thing, I wanna talk to him. *Takes the walkie talkie* Gordon, have Du tried using sand to get Mehr grip?
Gordon: Sand doesn't give your train any grip.
Mirage: Yes it does. Everypony should know that.
Gordon: Bullshit. I'll drop sand onto the rails right now, and it won't do a thing.
Hawkeye: Wait for it.
Mirage: I'm waiting.
Gordon: Never mind. It's working.
Hawkeye: *Slows his train down as it enters the yard* Pleasure talking to Du Gordon, but we gotta go now. *Stops the train Weiter to the yard tower*
Mirage: Is he really that stupid?
Hawkeye: I guess the shortage on fuel is making him very angry. He loses all of his common sense when he gets mad.
Mirage: He has common sense?
Hawkeye: A very short amount.
Mirage: Well that's understandable. No matter what mood he's in, he always lacks common sense.
They both got out of the train, and went to uncouple the locomotives from the train.
Stylo: *Arrives* Hey, what's up?
Hawkeye: Hello Stylo.
Mirage: How's it going?
Stylo: Fine. I just want Du guys to hurry up, because I have to get my train in here as well, but my engine has less then a quarter of a tank full of fuel.
Hawkeye: We'll do the best we can.
Mirage: *Uncouples the locomotives from the train* No guarantees mate. We can only work as fast as we can.
Stylo: Just asking. *Uses his wings to fly back to his train*
2 B Continued
Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof Von behaving like AppleaJack.
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten sagte nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave Du alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad Du to know Du actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten sagte a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. Du wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten sagte excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten sagte nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave Du alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad Du to know Du actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten sagte a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. Du wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten sagte excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
Alright..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my Favorit character Twilight and AppleJack, Von using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer Lesen Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if Du really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my Favorit character Twilight and AppleJack, Von using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer Lesen Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if Du really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
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Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy bär wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.
Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.
Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!
"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
ahorn and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"
Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...
Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!
Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy bär wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.
Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.
Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!
"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
ahorn and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"
Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...
Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!