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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 27, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 7:14 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Donut was driving a passenger train into Portland. Von the time he got there, the stationmaster had a message for him.

Stationmaster: One of Nikki's coaches came off the rails. We need Du to get a breakdown train, and help her out.
Donut: I just got here! *Sighs* Where is her train?
Stationmaster: Reno Neighvada.
Donut: That's too far away!!

But Donut had no choice. He had to help out with Nikki's train. The derailed coach was in the middle of the train.

Donut: *Stops breakdown train Weiter to Nikki's train*
Worker 54: Thank god Du got here.
Donut: Why couldn't god just fix this himself? Then I'd be thanking him.
Worker 54: *Gets on walkie talkie* Get your engine on the back of the train. The last two coaches are uncoupled from the rest of the train, so just pull them away.
Worker 36: Right away.
Donut: Where is Nikki?
Worker 54: She's in her locomotive at the front of the train.
Worker 83: *Operating crane* Okay, I'm lifting the derailed passenger car now. *Gets kran attached to passenger car, and lift it up*
Worker 54: *Checks wheels on passenger car* I need some extra hooves on getting these wheels onto the track properly. *Looks around* Nopony is here.
Donut: Oh well. You'll have to do it yourself.
Worker 54: Oh no I won't. You're helping me.
Donut: *Gets out of locomotive* I hate Mondays.
Worker 54: It's not even a Monday.
Donut: Then I hate everyday of the week. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, whatever Tag it is!
Worker 54: Today is a Friday.
Donut: Which direction are we moving these wheels?
Worker 54: They're pointing to the left, so we should Bewegen them to the right.

They both got the wheels to Bewegen right, until they were pointing straight.

Worker 54: Lower the coach down slowly!
Worker 83: *Slowly lowering passenger car*
Worker 54: *Sees the wheels get back on the track properly* Perfect!
Donut: I can go now?
Worker 54: Yeah, thanks for your help.
Donut: *Annoyed* Whatever.

Donut had to return the breakdown train to the yards. From there, he immediately got another assignment to drive a passenger train back to Ogden.

Donut: *Driving train* I get no rest! I get no rest! *Thinking* I don't want to do this anymore. *Stops train, and gets out*
Conductor: *Running to Donut* You're leaving?
Donut: Yes. I am taking a four week break.
Conductor: Get back to the train, and drive it. You're keeping everypony on the train waiting.
Donut: Du always think about the passengers! Never me! I'm overworked, and I won't stand it!!

But the conductor made Donut go back into the engine. He didn't try to stop it again, until they got towards a bridge.

Donut: *Driving the train*
Conductor: *Gets on radio* Listen Donut, I know you're upset about being overworked, but we're almost at the station. You're doing a great job, and once Du stop the train at the station, Du can have a rest, and won't have to do anymore work until tomorrow.
Donut: *Stops train on bridge* Keep the station! I'm leaving the train, and I won't get anymore work until Weiter month! *Gets out, and walks away*

The bridge was too narrow for anypony to get off. Nikki, and Anthony had to drive the train from there.

At Donut's house, 9 PM.

Dount: *Hears somepony knocking on his door* Who is that? *Walks to door*
Michael: Donut Du better open the door up now!
Donut: *Opens door* What do Du want?
Michael: I heard about what Du did, and I am not happy. Why did Du leave your train on a bridge?
Donut: I didn't get my hooficure, and I was getting too much work!
Michael: Well let me tell Du something. The ponies on your train are complaining about the bad service. No passengers means no hooficures!
Donut: And no hooficures means no passengers! Get out of here!
Michael: *Walks away*

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Toussaint
Toussaint
When Papillon, Louis, and Andre got to the island, it was dark. The island was part of a leper colony, for treating ponies with leprosy.

Papillon: Don't point your weapons at anypony.
Louis: Why not?
Papillon: Better idea. Du two stay here. I'll go alone. *Gives Louis his rifle*
Andre: Why are Du going alone?
Papillon: I don't want anypony here to see your rifles. We wanna make peace with them, and get a boat. *Walks to a hut*

Inside, he met the colony chief, Toussaint. He was affected Von leprosy.

Toussaint: Is there something we can help Du with?
Papillon: *Staring at Toussaint's face*
Toussaint:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Papillon, Louis, and Andre got to a small island with the bribed guard on the boat.

Bribed Guard: Okay, your boot is on this island. Give me three thousand dollars.
Papillon: *Gives bribed guard three thousand dollars, then gets off the boot with Louis, and Andre*
Bribed Guard: Oh, one Mehr thing. *Gives papillon three rifles, and ammo* Use them wisely.
Papillon: *Gives rifle, and ammo to Louis, and Andre* Thanks.
Bribed Guard: *Rides away in his boat*
Andre: How come he can't get us all the way back to France?
Papillon: It would make things too obvious. Let's find that boat, and get out of here....
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For unknown reasons AppleJack wasn't allowed in heaven.
AJ: (to Saten, who is also not allowed in) What are we gonna do!?
Saten: We!? Wow, wow, Du had your chance to be 'we' for nearly three years now. I give up. I'm done helping Du AppleJac- (she briefly kisses his cheek).. Alright. I'm in. I'm Mehr than happy to help.
AJ: Du have a plan?
Saten: Yes. But you're have to play close attention, it involves great detail and planning... (punches the guard unconscience, witch is barely a plan at all).
Saten: Alright. We are free to enter. (opens the gate and he and AppleJack go inside).


TO BE CONTAINUED
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Gary, Brianna, and James were standing Von the chalkboard. They just finished painting a mural.

Gary: It looks great. What do Du two see in this?
Brianna: I see us, just being ourselves.
Gary: What about Du James?
James: What do I see? A board, with paint.
Gary: Fair enough. *Looks at audience* If Du don't start laughing, I'll kick Du out of here, and Du won't be able to see this until it airs on television.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce, and Nikki got to the Federal Credit Union. It was closed, but Nikki could use her card to open the doors.

Nikki: *Scans her card, and types in a code*
Bank: Doors unlocked. Have a good day.
Nikki: *Walks into the bank*
Pierce: *Follows Nikki*
Nikki: What exactly are we doing here again?
Pierce: We're getting a loan. *Walks to safe* Give me your card.
Nikki: *Throws card to Pierce*
Pierce: *Swipes card, and unlocks safe*
Nikki: How much are Du gonna take?
Pierce: Just shut up, and guard that entrance with the shotgun I gave you.
Nikki: *Holding door*

As Pierce was gathering the money, he...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Weiter day, Pierce was sent to the Commissioner's office.

Commissioner: I told the Oatland Police Department about that car Du saw abandoned in the street. One of the officers found all four of the bank robbers dead. What do Du have to say for yourself?
Pierce: I'd say it's a big coincedence. All I found was their car.
Commissioner: The officer also sagte that some ponies witnessed a green earth pony with a red, and yellow mane, with orange hooves shooting at four ponies in a house. He had a Mossberg 500 shotgun, and his car was a dark grey Chevronet Pearla. Do these things remind Du of somepony?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce got to his car. He had a spare tire in the trunk, along with tools to change the tire that got shot. Before he did that, he got on the radio.

Commissioner: Pierce? Where are you?
Pierce: Oatland. Listen, I found a red car over here. I'm not sure who it belongs to, but Du might wanna get a tow truck crew to clean it up.
Commissioner: That's out of our jurisdiction. What are Du doing in Oatland?
Pierce: Visiting a friend. *Gets off radio* Now to fix that tire.

After fixing the tire, Pierce drove back to San Franciscolt. He was glad that the four bank robbers were killed, even though the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 6, 1958
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 7:07 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Ryan walked into Michael's office at the station to recieve his first assignment for the day. During this, he was still thinking about how to help the Santa Ne Railway get Mehr engineers.

Michael: Good morning.
Ryan: Hi Michael. What's my job for today?
Michael: Your first assignment for the Tag is to drive a freight train into Cheyenne. The Union Pacific is making a shipment of leather to a company that makes jackets.
Ryan: Somewhere, a group of greasers are going to be very thrilled for us bringing that leather...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Two of these diesels were being used for Roger's freight train
Two of these diesels were being used for Roger's freight train
Date: July 27, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 1:27 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger was driving another freight train, this time with two different engines. They had just been repainted, and Michael wanted somepony to use them as soon as they were finished being repainted into the new paint scheme.

Roger: *Driving his train on a track right Weiter to the road* No fence? That can't be good.
Scru Yu: *Driving his steam roller further up the road in front of Roger's train*
Dog: *Sees Scru Yu, and barks three times. He whimpers, and lays on his back, begging for a belly rub.*
Pony: *Walks towards...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on straße corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Weiter to Double Scoop*
Tom: Mehr ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Weiter to...
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 Benny
Benny
Chicagoat, Illinois
April 4, 1957
11:59 AM

Hawkeye, and Percy got the train into Dearborn straße Station. Now, they were waiting for the Canadian pony to arrive.

Percy: What did Pete say this pony looked like?
Hawkeye: I don't know. A blue unicorn. Let's get out of the train, and look for him. *Gets out*
Percy: Are Du sure?
Hawkeye: Yeah. It's not going anywhere.
Percy: Okay. *Slowly gets out of train*
Hawkeye: Now we walk around this station until we find the pony. *Walks upstairs*
Percy: *Follows*
Hawkeye: Change of plans. I have to use the bathroom. *Walks into bathroom*
Percy: Great. Now I gotta...
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Cheyenne Wyoming
April 4, 1957
7:20 AM

Percy: *Playing horn, signalhorn in trainyard*
Gordon: *Wearing a leather jacket, and is carrying a whip*

"I like Ike, and the Union Pacific" - Richard Nixon

"Airplanes maybe faster, but trains are Mehr reliable" - Chuck Berry

Percy: *Stops playing bugle*
Workers: *Lining up in front of Gordon*
Gordon: That was careless, and sloppy! *Looks at stopwatch* 32 seconds! Four Sekunden Mehr then it was supposed to take for all of Du to get here.
Jeff: Actually, I got here in 26 seconds.
Gordon: How do Du know that?
Jeff: I kept track of the time with my watch.
Gordon: *Looking...
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Derpy: (flying home)
Master Sword: (runs over to her, and ends up asking her on a date).
Derpy: Uhh... Sure, I don't see why no- (suddenly gets shot in the arm, though it's only a flesh wound).
Master Sword: (holding handgun) That's great! I'm so damn happy!!
Derpy: (holding arm, and looking mad at him) WHY THE HELL DID Du SHOOT ME!?
Master Sword: Because I'm a weird, creepy, green guy.
Derpy: Your an idiot!
Master Sword: (proudly) Yes! But I'm YOUR idiot!


Not much of an chapter.. But it's I have for now..
Please leave reviews and all that jazz ;)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

And special guest star, Fluttershy as Renee

Previously in Ponies On The Rails

Pete: What do Du mean jinxed?
Renee:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 12, 1957
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 9:15 AM
Railway: Southern Pacific

Anthony was the first pony to drive his train across the modified bridge. His engine still had the smokestack with the bullet in it, and he was hoping it would be fixed soon.

Anthony: *Driving train*
Firepony: Pretty cold today.
Anthony: Yeah, Du could say that again. When I woke up at my house, I saw a lot of icicles.
Firepony: Du better get rid of them before they fall, and land on somepony.
Anthony: I tried, but they were too high. Get some Mehr coal into the firebox. We're going into a tunnel.
Firepony:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 1, 1957
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 10:05 AM
Railway: Southern Pacific

Ryan got his engine ready, and got it coupled up to a work train to repair track.

Ryan: *Waiting for a green signal*
Workers: *On train*
Worker Leader: *Walks up to Ryan's train*
Ryan: *Opens window, and looks at leader*
Work Leader: Where does Michael want us to go?
Ryan: He just wants us heading southbound until we get to a bridge. There's a river there, and he sagte that a huge branch from a fallen baum got stuck there.
Worker Leader: So?
Ryan: It's preventing the water from flowing through. If the water doesn't...
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posted by mariofan14
It's been a while since I've done this spinoff of Windwaker430's "What's Your Take" articles. It's time to bring this back up with a big dislike about a new show.

To put it quite frankly, the new Zeigen I would like to talk about is a Zeigen named Mr. Pickles on [adult swim]. It's about a very evil, and quite Satanic, dog who disguises himself as man's best friend, but the reason the dog is named Mr. Pickles is because he likes pickles. But why am I going to say that it's a bad show? It's not that it's bad, but it's practically evil. Mr. Pickles has a secret Satanic lair under his doghouse, bends...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, Fenix, and Rain called the German Commander from their tanks.

German Commander: The objective is complete?
Fenix: Jawohl. We had no difficulty.
German Commander: That is what I like to hear. Now get to Los Angeles, and defeat Ice Cube.
Fenix: We're on it.

On the plane ride to L.A.

Fenix: I just realized something. How are we going to stop the enemy?
Con: Disguises.
Fenix: What disguises? They'll know right off the bat that we're not one of them, because we are not alicorns.
Rain: Would Du care to elaborate on your plan?
Con: I am a unicorn. I'll turn Rain, and myself into an alicorn.
Fenix:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After the power outage, and sabotage caused Von Parcival, Pinkie Pie tried calling M.I.3 again.

Pinkie Pie: *Waiting for response*
German Commander: Pinkie Pie? What happened?
Pinkie Pie: The power went out, and somepony nearly killed me.
German Commander: Are Du alright?
Pinkie Pie: Yes. 0007 made sure of that.
German Commander: Fenix has always told me good things about that agent of yours. Now, what did Du want from us again?
Pinkie Pie: I wanted information on Ice Cube, her alicorn army, and their whereabouts.
German Commander: The last time we got any info on them was when they ended up in...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 14, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Nemo was doing a poor job taking over for Hawkeye while he was on vacation. He became frightened of bulls, and remained very lazy, and stubborn. The only trains he would drive, were passenger trains, pulled Von diesels.

All the freight trains were being left behind for Stylo to deal with, and it was annoying him big time.

Stylo: *Walking into train yard*
Metal Gloss: *Stops train in yards*
Stylo: *Sees Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: *Climbs down from cab* Hello Stylo. I see Nemo has left another freight train behind.
Stylo: I'll have to make a special...
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