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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 27, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 7:14 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Donut was driving a passenger train into Portland. Von the time he got there, the stationmaster had a message for him.

Stationmaster: One of Nikki's coaches came off the rails. We need Du to get a breakdown train, and help her out.
Donut: I just got here! *Sighs* Where is her train?
Stationmaster: Reno Neighvada.
Donut: That's too far away!!

But Donut had no choice. He had to help out with Nikki's train. The derailed coach was in the middle of the train.

Donut: *Stops breakdown train Weiter to Nikki's train*
Worker 54: Thank god Du got here.
Donut: Why couldn't god just fix this himself? Then I'd be thanking him.
Worker 54: *Gets on walkie talkie* Get your engine on the back of the train. The last two coaches are uncoupled from the rest of the train, so just pull them away.
Worker 36: Right away.
Donut: Where is Nikki?
Worker 54: She's in her locomotive at the front of the train.
Worker 83: *Operating crane* Okay, I'm lifting the derailed passenger car now. *Gets kran attached to passenger car, and lift it up*
Worker 54: *Checks wheels on passenger car* I need some extra hooves on getting these wheels onto the track properly. *Looks around* Nopony is here.
Donut: Oh well. You'll have to do it yourself.
Worker 54: Oh no I won't. You're helping me.
Donut: *Gets out of locomotive* I hate Mondays.
Worker 54: It's not even a Monday.
Donut: Then I hate everyday of the week. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, whatever Tag it is!
Worker 54: Today is a Friday.
Donut: Which direction are we moving these wheels?
Worker 54: They're pointing to the left, so we should Bewegen them to the right.

They both got the wheels to Bewegen right, until they were pointing straight.

Worker 54: Lower the coach down slowly!
Worker 83: *Slowly lowering passenger car*
Worker 54: *Sees the wheels get back on the track properly* Perfect!
Donut: I can go now?
Worker 54: Yeah, thanks for your help.
Donut: *Annoyed* Whatever.

Donut had to return the breakdown train to the yards. From there, he immediately got another assignment to drive a passenger train back to Ogden.

Donut: *Driving train* I get no rest! I get no rest! *Thinking* I don't want to do this anymore. *Stops train, and gets out*
Conductor: *Running to Donut* You're leaving?
Donut: Yes. I am taking a four week break.
Conductor: Get back to the train, and drive it. You're keeping everypony on the train waiting.
Donut: Du always think about the passengers! Never me! I'm overworked, and I won't stand it!!

But the conductor made Donut go back into the engine. He didn't try to stop it again, until they got towards a bridge.

Donut: *Driving the train*
Conductor: *Gets on radio* Listen Donut, I know you're upset about being overworked, but we're almost at the station. You're doing a great job, and once Du stop the train at the station, Du can have a rest, and won't have to do anymore work until tomorrow.
Donut: *Stops train on bridge* Keep the station! I'm leaving the train, and I won't get anymore work until Weiter month! *Gets out, and walks away*

The bridge was too narrow for anypony to get off. Nikki, and Anthony had to drive the train from there.

At Donut's house, 9 PM.

Dount: *Hears somepony knocking on his door* Who is that? *Walks to door*
Michael: Donut Du better open the door up now!
Donut: *Opens door* What do Du want?
Michael: I heard about what Du did, and I am not happy. Why did Du leave your train on a bridge?
Donut: I didn't get my hooficure, and I was getting too much work!
Michael: Well let me tell Du something. The ponies on your train are complaining about the bad service. No passengers means no hooficures!
Donut: And no hooficures means no passengers! Get out of here!
Michael: *Walks away*

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Swerve into each other, and stop, blocking the freeway*
Other Ponies: *Stopping. One heads towards them in a sports car, and hits both of the cars going airborne*


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Julia: Tim's really bored with his new assignment.
Captain Jefferson: Then tell him to suck it up. Du two will do this until your car gets fixed.

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Tim: Did Du see what just arrived?
Julia: No. What is it?
Tim: An old Monaco.

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Nikki: *Drag racing a pony in a Corvette*


Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting Weiter to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 19, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:11 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: Game number 2. A relay race. Du must run from the flatcar, to the boxcar, and back to your teammates. In order to make your teammates go, Du have to hoofbump them. Is everyone ready?

Everyone is ready

Pete: Three! Two! One! GO!
Hawkeye: & Stylo: *Running Weiter to each other*
Ponies: *Cheering for their teammates*
Hawkeye: *Reaches the boxcar first, and runs back to Orion*
Stylo: *Makes it to the boxcar, and runs back to Snowflake*
Snowflake: Come on Stylo, you're falling behind!
Hawkeye: *Hoofbumps Orion*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The two helicopters were getting close to the border separating North, and South Vietnam.

Guy: We're getting towards enemy lines. Where's all the fighting?
Black Tuesday: I don't like the way this looks.
Vietnamese Ponies: *Appearing out of bushes with rocket launchers, and rifles*
Pilot: Look out! We got Charlies on the left!!
Pilot 2: I see them!!
Orion: Take this Du son of a-
Vietnamese pony 64: *Shoots Orion*
Orion: *Falls out of the chopper* WhooaaaAAAAAHHHHHH!! *Lands on the ground, and dies*
Vietnamese pony 40: *Shoots a rocket*
Pilot: Look out!!
Pilot 2: *Gets the back of his helicopter hit*...
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Source: DeviantArt
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 11, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 7:48 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Song: link

Hawkeye, Stylo, Dan, Mirage, Metal Gloss, and Mike went back to the casino.

Hawkeye: Hey Mike, why don't Du play poker Von yourself, while we play something else?
Mike: But, didn't we come here to play poker together?
Hawkeye: Uh, who came up with that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: I didn't think of that.
Mirage: Was it anyone's idea?
Dan: I don't think so.
Metal Gloss: No one sagte we were playing poker together.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mike: Oh well. Have fun together. *Goes to play poker Von himself*
Metal Gloss:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 9, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:56 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Going up Sherman Hill, Mirage was with Dan in a freight train.

Mirage: *Looking at the sky* Is it me, oder is it getting dark for some reason?
Dan: Dark? What are Du talking about?
Mirage: Oh forget it. Du pollacks don't understand anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Dan: Du Brits are the ones that don't understand anything.
Mirage: That doesn't bother me, because I'm Hungarian. I have a British accent, but I'm Hungarian, 100%.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Mirage: *Continues looking at the sky* It's almost 11, and it's...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Slash - Shit...
Guard - I tell Du what happend. Those girls got nuts and.
Slash - Shut up.


-I thought he will go for Fluttershy Weiter to frame RD but. In the end I was at fault. I followed logic of the type killing. Twilight was universal she could kill anyone. Rarity was a bait out. And eart pony killed eart pony. Following that logic the pegasuses would kill each orther but using a gun in prison.-

Ace - So AppleJack died because of being brutally beaten up Von Twilight wich is bullshit because it's clear she got shot.
Slash - fuchs is in the hurry. Hm..
Ace - So... What do Du want to do.
Slash - Investigate........
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the hospital, Tim, and Julia went to see Dan. He was laying down in a bed, and had an empty tray in front of him.

Tim: Looks like Du just finished lunch.
Julia: How is everything here?
Dan: Fine.
Tim: Who were Du pursuing?
Dan: Two ponies. I don't know what they look like, but I did see horns on both their heads, so they're both unicorns.
Julia: What kind of car did they have?
Dan: An old sports car, a yellow AMC Matador.
Tim: Matador?
Julia: Those aren't common.
Dan: And the license plate was C53-SDS.
Tim: Thanks Dan. We'll tell the Captain.

At the station, Captain Jefferson was working on papers...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Stargazer's car
Stargazer's car
Song: link

The sun was rising in Gran Turismo, and the sky was a wonderful shade of orange.

Stargazer: *Driving his car at 65 miles an hour*
Black Tuesday: You're gonna get the cops after us before we even meet up with the others.
Stargazer: Don't worry. The cops won't catch us in this fine machine.

A brand new 300 turned onto the road behind them.

Stargazer: Either that's the pony racing us, oder it's an undercover cop.
Black Tuesday: Undercover?
Stargazer: Oh yes. The police here have plenty of undercover police cars. Both 300's, and Impalas, and they're all brand new. However, as I sagte earlier, they...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Tim: Those two keep getting away from us Captain. We need to expand our jurisdiction to Canterlot.
Captain Jefferson: Do Du know how difficult that is?
Tim: I understand, but when the suspects get out of Gran Turismo, neither the State Troopers, oder CHP can get prepared in time.

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Stargazer: *Holding $500 in front of Black Tuesday* Look at all of this money.
Black Tuesday: That's not a lot.
Stargazer: Maybe so, but if we keep doing what we just did, we'll get Mehr of this.

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Toby: The stallions know where to go, and when.
Tim: Why don't we use that to our advantage?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 17, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:09 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Orion was on his way back to Cheyenne from Denver, after delivering the Iron Ore, and steel. Now the freight cars on his train are empty.

Orion: The adventure never seems to end for those freight cars. They just keep going all over the place, and.. What the fuck am I talking about?
Audience: *Laughing*
Orion: *Going down Sherman Hill* Okay, time for my plan.
Mirage: *Backing three diesels onto a freight train*
Dan: *Walking to Mirage's train*
Mike: Where are Du two heading?
Dan: Westbound, to Greeley.
Mirage:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song (Start at 1:39): link

Blue: *Enters Gran Turismo*
State Trooper Pony: All units, State Troopers, and Gran Turismo Police Department, Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine are at it again. Southbound, black Pontiac, Ida, 2, 4, Edward, King, Sam.
Two Undercover Police Ponies: *Driving Impalas*
Undercover Police Pony: Ten-4, we're joining the pursuit.
Tim: *Next to Julia as she drives the M4* GT24 to units chasing Blue, and Aqua, what's your location?
State Trooper Pony: Main Street.
Julia: *Drives*
Tim: Ten-4, joining pursuit from Local Consideration.
Aqua: *Holding a Glock pistol* Turn left at that intersection....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Julia was driving the M4 Police car, patrolling the Round Freeway, with Tim sitting Weiter to her.

Tim: Did Dan tell Du the bad news?
Julia: Dan hasn't spoken to me in two days. What happened?
Tim: He, and his partners were pulled out of the Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine case.
Julia: They must be upset about it.
Tim: Yeah. It was because of something Andy did. He shot a pony when he wasn't supposed to.
Julia: Why? What was the other pony doing?
Tim: He was just visiting a friend, and was taking some things with him. Some apples, a carrot, and he borrowed a PS2 controller, because his wasn't working....
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Void - Du wanted to meet me.
Dan - Yes. Do Du know what holds Valkyries core?
Void - Same as old PCS is SLS.
Dan - Saftey Lock System... So safe, sicher that it can be open. We called it overlock.
Void - So?
Dan - Use it too long and Du simply die.

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???
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Nyx - Hmmm... Du smell it. The storm is coming.
Blaze - Yes *looks over him* Butyful.
Nyx - So my dear. *looks in he eyes* It's time to interrupt their fun event.


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operation shadow raid
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Dan - Phase 3 end. Phase 4.
Void - Let-
Blaze - Well well well.
-Blaze shows in same Valkyrie but black and red colored-
Blaze - *shoots something to the ground as it...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 14, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 9:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Ponies: *Listening to the loudspeaker at the station*
Loudspeaker Pony: Attention all passengers, happy Valentines Day. The Weiter train arriving is The City Of Denver. It's really big, so make sure it doesn't hit you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Kissing Metal Gloss as he drives a freight train out of the yard*
Metal Gloss: I feel so warm.
Hawkeye: Your face is red. Perhaps it's something I did.
Metal Gloss: Oh, no the heater is too high. *Lowers the temperature on the heater*
Audience: *Laughing*

Snowflake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 9, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:16 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *In his office* Why, are we back here? Go follow Stylo, I know what he's doing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I wish him good luck too.

Song: link

Two days later at a bar

Stylo: *Drunk, resting his head on the counter in front of him* Oh fuck!!!
Pony 85: *Arrives* Hey.
Stylo: *Picks up his head, and looks at the pony to his right*
Pony 85: I've heard of you.
Stylo: I'm sure Du have, now if Du don't mind, I'm trying to have a hangover.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pony 85: Somepony named Pierce Hawkins told me about you....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 17 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: Okay, here's what we're going to do. *Loses connection*

Rainbow Dash has left the game

Pinkie Pie: I like that idea. Let's do nothing.
Twilight: She rost connection. It's up to us.
Pinkie Pie: Right Du are Twilight. Let's go use the teleporter.

As they were running, twelve zombies started to chase them.

Twilight: *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: That tickles. *Lands between the horde of zombies*
Zombies: *Staying around the monkey*
Monkey: *Kills the zombies* Better luck Weiter time zombies.
Twilight: Du give me great honor.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter, and plants...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"They sagte to colonise the orther world. Noone knew it would end with millions of dead. Officials say that they can be heated as new generation of PCS come out under new name : Valkyries. These one are bigger, in size of typical Ponyville building and are created on look of human. Ponies enlist to army to take on monsters on orther side of gate, where -60 C cold wildness meet them."

Dan - Du will not fall back from battlefield!


SomeoneButNoone presents.

Dan - Squadron V-2 are present :

The newest project.

Dan - V-1.1 Captain-Liberator Void V-1.2 Sekunde Lieutenant Snowflake.

And the main project...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 8 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Sees a green light on the map* The mystery box is on the bottom left portion of this map.
Applejack: What are we waitin' for? Let's buy some guns.

Lead Von regenbogen Dash, the ponies ran up the aisle, heading towards the room they started in, and turned right, to buy the Weiter room.

Pinkie Pie: Okay, time for one of Du to buy the door now.
Applejack: No Pinkie, Du do it. Du have enough points to buy both this door, and a gun from the mystery box.
Pinkie Pie: Do not argue with your leader, and buy the door! One of you!
Rainbow Dash: I'll be the mature pony, and buy...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
>>>rebooting system
...
...
...
>>>>Error<<<<<

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Equestrian Labs.
00:05
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Steven - *reads papers* Mhm... I see... Alright *drops paper* Alright... Dan left Du unfinished. Time to polish you.

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1 Stunde later*
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Steven - OK
Scientist #1 - *gives half mechanic herz to Steven*
Steven - *puts herz inside* Du will feel great... And be allowed to use over-trance.
Scientist #2 - We are ready for additional repairments.
Steven - Splendid! Let's start right away!

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4 hours later
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Void - *wakes up* where.. I am?
Steven - Welcome! Du were dead for one year.
Void - Dead......
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