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While Burt was with Emily, Bob got another patient in his office. It was a pony dressed as a clown.

Bob: So, what exactly can I help Du with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do Du mean Von that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did Du ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did Du ever realize that the reason they laugh at Du is because of what Du do?
Clown: What are Du talking about?
Bob: They way Du dress, what Du do for a living, and some of the things that Du do.
Clown: Are Du suggesting that they should laugh at me.
Bob: You're a clown. They're supposed to laugh at you.
Clown: Oh, I thought they were supposed to be scared of me.
Bob: I'm sure there's a few ponies that are scared of clowns.
Clown: Okay, thank Du Mr. Newhart. *Leaves office*
Jerry: *Walks into office* What was that all about?
Bob: Somepony confused about what he wanted to do in his life. What's up?
Jerry: I got this patient that thinks I tried hurting him on purpose.
Bob: Why does he think that?
Jerry: This pony is like 12 years old, and still has a few baby teeth. I was trying to pull one of them out, but my hoof slipped, and it hit that fohlen, colt in the face.
Bob: I'll be there soon. *Gets on phone* Carol.
Carol: Yes?
Bob: Jerry needs my help with something. I'll be out of my office for a few minutes.
Carol: Okay.
Bob: Let's go.

Jerry took Bob into his office.

Jerry: *Sees fohlen, colt in chair* Alright kid, here's a friend of mine I'd like Du to meet, his name is Bob, and he's a therapist.
Bob: Hello.
12 Jahr old: Hi.
Bob: So, Jerry says that Du think he hit Du on purpose.
12 Jahr old: He did!
Bob: Well, to tell Du the truth, he didn't.
12 Jahr old: What are Du talking about?!
Bob: Du know how sometimes, when somepony tried to carry, oder pull something heavy, their hooves slip.
12 Jahr old: Oh, I see now. So his hoof slipped, and hit my face when he tried pulling my tooth out.
Bob & Jerry: Yes.
12 Jahr old: Okay. Well, I'm ready to have my baby tooth pulled out.
Jerry: Alright. Back to work. *Grabs medical tools*
Bob: Alright, Du two have fun. I'm going back to my office. *Walks back to office*
Carol: Bob, do Du want anything to drink?
Bob: How about a water, instead of coffee today?
Carol: Coming right up Bob.
Howard: *Walks into office* Hey Bob.
Bob: Howard, what are Du doing here?
Howard: I got a vacation from work, and I decided to come see Du before going to Manehattan.
Bob: What can I do to help you?
Howard: I think I'm obsessed with food.
Bob: That's not a surprise.
Carol: *Arrives with drink*
Bob: Thank Du Carol. *Takes drink*
Carol: You're welcome. Call me if Du need anything else.
Howard: Du don't understand, I think I eat too much.
Bob: Then stop eating. Du don't need to come see me for this.
Howard: But I do. You're intelligent, and Du know how to solve everypony's problems.
Bob: I think I knew that.
Howard: Okay. I'm going to Manehattan now. I'll see Du when I get back.
Bob: I'm looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to it.

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Ok. This is my first Artikel based on my opinion. If Du want me to write another Artikel on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in Frage right now: Cloppers

Yes Du heard me cloppers. If Du don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little pony (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If Du notice there is a clopper, why should that bother Du in anyway? It's...
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 Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done Von Disneyfan333
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Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No pony can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead Von regenbogen Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead Von a pony named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead Von Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead Von John who somehow survived being killed Von a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead Von an alicorn named Fuku,...
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The main six have a picnic. Saten invited as despite not always getting along with them, he's ther friend. Espically to AppleJack, his ex girlfriend but still friend. And somewhat of a brother/sister relationship to Twilight. Though not as much as he later has with Starlight Glimmer.

Spike: Twi... light! ...I... have... Lemme just... [deep breath] [belch]

Twilight Sparkle (before alicord): Dear Twilight, I am sure Du are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot. [to the others] Wedding? [reading] I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like Du and your friends...
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ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:

Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? Du just decided to skip our abendessen without telling me? Are Du aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for Du at a tabelle with exquisite silverware placement?!

Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—

Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want Du to make Friends with Trixie.

Trixie: A-ha! Du still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if Du want to give me a Sekunde chance oder not. Starlight had to choose between Du and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!

Saten...
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As Trixie shows Starlight to her wagon, Twilight appears to give Starlight friend alternatives, including Glaze, Vinyl, and zitrone Heart. Offended Von Twilight's distrust and undue concern, Starlight says she wants to make Friends on her own, and she storms off.

Twilight tries to chase her. But Saten Twist flies over, in one of his Mehr serious moments, he expresses anger at her for trying to give Starlight alternatives to Trixie.

Tilight: Saten, please, this is seriou-

Saten: I mean it Twilight! If Du upset her, I'l-

Twilight: But I just think tha-

Saten: Trixie has a lot of trouble fitting in....
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Twilight Sparkle: I sagte no magic. Du were supposed to do it Von hoof so I could work in a friendship lesson.

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, I heard "set the table" and just kinda went for it.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, if Du hadn't used magic, you'd have heard me say, uh... this plate represents your head, this spoon is your heart, and the knives... are sharp! Always be careful with knives. [sigh] The metaphors make Mehr sense when you're actually setting the table.

Starlight Glimmer: Should I... change it back?

Twilight Sparkle: I just want to make sure you're ready for this dinner. Princess...
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