While Burt was with Emily, Bob got another patient in his office. It was a pony dressed as a clown.
Bob: So, what exactly can I help Du with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do Du mean Von that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did Du ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did Du ever realize that the reason they laugh at Du is because of what Du do?
Clown: What are Du talking about?
Bob: They way Du dress, what Du do for a living, and some of the things that Du do.
Clown: Are Du suggesting that they should laugh at me.
Bob: You're a clown. They're supposed to laugh at you.
Clown: Oh, I thought they were supposed to be scared of me.
Bob: I'm sure there's a few ponies that are scared of clowns.
Clown: Okay, thank Du Mr. Newhart. *Leaves office*
Jerry: *Walks into office* What was that all about?
Bob: Somepony confused about what he wanted to do in his life. What's up?
Jerry: I got this patient that thinks I tried hurting him on purpose.
Bob: Why does he think that?
Jerry: This pony is like 12 years old, and still has a few baby teeth. I was trying to pull one of them out, but my hoof slipped, and it hit that fohlen, colt in the face.
Bob: I'll be there soon. *Gets on phone* Carol.
Carol: Yes?
Bob: Jerry needs my help with something. I'll be out of my office for a few minutes.
Carol: Okay.
Bob: Let's go.
Jerry took Bob into his office.
Jerry: *Sees fohlen, colt in chair* Alright kid, here's a friend of mine I'd like Du to meet, his name is Bob, and he's a therapist.
Bob: Hello.
12 Jahr old: Hi.
Bob: So, Jerry says that Du think he hit Du on purpose.
12 Jahr old: He did!
Bob: Well, to tell Du the truth, he didn't.
12 Jahr old: What are Du talking about?!
Bob: Du know how sometimes, when somepony tried to carry, oder pull something heavy, their hooves slip.
12 Jahr old: Oh, I see now. So his hoof slipped, and hit my face when he tried pulling my tooth out.
Bob & Jerry: Yes.
12 Jahr old: Okay. Well, I'm ready to have my baby tooth pulled out.
Jerry: Alright. Back to work. *Grabs medical tools*
Bob: Alright, Du two have fun. I'm going back to my office. *Walks back to office*
Carol: Bob, do Du want anything to drink?
Bob: How about a water, instead of coffee today?
Carol: Coming right up Bob.
Howard: *Walks into office* Hey Bob.
Bob: Howard, what are Du doing here?
Howard: I got a vacation from work, and I decided to come see Du before going to Manehattan.
Bob: What can I do to help you?
Howard: I think I'm obsessed with food.
Bob: That's not a surprise.
Carol: *Arrives with drink*
Bob: Thank Du Carol. *Takes drink*
Carol: You're welcome. Call me if Du need anything else.
Howard: Du don't understand, I think I eat too much.
Bob: Then stop eating. Du don't need to come see me for this.
Howard: But I do. You're intelligent, and Du know how to solve everypony's problems.
Bob: I think I knew that.
Howard: Okay. I'm going to Manehattan now. I'll see Du when I get back.
Bob: I'm looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to it.
2 B continued
Bob: So, what exactly can I help Du with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do Du mean Von that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did Du ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did Du ever realize that the reason they laugh at Du is because of what Du do?
Clown: What are Du talking about?
Bob: They way Du dress, what Du do for a living, and some of the things that Du do.
Clown: Are Du suggesting that they should laugh at me.
Bob: You're a clown. They're supposed to laugh at you.
Clown: Oh, I thought they were supposed to be scared of me.
Bob: I'm sure there's a few ponies that are scared of clowns.
Clown: Okay, thank Du Mr. Newhart. *Leaves office*
Jerry: *Walks into office* What was that all about?
Bob: Somepony confused about what he wanted to do in his life. What's up?
Jerry: I got this patient that thinks I tried hurting him on purpose.
Bob: Why does he think that?
Jerry: This pony is like 12 years old, and still has a few baby teeth. I was trying to pull one of them out, but my hoof slipped, and it hit that fohlen, colt in the face.
Bob: I'll be there soon. *Gets on phone* Carol.
Carol: Yes?
Bob: Jerry needs my help with something. I'll be out of my office for a few minutes.
Carol: Okay.
Bob: Let's go.
Jerry took Bob into his office.
Jerry: *Sees fohlen, colt in chair* Alright kid, here's a friend of mine I'd like Du to meet, his name is Bob, and he's a therapist.
Bob: Hello.
12 Jahr old: Hi.
Bob: So, Jerry says that Du think he hit Du on purpose.
12 Jahr old: He did!
Bob: Well, to tell Du the truth, he didn't.
12 Jahr old: What are Du talking about?!
Bob: Du know how sometimes, when somepony tried to carry, oder pull something heavy, their hooves slip.
12 Jahr old: Oh, I see now. So his hoof slipped, and hit my face when he tried pulling my tooth out.
Bob & Jerry: Yes.
12 Jahr old: Okay. Well, I'm ready to have my baby tooth pulled out.
Jerry: Alright. Back to work. *Grabs medical tools*
Bob: Alright, Du two have fun. I'm going back to my office. *Walks back to office*
Carol: Bob, do Du want anything to drink?
Bob: How about a water, instead of coffee today?
Carol: Coming right up Bob.
Howard: *Walks into office* Hey Bob.
Bob: Howard, what are Du doing here?
Howard: I got a vacation from work, and I decided to come see Du before going to Manehattan.
Bob: What can I do to help you?
Howard: I think I'm obsessed with food.
Bob: That's not a surprise.
Carol: *Arrives with drink*
Bob: Thank Du Carol. *Takes drink*
Carol: You're welcome. Call me if Du need anything else.
Howard: Du don't understand, I think I eat too much.
Bob: Then stop eating. Du don't need to come see me for this.
Howard: But I do. You're intelligent, and Du know how to solve everypony's problems.
Bob: I think I knew that.
Howard: Okay. I'm going to Manehattan now. I'll see Du when I get back.
Bob: I'm looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to it.
2 B continued
"P Please let me go" Scootaloo bagged.
"Not likely. for unless we were told wrong. Your our key to Ditto" Ganger sagte evilly.
"No! Please don't hurt Ditto" Scootaloo cried, bagging again.
Ganger just laughed.
"You won't get away with this!" Scootaloo cried, even getting angry.
"Quite!" Ganger ordered, covering his hoof over her mouth.
But Scootaloo responded Von biting his hoof.
Ganger got angered Von this, but managed to control himself, he just picked her back up, before she could run off from him having dropped her in pain.
"Enough horsing around" Ganger growled.
Scootaloo just chuckled, "Horsing around". Though rather oder not she REALLY thought it was funny, oder was just trolling them like Sweetie Belle to Rover, is anyone's guess.
"Not likely. for unless we were told wrong. Your our key to Ditto" Ganger sagte evilly.
"No! Please don't hurt Ditto" Scootaloo cried, bagging again.
Ganger just laughed.
"You won't get away with this!" Scootaloo cried, even getting angry.
"Quite!" Ganger ordered, covering his hoof over her mouth.
But Scootaloo responded Von biting his hoof.
Ganger got angered Von this, but managed to control himself, he just picked her back up, before she could run off from him having dropped her in pain.
"Enough horsing around" Ganger growled.
Scootaloo just chuckled, "Horsing around". Though rather oder not she REALLY thought it was funny, oder was just trolling them like Sweetie Belle to Rover, is anyone's guess.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Theme Song Lyrics~
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, Ahh, Ahh, Ahh..
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be
My Little Pony
Until Du all shared it's magic with me
Big adventure
Tons of fun!
A beautiful heart
Faithful and strong
Sharing kindness
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete!
Du have My Little Ponies
Do Du know you're all my very best friends?
Ponies who sang in this song:
Pinkie Pie
Fluttershy
Twilight Sparkle
regenbogen Dash
Rarity
Applejack
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, Ahh, Ahh, Ahh..
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be
My Little Pony
Until Du all shared it's magic with me
Big adventure
Tons of fun!
A beautiful heart
Faithful and strong
Sharing kindness
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete!
Du have My Little Ponies
Do Du know you're all my very best friends?
Ponies who sang in this song:
Pinkie Pie
Fluttershy
Twilight Sparkle
regenbogen Dash
Rarity
Applejack