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posted by Seanthehedgehog
That afternoon, the only pony I saw was Georgia.

Georgia: *Enters room*
Rafe: Georgia?
Georgia: *Gives Rafe pudding cup* What?
Rafe: I want to be alone right now. Ok?
Georgia: Ok. *walks out of room, and closes door*

For the rest of the Tag it was quiet. Nothing happened until after dark.

Carl: *watching TV*
Mom: *Cooking onions*
??: *Rings doorbell*
Mom: I've got it *goes to door* That's weird. Nopony is here. *looks at package* What is this?
Carl: *Grunts as he walks to mom* What've Du got there?
Mom: I'm not sure.
Carl: Not sure? Just look at this stuff! I'm telling Du that kid's nothing but a little hoodlum.
Mom: Don't talk like that about him, and lower your voice.
Carl: Are Du kidding me? Listen, if you're not going to do something about this, I will. In fact, I'm going to get him right now.
Mom: No you're not. Not like this.
Carl: Get outside, now! *opens door*
Rafe: *slowly walks out of room*
Mom: *Steps outside*
Carl: *slams door* Rafe is always getting into trouble, and Du won't do anything about it!
Mom: He's just having a hard time.
Carl: Yeah, a hard time behaving.
Mom: Carl, please calm down.
Carl: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!
Mom: Carl! Du don't have to be like this.
Carl: SHUT UP JULES! JUST SHUT UP! *pushes mom off porch*
Rafe: *stunned*
Georgia: Rafe? What happened?
Rafe: Georgia, call 911, now.
Georgia: But-
Rafe: NOW! *goes outside*
Carl: *tries to help mom up*
Mom: *crying* Just get away from me!
Carl: Jules, I'm sorry. It was an accident. It was just an accident.
Mom: I know that, and I don't care. Just back off.
Rafe: *sees package* (It all makes sense now.)
Carl: Listen Jules, I didn't mean to hurt you. I can change.
Rafe: *Pushes Carl* Just get out of here!
Carl: *stunned*

I have never seen him like this. He just stared like that for a while, and ran away.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen Von Braeburn
Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen by Braeburn
Braeburn was out of the tournament, and was very angry.

Sergi: *parks car*
Braeburn: *walks toward Sergi's car*
Apyr: We got company
Braeburn: *carrying baseball bat*
Sergi: Well, we're outta here *floors it*
Braeburn: Oh no Du don't!! *runs to car* Give me your car!!
Sunset Shimmer: No, get lost!
Braeburn: *hits Sunset Shimmer with bat*
Sunset Shimmer: *Knocked Out*
Braeburn: *steals car*

Sergi was driving toward the highway out of Canterlot

Braeburn: *gets behind Sergi*
Apyr: Are Du kidding me?
Sergi: What's the matter?
Apyr: Braeburn is following us!
Braeburn: GET BACK HERE!!
Police: *sees car chase*...
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posted by NeonInfernoLord
Funny how a town filled with so much joy could befall to such a deadly game…

It was total darkness in…wherever she was. Her eyes adjusted somewhat to it but as far as she knew she was in a hole. She tried to Bewegen but she realized her entire lower body was encased inside of something. It was so snug until the point that she couldn't even feel her lower body.

"H-hello!? Rarity!? Scootaloo!?" Sweetie Belle screamed out but couldn't make anything out in the vacant abyss. She let out little whimpers as another voice rang from her side.

"S-sweetie Belle, I'm right here!" The voice of Scootaloo rang...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh Du from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are Du doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did Du do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: Du sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...
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Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will Zeigen Du them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: Du see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do Du think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, Du there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a Berichten of a pony trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the Sekunde story of Aschenputtel II: Dreams Come True. I hope that Du will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny Tag in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, oder just relaxing their Tag away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other Mehr often....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case Du are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a straße to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a pony get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the pony was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the orange stallion asked. "Our Weiter target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are Du waiting for? Stab me if Du can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are Du doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, Du are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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posted by savana89
"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR Friends but i forgive Du now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed Du to do Du need any help dashy"
"ya can Du um(looks aroud) can Du clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back Du must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE Du SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"
Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are Du okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do Du have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do Du need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he sagte he was. Later, Score introduced her Friends to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...
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Greetings, fellow Bronies, it's me again, Schreiben another piece of my thoughts. Today, it's going to be about the stuff made Von Hasbro.

That's right! I'm going to tell about the toys! Now, don't get me wrong, I understand why they made them. This Zeigen was targetted to little children, so it was obvious that there were going to be toys based of that. But, that's what it means for me.

I'm not going to condem you, Bronies who have toys of the Mane Six and others, but I'm going to talk about my opinion about it.

For me, it's a little akward to see grown men playing with 5 Centimeter long bright colored...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joycreator
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, Google
added by caesar213
added by shadirby
Source: Blue-Paint-Sea on deviantArt
added by Tawnyjay
Source: Hasbro
added by StarWarsFan7
Source: Veggie55 on deviantART