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posted by KateKicksAss

I found these online, and thought they were kinda funny, :)
Credit: wiki answers, wattpad.com, b L o g s p o t.com

How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?
I don't know, they're all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen

What happened when Emmett Cullen stubbed his toe?
He made the whole city collapse!

Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as oder Mehr beautiful then herself. She came back with a mirror!

How do Du stop Jacob Black from attacking you?
You pick up a stick, throw it and yell "fetch"!

How do Du irritate Edward Cullen?
Buy him a dog and call it Jacob!

Why...

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Tics and foibles of all Twihards

posted by I_Hate_Twilight

Now that I have enough free time, I researched a bit and noticed that Twifans has some tics and mannerisms while writing.

I'm not just good, because the first thought was that I noticed the keyboard problem. But then I saw that it was too frequent, several problems with keyboards on many different people.

SO WHY WRITE: ZE becoz FANNS TAWLK Diz lyk !!!!!
There is already some Twilight-English dictionary? It is normal that no one writes like that. What is interest? Look like they're talking to snakes ...
Who invented it?

WRITE WITH CAPITAL LETTERS!! WHAT IS THE INTEREST? ARE A SCREAM WITH SOMEONE??...

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11 Jahr old writes about Twilight

posted by nati30

I found this while surfing the web gepostet Von an anonymous person, all I know is that she is a girl and only 11.
Let me start put Von saying this is not a regular anti-twilight post because I am not a hater, oder at least I try hard not to be, and I can actually understand Twilighters very well. I think some Twilighters are a bit confused oder frustrated because they think many people are turning down an amazing book for no good reason. I can see why people think Twilight is good, so I made a Liste of why I think people think Twilight is good and why it’s actually not very good (was that confusing?...

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~Twilight Jokes~

posted by nessienjake

Credit:Alice W.

This Jokes we're also gepostet on the Crytical Analysis of Edward Cullen

Q: What to Edward and a Weihnachten baum have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.

Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what Du are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!

Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much Du mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: Du know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.

Q: How do Du kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her Bücher and wait for two minutes.

Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward Du suck!!!!

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136 Things NOT To Do At Hogwarts

posted by TeamSiriusBlack

I did not write this!

Things not to do at Hogwarts! (Well...not unless Du have Harry's invisibility mantel and the Marauders' Map oder Du are Fred and/or George)

1. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

2. Growing Marihuana oder hallucinogenic mushrooms is not an extra credit project for Herbology.

3. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.

4. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate datum to the Yule Ball.

5. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told Du I was...

Is Twilight Anti-Feminist?

posted by SiRiUsLy_bLaCk

Stephenie Meyer explicitly pointed out that "feminism" is "being able to choose." I agree with this entirely; the right to choose is important.

But the right to choose is only part of the question. When gegeben the chance to choose, which path do we choose? Do we choose to let men into our lives and still maintain our independence, oder do we choose to allow men to dominate our lives, both physically and psychologically?

In the case of Bella Swan, she chose the Sekunde path.

In my opinion, choosing that road is no different from choosing at all. Choices, as we all know, teilt, split into right and wrong....

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The message Twilight leaves to teenagers...(spoilers)

posted by Sophia21

Well, lately I have come across a variation of the following sentence a lot:

"Harry Potter is better than Twilight because Twilight gives a lot of bad messages"

I won't deny the message gegeben Von Twilight is an awful one and easy to spot, but Harry Potter also has its share of bad messages, and whats worse is that it is conceived between lines. There's an extense Debatte among psychologist on the validity of subliminal messages, but that I will not discuss.
Following I will list, in my opinion, the (bad) messages each book gives.

Let's begin with the easier one, Twilight:

1. Looks tell a lot about...

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Du say, I say

posted by twilightlover73

Du say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
Du say vampires
I say wizards
Du say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
Du say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
Du say Robert Pattison
I’ll say “is Cedric Diggory”
Du say Robert Pattison is hot
I say James and Oliver Phelps are ~HOTTER
Du think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that’s Ron and Hermione
Du say Isabella Swan
I say Bellatrix Lestrange
Du say Edward
I’ll say Harry, now STUPEFY!!!

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My reasons to like Twilight.

posted by TrueTwi_hard

A lot of people ask me what my reasons are for liking Twilight. Because I am sicken of having to answer every single time, and because a couple of people told me to, I wrote an article.

Twilight changed my way of looking at things.
Sure... It's not real, but the book made me look at my opinion. My whole life would be different if it wasn't written. I'm not one of those Twilight Fans who only care about how hot Robert Pattinson is. The book changed me, not the movie. The twilight serie is a wonderful life-lesson wrapped in a beautiful story. I'm glad Miss. Meyer wrote it. These are my main reasons:...

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What I've Come to Realize About HP vs Twilight

posted by Kersian

Okay so I've come to realize how all of this is just pointless. People seem to only compare Twilight and Harry Potter because the two are popular. That is a main reason why those two are being compared now. Now to me I have really found this to be pointless. People are comparing a romantic fiction story to a Fantasy fiction story.

Now when I realized this is when a Kommentar was made Von a user who goes Von the name: justmandi23
on the topic "1000 reasons why twilight is better than harry potter" So what she wrote just made me realize what I did. I gepostet like a lot of reasons in the topic, "1000...

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For people who thinks all the Twilight Fans are crazy!

posted by KathyHalliwell

It is not made Von me, I found it on a webpage, but I think it's totally true, so I thought I should Upload it there.
There are swearing in the text! Du were warned.

I am a Twilight fan, and let me spell it out for you:

-I'd say, "Yeah, I'm one of those crazy Twilight people." But no, I'm really not.

-Edward is a too melodramatic and can suck my inexistant dick.

-I hate it when people think 90 percent of Twilight Fans are immature middle school girls.

-I hate immature middle school girls who are Twilight fans, cause they give us "normal" Twilight Fans a bad reputation.

-I do not wish "Edward waz real...

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The *Kookiest* products from HP and Twilight

posted by woofbark

Okay, so HP and Twilight are good Bücher and movies. But, in order to make money, companies have made some rather.....dumb (or as I say, "Kooky," because it sounds better) products.
I'm not talking about the companion Bücher oder the HP wands that actually shoot out a fog patronus at the tap of a button. The ones that I will be discussing will be listed below. I will tell the name of the project, 1-10 on the "Kookiness" (nice word, right?) scale (One meaning not kooky, 10 meaning it should be taken off the shelves). Then, I will give a brief Beschreibung of the product and why it is so useless....

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The Secret Society of Sparkly Vampire Slayers

posted by woofbark

It was a gloomy night as the members of the Secret Society of Sparkly Vampire Slayers sat around the tabelle and started the meeting.
"Okay, so our new target is a family of vampires." The leader said.
"Um...family?" Zenith, the female vampire slayer asked, straightening her long black hair.
"Yes," The leader said. "The vampire father, Edward, Bella, another vampire, and a recently born half-human half-vampire-"
Zenith leaned forward. "That's....impossible." Thunder boomed loudly outside, lightning lit up the dismal, gloomy, tomb of a room.
"What?"
"The half-human half-vampire. Impossible."
...

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What would of made Twilight better.

posted by RavenclawRocks

(NOTE: ALl OF THESE ARE JOKES. SO DON'T KILL ME FOR THEM. OK?)

1: Alice goes to Hogwarts and gets a "T" in Divination.

2: Cho and Bella become BFFs over tee and biscuits. (After all they both dated the same guy)

3: Edward takes up Irish-Dancing as a hobby.

4: Bella stars in "Yogi Bear"

5: Esme gets nominated for Mother of the Year. She loses to Marge Simpson.

6: Jacob Black gets picked on for being skinny.

7: The entire Cullen family are mistaken for extras in "Diary of a Wimpy Kid"

8: Jasper gets eaten Von a giant marsh-mellow.

9: Edward becomes the new model for "New Look"

10: Rese-thingy (You know....

Pattinson and Steward's Schauspielen (IMO)

posted by Harrypotter148

Please Remember that this is a opinion, if Du don;t like it fine but please be civil about it

I have just watched Remember Me staring Robert Pattinson and I was blown away! Seeing him only in Twilight and Harry Potter which was only for a few moments at a time, i was not expecting much from him. I was pretty much expecting the same boring, lifelessness he gives as Edward. Was i WRONG.

He is a decent actor, I think he could go far with his actin carer. I'm not going to give anything away but in this movie Pattinson showed me that Du should not base an actors Schauspielen on just one film.

I am not...

peace

posted by SamiYusuflover

I've seen the spot ,it fulls of fights ,and they shouldn't be existed the comparing is very harsh ,how can Du compare a girl to boy , there are many differences, the girl searches for true Liebe and she find it ,it's a romantic story talking about Vampire ,but harry potter talks about wizards ,it has a lot adventures ,but they have something in common they are Fantasy stories then tell me how could anyone compare wizards to Vampire who drink human blood with wizards are magical people who defend their self's with magical things. They are clever skillful.
Lovers of science. Inventors.
to me...

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The Final Battle: Part 7

posted by harrypotterbest

Joanne watched carefully, but her mind was still reeling with what Stephanie Meyer had said. She felt a strange, strong desire to beat Stephanie and her disco vampires. She watched the battle extra closely, especially the Vampires, for any wrong move.
--------
The jets of light from the spells where flying everywhere. Harry was tempted to use Avada Kedavra and finish the battle, but it was illegal. The Vamps where dancing everywhere, but the Wizards had exceptionally good aim.
“Petrificus Totalus!” yelled Ron, hitting the whiny female Vampire right in the chest.
“Good one!” congratulated...

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That one girl

posted by HecateA

Somewhere in the world right now there is a girl.

She is sitting on her bett crying because her boyfriend told her she couldn't see her good friend. He erased her e-mail from her contacts, he keeps them apart in school hallways and classes and he took her drivers liscence so she can't drive to her house. Her boyfriend is always with her. They are barely seen apart if they can be together, often alone. He decides where she goes and the only compliments he ever tells her is "your beautiful", "you're a clutz".

To write Twilight, to pass that (above) off as Liebe is unfair to that one girl who is sitting on her bed, crying.

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The Dark Side Of Twilight (just an idea)

posted by LoveforSeverus

Alright I haven't gotten a chance to revise and Bearbeiten this so it's still kind of a Liste type thing. I guess I'll finish later. One point for now.

While Lesen the beliebt teen book Twilight, I couldn't help but notice some rather disturbing problems, and some facts that just don't add up.

For starters, Twilight is anti feminist. How can it be anti-feminist? Du might ask. Well here's how, Bella is always staying at Home tending to either her father, her boyfriend, oder her boyfriends family. Meyer cleverly disguises this Von saying "oh well Charlie can't cook" and "there's nothing better to do"....

Fred and .Romilda

posted by Misharrypotter

Romilda loved Fred with all her herz but could not them him she did not know that he liked him oder not. But Fred did like her too. So one Tag Fred gave her a KISS and asked her to go out with him and she sagte yes. But his twin was not happy with this they was working on a joke and was planing to leave hogwarts. That Tag Fred's twin killed her. Fred was so upset that he went to kill his twin but he was gone and no one knowed were he when to hide. the end