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posted by 67Dodge
"Hmm... Do tell me Al, this is a very pressing and serious question. No joke, no lie-" sagte the Kid with a grinning pause, "Does my suit make me look fat?"

"Of course not, why would Du ask?" laughed Al. 

The Kid shrugged, looking at himself in the mirror, his short frame would have made anyone mistake him for an actual child, but the fact that he has a calm voice, and speaks with vigor screams that he is an adult. He peered at the goggle-clad eyes that stared back at him in the cracked glass, then at his faded fedora and ebony coat, he indeed had a stout frame, but one that appeared to be mere plumpness than absurd obesity, and he didn't deny a Minute of either fact. 

"Truly- I am insane, heh, Du don't need to lie to the rest of them and hide the truth, I hide my body and my identity for that reason, why should anyone gaze at a monstrosity of a guy? Well, they can suck it up for all its worth," sagte the Kid. 

"Boss, if Du were insane, then Du wouldn't realize how brilliant your plans are, Du wouldn't be full of notoriety, you'd just be another face locked up in the loony bin!" shouted Al. 

The Kid grinned with absolute delight, then turned in his sitz to face Al with upmost adoration. 

"Really?" he squeaked. 

"Yes sir, and Du know what? I don't think I would've killed Mercutio in a Mehr creative way," winked Al. 

The Kid soon giggled, every time he did that, Al heard a child inside the mastermind Von his side, breaking out and doing what he does for entertainment, a child's equivalent of eating ice cream is rolling in blood for The Kid. 

"I'm flattered, really, but, I have news for you," sagte the Kid. 

"Yes sir?" asked Al. 

"I have something special for Du to do, and it involves Kowalski," sagte the Kid, pointing at the photograph, "Recognize him?" 

"Yes sir, he's the brains of the group, the tallest, most scientific, Du know, that shit," sagte Al. 

"Correct," sagte the Kid, laying on his schreibtisch in an almost provocative position. 

"Umm..." sagte Al with slight discomfort. 

"What?" asked the Kid with slight annoyance, pulling his foot up on the schreibtisch with him. 

"That's a very, odd position," sagte Al. 

The Kid then glanced down with almost no concern. "What? I always lay like this, it's cozy, do Du have a problem?" asked the Kid with a slightly cold stare. 

"Well, it's very provocative, Du look like a Victoria's Secret cover except, gayer," sagte Al with a pause.

Without leaving the position the Kid then softly mused with sarcasm. 

"Ya like it?" he chuckled.

"I have a wife ya know," replied Al with slight laughter. 

"I'm aware, does she scatter blood in my name too?" sagte the Kid, softly musing the words "blood" and "too". 

"No, she's Mehr of a money person, she brings the good stuff in," sagte Al. 

"She's very pretty, it's no wonder she can be a good smuggler, all that cheap booze is worth something if ya get her to spread her legs, if ya know what I mean," chuckled the Kid with a flirtatious grin. 

Al froze, his boss had practically called his wife "easy", whilst in a provocative position, grinning with almost sexual pleasure with a glass of bier Von his feet. 

"That's kinda too far, hehe- Don't ya th-think?" asked Al. 

"Too far would be me going all hentai oder whatever that shit boys wack to on her sweet ass!" laughed the Kid loudly, smacking Al's back with glee. 

"Heh-Heh, yeah..." croaked Al with slight disturbance. 

"You don't look too bad yourself son, I'd open up to ya anytime, but Du see.... I'm kinda busy," mused the Kid with a half-hearted chuckle. 

"With catching Kowalski?" asked Al, trying to change the subject. 

"I'd lay his sweet arsch too if he crossed me~" chuckled the Kid, a familiar red hue forming on his face. 

"You can't be serious," sagte Al with concern. 

"Haha! Nah, I don't really swing, schaukel too much for the "other team", I'm Mehr a ladies' man, the guy who'd go rock chasing on girls like it doesn't matter," laughed the Kid. 

"He-Hehehe... Funny boss!" sagte Al, gaining a little confidence back. 

"Though I am kinda in the middle, veering sloooooowly to the leeeeeft," sagte the Kid, tilting his head softly until it rested on Al's shoulder, "You better catch that einstein birdy soon, oder I won't be happy tonight~" he cooed softly.  

"A-Aye sir..." sagte Al with discomfort, he ran out with great haste, not turning back to dismiss himself. 

"Hehe, such a nice guy.." chuckled the Kid, leaving the erotic position and simply sitting on his desk. 

"By the way!" he shouted, "I suspect they're going after King Dewey next, track that fat arsch down!" 
posted by kowalskirocks14
(skipper's pov, now.)
i woke up on a cold flat surface, unable to Bewegen at all. i couldnt open one eye, and there was a gross taste in my mouth.
"HELLO?" i yelled. "AMBER? RICO? GUYS?"
silence
"ANYONE?"
a faint call, so far away i almost didnt hear it.
"HELLO? IS ANYONE THERE?"
"skipper? skipper?" it seemed even closer, and i could now here footsteps. but there was Mehr than one of them. two, no three.
"SKIPPER?" it called again, in it's smooth high tone.
"see 'im?" sagte a panting, scratchy voice.
"no, but i was positive i heard him!" sagte the higher voice.
then a moment of silence.
"no. why would Du think...
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posted by SgtSkipper
Stand Down
Bandit glanced at the straße signs as they whizzed past, the bus came to a halt outside the Half-Pint pub on Harverd Lane. MS leaned over the edge of the roof, watching in fascination as the people hurried about with their daily routines. He was suddenly interrupted as Bandit pushed him off the bus and dragged him into a nearby alleyway. Before he could speak, she placed a flipper over his beak and glanced around the street. Bandit let go and took a deep breath. “Ok, looks like we weren’t followed… You… Du listening to me?” Mech-Skipper was looking out at the street, watching...
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I turned the key and opened the door to my apartment building. My combat boot were thrown under the mantel rack were my biker jacke hung.
I tossed my geldbörse onto the küche table. I slip of paper I didn't remember having been there fell out.
I walked over to tabelle and picked up the paper. On it was scribbled a series of numbers. A phone number, I realized. But whose?
Well, there was only one way to find out. I pulled my cell out of my pocket and dialed the number.
After two rings, I heard the click of the phone. "Hello?" someone sagte in a Danish accent.
"Hans?" I asked. "I mean, Mr....uh, how did...
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Skipper was first to awake and as soon as he climbed out of bett he tripped over 2 suitcases.
Kowalski and Private were the only ones to awake Von Skipper tripping, the other ones didn't even move.
Skipper: Okay, new rule: All suitcases go under the beds.
They began to Bewegen everyone's suitcases.
They each felt a soft body under the bett as soon as they tried to push the suitcases under it.
Skipper: Intruders!
Everyone awoke with a jump.
As soon as they got pulled out Von the tail they knew it was the lemurs.
Skipper: Ringtail!

After a while the lemurs all got tied up.
Skipper: Okay, Du have three options:...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
Emma rushed back down to the Weapons Level and grabbed as many as possible, stuffing them in her drawstring bag as she did. In a few minutes, she walked into the lab, and looked around. In one corner of the room, was successful inventions, that didn't get used much. She smiled at the Teleportation Machine that they made about 6 years ago, when Emma first arrived at the zoo. She wandered over, and began to Suchen among the inventions. She pulled out a little device that was about half the size of her flipper. The words 'Invisi-no-more' was written across the bottom. Emma grinned, and turned...
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Prolouge


A long time Vor in the boundaries of Antartica grew a small kirsche Blossom tree. It was the only sight of green in this borring old waste land of snow and death. A young girl named Joyce had protected this kirsche Blossom with her life and it was a sorce of energy for her. If this plant were to die, surely her life would surely end as well. Life went by, until a man in a white mantel had captured the young penguinette. The kirsche Blossom baum had started to wilt over the years of her absence, until it was ready to die off. The young girl started to grow Mehr sickly, and weaker. She never...
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Chapter 4: It's just the beggining

...Something fluffy touched me. I emgraced the fluffy thing, and it licked me on my beak. My eyes flutter open to see a soft kitten infront of my face. A Domestic...

"She's alright!" I heard a cry.

The voice was warming, but a little robotic. A firmilar flipper touched my flipper, lifting it high into the air. The flipper lifted me off the pillow, and sitting up. Infront of me was a kitten. It was Black with black eyes, a sleeking silver paw with a weird mark. It had green streaks on it's tail.

I looked at the person to the side of me. He had long jet black hair...
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posted by BML1997
Chapter 3: Crazy Car Ride

Once Silvy had dragged Juarez out of Base Q, they stand for a Sekunde outside. Juarez looks at Silvy. "So...where are we going to get our snow-cones, señorita? It would not be a muy bueno idea to get them here in Lithuania." he says.

Silvy looks at Juarez and shrugs. "I don't know, Juarez..." She then smiles widely. "I just Liebe snow-cones!" Her voice went down to a small whisper, her eyes focused on the ground. "Maybe, just maybe, we could share one?"

He adjusts his messer halfter, holster to a Mehr comfortable position. "Erm..." he gives Silvy a slightly strange look and decides...
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posted by SgtSkipper
(Please do excuse me for having 3 of my OC's in here but I'm short on deaths so to speak so... You'll see what I mean)

The car pulls up a gravel pathway, the garden is overgrown with various weeds and bramble, nevertheless, an old sycamore stands vigilantly among the Rapunzel – Neu verföhnt vines. The house appears in no better state. Ivy conceals most of it's features but dangles off the porch, forming a dark archway, beckoning the unwary to enter the domain.
Other than the plants, the only other signs of life at the house is a sickly looking pigeon, curled up on the branches of the sycamore, but, it flies...
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posted by coolprivate
(oh dear im trying to figure out how to use bold so..forgive me if im wrong .FT.)
[b]Chapter 1[b] / [b]bold[b]Chapter 1

Kowalski(must always start with him!):
Skipper!i have done it!

Skipper: done what? a chemical reaction nuclear bomb that kills the whole unviverse?

Kowalski: -_- no. i have created *pause* THE HRYDRIGIZER!

Rico: oooo heheh

Private: well, what does it do?

Kowalski: well, it transports "recruits" from the human world to this world!

Skipper: "recruits"?!? we have four men on the team! isn't that enough?!

Kowalski: ah but we only have "men"

*everyone stares at him questioningly*

*meanwhile...
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posted by kowalskilover13
it was a cold dark night. kowalski was out for a walk in the park. he felt like something was watching him. he turned around again to see a frying pan hit him in the face.

then he was dragged away Von a black bird. he woke up to see a huge portal device. it was glowing blue like the night sky. he looks over to his left as he feels something Bewegen Weiter to him.

he gasps as he sees Kasey tied up Weiter to him. then he feels his head get lifted up Von something. the black bird that had dragged him off earlier was staring at him with purple eyes.

the bird forcefully opened his beak and poured the blue liquid down his throat. kowalski's eyes turned light green but then turned blue again. he fainted after that...
Lexii lay awake in her bett in Blowholes lair. It was almost 11:00 pm. She couldnt go to sleep though. She kept thinking about what had happened earlier that day. Blowhole had told her he loved her and then he had kissed her. She couldnt comprehend what was going on. She decided to play along because she knew the penguins would come rescue her soon. Wouldnt they?
      She sighed thoughtfully. Why would Blowhole like her? She definatly didnt Liebe him back though... When he had kissed her she was so shocked that she forgot to pull away, and the KISS lasted for about 4-5 seconds. Blowhole probably...
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One Bright and sunny Tag in the Central Park Zoo, Kowalski, Skipper, Private, Rico, and Mya were training for fighting.
" ring ring " Mya's phone rang. She ran over to pick it up. " Hello, " she asked. " Oh Krillin! Hows Yamcha doing? "
" Actualy thats what i'm here to talk about, " Krillin sagte sounding depresed. " He....Has three days... "
" Wha-whaa-what! " Mya screamed. " He's going to.... "
" Afraid so, " Krillin said. " I'm so sorry for the loss your going to have. And now that Piccolo's gone....theres no way we can bring Yamcha back to life. "
Mya felt her herz shatter into pieces as Krillin...
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posted by Spi_Kat_Penguin
"Alright, we'll go when your ready, Kat." Ice said. "I'm ready now." Kat replied. Ice slung on his heavy military bag. The waves were calm that night. Kat taube first, followed Von Ice. Cool salt water covered Ice's face and his eyes stung the tiniest bit. Kat turned around under the water and saw Ice. She grabbed his drenched flipper and pulled on him. Ice swam trying to keep up with Kat. She began to slow down. The scenery was beautiful. Huge coral riff beds of all Farben shimmered under the moonlight. Kat's shiney feathers seemed to shimmer too. Ice watched as a school of yellow goatfish...
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