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posted by 67Dodge
"Hmm... Do tell me Al, this is a very pressing and serious question. No joke, no lie-" sagte the Kid with a grinning pause, "Does my suit make me look fat?"

"Of course not, why would Du ask?" laughed Al. 

The Kid shrugged, looking at himself in the mirror, his short frame would have made anyone mistake him for an actual child, but the fact that he has a calm voice, and speaks with vigor screams that he is an adult. He peered at the goggle-clad eyes that stared back at him in the cracked glass, then at his faded fedora and ebony coat, he indeed had a stout frame, but one that appeared to be mere plumpness than absurd obesity, and he didn't deny a Minute of either fact. 

"Truly- I am insane, heh, Du don't need to lie to the rest of them and hide the truth, I hide my body and my identity for that reason, why should anyone gaze at a monstrosity of a guy? Well, they can suck it up for all its worth," sagte the Kid. 

"Boss, if Du were insane, then Du wouldn't realize how brilliant your plans are, Du wouldn't be full of notoriety, you'd just be another face locked up in the loony bin!" shouted Al. 

The Kid grinned with absolute delight, then turned in his sitz to face Al with upmost adoration. 

"Really?" he squeaked. 

"Yes sir, and Du know what? I don't think I would've killed Mercutio in a Mehr creative way," winked Al. 

The Kid soon giggled, every time he did that, Al heard a child inside the mastermind Von his side, breaking out and doing what he does for entertainment, a child's equivalent of eating ice cream is rolling in blood for The Kid. 

"I'm flattered, really, but, I have news for you," sagte the Kid. 

"Yes sir?" asked Al. 

"I have something special for Du to do, and it involves Kowalski," sagte the Kid, pointing at the photograph, "Recognize him?" 

"Yes sir, he's the brains of the group, the tallest, most scientific, Du know, that shit," sagte Al. 

"Correct," sagte the Kid, laying on his schreibtisch in an almost provocative position. 

"Umm..." sagte Al with slight discomfort. 

"What?" asked the Kid with slight annoyance, pulling his foot up on the schreibtisch with him. 

"That's a very, odd position," sagte Al. 

The Kid then glanced down with almost no concern. "What? I always lay like this, it's cozy, do Du have a problem?" asked the Kid with a slightly cold stare. 

"Well, it's very provocative, Du look like a Victoria's Secret cover except, gayer," sagte Al with a pause.

Without leaving the position the Kid then softly mused with sarcasm. 

"Ya like it?" he chuckled.

"I have a wife ya know," replied Al with slight laughter. 

"I'm aware, does she scatter blood in my name too?" sagte the Kid, softly musing the words "blood" and "too". 

"No, she's Mehr of a money person, she brings the good stuff in," sagte Al. 

"She's very pretty, it's no wonder she can be a good smuggler, all that cheap booze is worth something if ya get her to spread her legs, if ya know what I mean," chuckled the Kid with a flirtatious grin. 

Al froze, his boss had practically called his wife "easy", whilst in a provocative position, grinning with almost sexual pleasure with a glass of bier Von his feet. 

"That's kinda too far, hehe- Don't ya th-think?" asked Al. 

"Too far would be me going all hentai oder whatever that shit boys wack to on her sweet ass!" laughed the Kid loudly, smacking Al's back with glee. 

"Heh-Heh, yeah..." croaked Al with slight disturbance. 

"You don't look too bad yourself son, I'd open up to ya anytime, but Du see.... I'm kinda busy," mused the Kid with a half-hearted chuckle. 

"With catching Kowalski?" asked Al, trying to change the subject. 

"I'd lay his sweet arsch too if he crossed me~" chuckled the Kid, a familiar red hue forming on his face. 

"You can't be serious," sagte Al with concern. 

"Haha! Nah, I don't really swing, schaukel too much for the "other team", I'm Mehr a ladies' man, the guy who'd go rock chasing on girls like it doesn't matter," laughed the Kid. 

"He-Hehehe... Funny boss!" sagte Al, gaining a little confidence back. 

"Though I am kinda in the middle, veering sloooooowly to the leeeeeft," sagte the Kid, tilting his head softly until it rested on Al's shoulder, "You better catch that einstein birdy soon, oder I won't be happy tonight~" he cooed softly.  

"A-Aye sir..." sagte Al with discomfort, he ran out with great haste, not turning back to dismiss himself. 

"Hehe, such a nice guy.." chuckled the Kid, leaving the erotic position and simply sitting on his desk. 

"By the way!" he shouted, "I suspect they're going after King Dewey next, track that fat arsch down!" 
posted by 67Dodge
"Ah, hello Dewey, nice to see ya for the first time, Du don't look too bad yourself," sagte The Kid with a muse.

"Oh, I'm aware of who Du are, you're that crime lord that's been making my boys look bad!" he shouted angrily. 

"That was me? Look bad at what? Du can't prove jack shit fat boy, and who are ya gonna tell, the cops?" asked the Kid with a light chuckle. 

King Dewey's face then turned from one of rage, to a smirk. 

"Nope, I know the cops aren't my guys, but I know one thing for sure, Kid, if that's even your name," sagte King Dewey. 

"Oh yeah, what?" asked the Kid with a wide grin. ...
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posted by Skiparah
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It was a dark and chilly night. The rain and wind was freezing and forced it's way into a man's soul if he wasn't careful. Du would imagine that only a pinguin could stand freezing temperatures. Yeah, Skipper thought so too. After five Minuten outside he was shivering visibly and his beak was chattering. He tried to
pretend it was nothing and walk it off, but every time he moved it felt like walking with a layer of ice encasing you. Finally he stopped behind a brick Wand that stood blocking most of the harsh wind and rain and slumped back against it. Something hard and cold hit...
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posted by Random-Partier
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt...
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'Why do I feel like this?' wondered Skipper as he lay awake in his stone cold bunk, ' I've been Friends with marlene for almost 3 years and I've never felt like this, so why now? DONG! DONG! DONG! "Ahhhhhhhh!" screamed Sky as she fell out of her bunk and covered her ear-holes. "What the heck is that?!?
"That's the zoo bell, Sky! Don't worry, I nevah really liked that glocke eithah..." informed Private whilst he put a reassuring flipper around Sky. Skipper got out of his bunk and got some coffee whilst watching...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
(Little note: Some things in this chapter will be a teeny tiny bit different to the RP. :P)

As the group sat on the ground, desperately trying to think of ways to save Emma, Kait slipped away, then came back with a armful (or flipperful) of leaves.

"What are Du doing lass?" Ashley asked curiously.

"I'm putting these on her cuts, it should stop any Mehr blood loss." Kait explained. She passed a handful of them to Dylan, asking him to help, then began laying some around the wounds. She tied a few around Emma's flippers, and sat back down.

"I hope she'll be a bit better now." Ashley said, patting...
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This story takes place shortly after the events of Portal 2 about a Monat oder so after Chell escaped. Spoilers ahead but not too many. Enjoy! :D




"LEEEEEEEEXXXXXXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Skipper cupped his flippers around his beak and yelled her name for the 5th time. Her, Julien, Mort, and Maurice had their boom box turned all the way up and were jumping around on the bouncy.
"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He tried again. No dice. He growled and marched over to the lemur habitat.


The Musik stopped suddenly and the lemurs all stopped...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
As they rushed off to their first class, (Art) Scarlette couldn't help but feel a little down that Joel wouldn't be there, since he was still in hospital. The doctor had told her that he should be out Von tomorrow, and she hoped that would be true, he was one of her best friends. As the two penguins opened the door cautiously, and the art teacher gave them a confused look. Erin explained what happened to him, and sat down in her usual seat, Weiter to a small hole in the cave, which was classed as a window. She stared outside, her head in the clouds. She really wanted to find out why that oil substance...
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The Stunde afterwards, I went off with these penguins to see the zoo in it's entirety. Skipper the Skipper (Woah, ego trip there. O.e) advised that we start at the main gate to get this tour through. So instead of heading there on foot, they led me towards the inside of their Habitat. Climbing down, I saw that their Home life was pretty simple and rugged: Ugh, barbaric dwellings, my foot schemel, hocker has better style than anything in here. All I saw inside was solid concrete, and only one window that only gave Du an underwater view, it would be nice, if it had fisch SWIMMING IN IT!!! Then again, this...
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I stand on oben, nach oben of the rock in the forest, the wind blowing into my fur. I close my eyes as the wind kept blowing into my face, it just felt like I was flying. But then my nose caught something, I open my eyes again and Black was standing infront of the rock, stairing at me. I jump down infront of him and touch his nose with mine. Black just stay still, closing his eyes. "Caitlin." A voice came from behind Black. Black open his eyes and looks back, then he fled away like danger is near. A woman appeared, she was standing Weiter to a man. Then I realize who they where. "Mom? Dad?" My mom step...
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"I've done it!!" Kowalski burst out of his lab holding a ray-gun looking thing. Lexii, Emma, Dylan, Jhordan, and the rest of the penguins looked up from their card game.
Skipper sighed and laid his cards down on the table. "What have Du done now, Kowalski?" he said, annoyed. Rico switched his cards with Skipper's.
"I get the feeling you're mocking me. " Kowalski sagte irritated.
Skipper smirked.
"Anyway, I have created.. the Inanimatron! " He sagte proudly, holding his invention up into the air.
"What's it do? " Dylan asked, looking interested.
"Glad Du asked!" Kowalski smirked. "You see,...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
The 7 penguins got back to the HQ, and Ashley immediately flopped in his bunk and fell asleep. Emma went to wake him up, remembering that he wanted some tests done on him, but Kowalski stopped her.

"Just let him sleep for now." He advised quietly. Emma nodded in response, and her attention turned to Skipper.

"C'mon lets get that massive scratch cleaned, it might get infected." She told him, getting a first aid kit from the lab.

"It'll be fine sis." He told her dismissively. Emma ignored this, and got out some disinfectant. "Sis I order Du to stop now!" He protested, looking annoyed. Emma just...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
The six penguins didn't waste a second, and hopped into the car. With Rico at the wheel they would get there in no time. Rico put his foot down, and the car sped off into the city. Emma looked out of the car and up into the sky. It was early morning and the sun was barely over the horizon. Birds chirped in the distance but the city was strangely quiet. Fluffy white clouds dotted the landscape and Emma tried to make shapes out of them. She saw one that looked like a dragon and pointed it out to Kowalski, who was sitting Weiter to her. He smiled warmly, and wrapped a flipper around Emma, making...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
A few weeks passed by, and still no clues to where Ashley was. Emma was desperate to find him, but she was beginning to lose hope. There was nothing that could help find him, they didn't know where most of their villains were and they had no idea which one of them had took him. She sighed and crawled into her bed. It was now the 20th of August, and the days were a little shorter but it was still light until 8:30pm. It was 12am now, so everyone was heading to bed. Emma pulled the covers over her head, and stared at the wall. She had been having the same nightmare for a while now, even though...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
Emma was enjoying a wonderful dream about her and Kowalski. They were walking through a clearing, in the middle of a small wood, with a sparkling blue waterfall in the corner of the clearing. The water cascaded down the waterfall, and flowed down through a stream at the foot of the waterfall. There was a little bridge so they could kreuz the water. The sky was filled with stars, the twinkling lights dotting the navy blue sky. A willow baum was in one corner of the clearing. It's long thin branches, swayed side to side in the light breeze. Emma recognised the place. It was an island in the Atlantic...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
The two penguins strolled out into the park, holding eachother's flipper lovingly. Emma leaned her head on Kowalski's shoulder as they walked, and they reached their favourite spot Von the lake. It was Mehr hidden than the other parts, but Du could see the whole park from it. To the left there was a large willow tree, it's swooping branches brushing the floor lightly, it's dark green leaves glistening in the sun. Emma stroked one of the leaves carefully. If felt smooth and soft in her flippers. Her and Kowalski sat down on the soft, springy grass, Emma still leaning against his shoulder. The...
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posted by SgtSkipper
The glocke Tolls
"Ay, Mr stinky penguin!" Julien yelled.
Maurice seemed nervous as now up close, he realised it was a robot.
MS looked around confusedly. *Who's this? Who's he talking to? What does he want?*
"Hey! I am talking to you! That stupid raccoon has stolen my crown and as my peoples, it is your duty to go get it!" Julien demanded, pointing to the zoo entrance.
"King Julien, are Du sure that he-" Maurice started but was swiftly cut off.
"Would Du like to fetch the royal crown?" He asked and Maurice merely sighed and shook his head dismissively. "No your majesty..."
"Then what are Du waiting...
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posted by SgtSkipper
Change Of Scenery
Bandit watched them go then turned to face the robot, still smirking from his accomplishments.
"I think I win" He gloated, Bandit was far from impressed and drew her daggers.
"What's going on huh?" She asked slyly "What's going on in that little head of yours? Emotion?"
The robot recoiled from the comment. "I... I feel no emotion!" He yelled back, taking his stance once again.
"Well, Du certainly seem happy with yourself. I'd say that's an emotion, wouldn't you? Oh, not that you'd know..." She trailed off, blatantly trying to confuse him.
MS' mind was nothing Mehr than wires...
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posted by Mockinjay1400
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some of us have been talking of a secret language, and this is the key. i will write some sentences in the code, so Du undersand iot. but heres an explanation
a=b when Schreiben and "a" in code, write a "b" and vise-versa. capital leters, the same. as well as when Du have to you, say shift + 6 = ^ then you'd post a shift + seven,which is &.
here are some sentences:

J bn xrjsjmh sgjt jm dpcf, Cp zpv vmcfqtbmc! Js nbz sblf kpmhfq sp xrjsf tfmsfmdft. avs pmdf zpv hfs js. jst fbtz???
translation: i m Schreiben this in code. can Du understand? i may take longer to write sentences, but once Du get it, its easy!!!
plus the reporting ppl wont get it and could't Berichten us!!! maybe im wrong. but some of us think we should!
I just want to make a small speech of my appreciations of my Friends and what I will do as my terms of president if I get elected. I don't care if I don't become the president, but I will still do the things that I stated. =)

*Clears throat* I've been on Fanpop for about almost two years now. So I really have met a bunch of caring friends. There have been some upside down events with trolling and with harsh words from people Du thought Du knew. But I say, those people are not important in your life, and neither are their harsh words. I learned this from my past two years of going to counseling...
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Peyton was always the shy type. She had never ever had a bad thought about anyone though. She always had liked everyone and never thought anything was wrong. She spent her life like there wasn't a care in the world. Until one Tag something happened. A young boy just a little bit shorter than her walked into her life.

She always never considered herself truly in Liebe with someone. Not the friend kind of love, but the Liebe that Du enjoy. Someone to talk to, and it always made her shyer no matter how much she thought of it.

“Hi.” She greeted the pinguin with short spiky feathers on oben, nach oben of...
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posted by Tressa-pom
Campfire Part 4

Scene 1- Camp Evening

Amber, Dina, Mya and Catherina were gossiping while Leo was still working. There was one un-pitched tent left. Suddenly they heard a scream. All of them ran the place which scream came from. They saw MS, Monique and Nia were running from wolves. Leo whispered something to girls then they climbed tree. They started to throw stones they had collect to wolves. The Wölfe stopped chasing and ran away. All of them are exhausted. They thanked Amber’s team.

MS: We didn’t take the woods, could Du help us to carry them?
Amber: Of course we will help you. *looks...
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