[Disclaimer: Okay seriously I do not own CSI: NY. IF I did this whole Aubrey/Mac/Peyton Twilight dreieck get the teens to vote fiasco would not be happening. It is owned Von Anthony Zuiker, Jerry Bruckheimer, CBS, and all other affiliates including Pam “if I only had a brain” Veasey.
Author’s Note: Okay so this fic was inspired Von an episode of House, M.D. where Cuddy strips for House in one of his hallucinations and Von the lap dance scene that “Butterfly”/Arlene gives Stuntman Mike in the movie, Death Proof. Both Lisa Edelstein and Vanessa Ferlito were great in both scenes and I wondered what it would be like if Stella pulled a “Cuddy” and stripped for Mac? So I decided to write this one-shot and have Stella be a stripper. I know it’s so out of character for her but that’s why it’s called fiction. Well hope Du enjoy and feel free to let me know if Du think it sucks.]
The Detective and the Dancer
Mac’s Point of View:
The week had just ended and we had a closed a horrible case. The murderer killed five different children in different parts of the city. He then buried them in shallow graves at different playgrounds. The whole thing was beyond disgusting and something that will take awhile to forget and get over. Thankfully the man responsible is behind bars for life. Flack talked me into going to a strip club with him and some of the police officers to which I reluctantly agreed. He sagte it would take my mind off of the case and that I could use a distraction. I had know idea what was about to transpire after I walked into Rocky’s Gentleman’s Club. There were a couple of women on stage dancing for a few of the Clubs guests. I ordered myself a bier and then walked with Flack and the others over to the dancing platform to watch the ladies perform. This normally wasn’t my scene and I did feel a little guilty being there but there was really no harm. These women are professionals and it’s not like anything is going to happen between me and one of them. I quickly down my first bier and ordered another one from the bartender. A few Minuten went Von and I just enjoyed watching the women dance. Then it happened she came out onto the stage. I saw the most beautiful creature I believe God has ever created. She came walking down the runway, start-und landebahn onto the stage dressed ironically in a police officer uniform. She had the little black hat, a shield, handcuffs, a side-handle baton, and even a gun and halfter, holster attached to her side. The only difference between her uniform and the officers’ uniforms I see on a daily basis was the little black rock that showed off her long, gorgeous, and tanned legs and the pair of black six-inch stiletto heels that went midway up her legs. She reached the front of the stage and again ironically as the theme Musik from “COPS” came on, she started grinding against the pole in the center of the stage. I couldn’t take my eyes off of her. She had long curly kastanie colored hair that fell to her mid back and big gorgeous green eyes that a man could get Lost in. She was about 5’9” and very fit. She also had perfect, pink, lips and a smile that set my herz on fire. She slowly made her way over to our side of the stage and started dancing in front of us. My eyes locked with hers for a few Sekunden as she started to unbutton her uniform shirt. Then she smiled right at me and took her hemd, shirt of revealing a black spitze braw and perfectly toned abs. She also had a cute little belly button piercing that appeared to be a pearl. My eyes scanned every inch of her body but it was her face that caught my attention especially her eyes. They were gorgeous and I felt myself getting Lost in them. Then she started to unzip her rock and revealed a black spitze riemen, string, tanga that matched her bran and long gorgeous legs. She continued to dance for about another Minute and few men slipped bills into her underwear. When she finished dancing to the COPS theme a man came up on stage and started to speak to the audience.
“Good afternoon gentleman well I hope Du enjoyed our last performer, “Officer Stella” She will now make one lucky member of the audience a very happy man. The man of Stella’s choice will be the lucky recipient of their own lap dance from Miss Stella.”
The announcer handed the microphone to Stella and she began to talk.
“Thank Du Joey now I guess it’s my turn to make my pick.”
Several men raised their hands and begged Stella to choose them but Mac just looked into her eyes which soon locked with his.
“How about the handsome gentleman sitting right there in the front row, the one with the beautiful blue eyes?”
Mac looked at Don who also had blue eyes and figured it was him who Stella was going to give the lap dance too. Stella walked down the short little stairway and made her way over to Mac, Don, and the other officers. Stella walked over to Mac and lifted his chin to look into his eyes.
“What’s your name handsome?”
“Uhh, it’s Mac, Mac Taylor.”
“Well Mac Taylor are Du ready for your lap dance?”
Mac just stared at Stella as she pulled out her handcuffs and cuffed Mac’s hands behind his chair.
“Sorry handsome but no touching.”
As “Pour some sugar on Me” Von Def Leppard started to play Stella walked a few feet in front of Mac and got on all fours on the ground. She then started to slowly and seductively crawl towards Mac, never breaking eye contact. About a Minute into the song she was right in front of Mac and spread his legs open. Then she put one leg over his side and the other leg over his other side, straddling his waist. After that she wrapped her arms around his neck and started to grind her body against his. The whole time Stella was dancing in his lap Mac never took his eyes off of her face. Stella then undid Mac’s tie and unbuttoned the first two buttons on his shirt. Almost towards the end of the song Stella got up and shook her arsch in front of Mac. Then as the song ended before taking her leave Stella kissed Mac on the cheek leaving an imprint, and undid the handcuffs from his hands. She then walked back up the stairs to the stage and the Weiter performer came out on the stage. Mac straightened his hemd, shirt up and redid his tie then made his way over to the bar. He ordered another bier and started to drink it. About halfway through the bier Mac noticed someone sitting beside him. It was Stella; Mac turned and looked at her.
“Hey there handsome, so did Du enjoy the dance?”
“It… it was different. I’ve never had a lap dance before.”
“Well I hope I made a lasting impression on Du then. I would Liebe to see Du come back to Rocky’s those blue eyes of yours are irresistible. I’ve never seen Du here before.”
“That would be because I normally don’t go to places like this but after finishing up our case some of my fellow officers brought me here to distract me the last case was really brutal and I needed the distraction. Which Von the way was a very good one. You’re very good at your job.”
“Well thank you. Case? So are Du a cop oder something?”
“Yeah, crime scene investigator and first grade detective, actually. It’s my job to analyze evidence found at a crime scene and figure out exactly what happened.”
“Hmm sounds like a very emotionally demanding job. Du any good at it?”
Mac looked at his bier and smiled while laughing.
“I’m decent, I get the job done.”
“Ah you’re modest too. I bet you’re very good at your job.”
“So… Stella was it? Can I buy Du a drink?”
“I work here sweetie I get the drinks free but thank Du for the offer.”
“Well could I take Du out for abendessen the? After all that dancing Du have to be hungry.”
“Detective Taylor did Du just ask me out on a date?”
Mac blushed and looked away.
“No I… I simply asked if Du would like to have abendessen with me. It can be my thank Du for the incredible dance Du gave me.”
Stella smiled.
“Aw how sweet not only are Du a complete gentleman but you’re shy too. It makes Du even Mehr attractive, detective. To answer your Frage though I would Liebe to go to abendessen with Du where are Du taking me?”
“Anywhere Du want, Du pick.”
“Okay how about that nice little Italian restaurant on 34th and Denton? They’re really good and have awesome homemade bread.”
“Okay I know that place let’s go.”
Mac and Stella got up and left the club for the restaurant. When there they ordered their Essen and drinks and just made small talk while waiting for their orders. After getting their Essen they ate and then left the restaurant to go to Stella’s apartment. Once they arrived Mac walked Stella up to her apartment.
“So this was nice would Du like to come in detective?”
“Look umm Stella I don’t normally do this. I’m not some animal who picks up strippers oder Zufällig women he just met just to take them Home and have sex with them. I should probably go home. It was nice meeting Du and thanks for going to abendessen with me.”
Mac started to walk away but Stella grabbed his hand and pulled him towards her.
“Detective I’m not asking Du to take me inside and have sex with me. I just want to get to know Du a little better. Du seem very interesting. Du also don’t seem like the kind of guy who would ever step foot inside a gentleman’s club so I want to find out why Du were there and didn’t leave when I offered Du the lap dance. I also want to get to know who the real Mac Taylor is. So you’re going to stay.”
Stella unlocked her door and practically pulled Mac inside.
“Have a sitz make yourself comfortable and I’ll get us some drinks. What would Du like?”
“Well do Du have any whiskey?”
“That I do, one whiskey coming up.”
While Stella was getting their drinks Mac looked around her apartment and noticed it looked nothing like what he imagined a stripper’s Home to look like. It was very homey and elegant. Nothing like what he expected.
“Here Du go sir. Now what made Du want to become a CSI?”
Mac took his drink and sat back on the couch.
“Well after the Marines I became very interested in crime solving. So I used my G.I. Bill to go to school and got interested in forensic science. So after four years I graduated with a Bachelor’s degree in Criminal Justice and minored in forensic science. After that I applied at the NYC crime lab and started as a tech, then after a few years became a detective and now I’m the department supervisor.”
“Wow you’re a cop and a Marine? I’m impressed. Most men I dance for are lawyers hoping to get lucky and cheat on their wives oder rich old businessman looking to get lucky with a much younger lady. Du though, I haven’t figured Du out.”
“Well you’ve only known me a couple of hours, I’m sure Du will learn Mehr and then will no longer be interested in Mac Taylor. I’m rather boring.”
“Not a possibility. So… detective why were Du really in that club tonight and why did Du stay?”
Mac finished his whiskey and sat his glass down on the coffee tabelle in front of them.
“I told you. I was there because my Friends invited me and I don’t know why I didn’t leave. I had a beautiful half naked woman wanting to dance for me. I’m a guy like I was actually going to pass that opportunity up? Honestly I was extremely attracted to Du the moment I laid eyes on you. Du didn’t look like a typical stripper. Du looked classier.”
This time it was Stella who blushed.
“Okay detective considering I believe you, there was something else that Du did that caught my attention. During the whole lap dance my breasts were practically in your face but Du just looked in my eyes like Du were studying my face trying to figure out what was going on in my head. It was a major turn on.”
“I’m a detective it’s my job to figure out what’s going on. Plus Du have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen I couldn’t help but stare at them.”
“Well while Du were busy analyzing my face did Du learn anything?”
Mac looked her straight in the eyes again.
“Actually I’m not sure I’ll tell Du and Du tell me if I’m right oder not. When I looked at Du I could see that Du Liebe life and your job but you’re all alone. Du long for someone to see the real Stella, not Stella the performer. Du want Mehr than anything for someone to hold Du tight and Liebe Du for the amazing woman that Du are. Du want true Liebe and someone to take care of and to take care of you. You’re happy with life but want more. How am I doing?”
Stella just stared at Mac and tears started to form in her eyes.
“Wow… Du are good detective. You’re so right. I do want someone to come Home too, someone to Liebe and be loved by. I want Mehr than anything to have a man who loves me for what’s on the inside and not just because I look good. I want to make some man happy one day, to be a good wife, and a good mother to the man of my dreams children. I don’t know though maybe it’s just that… a dream. The man I’m looking for probably doesn’t even exist.”
They just sat there for a few Sekunden and looked into each other’s eyes. Suddenly Stella grabbed Mac’s face and started Küssen him hard. He returned the KISS and they just made out for a few minutes. Stella lied back on the couch and pulled Mac on oben, nach oben of her as they continued kissing. After a few Mehr Sekunden though Mac broke the KISS and stood up.
“Stella Du are very attractive and I want nothing Mehr than to spend the night with Du but I won’t take advantage of you. I would Liebe to see Du again so let’s do this the right way. I’ll give Du my number and Du can call me anytime Du want to talk oder hang out. I’d like to go on another datum with Du so give me a call and we’ll see where this goes. Thank Du for a wonderful night but I really need to be going. Have a good night and I will talk to Du some time. Goodbye.”
Mac walked over to Stella’s apartment door.
“Hey Mac, wait a second.”
Stella walked over to him.
“You’re a really good man Detective Taylor. I will definitely give Du a call. I would like to see this go somewhere too. You’re a great kisser and I can’t wait to KISS Du again. So how about one for the road?”
Stella wrapped her arms around Mac’s neck and kissed him again. Then she broke the KISS and rested her forehead against his.
“Thank Du for tonight Mac I can’t wait to spend Mehr time with you. Take care of yourself and have a great night. Goodbye.”
Mac kissed her on the forehead and then took his leave. Stella went into her bedroom and got ready for bed. While lying down she read Mac’s business card probably twenty times and wondered to herself if he could be the one she had been looking for.
The End
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Okay so if Du liked that one-shot I might write a multi-chapter story to follow it. This could be like the prologue. It depends on how many people read it and if I get Kommentare to continue. Thanks!
Author’s Note: Okay so this fic was inspired Von an episode of House, M.D. where Cuddy strips for House in one of his hallucinations and Von the lap dance scene that “Butterfly”/Arlene gives Stuntman Mike in the movie, Death Proof. Both Lisa Edelstein and Vanessa Ferlito were great in both scenes and I wondered what it would be like if Stella pulled a “Cuddy” and stripped for Mac? So I decided to write this one-shot and have Stella be a stripper. I know it’s so out of character for her but that’s why it’s called fiction. Well hope Du enjoy and feel free to let me know if Du think it sucks.]
The Detective and the Dancer
Mac’s Point of View:
The week had just ended and we had a closed a horrible case. The murderer killed five different children in different parts of the city. He then buried them in shallow graves at different playgrounds. The whole thing was beyond disgusting and something that will take awhile to forget and get over. Thankfully the man responsible is behind bars for life. Flack talked me into going to a strip club with him and some of the police officers to which I reluctantly agreed. He sagte it would take my mind off of the case and that I could use a distraction. I had know idea what was about to transpire after I walked into Rocky’s Gentleman’s Club. There were a couple of women on stage dancing for a few of the Clubs guests. I ordered myself a bier and then walked with Flack and the others over to the dancing platform to watch the ladies perform. This normally wasn’t my scene and I did feel a little guilty being there but there was really no harm. These women are professionals and it’s not like anything is going to happen between me and one of them. I quickly down my first bier and ordered another one from the bartender. A few Minuten went Von and I just enjoyed watching the women dance. Then it happened she came out onto the stage. I saw the most beautiful creature I believe God has ever created. She came walking down the runway, start-und landebahn onto the stage dressed ironically in a police officer uniform. She had the little black hat, a shield, handcuffs, a side-handle baton, and even a gun and halfter, holster attached to her side. The only difference between her uniform and the officers’ uniforms I see on a daily basis was the little black rock that showed off her long, gorgeous, and tanned legs and the pair of black six-inch stiletto heels that went midway up her legs. She reached the front of the stage and again ironically as the theme Musik from “COPS” came on, she started grinding against the pole in the center of the stage. I couldn’t take my eyes off of her. She had long curly kastanie colored hair that fell to her mid back and big gorgeous green eyes that a man could get Lost in. She was about 5’9” and very fit. She also had perfect, pink, lips and a smile that set my herz on fire. She slowly made her way over to our side of the stage and started dancing in front of us. My eyes locked with hers for a few Sekunden as she started to unbutton her uniform shirt. Then she smiled right at me and took her hemd, shirt of revealing a black spitze braw and perfectly toned abs. She also had a cute little belly button piercing that appeared to be a pearl. My eyes scanned every inch of her body but it was her face that caught my attention especially her eyes. They were gorgeous and I felt myself getting Lost in them. Then she started to unzip her rock and revealed a black spitze riemen, string, tanga that matched her bran and long gorgeous legs. She continued to dance for about another Minute and few men slipped bills into her underwear. When she finished dancing to the COPS theme a man came up on stage and started to speak to the audience.
“Good afternoon gentleman well I hope Du enjoyed our last performer, “Officer Stella” She will now make one lucky member of the audience a very happy man. The man of Stella’s choice will be the lucky recipient of their own lap dance from Miss Stella.”
The announcer handed the microphone to Stella and she began to talk.
“Thank Du Joey now I guess it’s my turn to make my pick.”
Several men raised their hands and begged Stella to choose them but Mac just looked into her eyes which soon locked with his.
“How about the handsome gentleman sitting right there in the front row, the one with the beautiful blue eyes?”
Mac looked at Don who also had blue eyes and figured it was him who Stella was going to give the lap dance too. Stella walked down the short little stairway and made her way over to Mac, Don, and the other officers. Stella walked over to Mac and lifted his chin to look into his eyes.
“What’s your name handsome?”
“Uhh, it’s Mac, Mac Taylor.”
“Well Mac Taylor are Du ready for your lap dance?”
Mac just stared at Stella as she pulled out her handcuffs and cuffed Mac’s hands behind his chair.
“Sorry handsome but no touching.”
As “Pour some sugar on Me” Von Def Leppard started to play Stella walked a few feet in front of Mac and got on all fours on the ground. She then started to slowly and seductively crawl towards Mac, never breaking eye contact. About a Minute into the song she was right in front of Mac and spread his legs open. Then she put one leg over his side and the other leg over his other side, straddling his waist. After that she wrapped her arms around his neck and started to grind her body against his. The whole time Stella was dancing in his lap Mac never took his eyes off of her face. Stella then undid Mac’s tie and unbuttoned the first two buttons on his shirt. Almost towards the end of the song Stella got up and shook her arsch in front of Mac. Then as the song ended before taking her leave Stella kissed Mac on the cheek leaving an imprint, and undid the handcuffs from his hands. She then walked back up the stairs to the stage and the Weiter performer came out on the stage. Mac straightened his hemd, shirt up and redid his tie then made his way over to the bar. He ordered another bier and started to drink it. About halfway through the bier Mac noticed someone sitting beside him. It was Stella; Mac turned and looked at her.
“Hey there handsome, so did Du enjoy the dance?”
“It… it was different. I’ve never had a lap dance before.”
“Well I hope I made a lasting impression on Du then. I would Liebe to see Du come back to Rocky’s those blue eyes of yours are irresistible. I’ve never seen Du here before.”
“That would be because I normally don’t go to places like this but after finishing up our case some of my fellow officers brought me here to distract me the last case was really brutal and I needed the distraction. Which Von the way was a very good one. You’re very good at your job.”
“Well thank you. Case? So are Du a cop oder something?”
“Yeah, crime scene investigator and first grade detective, actually. It’s my job to analyze evidence found at a crime scene and figure out exactly what happened.”
“Hmm sounds like a very emotionally demanding job. Du any good at it?”
Mac looked at his bier and smiled while laughing.
“I’m decent, I get the job done.”
“Ah you’re modest too. I bet you’re very good at your job.”
“So… Stella was it? Can I buy Du a drink?”
“I work here sweetie I get the drinks free but thank Du for the offer.”
“Well could I take Du out for abendessen the? After all that dancing Du have to be hungry.”
“Detective Taylor did Du just ask me out on a date?”
Mac blushed and looked away.
“No I… I simply asked if Du would like to have abendessen with me. It can be my thank Du for the incredible dance Du gave me.”
Stella smiled.
“Aw how sweet not only are Du a complete gentleman but you’re shy too. It makes Du even Mehr attractive, detective. To answer your Frage though I would Liebe to go to abendessen with Du where are Du taking me?”
“Anywhere Du want, Du pick.”
“Okay how about that nice little Italian restaurant on 34th and Denton? They’re really good and have awesome homemade bread.”
“Okay I know that place let’s go.”
Mac and Stella got up and left the club for the restaurant. When there they ordered their Essen and drinks and just made small talk while waiting for their orders. After getting their Essen they ate and then left the restaurant to go to Stella’s apartment. Once they arrived Mac walked Stella up to her apartment.
“So this was nice would Du like to come in detective?”
“Look umm Stella I don’t normally do this. I’m not some animal who picks up strippers oder Zufällig women he just met just to take them Home and have sex with them. I should probably go home. It was nice meeting Du and thanks for going to abendessen with me.”
Mac started to walk away but Stella grabbed his hand and pulled him towards her.
“Detective I’m not asking Du to take me inside and have sex with me. I just want to get to know Du a little better. Du seem very interesting. Du also don’t seem like the kind of guy who would ever step foot inside a gentleman’s club so I want to find out why Du were there and didn’t leave when I offered Du the lap dance. I also want to get to know who the real Mac Taylor is. So you’re going to stay.”
Stella unlocked her door and practically pulled Mac inside.
“Have a sitz make yourself comfortable and I’ll get us some drinks. What would Du like?”
“Well do Du have any whiskey?”
“That I do, one whiskey coming up.”
While Stella was getting their drinks Mac looked around her apartment and noticed it looked nothing like what he imagined a stripper’s Home to look like. It was very homey and elegant. Nothing like what he expected.
“Here Du go sir. Now what made Du want to become a CSI?”
Mac took his drink and sat back on the couch.
“Well after the Marines I became very interested in crime solving. So I used my G.I. Bill to go to school and got interested in forensic science. So after four years I graduated with a Bachelor’s degree in Criminal Justice and minored in forensic science. After that I applied at the NYC crime lab and started as a tech, then after a few years became a detective and now I’m the department supervisor.”
“Wow you’re a cop and a Marine? I’m impressed. Most men I dance for are lawyers hoping to get lucky and cheat on their wives oder rich old businessman looking to get lucky with a much younger lady. Du though, I haven’t figured Du out.”
“Well you’ve only known me a couple of hours, I’m sure Du will learn Mehr and then will no longer be interested in Mac Taylor. I’m rather boring.”
“Not a possibility. So… detective why were Du really in that club tonight and why did Du stay?”
Mac finished his whiskey and sat his glass down on the coffee tabelle in front of them.
“I told you. I was there because my Friends invited me and I don’t know why I didn’t leave. I had a beautiful half naked woman wanting to dance for me. I’m a guy like I was actually going to pass that opportunity up? Honestly I was extremely attracted to Du the moment I laid eyes on you. Du didn’t look like a typical stripper. Du looked classier.”
This time it was Stella who blushed.
“Okay detective considering I believe you, there was something else that Du did that caught my attention. During the whole lap dance my breasts were practically in your face but Du just looked in my eyes like Du were studying my face trying to figure out what was going on in my head. It was a major turn on.”
“I’m a detective it’s my job to figure out what’s going on. Plus Du have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen I couldn’t help but stare at them.”
“Well while Du were busy analyzing my face did Du learn anything?”
Mac looked her straight in the eyes again.
“Actually I’m not sure I’ll tell Du and Du tell me if I’m right oder not. When I looked at Du I could see that Du Liebe life and your job but you’re all alone. Du long for someone to see the real Stella, not Stella the performer. Du want Mehr than anything for someone to hold Du tight and Liebe Du for the amazing woman that Du are. Du want true Liebe and someone to take care of and to take care of you. You’re happy with life but want more. How am I doing?”
Stella just stared at Mac and tears started to form in her eyes.
“Wow… Du are good detective. You’re so right. I do want someone to come Home too, someone to Liebe and be loved by. I want Mehr than anything to have a man who loves me for what’s on the inside and not just because I look good. I want to make some man happy one day, to be a good wife, and a good mother to the man of my dreams children. I don’t know though maybe it’s just that… a dream. The man I’m looking for probably doesn’t even exist.”
They just sat there for a few Sekunden and looked into each other’s eyes. Suddenly Stella grabbed Mac’s face and started Küssen him hard. He returned the KISS and they just made out for a few minutes. Stella lied back on the couch and pulled Mac on oben, nach oben of her as they continued kissing. After a few Mehr Sekunden though Mac broke the KISS and stood up.
“Stella Du are very attractive and I want nothing Mehr than to spend the night with Du but I won’t take advantage of you. I would Liebe to see Du again so let’s do this the right way. I’ll give Du my number and Du can call me anytime Du want to talk oder hang out. I’d like to go on another datum with Du so give me a call and we’ll see where this goes. Thank Du for a wonderful night but I really need to be going. Have a good night and I will talk to Du some time. Goodbye.”
Mac walked over to Stella’s apartment door.
“Hey Mac, wait a second.”
Stella walked over to him.
“You’re a really good man Detective Taylor. I will definitely give Du a call. I would like to see this go somewhere too. You’re a great kisser and I can’t wait to KISS Du again. So how about one for the road?”
Stella wrapped her arms around Mac’s neck and kissed him again. Then she broke the KISS and rested her forehead against his.
“Thank Du for tonight Mac I can’t wait to spend Mehr time with you. Take care of yourself and have a great night. Goodbye.”
Mac kissed her on the forehead and then took his leave. Stella went into her bedroom and got ready for bed. While lying down she read Mac’s business card probably twenty times and wondered to herself if he could be the one she had been looking for.
The End
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Okay so if Du liked that one-shot I might write a multi-chapter story to follow it. This could be like the prologue. It depends on how many people read it and if I get Kommentare to continue. Thanks!
