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Team Tyler's transporter, van

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Team Tyler's Van, Oh yes :)

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paola1901 LMAO that's so funny!

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A short summary of Twilight IMHO.

posted by RobynPotter

{i did not write this myself, but i found it ridiculously funny and thought it needed to be gepostet here}

Book 1. Twilight:
Edward: Hey.
Bella: OMG, I'm so silly. And horny.
Edward: Yes. I'm dangerous. I sparkle.
Bella: OMG you're a vampire!
Edward: Yes. Let's go play baseball.
James: I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her.
Edward: Roar.
James: Omnomnom Bella.
Bella: OMG I'm screaming in agony! Yes, I will be a vampire!
Edward: I'm gonna kill you, James! I'm gonna suck Bella as well.
Jacob: Oh, hi there!
Book 2. New Moon:
Edward: Oops, gotta go.
Bella: OMG don't leave me! OMG I'm so depressed and dying in...

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Twilight brings out the inner stupid in me & I actually ♥ it. I think.

posted by rachaelwsz

There are 5 things Du need to know-

This Artikel is basically:
1. My story on how I got sucked into the Twilight Universe.
2. My life story on how Twilight has changed me. A lot.
3. A rant on why I like and hate about the series.
4. A confession on why I can't seem to get over with hating and loving it.
5. An opinion about how my life could have been without Twilight.

WARNING: Overall, this Artikel is about... why I think Twilight isn't that 'bad' after all. It's going to be lengthy. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

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This had me wondering for a while and to...

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Twilight Jokes

posted by nessienjake

Created:~Alice~

Q: What to Edward and a Weihnachten baum have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.

Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what Du are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!

Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much Du mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: Du know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.

Q: How do Du kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her Bücher and wait for two minutes.

Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward Du suck!!!!

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Curing Involuntarily Twilight association

posted by Asvini

Whether Du hate Twilight so much it fills Du with a burning rage so powerful it's full extent can only be expressed through the medium of interpretive dance, oder Liebe it so much Du plan to sail out to international waters to avoid those pesky laws that prevent Du from marrying a book, oder perhaps even exist in the non crazy middleground between the two, overexposure can be a pain. Especially when it gets to the level where suddenly everything becomes linked to Twilight. Du hear the name 'Edward', Du think 'Cullen', the word 'sparkles' Du think 'vampire', the words 'howler monkey' Du think...

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What Twilight Has Brought Onto The World

posted by OneFoggyNight

Yes, it's true, everyone! Twilight has changed our world in several ways!!

No longer are streets near movie theaters and bookstores safe! I haven't seen even one free from screaming fangirls (and yes, screaming fanboys) when the new Filme come out and even after it's all been done for about a Monat oder so. Yeah, there are still girls running around in "I <3 guys that sparkle" t-shirts carring on about how great the twilight movie was at the movie theater in my town.

The world now has fewer trees than ever before, just because there where over millions of pieces of paper used for the twilight...

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imterveiw with a twihard

posted by kayleebabee

this is a study i have conducted to ask what is the big deal weith twilight and edward cullen I asked my littlesister tasha what she thought of the global phenomenon that has all the worlds women gripped in an edward cullen orgasm.

Me: why do Du think Edward Cullen is *shudders violently* hot?
Tasha: (I have made her Antwort sound like she has n intellectual brain cell through hours of trranslating twilight gibberish) I think it is mostly because he is unnatainable and perfect.
(what she actually sagte was: squeeeeeeee edward cullen i want him but cant have him because that hündin bella is his...

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Zufällig little rant on Bella.

posted by monLOVEbrucas

Bella Sawn.... Hmmm.

If my bestfreind has loved me, kissed me, tried to ruin my relationship with my boyfriend, i wouldn't be all cool with him loving my child.... including because she's young and his old.
Bella didn't react properly.
I wanted her to get really mad, i wanted Jacob to be banned from seeing Nessie, not have 10 Minuten go by, and his aloud to hold her again.

They say Du dont choose love, Liebe choose's you.
I believe in that but Reneseme, didn't get a choice? Somehow this imprinting thing assumes the person the wolfs are going to fall inlove with are going to Liebe them back?

In twilight saga this is the thing i do not understand oder get no matter how much i try...
and I just felt the need to let that out LOL even though i have so much Mehr i would like to let out.

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Twilight... The Right Way

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

This Artikel may be offencive to a lot of Twihards. Viewer disgrettion is advised

Edward: Bella,I'm dangerous, stay away.
Bella: But Edward, I Liebe you!
Edward: Me too, but I'm dangerous, so Du have to stay away from me
Bella: But Edward, you're the Liebe of my life! We have to be together!
Edward: Fear me and my sparkiling skin! *takes off shirt*
Bella: Wait a second, Du sparkle?
Edward: Isn't it frightening?
Bella: No. Sorry to break it to ya Edward, but it's gay
Edward: I kissed Emmet one time...
Bella: How old are you?
Edward: 100
Bella: Eeew! Aren't there laws about 100 Jahr olds and 17 Jahr olds...

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6 ways Twilight improved the world (for people who hate it)

posted by Asvini

Some of these are intended to be jokey, some are intended to be serious, none are intended to offend :)

1. It helps focus 'recreational hate' into one convenient area. What I consider to be recreational hate is hate that has no real purpose, like an annoying unintentional hobby. Like it's useful hate to hate injustice oder animal cruelty, it's recreational hate to hate Paris Hilton oder the fact that Sienna Miller is considered a style Icon despite the fact that I've never seen her in an outfit that didn't look like she was talked into wearing it Von a stylist who secretly hates her guts. Thing...

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It's finally happened: A vampire book worse than Twilight (spoilers)

posted by classicalexpert

It's called "Daughter of Darkness" Von V.C. Andrews.

This book was just aweful. It's about a 17 Jahr old vampire girl named Lorelie Patio (Mary Sue alert!) whos only purpose in life is to be her Daddy's sex slave. This book is filled with shallow evaluations of beauty, anti feminism, poor morals, and disgusting turn of events.

Lorelie has three sisters who are manipulated and emotionally abused Von their father. The worst thing about it is that it's never seen as a bad thing. It's disguised as fatherly love. None of the characters recognize the manipulation oder abuse. Du have to read between the...

Good Job! But is it your job to explain?

posted by RonGetYourWand

This is under 'opinion' so please don't send any hate, it's just a though I had.

I have read various explainations both on this site and others about things antis point out as plot holes. (Ex: Renessme, Imprinting, Vampire Transformation, ect.) And I think that it's great that some people do think it through and don't just take it because it is what was written. What I don't understand is why Du should have too.

In my mind, when an Autor creates a story with a new oder different breed of creature they should explain it atleast to some degree.

I'm not saying she needs to explain every little thing,...

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100 Reasons why Twilight Suck

posted by XxGigglesxX

1. Twilight is the product of an immature writer. It reads like something out of my notebook from freshman year.
2. The only difference between Twilight and fanfiction.net is marginally better grammar.
3. And even that isn’t so great sometimes. English major fail.
4. I’ve read fanfiction that is lightyears better than Twitripe.
5. The prose is purple amethyst! Deep, luscious, dazzling amethyst that scintillates and glitters incandescently in the sun!
6. Not to mention, it’s also insanely repetitive.
7. THESAURUS ABUSE! Fancy words are not necessarily better words.
8. The storyline is trite and...

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Twilight = Epic Fail (Title of YouTube Video)

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Why this hater doesn't like Twilight.....

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Visions, and how different characters use them...

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My Letter to Stephanie Meyer

posted by TriaRose

Dear Ms. Meyer,

Hi. I’m Tria. It’s nice to meet you. As Du have probably guessed, I am Schreiben to Du concerning your series known as “The Twilight Saga.” If you’ll forgive me for being rude, I’d like to be blunt.

You fail.

Again, apologies for my rudeness. If you’ll allow me, I’m going to back up this assumption of your literary failure.

Let’s start with the plots, looking at each book individually, and then the Bücher as a whole.
Twilight: Barely has a plot. The book is 300 oder so pages of nothing happening besides mooning on about Edward and his eyes. Then Du throw in three...

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Are the Cullens good heroes/heroines?

posted by MCRTS

After Lesen the post "Bella as a heroine should be illegal" Von bendaimmortal, it got me thinking. Obviously, no-one would consider Bella schwan a heroine. If Du do, Du have got a really great deal of imagination, oder a warped sense of the world. Because, and I'm sure most Twilight Fans would agree, the girl didn't do anything at all. Save being overly dramatic and being the damsel in distress.

What about the Cullens then? What about Carlisle, Alice, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie and Emmett? What about He-Who-Sparkles-In-Broad-Daylight? Would they be considered heroes/heroines?

No.

I say that the Cullens...

The Twilight Saga as a Subconscious Retelling of a Family Drama: The Real Story

posted by songwave

Note: It’s important for me to communicate that I don’t know the Autor of Twilight oder her family personally and I do not intend them any insult; this Artikel is purely academic speculation inspired Von a story which will remain a timeless work of art. It is the emotional accessibility of the work which makes commentary such as this possible. I may be projecting the whole thing… But that’s exactly why Twilight is so successful, because it invites us so welcomingly into the story!

Every Fan knows the story of the Twilight Saga.
There are many theories as to what makes the story such a pop-culture...

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Bye Twilight. It was fun while it lasted.

posted by AliceHaleCullen

Soo, I read Twilight in 2005 and seriously thought it was the best thing I'd ever read, and never thought I'd read anything better. How young and stupidly naive I was!

When I first bought it, it was treasured, as were New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn & all the money wasting merchandise I purchased to. But over the past 2 years, I've seen the Fan base grow and grow and GROW into something that is just pretty hectic and down right ridiculous.

I personally feel sorry for the cast, especially Robert Pattinson. Poor guy, can't even walk out his front door without being mobbed. There's such thing...