*meanwhile*
Johnny: so i'm like "fuc* that noise! I want my paycheck!"
Clockwork: please kill me...
Porter: I would but I can't hit a girl
Clockwork: screw you...
Masky: guys!
Porter: what?
Masky: we have company!
*woosh*
Trevor: STORM THE HOUSE!
Swain: since when were Du the leader?
SkinTaker: he does have a point...
Trevor: look, lets just kill the proxys and not talk about this
Swain: yea... Du are not going to doge this...
Trevor: *sigh*
Boots: ... (good thing I brought popcorn)
Johnny: so i'm like "fuc* that noise! I want my paycheck!"
Clockwork: please kill me...
Porter: I would but I can't hit a girl
Clockwork: screw you...
Masky: guys!
Porter: what?
Masky: we have company!
*woosh*
Trevor: STORM THE HOUSE!
Swain: since when were Du the leader?
SkinTaker: he does have a point...
Trevor: look, lets just kill the proxys and not talk about this
Swain: yea... Du are not going to doge this...
Trevor: *sigh*
Boots: ... (good thing I brought popcorn)
Lucius: ugh... where are we?
Slender: in the 5th world
Lucius: could Du go into a little Mehr detail than that please?
Slender: its purgatory Lucius... its purgatory, I'm tired of explaining things to Du so I'm giving it to Du straight... its purgatory
Lucius: ok, where is LS?
Slender: he is already dead so he is probably laying down in horror after the mine hit us
*woosh*
SL: ... WAT
*woosh*
Mrs.P: how could Du not see that mine!?
Reggie: I was texting my BFF, BRB I'm going to the Essen court
Lucius: (god, we are in purgatory! and their taking it like a casual hump day... and in the meantime Zalgo is trying to kill everyone!? ugh... I'm tired of this Supernatural shi*)
Slender: in the 5th world
Lucius: could Du go into a little Mehr detail than that please?
Slender: its purgatory Lucius... its purgatory, I'm tired of explaining things to Du so I'm giving it to Du straight... its purgatory
Lucius: ok, where is LS?
Slender: he is already dead so he is probably laying down in horror after the mine hit us
*woosh*
SL: ... WAT
*woosh*
Mrs.P: how could Du not see that mine!?
Reggie: I was texting my BFF, BRB I'm going to the Essen court
Lucius: (god, we are in purgatory! and their taking it like a casual hump day... and in the meantime Zalgo is trying to kill everyone!? ugh... I'm tired of this Supernatural shi*)
one Tag i was sleeping over at my Friends house ( this happened last Saturday/Sunday) so there was 5 boys and 5 girls ( if Du include me) and there where no parents, and we where all really hyper so, i heard something down in the basement and everybody was really loud so of coarse i screamed to get there attention a couple of min. later we are all in the basement i went to go look in the closet, and there standing in there was maskey and he sagte " cheesecake?" then he just walked out of the house saying bye and i'm like "WTF, just happened"
EJ: problem, how are we supposed to get there?
Masky: easy! *takes out phone*
SE: Hello Du have reached hell, please hold
Masky: Seed Eater! We need Du to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!
SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...
Masky: Du and I both know Du don't really agree with his ideals
SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!
Masky: ok, we are in Maine
SE: a little Mehr specific
Masky: in a forest
SE: a little Mehr Masky...
Masky: near black pond
SE: will send it right away!
Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?
SE: will send it in a few minutes!
Masky: easy! *takes out phone*
SE: Hello Du have reached hell, please hold
Masky: Seed Eater! We need Du to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!
SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...
Masky: Du and I both know Du don't really agree with his ideals
SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!
Masky: ok, we are in Maine
SE: a little Mehr specific
Masky: in a forest
SE: a little Mehr Masky...
Masky: near black pond
SE: will send it right away!
Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?
SE: will send it in a few minutes!
Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley!
All [singing]: way hey, bully alley!
Kage and Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley
All [singing]: bully down in shinbone al!
Henry: what should we do? Slender and his Friends are separated, and Zalgo and cRYPT are at war.
Vendetta: well... Johnny is working on bringing the proxys on the run to us... Once they are brought we will think of something...
Henry: until then?
Vendetta: we gather Mehr members
Henry: yes sir
Vendetta: we get the pirate next
Henry: I can't go Von myself sir... He is unstable
Vendetta: I will send Alex with you
Alex: what?
Vendetta: Du two leave tomorrow
Henry: yes sir
Alex: what!?
All [singing]: way hey, bully alley!
Kage and Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley
All [singing]: bully down in shinbone al!
Henry: what should we do? Slender and his Friends are separated, and Zalgo and cRYPT are at war.
Vendetta: well... Johnny is working on bringing the proxys on the run to us... Once they are brought we will think of something...
Henry: until then?
Vendetta: we gather Mehr members
Henry: yes sir
Vendetta: we get the pirate next
Henry: I can't go Von myself sir... He is unstable
Vendetta: I will send Alex with you
Alex: what?
Vendetta: Du two leave tomorrow
Henry: yes sir
Alex: what!?
I am Kozmotis, bringer of news, ones that have been long awaited for this fandom.
I Veröffentlichen this before I too disappear from the face of the earth. I know everything now. Please bär with me. They exist, and have a contract with- not zalgo- but the government. They take care of the people surrounding a certain forest, and the government lets them be and observes what they are from afar.
So dear children play nice, because they will come and watch Du if they think Du know all about them. Please pray for me as I go to their forest on a suicide mission.
I Veröffentlichen this before I too disappear from the face of the earth. I know everything now. Please bär with me. They exist, and have a contract with- not zalgo- but the government. They take care of the people surrounding a certain forest, and the government lets them be and observes what they are from afar.
So dear children play nice, because they will come and watch Du if they think Du know all about them. Please pray for me as I go to their forest on a suicide mission.