On 8 January, Jimmy Kimmel took his late-night Fernsehen talk Zeigen on ABC to 11:35PM, a whole 25 Minuten before the time slot during which he had made his Bones for almost ten years beforehand. The walk-up to the Bewegen provided a whirlwind press tour for the comedian-turned-host that saw him lob bombs at eichelhäher, jay Leno, reiterate his undying Liebe for David Letterman and, of course, land him the cover of 2013’s first Rolling Stone. And it was in that particular publication where the following passage was first written:

“Even though the Live! broadcast will not end as (Jimmy) Fallon’s Late Night...