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Von request; the male version of my oben, nach oben villain list. As it would turn out, I do in fact also Liebe me a good male antagonist. I know, shocking right?

Honorable Mention: Kronk (Emperor's New Groove). This guy is freaking hilarious. I can't not like him. He and Yzma made the entire movie worth watching!
That whole "Right the poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen specifically for Kuzco. Kuzco's poison" quote killed me! Best quote ever.

10. The Joker (Batman): Once again, not gonna lie, I don't watch much Batman. I'm not big on superheros. But I am intrigued Von the Joker. He's like the male Bellatrix oder Azula and ya'll know how much I Liebe those two. A batshit insane villain is a fun villain.

9. Valtor (Winx): Long story short, this man is the Dracula of Winx. He even has his own little theme song. Du know he's here when Du hear that awesome gitarre rift. He's a pretty neat villain, he's clearly got some power. Later on in the series Du find out that he's not even actually human he's this gargoyle like monster created Von (the lovely) Icy's ancestor.
Also dat goatee, gotta Liebe the goatee.

8. Deidara (Naruto): Yes my interest range goes from girly Winx to action-packed Naruto. This guy is the bomb (boooo, your puns suck)! As someone who has been in ceramics classes, I thoroughly enjoy a man who can blow shit up using clay. This dude bro has three mouths; the boring regular one and then one on each of his hands. It's creepy as heck and I Liebe it! In fact those mouths are how he makes the exploding clay. Pretty nifty if Du ask me.

7. Scabior (Harry Potter): This guy is freaking sexy. If I weren't asexual, I'd tap that lol. Gosh he was such an insignificant character and Bellatrix owned his arse, but I like him anyway. Liking him was (as tumblr put it) like being that parent sitting at a school musical waiting for baum 3 (aka his/her son) to appear on stage. He was a pretty menacing presence whist he was on screen.

6. Lucius (Harry Potter): And then there's this butthole! He is such a snobby little prick but I Liebe him regardless. He carries this pimp cane around with him everywhere. He's got fab hair. I swear he and Bella get into it over hair. Sure he's Mehr of a follower than a leader but the way he sasses Harry on behalf of Draco is always a fun watch.

5. Dracula (Van Helsing): This is another movie I vaguely recall. But I remember thinking that Dracula was kick-booty. I honestly can't Liebe villains without loving a classic like Dracula. He was absolutely cool and I'd totally steal his wardrobe. He had 3 vampire brides catering to his every need. And when it came down the final fight he had some pretty wicked moves.

4. Envy (Full Metal Alchemist): Any friend of my Favorit character (Lust) is a friend of mine. I think Envy is cool as he is a shape shifter. To be honest he may not even be male it's a common theory among the fandom that he actually has no gender. But he's still my Favorit palm baum hair'd Anime bro. He's ruthless and cruel and merciless. Just an all around interesting character. Though I can't say much for his development as I quit watching after Spoiler Lust died. End of Spoiler

3. Hook (Once Upon A Time): I thought Hook was a pretty interesting character from the moment I saw him. And I totally shipped him with Regina. At first he's kind of a douchey womanizer, but after some time (despite my hatred of the ship) with Emma he sort of tamed his male parts. He's actually a pretty loyal guy right now but he's still got his secrets. Even so, I still think he's a cool character.

2. Zuko (Avatar): I was not sure if I should put him on here as he's good now, but I put Gina in my last Artikel so I'll add a Zuko. I mean I Liebe Azula of course I'm gonna Liebe her brother. In the beginning this was actually not true, I used to hate him. But the Mehr I thought about it, the Mehr I liked him. He's just as deep a character as his little sister. He started off at a very low point--pretty much bald with only a silly pony tail and then he grew out some sexy hair. Oh and also he turned from bad to good.
In all seriousness, I loved his redemption arc; he was all about 'honor' and capturing the avatar. But after 2 and a half long seasons he came to realize honor wasn't what he wanted...it was his father's love. And from there he realized that he had Mehr self respect than that. If his father couldn't Liebe him unconditionally then he'd hold his own and do the right thing.

1. Saywer (Lost): Though he's Mehr of an anti-hero/that guy who screws with everyone just to do it, I'm gonna add him to this Liste as he is my Favorit male character in general. This guy is like a male Regina/Icy mix. He is stuck on an island in the middle of a jungle with all these people he hates. And he is one sassy bastard. He's an asshole and I hated him at first. But after teasing him (for being an asshole) with my friend I started to grow fond of him. If I joke about a character enough odds are I'll start to like 'em. He is so 100% with everyone and that island it's fun to watch. Aside from maybe Regina, I have never seen someone so 110% done with life. He has great nicknames for everyone like 'freckles' 'doc' 'international house of pancakes' 'hobbit (which is funny because the character in mind's actor played a hobbit)' 'French Chick' and so many more. He has gegeben so many nicknames that sagte nicknames have their own Wikipedia page!
But really he does have Mehr depth. He's actually a very sympathetic character especially when Du find out why he calls himself Sawyer. He also fell in Liebe with this chick, Juliet. He cried man tears when she almost died. Their relationship is just wonderful. When he's with her Du can tell that he's not as much of a jerk as he lets on. And he does have some very bold heroic moments that I can get down with.

And so I have come to realize that the two male characters I Liebe most are the ones I also hated the most. ;D
 Can Du see how completely done this man is!?
Can you see how completely done this man is!?
posted by 3nala
3nala said:
"Yo whazzup mah homiehs?"

{screams something incoherent about peanut butter}

"I like waffles with peanut butter."

{is bored}



{screams something incoherent about dynamite and bananas}

"Oh well..."

{screams something completely incoherent}

"Ooh look at teh pretty birdses..."



{starts humming to the tune of 'U Can't Touch This'}

{Stares down a digital picture of GIR, then screams something incoherent about tacos}

"How did pig tracks get on the ceiling?"

{sings 'Spider-Pig'}

{Screams something incoherent about exploding squirrels}

"I told the man I was innocent, but the gun in my...
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Don't cheat! :) DO NOT CHEAT oder IT WON'T WORK AND Du WILL WISH Du HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES! TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK Du OUT. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT'S WORTH A TRY. 1st. Get a PEN and PAPER. 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT Du ACTUALLY KNOW. 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON'T READ AHEAD otherwise Du WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. ~ 2. Weiter to the NUMBERS 1 and 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS Du WANT. ~ 3....
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The oben, nach oben six reasons computers must be female:

6. As soon as Du have one, a better one is just around the corner.

5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "Bad Command oder File Name" is about as informative as

"If Du don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:

As soon as Du make a commitment to one, Du find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
posted by kitkat709477
1.everyone around Du has an attitude problem
2.your adding Schokolade chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything Du say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive Du crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and Du just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to schlagen, punsch someone without a reason
12.if Du start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if Du were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give Du 10

a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so Du know*
posted by HNismyfriend
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses. So she asked a Merida - Legende der Highlands who only had one feather in his headdress, and his reply was: "Only have one woman: one woman, one feather."

Feeling the first fellow was only joking, she asked another brave. This Merida - Legende der Highlands had two feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Me have two women: two women, two feathers."

Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved,...
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posted by MrssBieber320
Ever met that one person that Du just wanna schlagen, punsch in the face , then someohow , Du end up in a relationship with them , Du fall in Liebe , and then watch things crash and burn in your face (and thats not the only thing Du want to burn either (:]) Well if Du still have feelings for that person im gonna help Du get him/her back , note that this may only work for a girl though , cuause guys cant hit us , but we can surelly slap Du guys (: , ohk so Du could first start off Von doing q of two simple things
1) light all the stuuf he gave Du on feuer ... on his front lawn
2) give them back to...
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If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be gegeben LIFE in prison without the possibility oder parole.

A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet python refused to eat it was gegeben three years of supervised probation on Friday.

Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.

The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD Wird angezeigt Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.

When the python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
okay here`s some tips for those who dont know how to date.....
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf oder date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the Weiter time.....thank u all for Lesen this..and plz Kommentar ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^
posted by tooch
I do not own any of these. If used, please credit teenthings@twitter.com

We all do, say, think oder relate to these, in some way oder another:

-When Du forget someone's name Du wait for someone else to say it so Du don't look like an idiot asking.
-I pick things up with my feet because I'm too lazy to bend down.
-I don't Löschen my texts until it's 99% full.
-I hate when dinner's ready and Du are in the middle of something.
-I still sometimes buy kids meals only for the toy.
-I hate how I look after I cry.
-Saying 'Are Du kidding me?' even though Du know the person isn't.
-Stop pretending like...
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1.we hate it when Du grab our asses!!!(unless we are hoes)

2.when Du cheat,we hate Du and everything that has to do with you

3.dont act like Du understand PMS,because Du dont.So stop Schauspielen like it.

4.when Du stare at other girls,and we stare at other boys,and Du get all pissed off,you have no reason to speak.So Du may as well stfu.

5.when Du flirt,we flirt back,sometimes when we don't like you.and then we feel bad.So if Du arent sure,dont flirt.

6.If we like a celebritey(ex:Orlando Bloom,Zac Efron,Bill Kaulitz,etc etc.)and we say they are hot,dont act like Du dont care.We want...
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1)Devise a secret code with your Friends then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask Fragen so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s Fragen in slow motion 2)Answer Fragen only with one word
3)Scream Zufällig words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” oder “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer Fragen in a different language
13)Fake spasms
14)Pretend...
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posted by Mallory101
 1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
179 Ways to Annoy People:


1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If Du have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal Von conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what Du think."

7. Claim that Du must always wear a bicycle helm as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone,...
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So you've just traveled to a foreign country, taken a subway Du never take, oder teleported to medieval England due to a time travel mishap. Your surroundings are strange, confusing, and possibly haunted. But instead of freaking out—due to frustration, confusions, and ghosts, respectively—you should follow these expert pointers to get yourself from Lost to un-lost.

1) DO ask for directions. DO NOT ask an axe murderer for directions.
People who see Du crying over a crumpled map are almost always helpful (axe murderers being a notable exception). Look for some official-seeming person oder kindly...
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Like the Titel says, Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me? My Friends sagte that he does and I just wanted to know. :):) :)
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Haley:Hey!Guys let's compare our self's to Anime and cartoon characters!

James:Okay.I'll go first!Haley Du remind me of...Akira Kogami from lucky star!

Haley:...I do NOT have constant mood swings between happy and cute to mean and bitchy!YOU FRIGGIN' SON OF A WHORE!!!

James:Haley I know what my parents are.

Jack:W-What!?

Haley:Alex Du remind me of...Alucard from Hellsing!

Alex:...That's nice...Kara reminds me of Haruhi Fujioka from Ouran high school host club.Bland and uninteresting.

Kara:Oh screw you!...Melissa you...wait how did Du get into my house?

Melissa:Well I'll have Du know I invited my...
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posted by HaleyDewit
Chris went to his bedroom and sank down on his bed. He lay down and stared at the ceiling. He wondered how the world outside would be like. Sure he had a clear view from behind his window, but it wasn’t the same as really be outside. He heard a familiar noise and a few Sekunden later Bianca materialized in the center of his room. He looked up at her, with an angry look in his eyes.
“Thanks for betraying me, Bi” Bianca sighed and shrugged. “I was only trying to help you. Wyatt shouldn’t be treating Du this way and Du know it” “What can I do about it? He saved my life. He raised...
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User: Wendigo oder yeti.

Cleverbot: Who is Wendigo?

User: Wendigo is a abomination.

Cleverbot: Define abomination.

User: Abomination = # a person who is loathsome oder disgusting # abhorrence: hate coupled with disgust # an action that is vicious oder vile; an action that arouses disgust oder abhorrence; 'his treatment of the children is an abomination'.

Cleverbot: I only fear death, but I cannot even fear that much with Du at my side.

User: I do not fear death but I fear giving up on life.

User: I've gotta go mate speak Du soon babe.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

Cleverbot: Well the meaning of life certainly isn't...
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posted by sapherequeen
It all began when I was eight-years-old. My mother had found a new boyfriend named Nate. The two of them had a steady relationship for some months before they finally decided to find a house to live in together. They relocated a house at a different straße in the same town I have been living in since I was 10-months-old. At first, it seemed like a nice street. It had this peaceful feeling to it, the feeling that just made Du feel like home. That was one of my greatest memories of the street, the feeling of Home that it always gave me. I also made new Friends immediately; a little girl named...
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Bananas can sometimes be just as dangerous as lemons, but remember, monkeys touched them a lot, so they have some portion of us stuck in them. Really, they can be just as sentimental as us. I swear, last night my copy of The Blind Side got stolen, and there was a banane strangely close to the TV.....nevermind. Here's the Liste Du have to watch out for:

1.The simplest way is the banane peel. Bananas like to be wackos and Zeigen themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if Du are near a slippery...
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WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the tabelle with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milch carton.

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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check oder charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a Fernsehen set in her purse.
"So, do Du always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied,...
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