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Von request; the male version of my oben, nach oben villain list. As it would turn out, I do in fact also Liebe me a good male antagonist. I know, shocking right?

Honorable Mention: Kronk (Emperor's New Groove). This guy is freaking hilarious. I can't not like him. He and Yzma made the entire movie worth watching!
That whole "Right the poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen specifically for Kuzco. Kuzco's poison" quote killed me! Best quote ever.

10. The Joker (Batman): Once again, not gonna lie, I don't watch much Batman. I'm not big on superheros. But I am intrigued Von the Joker. He's like the male Bellatrix oder Azula and ya'll know how much I Liebe those two. A batshit insane villain is a fun villain.

9. Valtor (Winx): Long story short, this man is the Dracula of Winx. He even has his own little theme song. Du know he's here when Du hear that awesome gitarre rift. He's a pretty neat villain, he's clearly got some power. Later on in the series Du find out that he's not even actually human he's this gargoyle like monster created Von (the lovely) Icy's ancestor.
Also dat goatee, gotta Liebe the goatee.

8. Deidara (Naruto): Yes my interest range goes from girly Winx to action-packed Naruto. This guy is the bomb (boooo, your puns suck)! As someone who has been in ceramics classes, I thoroughly enjoy a man who can blow shit up using clay. This dude bro has three mouths; the boring regular one and then one on each of his hands. It's creepy as heck and I Liebe it! In fact those mouths are how he makes the exploding clay. Pretty nifty if Du ask me.

7. Scabior (Harry Potter): This guy is freaking sexy. If I weren't asexual, I'd tap that lol. Gosh he was such an insignificant character and Bellatrix owned his arse, but I like him anyway. Liking him was (as tumblr put it) like being that parent sitting at a school musical waiting for baum 3 (aka his/her son) to appear on stage. He was a pretty menacing presence whist he was on screen.

6. Lucius (Harry Potter): And then there's this butthole! He is such a snobby little prick but I Liebe him regardless. He carries this pimp cane around with him everywhere. He's got fab hair. I swear he and Bella get into it over hair. Sure he's Mehr of a follower than a leader but the way he sasses Harry on behalf of Draco is always a fun watch.

5. Dracula (Van Helsing): This is another movie I vaguely recall. But I remember thinking that Dracula was kick-booty. I honestly can't Liebe villains without loving a classic like Dracula. He was absolutely cool and I'd totally steal his wardrobe. He had 3 vampire brides catering to his every need. And when it came down the final fight he had some pretty wicked moves.

4. Envy (Full Metal Alchemist): Any friend of my Favorit character (Lust) is a friend of mine. I think Envy is cool as he is a shape shifter. To be honest he may not even be male it's a common theory among the fandom that he actually has no gender. But he's still my Favorit palm baum hair'd Anime bro. He's ruthless and cruel and merciless. Just an all around interesting character. Though I can't say much for his development as I quit watching after Spoiler Lust died. End of Spoiler

3. Hook (Once Upon A Time): I thought Hook was a pretty interesting character from the moment I saw him. And I totally shipped him with Regina. At first he's kind of a douchey womanizer, but after some time (despite my hatred of the ship) with Emma he sort of tamed his male parts. He's actually a pretty loyal guy right now but he's still got his secrets. Even so, I still think he's a cool character.

2. Zuko (Avatar): I was not sure if I should put him on here as he's good now, but I put Gina in my last Artikel so I'll add a Zuko. I mean I Liebe Azula of course I'm gonna Liebe her brother. In the beginning this was actually not true, I used to hate him. But the Mehr I thought about it, the Mehr I liked him. He's just as deep a character as his little sister. He started off at a very low point--pretty much bald with only a silly pony tail and then he grew out some sexy hair. Oh and also he turned from bad to good.
In all seriousness, I loved his redemption arc; he was all about 'honor' and capturing the avatar. But after 2 and a half long seasons he came to realize honor wasn't what he wanted...it was his father's love. And from there he realized that he had Mehr self respect than that. If his father couldn't Liebe him unconditionally then he'd hold his own and do the right thing.

1. Saywer (Lost): Though he's Mehr of an anti-hero/that guy who screws with everyone just to do it, I'm gonna add him to this Liste as he is my Favorit male character in general. This guy is like a male Regina/Icy mix. He is stuck on an island in the middle of a jungle with all these people he hates. And he is one sassy bastard. He's an asshole and I hated him at first. But after teasing him (for being an asshole) with my friend I started to grow fond of him. If I joke about a character enough odds are I'll start to like 'em. He is so 100% with everyone and that island it's fun to watch. Aside from maybe Regina, I have never seen someone so 110% done with life. He has great nicknames for everyone like 'freckles' 'doc' 'international house of pancakes' 'hobbit (which is funny because the character in mind's actor played a hobbit)' 'French Chick' and so many more. He has gegeben so many nicknames that sagte nicknames have their own Wikipedia page!
But really he does have Mehr depth. He's actually a very sympathetic character especially when Du find out why he calls himself Sawyer. He also fell in Liebe with this chick, Juliet. He cried man tears when she almost died. Their relationship is just wonderful. When he's with her Du can tell that he's not as much of a jerk as he lets on. And he does have some very bold heroic moments that I can get down with.

And so I have come to realize that the two male characters I Liebe most are the ones I also hated the most. ;D
 Can Du see how completely done this man is!?
Can you see how completely done this man is!?
posted by iamagagamonster
~ In my opinion! alright! Du can think what ever Du can think about the heros on here ~

5. Batman: The majority of people Liebe batman, I go for Superman. Batman dosn't even have super powers he only has gadjets [spelling?] and gizmos. One Tag he's gona be in deep danger and then he won't be able to reach his "special" button. Without the help of his sidekick, which brings me to my Weiter hero

4. Robin: Robin is a superhero named after a migratory songbird that Du can find in your backyard and feed bird seed to. Can someone tell me why they would name Batman’s sidekick after a songbird? What...
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How to Tell if a Guy likes You
How to Know that a Guy Likes You

Here are the 500 ways to tell if a guy likes You....

01. He smiles at Du a lot.

02. He likes talking to you.

03. He compliments Du a lot.

04. He always agrees with you.

05. He asks if Du are single.

06. He asks Du out for lunch.

07. He asks Du out on a date.

08. He knows your zodiac sign.

09. He never burps around you.

10. He really cares about you.

11. He treats Du like a lady.

12. He walks Du to your door.

13. He wants to see Du often.

14. He always wants to hug you.

15. He tells Du he likes you.

16. His Friends know...
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posted by sierradawn9
Ok, so I'm a redhead. I have freckles and light skin. So I'm considered ginger. Until a few weeks ago, I didn't even know what that term meant.
 I learned what it meant when I was on the bus and this guy took something from me. He sagte he wouldn't give it back until I admitted I was a ginger. So I sagte "I'm a ginger...?", and he yelled "You have no soooouuul!"
 That got me mad, sad, and confused.
 Seriously guys. Really? Just because some (and I do mean some) redheads have attitudes and act bitchy, that does NOT give Du the right to make a stereotype out of the rest of us redheads.
 I'm not...
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10. When being pulled over Von a cop and he oder she says, "Sir(/)Ma'am, Du have been caught speeding, how much do Du think Du were going?" Don't say, "Well Du must've gone AT LEAST 90 to catch up with me."

9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when Du haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron oder born yesterday.

8. When your older sister is having her period oder PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have Du been putting on a little weight?" It's a hündin slap waiting to happen.

7....
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posted by greenstergirl
1. I asked God for a bike. But I know God doesn't work that way. So I stahl, stola a bike and asked for forgiveness.

2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag Du down and beat Du with experience.

3. Going to church doesn't make Du Christian even Mehr then standing in a garage makes Du a car.

4. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. Its still on the Liste though.

5. war does not determine who is right- only who is left.

6. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, please notify....." I put DOCTOR.

7.Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at Home even if...
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posted by JoannaVonDoom
Im sorry if this has been gepostet before
If not, do not give me credit


1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If Du have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours Von hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat...
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Intro :

yea mmhm i know these have been gepostet alot but i am both insane and depressed and i can help depending on your personality oder sumthin like tht. But anyways, just read on. I hope Du like!!! This was written Von me! Not taken off anyone else. Thanks for your time Lesen my into ;) ~~ XxemolovexX (prefer not to say my real name)

How to cure boredom :


If you're an artist :
Draw! drawing will always help Du feel better. And who knows, over time Du might be able to draw amazingly.

If you're an Autor :
Free write! Its always fun to. Write something according to your taste in books.

If Du love...
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INT. A SHOPPING MALL WE'VE USED BEFORE - DAY.

The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids Von their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.

Pan over to find ZIM and Gir in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. Gir simply stares, holding balloons.

ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.

GIR gasps in shock....
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posted by rayban00
This link is made of very simple,The lens is dark yellow, the color is predominant. And retro-style frame has a bright spot in the whole spectacle. General wear this retro style link, Mehr oder less a link with the United States. If Du look carefully, there is a small screw, so rayban sunglasses Mehr firmly. strahl, ray Ban prices affordable, cheap.

It seems that Hollywood stars are always so charming?, They not only well dressed but never appear without makeup oder sweat the makeup to stains.All dressed themseves perfect even without the light.

Cheap rayban Sunglasses are their common decration,because...
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posted by TVD_rocks
from the internet :)

(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have Ke$ha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds Du of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his Barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his Home adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he Antwort he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
posted by TeamSongz4eva
**again i got this from the internet**


These are from by-gone days when we actually had little computer machines that would answer the telephone for us. They were called "answering machines," intuitively enough. Roughly akin to voice mail today, but when they came out, they were quite novel. Thus, the were the Quelle of much amusement.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"If Du are a burglar, then we're probably at Home cleaning our weapons
right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home
and it's safe, sicher to leave us a message."...
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posted by EllentheStrange
I am anti emo,because I don't the idea of them

mutilating themselves for no reason.I mean

sure,you have bullies at school and your mom

hates you,but I have those same problems.But I

don't cut,or dink,or do drugs.Emo Kids are just

pissing their life away cutting and killing

themselves over their little problems.You live in

a small town,nobody feels sorry for you.get a

haircut.There's no point to get

yourself.Everybody has problems.Deal with

them,but don't cut.Write oder draw.Listen to music.

Do something else besides cut.And the posers are

even worst so I dislike them even more.They think

it will...
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1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on oder off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to Zeigen the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of Du just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your aktentasche, aktenkoffer oder purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name Tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10.Stand silent...
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Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell Du all these: What dates & Why Du don't want your birthday on these days.

1- New Year's Tag
You don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday oder the new year.

2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, Du know how if Du see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why Du ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would Du want to celebrate it today?

4-April Fool's Day
You get pranked on your own birthday. What...
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posted by snusnu13
It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. The light breeze was making the leaves of the trees rustle lightly and the birds were chirping their afternoon songs. In a small yard there lay a dog on the soft, green grass. This dog was brown and white patched, and had light green eyes. She had no ears, as they were cut off when she was a puppy, but her ear canal remained, so she could still hear.

As the dog chewed on her bone, a teenage girl stepped into the backyard. The dog looked up and saw her 14 Jahr old owner, Sally. Sally had tanned skin, with dark brown hair tied into a ponytail, a triangular...
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1. Du fall down the stairs.

2. A baum falls down on you.

3. A lama spits in your face.

4. Du eat i poisioned cookie.

5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.

6. Du are making out with a person and then Du trow up in their mouth
.
7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.

8. Your kissen gets a face and bites Du head off.

9. Your dog stands up and says I hate Du and then runs away.

10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, Du get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that Du are going to die, then Du die.

11. When Du are dieing your crush says that...
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1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying Zufällig things until u cry laughing
5. continue Lesen this
6. Walk up to siblings and say Zufällig things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on Facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on Google look up eichelhäher, jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add Zufällig people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
Are Du addicted? Are Du a super fan? Are Du just a person who likes being enthusiastic about things? Are Du on Fanpop too much?

1. Du see something Du like, and think Oh, I want to Fan that club!

2. Du start shipping people Du know oder see.

3. Du hear something awesome and immediately look for the Best Answer button.

4. Du hear something awesome and immediately want to go on Fanpop and change your motto.

5. Du hear something and Du want to Kommentar on it.

6. Du have great ideas of something Du should post on Fanpop at completely Zufällig times of day.

7. Du get a new Favorit and HAVE to...
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posted by kitkat709477
"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will Du marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no Mehr erdnuss butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and Du have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea...
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okay, on my 5 completely Zufällig things to do...

5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as Du can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as Du can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)

i recommend Du try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.