Von request; the male version of my oben, nach oben villain list. As it would turn out, I do in fact also Liebe me a good male antagonist. I know, shocking right?
Honorable Mention: Kronk (Emperor's New Groove). This guy is freaking hilarious. I can't not like him. He and Yzma made the entire movie worth watching!
That whole "Right the poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen specifically for Kuzco. Kuzco's poison" quote killed me! Best quote ever.
10. The Joker (Batman): Once again, not gonna lie, I don't watch much Batman. I'm not big on superheros. But I am intrigued Von the Joker. He's like the male Bellatrix oder Azula and ya'll know how much I Liebe those two. A batshit insane villain is a fun villain.
9. Valtor (Winx): Long story short, this man is the Dracula of Winx. He even has his own little theme song. Du know he's here when Du hear that awesome gitarre rift. He's a pretty neat villain, he's clearly got some power. Later on in the series Du find out that he's not even actually human he's this gargoyle like monster created Von (the lovely) Icy's ancestor.
Also dat goatee, gotta Liebe the goatee.
8. Deidara (Naruto): Yes my interest range goes from girly Winx to action-packed Naruto. This guy is the bomb (boooo, your puns suck)! As someone who has been in ceramics classes, I thoroughly enjoy a man who can blow shit up using clay. This dude bro has three mouths; the boring regular one and then one on each of his hands. It's creepy as heck and I Liebe it! In fact those mouths are how he makes the exploding clay. Pretty nifty if Du ask me.
7. Scabior (Harry Potter): This guy is freaking sexy. If I weren't asexual, I'd tap that lol. Gosh he was such an insignificant character and Bellatrix owned his arse, but I like him anyway. Liking him was (as tumblr put it) like being that parent sitting at a school musical waiting for baum 3 (aka his/her son) to appear on stage. He was a pretty menacing presence whist he was on screen.
6. Lucius (Harry Potter): And then there's this butthole! He is such a snobby little prick but I Liebe him regardless. He carries this pimp cane around with him everywhere. He's got fab hair. I swear he and Bella get into it over hair. Sure he's Mehr of a follower than a leader but the way he sasses Harry on behalf of Draco is always a fun watch.
5. Dracula (Van Helsing): This is another movie I vaguely recall. But I remember thinking that Dracula was kick-booty. I honestly can't Liebe villains without loving a classic like Dracula. He was absolutely cool and I'd totally steal his wardrobe. He had 3 vampire brides catering to his every need. And when it came down the final fight he had some pretty wicked moves.
4. Envy (Full Metal Alchemist): Any friend of my Favorit character (Lust) is a friend of mine. I think Envy is cool as he is a shape shifter. To be honest he may not even be male it's a common theory among the fandom that he actually has no gender. But he's still my Favorit palm baum hair'd Anime bro. He's ruthless and cruel and merciless. Just an all around interesting character. Though I can't say much for his development as I quit watching after Spoiler Lust died. End of Spoiler
3. Hook (Once Upon A Time): I thought Hook was a pretty interesting character from the moment I saw him. And I totally shipped him with Regina. At first he's kind of a douchey womanizer, but after some time (despite my hatred of the ship) with Emma he sort of tamed his male parts. He's actually a pretty loyal guy right now but he's still got his secrets. Even so, I still think he's a cool character.
2. Zuko (Avatar): I was not sure if I should put him on here as he's good now, but I put Gina in my last Artikel so I'll add a Zuko. I mean I Liebe Azula of course I'm gonna Liebe her brother. In the beginning this was actually not true, I used to hate him. But the Mehr I thought about it, the Mehr I liked him. He's just as deep a character as his little sister. He started off at a very low point--pretty much bald with only a silly pony tail and then he grew out some sexy hair. Oh and also he turned from bad to good.
In all seriousness, I loved his redemption arc; he was all about 'honor' and capturing the avatar. But after 2 and a half long seasons he came to realize honor wasn't what he wanted...it was his father's love. And from there he realized that he had Mehr self respect than that. If his father couldn't Liebe him unconditionally then he'd hold his own and do the right thing.
1. Saywer (Lost): Though he's Mehr of an anti-hero/that guy who screws with everyone just to do it, I'm gonna add him to this Liste as he is my Favorit male character in general. This guy is like a male Regina/Icy mix. He is stuck on an island in the middle of a jungle with all these people he hates. And he is one sassy bastard. He's an asshole and I hated him at first. But after teasing him (for being an asshole) with my friend I started to grow fond of him. If I joke about a character enough odds are I'll start to like 'em. He is so 100% with everyone and that island it's fun to watch. Aside from maybe Regina, I have never seen someone so 110% done with life. He has great nicknames for everyone like 'freckles' 'doc' 'international house of pancakes' 'hobbit (which is funny because the character in mind's actor played a hobbit)' 'French Chick' and so many more. He has gegeben so many nicknames that sagte nicknames have their own Wikipedia page!
But really he does have Mehr depth. He's actually a very sympathetic character especially when Du find out why he calls himself Sawyer. He also fell in Liebe with this chick, Juliet. He cried man tears when she almost died. Their relationship is just wonderful. When he's with her Du can tell that he's not as much of a jerk as he lets on. And he does have some very bold heroic moments that I can get down with.
And so I have come to realize that the two male characters I Liebe most are the ones I also hated the most. ;D
Honorable Mention: Kronk (Emperor's New Groove). This guy is freaking hilarious. I can't not like him. He and Yzma made the entire movie worth watching!
That whole "Right the poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen specifically for Kuzco. Kuzco's poison" quote killed me! Best quote ever.
10. The Joker (Batman): Once again, not gonna lie, I don't watch much Batman. I'm not big on superheros. But I am intrigued Von the Joker. He's like the male Bellatrix oder Azula and ya'll know how much I Liebe those two. A batshit insane villain is a fun villain.
9. Valtor (Winx): Long story short, this man is the Dracula of Winx. He even has his own little theme song. Du know he's here when Du hear that awesome gitarre rift. He's a pretty neat villain, he's clearly got some power. Later on in the series Du find out that he's not even actually human he's this gargoyle like monster created Von (the lovely) Icy's ancestor.
Also dat goatee, gotta Liebe the goatee.
8. Deidara (Naruto): Yes my interest range goes from girly Winx to action-packed Naruto. This guy is the bomb (boooo, your puns suck)! As someone who has been in ceramics classes, I thoroughly enjoy a man who can blow shit up using clay. This dude bro has three mouths; the boring regular one and then one on each of his hands. It's creepy as heck and I Liebe it! In fact those mouths are how he makes the exploding clay. Pretty nifty if Du ask me.
7. Scabior (Harry Potter): This guy is freaking sexy. If I weren't asexual, I'd tap that lol. Gosh he was such an insignificant character and Bellatrix owned his arse, but I like him anyway. Liking him was (as tumblr put it) like being that parent sitting at a school musical waiting for baum 3 (aka his/her son) to appear on stage. He was a pretty menacing presence whist he was on screen.
6. Lucius (Harry Potter): And then there's this butthole! He is such a snobby little prick but I Liebe him regardless. He carries this pimp cane around with him everywhere. He's got fab hair. I swear he and Bella get into it over hair. Sure he's Mehr of a follower than a leader but the way he sasses Harry on behalf of Draco is always a fun watch.
5. Dracula (Van Helsing): This is another movie I vaguely recall. But I remember thinking that Dracula was kick-booty. I honestly can't Liebe villains without loving a classic like Dracula. He was absolutely cool and I'd totally steal his wardrobe. He had 3 vampire brides catering to his every need. And when it came down the final fight he had some pretty wicked moves.
4. Envy (Full Metal Alchemist): Any friend of my Favorit character (Lust) is a friend of mine. I think Envy is cool as he is a shape shifter. To be honest he may not even be male it's a common theory among the fandom that he actually has no gender. But he's still my Favorit palm baum hair'd Anime bro. He's ruthless and cruel and merciless. Just an all around interesting character. Though I can't say much for his development as I quit watching after Spoiler Lust died. End of Spoiler
3. Hook (Once Upon A Time): I thought Hook was a pretty interesting character from the moment I saw him. And I totally shipped him with Regina. At first he's kind of a douchey womanizer, but after some time (despite my hatred of the ship) with Emma he sort of tamed his male parts. He's actually a pretty loyal guy right now but he's still got his secrets. Even so, I still think he's a cool character.
2. Zuko (Avatar): I was not sure if I should put him on here as he's good now, but I put Gina in my last Artikel so I'll add a Zuko. I mean I Liebe Azula of course I'm gonna Liebe her brother. In the beginning this was actually not true, I used to hate him. But the Mehr I thought about it, the Mehr I liked him. He's just as deep a character as his little sister. He started off at a very low point--pretty much bald with only a silly pony tail and then he grew out some sexy hair. Oh and also he turned from bad to good.
In all seriousness, I loved his redemption arc; he was all about 'honor' and capturing the avatar. But after 2 and a half long seasons he came to realize honor wasn't what he wanted...it was his father's love. And from there he realized that he had Mehr self respect than that. If his father couldn't Liebe him unconditionally then he'd hold his own and do the right thing.
1. Saywer (Lost): Though he's Mehr of an anti-hero/that guy who screws with everyone just to do it, I'm gonna add him to this Liste as he is my Favorit male character in general. This guy is like a male Regina/Icy mix. He is stuck on an island in the middle of a jungle with all these people he hates. And he is one sassy bastard. He's an asshole and I hated him at first. But after teasing him (for being an asshole) with my friend I started to grow fond of him. If I joke about a character enough odds are I'll start to like 'em. He is so 100% with everyone and that island it's fun to watch. Aside from maybe Regina, I have never seen someone so 110% done with life. He has great nicknames for everyone like 'freckles' 'doc' 'international house of pancakes' 'hobbit (which is funny because the character in mind's actor played a hobbit)' 'French Chick' and so many more. He has gegeben so many nicknames that sagte nicknames have their own Wikipedia page!
But really he does have Mehr depth. He's actually a very sympathetic character especially when Du find out why he calls himself Sawyer. He also fell in Liebe with this chick, Juliet. He cried man tears when she almost died. Their relationship is just wonderful. When he's with her Du can tell that he's not as much of a jerk as he lets on. And he does have some very bold heroic moments that I can get down with.
And so I have come to realize that the two male characters I Liebe most are the ones I also hated the most. ;D
1. TaLk L1k3 Th15 && D@nT 5t0p :)
2. Txt Talk
3. Keep disagreeing with them
4. Berichten everything and Kommentar 'Ommmmm!'
5. Take Over Peoples Walls (Hehe darkwave)
6. On a club say Du hate it.
Eg. Justin Biebers Wall:
Just Biebers Gay and I hate him!!!
7. Troll people
8. Say 'I dont care' oder 'You're so annoying' oder 'No' on a Wand post. (Just be rude)
WARNING: I wouldn't do this to the following fanpoppers: Someone_Save_Me Me_Iz_Here Heartisalone Springely BlindBandit92 Mario-watsit :) They really wont take it good...
Gaara
Neji Hyuga
Shikamaru Nara
Death the kid
Duke Devlin
Zelgadis Greywords
Valgaav
South Italy
North Italy
Germany
Japan
Spain
Near/Nate River
L
Tsubasa otori
Shun kazami
Kiba inuzuka
Claus von herson
Kaoru Hitachiin
Hikaru Hitachiin
Deidara
Itachi Uchiha
Izumo and Kotetsu
Toushiro Hitsugaya
Hatsuharu Sohma
Kyo Sohma
Shigure Sohma
Leader summa/pein
Hidan
Yugi
Soul Evans
Ikuto Tsukiyomi
Envy
Wrath
(there are Mehr but i cant be stuffed naming them um Kommentar if i have missed any male Anime dudes Du like and i will add them i will do a girls one soon)
Im sorry if Du dont like me Im sorry if Du think I suck but most of all Im sorry, I dont give a fuck
Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who Du are, and your reputation is only what people think of you.
I think Ive finally come to the point in my life where Im happy with myself and know that I dont have to change oder be a certain way for people to like me anymore. Im just fine and if someone doesnt think I am, screw them.
If Du don't like my words, don't listen. If Du don't like my appearance, don't look. If Du don't like my actions, turn your head; It's as simple as that.
Although Ive been hurt I still remain strong. Du think I have regrets? Well, youre wrong.
Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who Du are, and your reputation is only what people think of you.
I think Ive finally come to the point in my life where Im happy with myself and know that I dont have to change oder be a certain way for people to like me anymore. Im just fine and if someone doesnt think I am, screw them.
If Du don't like my words, don't listen. If Du don't like my appearance, don't look. If Du don't like my actions, turn your head; It's as simple as that.
Although Ive been hurt I still remain strong. Du think I have regrets? Well, youre wrong.
Note; This song is based off of My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic's very own Pinkie Pie's song, 'Giggle at the Ghostie'.
Come on, Fanpop, don't Du see!
When I was a little silly and the trolls would bring me down!
Their malice and their hatred was starting to make me frown!
I'd cry in my own bedroom, from what I thought I read! But this shouldn't be the reason that I should end up dead!
They say, "Phoenix, Du gotta stand up tall, and deal with these dumb fags! They're just idiots who try to be a dirtbag!"
'Teehee' at the Troll!
Do a barrel roll!
Slap the swearing jerks!
Always have your perks!
Ignore the idiot!
Berichten the hypocrite!
And tell that stupid jerk to leave Du alone
And GTFO off the computer because if they don't they got another thing coming for them and TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan them!
Now don't let those trolls get to you. Kick their asses and get them off of Fanpop and ze internetz. :3
Come on, Fanpop, don't Du see!
When I was a little silly and the trolls would bring me down!
Their malice and their hatred was starting to make me frown!
I'd cry in my own bedroom, from what I thought I read! But this shouldn't be the reason that I should end up dead!
They say, "Phoenix, Du gotta stand up tall, and deal with these dumb fags! They're just idiots who try to be a dirtbag!"
'Teehee' at the Troll!
Do a barrel roll!
Slap the swearing jerks!
Always have your perks!
Ignore the idiot!
Berichten the hypocrite!
And tell that stupid jerk to leave Du alone
And GTFO off the computer because if they don't they got another thing coming for them and TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan them!
Now don't let those trolls get to you. Kick their asses and get them off of Fanpop and ze internetz. :3
1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.
2) Every five Minuten yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time Du see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that Du are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that Du are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure Du dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
2) Every five Minuten yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time Du see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that Du are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that Du are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure Du dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
1.You abuse our Liebe Du lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we Liebe him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our Liebe is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we Liebe be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape oder form.
6.Guys Du should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with Du (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly Liebe we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When Du (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
2.When we find the right guy we Liebe him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our Liebe is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we Liebe be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape oder form.
6.Guys Du should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with Du (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly Liebe we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When Du (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
Just Lesen some of the Terminator Zitate through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash Tag tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. Du might get annoyed Von it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash Tag tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. Du might get annoyed Von it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.