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posted by koalagirl9
Hey babe sittin there
Du dont see my sitting behind your chair
Im staring a at Du and Du butt
and on the back of your leg there is a cut
Du got it shaving in the dusche
i watched Du threw the window for Mehr then a hour
i saw Du fighting with your mom
about your newest stepdad Tom.
Now Du saw me just my hat.
Now Du hit me with a bat.
Ow is all that i can say.
But i still stalk Du anyway.
I see Du with your boyfriend.
But does he know it is the end.
I stab his back with a knife.
Now Du both are screaming for your life.
And just cuz i feel like it and that is true.
I take out i messer and stab Du to.
Now that i've stalked her today.
Im coming for Du so run away.
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Life without Liebe is meaningless. Liebe was born even before mankind was born and it still exists in all kinds of organism, including humans. Though Liebe is expressed in various forms and between different relationships, eternal Liebe is accomplished between a man and a woman. Liebe is one trait that never diminishes as long as Du give it to others and keeps on growing.

There are immortal stories on Liebhaber and immortal Zitate on love. Even in the stories that ended in tragedy, Liebe has never failed but only the Liebhaber have. They stand evergreen and are suitable for all ages of time, whatever is the advancement in technology and science. They are suitable.
Hi my name is Amanda and this is how to service 7th grade. On the first Tag of 7th grade I was so excited to see my Friends after summer yay. Well the first Tag of 7th grade really sucked but at least I got to see my friends. Yes it’s time to leave school. But I did not see one of my Friends Hannah that sucks because she went to Luray middle. Well I’m Home and I just talked to Hannah on the phone. She sagte “I might come back to page Weiter semester”. “Sweet school is so different without one of my best friends” I said. “If I don’t come back don’t be mad at me”. “I won’t...
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1. Shave one eyebrow.

2. Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring Du food.

3. Spill a lot of bier on his/her bed. Swim.

4. Clip your fingernails and toenails and keep them in a baggie. Leave the baggie near your computer and snack from it while studying. If s/he walks by, grab the bag close and eye him/her suspiciously.

5. Stare at your roommate for five Minuten out of every hour. Don't say anything, just stare.

6. Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.

7. Keep a hamster as a pet. Buy a blender,...
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1) Pick up cat and wiege it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. wiege in left arm an repeat process.

3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger....
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