Hey babe sittin there
Du dont see my sitting behind your chair
Im staring a at Du and Du butt
and on the back of your leg there is a cut
Du got it shaving in the dusche
i watched Du threw the window for Mehr then a hour
i saw Du fighting with your mom
about your newest stepdad Tom.
Now Du saw me just my hat.
Now Du hit me with a bat.
Ow is all that i can say.
But i still stalk Du anyway.
I see Du with your boyfriend.
But does he know it is the end.
I stab his back with a knife.
Now Du both are screaming for your life.
And just cuz i feel like it and that is true.
I take out i messer and stab Du to.
Now that i've stalked her today.
Im coming for Du so run away.
Du dont see my sitting behind your chair
Im staring a at Du and Du butt
and on the back of your leg there is a cut
Du got it shaving in the dusche
i watched Du threw the window for Mehr then a hour
i saw Du fighting with your mom
about your newest stepdad Tom.
Now Du saw me just my hat.
Now Du hit me with a bat.
Ow is all that i can say.
But i still stalk Du anyway.
I see Du with your boyfriend.
But does he know it is the end.
I stab his back with a knife.
Now Du both are screaming for your life.
And just cuz i feel like it and that is true.
I take out i messer and stab Du to.
Now that i've stalked her today.
Im coming for Du so run away.
In haloween people are supposed to dress up in scary costumes... and well scare someone!
were I live, I didn't find anything scary.
Tinkerbell.... NOT SCARY princesses......NOT SCARY
hot Hunde wearing iron man masks...NOT SCARY
fat sumo wrestelers.....maybe a little bit....
NOT SCARY, Du get the point. Why couldn't they have at least one person who has a arm that comes of when Du touch it.but,when I was watching my little brother trick oder treat I saw this man.... He was in a wheelchair... saying ders Süßigkeiten over there!, In this weird voice that reminded me of Michal Jackson! Then out of no where he fell out of his wheel chair and said,Yah want to shake my
hand?, with his black teeth open wide....then, I steped back a few (dozen) feet with my eyes
open wide. that was the only thing on haloween that actually scared me.
were I live, I didn't find anything scary.
Tinkerbell.... NOT SCARY princesses......NOT SCARY
hot Hunde wearing iron man masks...NOT SCARY
fat sumo wrestelers.....maybe a little bit....
NOT SCARY, Du get the point. Why couldn't they have at least one person who has a arm that comes of when Du touch it.but,when I was watching my little brother trick oder treat I saw this man.... He was in a wheelchair... saying ders Süßigkeiten over there!, In this weird voice that reminded me of Michal Jackson! Then out of no where he fell out of his wheel chair and said,Yah want to shake my
hand?, with his black teeth open wide....then, I steped back a few (dozen) feet with my eyes
open wide. that was the only thing on haloween that actually scared me.
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which Monat do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?
Once again, dont cheat, but here are the answers:
1) 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.
2) Ecuador.
3) From schaf, schafe and horses.
4) November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.
5) eichhörnchen fur.
6) The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.
7) Albert. When he came to the thron in 1936 he respected the wish of Queen Victoria that no future king should ever be called Albert.
8) Distinctively crimson.
9) New Zealand.
10) Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648.
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which Monat do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?
Once again, dont cheat, but here are the answers:
1) 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.
2) Ecuador.
3) From schaf, schafe and horses.
4) November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.
5) eichhörnchen fur.
6) The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.
7) Albert. When he came to the thron in 1936 he respected the wish of Queen Victoria that no future king should ever be called Albert.
8) Distinctively crimson.
9) New Zealand.
10) Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648.
listen guys Du all know me as pizzafan and I was and I wanna say I am so sorry to everybody on hurt on this site I sagte horrible things and I was a bully and id like forgiveness and fun on here and id like a Sekunde chance on here again and I am sorry to everybody if Du don't forgive me I understand and I wont threaten Du oder go after Du if Du don't don't worry
but if Du do forgive me Du wont regret it I promise
please forgive
also don't Berichten me please just read the Artikel and don't Berichten me I wont be mean ever again
if Du guys forgive me awesome if Du don't then oh well
but I still would like to say im sorry to all
but if Du do forgive me Du wont regret it I promise
please forgive
also don't Berichten me please just read the Artikel and don't Berichten me I wont be mean ever again
if Du guys forgive me awesome if Du don't then oh well
but I still would like to say im sorry to all
--I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never sagte Du NEED a nose job. I just sagte it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could Du excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have gegeben someone like Du a Sekunde look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I datum just won't be as smart as I am.
lol
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never sagte Du NEED a nose job. I just sagte it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could Du excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have gegeben someone like Du a Sekunde look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I datum just won't be as smart as I am.
lol
Dear President Obama;
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered Von our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 Sekunden (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call Du forth.
Hoping Du are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered Von our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 Sekunden (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call Du forth.
Hoping Du are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
1.Einstein was four years old before he could speak.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's Musik teacher once sagte of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school basketball team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt Disney because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a Monat and dropped out forever.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's Musik teacher once sagte of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school basketball team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt Disney because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a Monat and dropped out forever.
