Hey babe sittin there
Du dont see my sitting behind your chair
Im staring a at Du and Du butt
and on the back of your leg there is a cut
Du got it shaving in the dusche
i watched Du threw the window for Mehr then a hour
i saw Du fighting with your mom
about your newest stepdad Tom.
Now Du saw me just my hat.
Now Du hit me with a bat.
Ow is all that i can say.
But i still stalk Du anyway.
I see Du with your boyfriend.
But does he know it is the end.
I stab his back with a knife.
Now Du both are screaming for your life.
And just cuz i feel like it and that is true.
I take out i messer and stab Du to.
Now that i've stalked her today.
Im coming for Du so run away.
Du dont see my sitting behind your chair
Im staring a at Du and Du butt
and on the back of your leg there is a cut
Du got it shaving in the dusche
i watched Du threw the window for Mehr then a hour
i saw Du fighting with your mom
about your newest stepdad Tom.
Now Du saw me just my hat.
Now Du hit me with a bat.
Ow is all that i can say.
But i still stalk Du anyway.
I see Du with your boyfriend.
But does he know it is the end.
I stab his back with a knife.
Now Du both are screaming for your life.
And just cuz i feel like it and that is true.
I take out i messer and stab Du to.
Now that i've stalked her today.
Im coming for Du so run away.
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken kreuz the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck kreuz the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man kreuz the road?
A: To get to the Sekunde hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey kreuz the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey kreuz the road?
A: To get hit Von my car.
Q: Why did the woman kreuz the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck kreuz the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man kreuz the road?
A: To get to the Sekunde hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey kreuz the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey kreuz the road?
A: To get hit Von my car.
Q: Why did the woman kreuz the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
Ok let me tell Du 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person Du don't know
2)Then twirl another Zufällig persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a Zufällig persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool Singen the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and Zeigen them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a Zufällig person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person Du don't know
2)Then twirl another Zufällig persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a Zufällig persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool Singen the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and Zeigen them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a Zufällig person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!