Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone Du love? Here are a few suggestions.
1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard oder hardly working?"
2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as Du open your mouth.
3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.
4. Every 30 Minuten oder so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.
5. Scrape your ring oder your nails on the blackboard Weiter time you're asked to do a problem at the board.
6. Weiter konzert Du go to, yell out "Mmmbop!" between every song.
7. Whenever someone asks Du a question, say, "What?" As soon as they start to talk again, cut them off with another, "What?"
8. When someone asks to borrow paper, say, "Do Du think paper grows on trees?" Then laugh hysterically.
9. Give yourself a really big milch mustache at the breakfast tabelle and refuse to wipe it off.
10. Send emails to your Friends with subjects reading, "You're never going to believe this!!!" Then leave the message part blank.
11. Tell the same joke over and over and laugh as loud as Du can at the punchline every single time.
12. Ask someone to borrow a tissue, pretend to blow your nose and stick it back in their pocket.
13. Put garlic powder inside the showerhead in the bathroom (after Du take a shower, of course).
14. Anytime someone says something, respond, "Yeah, so's your mom."
15. Leave smelly socks on your brother's pillow; blame it on the dog.
16. Tell your friend's crush that she wants to marry him.
17. Break into your Favorit celeb's house and try their clothes on. Wait patiently to be arrested.
18. Fill your mouth with Saltines, then talk to everyone at the table.
19. When someone speaks to you, flinch like they're going to hit you.
20. Pretend your Call Waiting beeps every two Minuten while you're on the phone. Keep checking it.
21. Put grapes inside your mom's Favorit slippers.
22. Go to McDonald's and order lobster. After they explain that they don't serve lobster, storm out, shouting, "I should've gone to Wendy's!"
23. Approach a total stranger and ask, "Are my ears wiggling?" making no attempt to wiggle them. As soon as the person walks away, ask, "How about now?"
24. Whistle the pesky Chipmunks' Weihnachten song all day. Don't stop until it's stuck in five people's heads.
25. Tell a friend that she has something on her face when she doesn't. Keep telling her to wipe harder.
26. When Du go to pick someone up, lean on the horn as Du pull into their driveway. Don't stop until they're in the car.
27. When your brother oder sister's dates are over, break out baby pics of them "going potty".
28. Lock the passenger side car door when your friend is trying to get in. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Then unlock it and lock it again when they try to open it. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Repeat.
29. When the lights go out at the movies, make barfing noises.
30. Sing the wrong words to songs at the school dance.
31. Point your fingers at a friend in the shape of a gun, make a clicking sound, and say, "Take it sleazy!"
32. Request no MSG on your food-- everywhere Du go.
33. While on vacation with your family, suddenly scream, "Did anyone remember to unplug the iron?"
34. At a party, keep telling one of your Friends she has bad breath. No matter how many mints she eats, say, "God, did Du eat tuna for lunch?"
35. When anyone says, "Can I ask Du a question?" say, "You just did."
36. In class, keep telling your bud that her bra strap is showing.
37. Make up a joke that takes 10 Minuten to tell and has no punchline.
38. When answering the phone, say, "Yellow?"
39. Go to a store, buy a bunch of things, and pay for them with pennies.
40. While driving in your friend's car, insist that Du smell dog poop. Enjoy as she sniffs around.
41. Give the person walking in front of Du a flat tire. Apologize profusely. Then do it again.
42. Weiter party, go into the bathroom, steal all of the toilet paper, and listen for the cries of terror.
43. In the cafeteria, pretend Du dropped something and bend down to get it. While under the table, tie your friend's shoelace to her chair. Then ask her to go get Du a napkin.
44. Keep asking everyone at the bus stop, "Cold enough for ya?"
45. Tell a friend you'll tape Buffy for her, and purposefully stop taping 10 Minuten from the end.
46. Go to the bibliothek and play your Walkman loud enough so that everyone can hear your headphones. Stay there for the entire day.
47. While someone's taking a shower, steal their towel.
48. Spend an entire Tag speaking with a really fake British accent.
49. When you're in the passenger sitz and the driver changes lanes, scream, "Watch out for that truck!"
50. Blow kisses at everyone Du meet at the mall.
1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard oder hardly working?"
2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as Du open your mouth.
3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.
4. Every 30 Minuten oder so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.
5. Scrape your ring oder your nails on the blackboard Weiter time you're asked to do a problem at the board.
6. Weiter konzert Du go to, yell out "Mmmbop!" between every song.
7. Whenever someone asks Du a question, say, "What?" As soon as they start to talk again, cut them off with another, "What?"
8. When someone asks to borrow paper, say, "Do Du think paper grows on trees?" Then laugh hysterically.
9. Give yourself a really big milch mustache at the breakfast tabelle and refuse to wipe it off.
10. Send emails to your Friends with subjects reading, "You're never going to believe this!!!" Then leave the message part blank.
11. Tell the same joke over and over and laugh as loud as Du can at the punchline every single time.
12. Ask someone to borrow a tissue, pretend to blow your nose and stick it back in their pocket.
13. Put garlic powder inside the showerhead in the bathroom (after Du take a shower, of course).
14. Anytime someone says something, respond, "Yeah, so's your mom."
15. Leave smelly socks on your brother's pillow; blame it on the dog.
16. Tell your friend's crush that she wants to marry him.
17. Break into your Favorit celeb's house and try their clothes on. Wait patiently to be arrested.
18. Fill your mouth with Saltines, then talk to everyone at the table.
19. When someone speaks to you, flinch like they're going to hit you.
20. Pretend your Call Waiting beeps every two Minuten while you're on the phone. Keep checking it.
21. Put grapes inside your mom's Favorit slippers.
22. Go to McDonald's and order lobster. After they explain that they don't serve lobster, storm out, shouting, "I should've gone to Wendy's!"
23. Approach a total stranger and ask, "Are my ears wiggling?" making no attempt to wiggle them. As soon as the person walks away, ask, "How about now?"
24. Whistle the pesky Chipmunks' Weihnachten song all day. Don't stop until it's stuck in five people's heads.
25. Tell a friend that she has something on her face when she doesn't. Keep telling her to wipe harder.
26. When Du go to pick someone up, lean on the horn as Du pull into their driveway. Don't stop until they're in the car.
27. When your brother oder sister's dates are over, break out baby pics of them "going potty".
28. Lock the passenger side car door when your friend is trying to get in. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Then unlock it and lock it again when they try to open it. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Repeat.
29. When the lights go out at the movies, make barfing noises.
30. Sing the wrong words to songs at the school dance.
31. Point your fingers at a friend in the shape of a gun, make a clicking sound, and say, "Take it sleazy!"
32. Request no MSG on your food-- everywhere Du go.
33. While on vacation with your family, suddenly scream, "Did anyone remember to unplug the iron?"
34. At a party, keep telling one of your Friends she has bad breath. No matter how many mints she eats, say, "God, did Du eat tuna for lunch?"
35. When anyone says, "Can I ask Du a question?" say, "You just did."
36. In class, keep telling your bud that her bra strap is showing.
37. Make up a joke that takes 10 Minuten to tell and has no punchline.
38. When answering the phone, say, "Yellow?"
39. Go to a store, buy a bunch of things, and pay for them with pennies.
40. While driving in your friend's car, insist that Du smell dog poop. Enjoy as she sniffs around.
41. Give the person walking in front of Du a flat tire. Apologize profusely. Then do it again.
42. Weiter party, go into the bathroom, steal all of the toilet paper, and listen for the cries of terror.
43. In the cafeteria, pretend Du dropped something and bend down to get it. While under the table, tie your friend's shoelace to her chair. Then ask her to go get Du a napkin.
44. Keep asking everyone at the bus stop, "Cold enough for ya?"
45. Tell a friend you'll tape Buffy for her, and purposefully stop taping 10 Minuten from the end.
46. Go to the bibliothek and play your Walkman loud enough so that everyone can hear your headphones. Stay there for the entire day.
47. While someone's taking a shower, steal their towel.
48. Spend an entire Tag speaking with a really fake British accent.
49. When you're in the passenger sitz and the driver changes lanes, scream, "Watch out for that truck!"
50. Blow kisses at everyone Du meet at the mall.
These Zitate are Zitate with differnt meanings of frettchen oder just the animal.
“If a frettchen bites Du it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the Ansichten are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, Du can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to frettchen it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and frettchen it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
“If a frettchen bites Du it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the Ansichten are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, Du can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to frettchen it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and frettchen it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I Liebe you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I Liebe you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.
The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and Du don’t need to turn your head to understand them.
For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).
Do Du use these emotions oder others in your emails?
Here are some examples:
(^_^) happy
(((º Д º ;))) scared
(-´´-;) problems
(>_<) angry
(?_?) confused
(-.-)zzZ sleepy
(^ _^;) embarrassed
(^O^) very happy
(T_T) sad
(^ ε ^) KISS
-See Mehr emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. oder be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat Essen that can make Du sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda oder crush
4) gety near load stuff oder equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late Stunde
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms straße orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make Du hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what Du did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
2) don't eat Essen that can make Du sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda oder crush
4) gety near load stuff oder equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late Stunde
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms straße orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make Du hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what Du did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
(Big idea)
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big Fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes Du mad oder doesnt agree with your point of view Du just Berichten them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes Du mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont Berichten thm. Because we are a big family and we dont Berichten oder block family we care and Zeigen Liebe for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to Berichten someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
Liebe all around
-Jordan
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big Fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes Du mad oder doesnt agree with your point of view Du just Berichten them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes Du mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont Berichten thm. Because we are a big family and we dont Berichten oder block family we care and Zeigen Liebe for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to Berichten someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
Liebe all around
-Jordan
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do Du want?" "I'm calling to Berichten my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank Du very much for the call, sir." The Weiter day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"