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posted by karpach_14
Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone Du love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard oder hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as Du open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 Minuten oder so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring oder your nails on the blackboard Weiter time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. Weiter konzert Du go to, yell out "Mmmbop!" between every song.

7. Whenever someone asks Du a question, say, "What?" As soon as they start to talk again, cut them off with another, "What?"

8. When someone asks to borrow paper, say, "Do Du think paper grows on trees?" Then laugh hysterically.

9. Give yourself a really big milch mustache at the breakfast tabelle and refuse to wipe it off.

10. Send emails to your Friends with subjects reading, "You're never going to believe this!!!" Then leave the message part blank.

11. Tell the same joke over and over and laugh as loud as Du can at the punchline every single time.

12. Ask someone to borrow a tissue, pretend to blow your nose and stick it back in their pocket.

13. Put garlic powder inside the showerhead in the bathroom (after Du take a shower, of course).

14. Anytime someone says something, respond, "Yeah, so's your mom."

15. Leave smelly socks on your brother's pillow; blame it on the dog.

16. Tell your friend's crush that she wants to marry him.

17. Break into your Favorit celeb's house and try their clothes on. Wait patiently to be arrested.

18. Fill your mouth with Saltines, then talk to everyone at the table.

19. When someone speaks to you, flinch like they're going to hit you.

20. Pretend your Call Waiting beeps every two Minuten while you're on the phone. Keep checking it.

21. Put grapes inside your mom's Favorit slippers.

22. Go to McDonald's and order lobster. After they explain that they don't serve lobster, storm out, shouting, "I should've gone to Wendy's!"

23. Approach a total stranger and ask, "Are my ears wiggling?" making no attempt to wiggle them. As soon as the person walks away, ask, "How about now?"

24. Whistle the pesky Chipmunks' Weihnachten song all day. Don't stop until it's stuck in five people's heads.

25. Tell a friend that she has something on her face when she doesn't. Keep telling her to wipe harder.

26. When Du go to pick someone up, lean on the horn as Du pull into their driveway. Don't stop until they're in the car.

27. When your brother oder sister's dates are over, break out baby pics of them "going potty".

28. Lock the passenger side car door when your friend is trying to get in. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Then unlock it and lock it again when they try to open it. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Repeat.

29. When the lights go out at the movies, make barfing noises.

30. Sing the wrong words to songs at the school dance.

31. Point your fingers at a friend in the shape of a gun, make a clicking sound, and say, "Take it sleazy!"

32. Request no MSG on your food-- everywhere Du go.

33. While on vacation with your family, suddenly scream, "Did anyone remember to unplug the iron?"

34. At a party, keep telling one of your Friends she has bad breath. No matter how many mints she eats, say, "God, did Du eat tuna for lunch?"

35. When anyone says, "Can I ask Du a question?" say, "You just did."

36. In class, keep telling your bud that her bra strap is showing.

37. Make up a joke that takes 10 Minuten to tell and has no punchline.

38. When answering the phone, say, "Yellow?"

39. Go to a store, buy a bunch of things, and pay for them with pennies.

40. While driving in your friend's car, insist that Du smell dog poop. Enjoy as she sniffs around.

41. Give the person walking in front of Du a flat tire. Apologize profusely. Then do it again.

42. Weiter party, go into the bathroom, steal all of the toilet paper, and listen for the cries of terror.

43. In the cafeteria, pretend Du dropped something and bend down to get it. While under the table, tie your friend's shoelace to her chair. Then ask her to go get Du a napkin.

44. Keep asking everyone at the bus stop, "Cold enough for ya?"

45. Tell a friend you'll tape Buffy for her, and purposefully stop taping 10 Minuten from the end.

46. Go to the bibliothek and play your Walkman loud enough so that everyone can hear your headphones. Stay there for the entire day.

47. While someone's taking a shower, steal their towel.

48. Spend an entire Tag speaking with a really fake British accent.

49. When you're in the passenger sitz and the driver changes lanes, scream, "Watch out for that truck!"

50. Blow kisses at everyone Du meet at the mall.
posted by SymmaGirl2
Coffee can reduce the risk of skin cancer.
Ancient Rome is now a micronation
No matter what your language teacher tells you, short sentences are important in Schreiben and are not mistakes oder bad.
Sealand now has eight official citizens
Ice cream is Italian food
Fortune kekse, cookies are Japanese, not Chinese
Hatsune Miku was NOT the first Vocaloid, Leon and Lola were
Thunder is a natural sonic boom
The speed of sound is 330 miles per second
Infrared light was first used in WWII
Schrödinger's Cat is a physics paradox
Weak force is a billion trillion trillion times stronger than gravity
People are actually obsessed...
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posted by littleangel0520
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'It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only Von preparing for war'
- John f. Kennedy
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'Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety - nine percent perspiration'
- Thomas Edison
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'Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools'
- Napolean Bonaparte
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'The child is father of man'
- William Wordsworth
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The government of people, Von the people, for the people shall...
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1. When a twilight Fan says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all Fragen about twilight that Du can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book Berichten on the most boring Bücher of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that Du hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible Autor and her Bücher make want to poke...
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posted by energizerbunny
5. Avril Lavigne

Not a Fan but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.

4. Sophia Bush

She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.

3. Kaya Scodelario

Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!

2. Katie Cassidy

This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.

1. Megan Fox

Not a Fan but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!


Some people are just lucky I guess. <33
1.eat like 10 candys oder something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball oder swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
"Hey guess what?" Lauren, my best friend, sagte as we sat in the computer room of my house, looking at Katy Perry Musik videos. I looked over and answered, "What?". She pulled out a small card with a "BK" watermark on it.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford mustang Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time Favorit fast Essen restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out oder dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!"...
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posted by ilovetowrite
How do Du find motivation to exercise when Du just don’t feel like getting off your butt? I ask myself this Frage every now and then, and I have the feeling I’m not the only one.

A few weeks ago, I wrote 4 Simple Steps to Start the Exercise Habit… and the fourth and final step was to add motivation as needed until the habit sticks. This post is to help Du with that fourth step.

There are a million ways to motivate yourself to exercise, actually, but these are a few that have worked for me. And trust me, I’ve had days when I’ve struggled with exercise. Most recently, the things...
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posted by jbiebs4evajb17
1... ask Ur teacher if u can sharpen your pen(and Zeigen your pen to them)
2... when taking attendance say here for every one.
3... when taking attendance.. tell the teacher that they sagte your name wrong and say ur name different every time.
4.. raise your hand to ask a Frage and say some thing Zufällig like.. i like cheese... oder carrots are pink... oder say something obvious,,etc,,
5... raise your hand when the teacher calls Ur name say what then they say u had Ur hand up and u say no i didn't..
6... ask your teacher if u can have a bath room pass when they give it to u say never mind im all better...
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posted by katetekiku
1.Buy a kids meal, and play with the toy Du get on the middle of the floor.

2.Fill a socke with pennies, and then demand all of the Essen using the money in the sock.

3.Run through the waiting lines.

4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.

5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"

6.Give a burnt french fry to a Zufällig person across the room.

7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos oder baked beans.

8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.

9.Chew as loud as Du can so everyone can hear.

10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little lamm at the oben, nach oben of your lungs.

11.Eat another person's Essen when they aren't looking.

12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about Zufällig things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!

13.Rap your meal at the counter.
posted by -Wednesday-
u wudnt know if there was brot on yer head now wud u if u ask why u wudnt know if there is brot on yer head its cuz it is floating above yer head and u cant see it if the brot is on yer head which u wudnt know at less i told u and if u wud like to get it off dont try to get it off and oder eat the brot that is on yer head cuz if u do u will die and to get the brot off of yer head u must go to the bottom of a pool and ask the master of crayons to remove the brot that is on yer head so u can on living without brot on yer head.....if u servived under water that long which i rly doubt u did so wen u die the brot that was once above yer head with haunt yer grave and float above yer grave like the magic floating brot it is so if i tell u that there is brot on yer head i suggest not to do anything cuz it ont even bother u at less u try to remove it yerself only the master of crayons can so just dont do anything and go on living life with a loaf of brot on yer head
One day, I was walking on the sidewalk on Walden Lane. It was 5:00 in the morning in Lakeland, Florida, and the sun was just coming up. I was whistling "Celebrate Good Times" while dancing a jig. All of a sudden, A guy zoomed down the sidewalk on his bike with his arm out, and smacked me in the face. I fell to the ground from the impact, my face throbbing.
"Watch where your going, jerk!" I yelled, clambering up and waving my fist at him. He turned, laughing at me, but then he peddled into the road and a semi truck zoomed past, almost hitting the guy. I gasped, thinking that he had been hit....
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 The kabine
The Cabin
kabine for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Eleven: James
    
    “She’s what?” Tori screamed, in horror. Dr. Haffer looked at her again, “She’s about 2 months pregnant.” Tori gagged. I was horrified. I looked at my hands. “She’s pregnant?” I asked. Tori was in tears again. “No, this can’t be. We…” I thought back to 2 months ago. It was that party Damian had thrown. Chelsea and I had been in love. I sighed. It was no use. She was pregnant. I bit my lip and walked out the door. I couldn’t deal with this. I would go back to the house,...
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posted by ilovetech29
1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a baum and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan...
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posted by yukikiyruu
Sleeping Beauty: Perfect for the sleepyheads.
Dolly Wholly: This name is perfect for the well-dressed girl.
Honey Bunny: Ideal for your playful girlfriend.
Cutsie Wootsie: This cute name is excellent to say when Du are pinching her cheeks with both hands.
Pretty Eyes: If your girlfriend has crystal-clear, beautiful eyes, then Du may call her Von this cute name.
Princess: It is a perfect name for your girlfriend, if she has that little girl spirit.
Pumpkin: This name can be used for casual moments.
Doll Face: This name is perfect for a girl with a cute face.
Beautiful: It is a simple but effective...
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hi, i'm kairi. i felt bored and just decided to give up my acquired knowledge for those of Du who need a little help with being Mehr beliebt on fanpop/ are bored and just feel like Lesen something.

1. consider something someone might want to take part in. some of the most beliebt Antwort have to do with games oder something of the sort. this is because they sound interesting to a fan, so they'll click it.

2. ask the Fans about themself. people like talking about themselves and sharing interesting stories, it's human nature.

3. think about what you're asking. think about the subject's popularity....
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EF PEPLE CONTNUU 2 WRIT LYK DIS I WILL ART FLIPIN OUT!
Translation: If people continue to write like this I will start flipping out!

....Now there's two points alone in that sentence and those points were horrible spelling and the constant abuse of the Auszeichnungen lock. Most people continue doing these two things to get on everyone's nerves. I can understand that some people Schreiben this way if he/she had dyslexia oder someone learning to speak English and hasn't quite grasped it yet oder if you're texting someone on your phone(that can be a real pain), but there's absolutely no excuse for the rest of us...
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1. Always have kindness with you. If Du have no kindness, then you're no better than anyone else.

2. Always listen to what your Friends have to explain. If they have a proublem and need to explain it to you, stop what you're doing and listen to them carefully.

3. Be respectfull. Using respect will let the person know who Du are oder what they think Du are.

4. Never curse at your friends. It will lead to arguments, breakouts, and maybe even sleepless nights oder bad days.

5. Always lend a hand. If you're Friends are having a prouble, feel free to lend a hand for them. But remeber to ask them if...
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posted by spunkyonyx
Agapanthus africanus
Family: Amaryllidaceae
Common names: ~Lily of the Nile~ ~Blue African Lily ~ ~African Lily~

Agapanthus originates from South Africa. The scientific name refers to the Greek word ~agape~ for ~love~ and ~anthos~ for ~ flower.~

The lily-like florets clustered on a long, thick leafless stem are available year-round in purple and white.
Agapanthus is sensitive to the presence of ethylene gas. This blume should be kept away from naturally occurring gas, i.e. ripening fruit.

Agave americana L.
Family: Agavaceae
Common Names: ~Century Plant ~ ~West Indian Daggerlog ~ ~Rattlesnake-master~...
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posted by invadercalliope
I HOPE Du ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!

do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!

we need your help!

grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!


Du can lead the way!

hey! hey!

do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!

swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)

it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
posted by BeautysOverated
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:)
1.    Run to the oben, nach oben of the Eiffel Tower
2.    Eat snails in France
3.    Go to Hollywood
4.    Climb the Statue of Liberty
5.    Gamble in Vegas
6.    Attend a major sporting event
7.    Attempt to catch the ball at the Superbowl
8.    Drive across America –> coast to coast
9.    Go to the pyramids in Egypt
10.    Ride a kamel in the desert
11.    Climb Uluru
12.    Spend...
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