Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone Du love? Here are a few suggestions.
1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard oder hardly working?"
2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as Du open your mouth.
3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.
4. Every 30 Minuten oder so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.
5. Scrape your ring oder your nails on the blackboard Weiter time you're asked to do a problem at the board.
6. Weiter konzert Du go to, yell out "Mmmbop!" between every song.
7. Whenever someone asks Du a question, say, "What?" As soon as they start to talk again, cut them off with another, "What?"
8. When someone asks to borrow paper, say, "Do Du think paper grows on trees?" Then laugh hysterically.
9. Give yourself a really big milch mustache at the breakfast tabelle and refuse to wipe it off.
10. Send emails to your Friends with subjects reading, "You're never going to believe this!!!" Then leave the message part blank.
11. Tell the same joke over and over and laugh as loud as Du can at the punchline every single time.
12. Ask someone to borrow a tissue, pretend to blow your nose and stick it back in their pocket.
13. Put garlic powder inside the showerhead in the bathroom (after Du take a shower, of course).
14. Anytime someone says something, respond, "Yeah, so's your mom."
15. Leave smelly socks on your brother's pillow; blame it on the dog.
16. Tell your friend's crush that she wants to marry him.
17. Break into your Favorit celeb's house and try their clothes on. Wait patiently to be arrested.
18. Fill your mouth with Saltines, then talk to everyone at the table.
19. When someone speaks to you, flinch like they're going to hit you.
20. Pretend your Call Waiting beeps every two Minuten while you're on the phone. Keep checking it.
21. Put grapes inside your mom's Favorit slippers.
22. Go to McDonald's and order lobster. After they explain that they don't serve lobster, storm out, shouting, "I should've gone to Wendy's!"
23. Approach a total stranger and ask, "Are my ears wiggling?" making no attempt to wiggle them. As soon as the person walks away, ask, "How about now?"
24. Whistle the pesky Chipmunks' Weihnachten song all day. Don't stop until it's stuck in five people's heads.
25. Tell a friend that she has something on her face when she doesn't. Keep telling her to wipe harder.
26. When Du go to pick someone up, lean on the horn as Du pull into their driveway. Don't stop until they're in the car.
27. When your brother oder sister's dates are over, break out baby pics of them "going potty".
28. Lock the passenger side car door when your friend is trying to get in. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Then unlock it and lock it again when they try to open it. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Repeat.
29. When the lights go out at the movies, make barfing noises.
30. Sing the wrong words to songs at the school dance.
31. Point your fingers at a friend in the shape of a gun, make a clicking sound, and say, "Take it sleazy!"
32. Request no MSG on your food-- everywhere Du go.
33. While on vacation with your family, suddenly scream, "Did anyone remember to unplug the iron?"
34. At a party, keep telling one of your Friends she has bad breath. No matter how many mints she eats, say, "God, did Du eat tuna for lunch?"
35. When anyone says, "Can I ask Du a question?" say, "You just did."
36. In class, keep telling your bud that her bra strap is showing.
37. Make up a joke that takes 10 Minuten to tell and has no punchline.
38. When answering the phone, say, "Yellow?"
39. Go to a store, buy a bunch of things, and pay for them with pennies.
40. While driving in your friend's car, insist that Du smell dog poop. Enjoy as she sniffs around.
41. Give the person walking in front of Du a flat tire. Apologize profusely. Then do it again.
42. Weiter party, go into the bathroom, steal all of the toilet paper, and listen for the cries of terror.
43. In the cafeteria, pretend Du dropped something and bend down to get it. While under the table, tie your friend's shoelace to her chair. Then ask her to go get Du a napkin.
44. Keep asking everyone at the bus stop, "Cold enough for ya?"
45. Tell a friend you'll tape Buffy for her, and purposefully stop taping 10 Minuten from the end.
46. Go to the bibliothek and play your Walkman loud enough so that everyone can hear your headphones. Stay there for the entire day.
47. While someone's taking a shower, steal their towel.
48. Spend an entire Tag speaking with a really fake British accent.
49. When you're in the passenger sitz and the driver changes lanes, scream, "Watch out for that truck!"
50. Blow kisses at everyone Du meet at the mall.
1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard oder hardly working?"
2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as Du open your mouth.
3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.
4. Every 30 Minuten oder so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.
5. Scrape your ring oder your nails on the blackboard Weiter time you're asked to do a problem at the board.
6. Weiter konzert Du go to, yell out "Mmmbop!" between every song.
7. Whenever someone asks Du a question, say, "What?" As soon as they start to talk again, cut them off with another, "What?"
8. When someone asks to borrow paper, say, "Do Du think paper grows on trees?" Then laugh hysterically.
9. Give yourself a really big milch mustache at the breakfast tabelle and refuse to wipe it off.
10. Send emails to your Friends with subjects reading, "You're never going to believe this!!!" Then leave the message part blank.
11. Tell the same joke over and over and laugh as loud as Du can at the punchline every single time.
12. Ask someone to borrow a tissue, pretend to blow your nose and stick it back in their pocket.
13. Put garlic powder inside the showerhead in the bathroom (after Du take a shower, of course).
14. Anytime someone says something, respond, "Yeah, so's your mom."
15. Leave smelly socks on your brother's pillow; blame it on the dog.
16. Tell your friend's crush that she wants to marry him.
17. Break into your Favorit celeb's house and try their clothes on. Wait patiently to be arrested.
18. Fill your mouth with Saltines, then talk to everyone at the table.
19. When someone speaks to you, flinch like they're going to hit you.
20. Pretend your Call Waiting beeps every two Minuten while you're on the phone. Keep checking it.
21. Put grapes inside your mom's Favorit slippers.
22. Go to McDonald's and order lobster. After they explain that they don't serve lobster, storm out, shouting, "I should've gone to Wendy's!"
23. Approach a total stranger and ask, "Are my ears wiggling?" making no attempt to wiggle them. As soon as the person walks away, ask, "How about now?"
24. Whistle the pesky Chipmunks' Weihnachten song all day. Don't stop until it's stuck in five people's heads.
25. Tell a friend that she has something on her face when she doesn't. Keep telling her to wipe harder.
26. When Du go to pick someone up, lean on the horn as Du pull into their driveway. Don't stop until they're in the car.
27. When your brother oder sister's dates are over, break out baby pics of them "going potty".
28. Lock the passenger side car door when your friend is trying to get in. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Then unlock it and lock it again when they try to open it. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Repeat.
29. When the lights go out at the movies, make barfing noises.
30. Sing the wrong words to songs at the school dance.
31. Point your fingers at a friend in the shape of a gun, make a clicking sound, and say, "Take it sleazy!"
32. Request no MSG on your food-- everywhere Du go.
33. While on vacation with your family, suddenly scream, "Did anyone remember to unplug the iron?"
34. At a party, keep telling one of your Friends she has bad breath. No matter how many mints she eats, say, "God, did Du eat tuna for lunch?"
35. When anyone says, "Can I ask Du a question?" say, "You just did."
36. In class, keep telling your bud that her bra strap is showing.
37. Make up a joke that takes 10 Minuten to tell and has no punchline.
38. When answering the phone, say, "Yellow?"
39. Go to a store, buy a bunch of things, and pay for them with pennies.
40. While driving in your friend's car, insist that Du smell dog poop. Enjoy as she sniffs around.
41. Give the person walking in front of Du a flat tire. Apologize profusely. Then do it again.
42. Weiter party, go into the bathroom, steal all of the toilet paper, and listen for the cries of terror.
43. In the cafeteria, pretend Du dropped something and bend down to get it. While under the table, tie your friend's shoelace to her chair. Then ask her to go get Du a napkin.
44. Keep asking everyone at the bus stop, "Cold enough for ya?"
45. Tell a friend you'll tape Buffy for her, and purposefully stop taping 10 Minuten from the end.
46. Go to the bibliothek and play your Walkman loud enough so that everyone can hear your headphones. Stay there for the entire day.
47. While someone's taking a shower, steal their towel.
48. Spend an entire Tag speaking with a really fake British accent.
49. When you're in the passenger sitz and the driver changes lanes, scream, "Watch out for that truck!"
50. Blow kisses at everyone Du meet at the mall.
Something Beautiful
I was in a restless mood.
I tried to read and ended up with Bücher scattered all over the floor.
I tried listening to Musik but all the words sounded out of tune.
I tried to write but ended up staring at a blank page for ten minutes.
So I decided to create something beautiful.
I wrote a song, drew a picture, and made a frame for it.
I took a photo, made a vase, and arranged some flowers.
I drew a tattoo on my hand, made a tower out of everything, climbed on my roof and did a dance.
But no matter how hard I try the most beautiful thing I ever created will always be you.
I was in a restless mood.
I tried to read and ended up with Bücher scattered all over the floor.
I tried listening to Musik but all the words sounded out of tune.
I tried to write but ended up staring at a blank page for ten minutes.
So I decided to create something beautiful.
I wrote a song, drew a picture, and made a frame for it.
I took a photo, made a vase, and arranged some flowers.
I drew a tattoo on my hand, made a tower out of everything, climbed on my roof and did a dance.
But no matter how hard I try the most beautiful thing I ever created will always be you.
It's best if Du say your opinion
Xbox 360 oder ps3? (Xbox)
Twilight oder Harry Potter? (duh Harry Potter)
Is metal good music? (Of course it is!)
What do Du think of Justin Beiber? oder One Direction? or... um... The Jonas Brothers? (They all suck)
Nintendo oder Sega? (Niiiinnteendooo)
Should gays have rights? (NEVER!)
Should cannabis be legalized? (No Doubt)
Should America have better gun control? (yes)
Should Tiere have rights? (yep)
Halo oder COD? (Halo)
Is pokemon childish? (no)
Facebook oder twitter? (Facebook)
AND NOW THE ULTIMATE WAY TO START ARGUMENTS ONLINE:
star, sterne wars oder trek which is better? (STAR WARS!)
Xbox 360 oder ps3? (Xbox)
Twilight oder Harry Potter? (duh Harry Potter)
Is metal good music? (Of course it is!)
What do Du think of Justin Beiber? oder One Direction? or... um... The Jonas Brothers? (They all suck)
Nintendo oder Sega? (Niiiinnteendooo)
Should gays have rights? (NEVER!)
Should cannabis be legalized? (No Doubt)
Should America have better gun control? (yes)
Should Tiere have rights? (yep)
Halo oder COD? (Halo)
Is pokemon childish? (no)
Facebook oder twitter? (Facebook)
AND NOW THE ULTIMATE WAY TO START ARGUMENTS ONLINE:
star, sterne wars oder trek which is better? (STAR WARS!)
My fuckin Little pony be a funky-ass brand of plastic ponies produced since 1983 Von tha toy manufacturer Hasbro. Marketed primarily ta hoes, tha ponies feature colorful bodies n' manes n' a unique symbol on one and both sidez of they flanks, referred ta up in tha two most Kürzlich generations as "cutie marks". My fuckin lil pony was again revamped up in tha mid-2000z wit freshly smoked up n' mo' modern looks ta appeal ta a whole freshly smoked up market.
Followin tha original gangsta My fuckin Pretty pony toy, introduced up in 1981, My fuckin Little pony was launched up in 1983 n' tha line became ghettofab durin tha 1980s. Da original gangsta toy line ran from 1983 ta 1995 (1992 up in tha US), n' inspired animated specials, a animated feature length film n' three animated televizzle series.
Da toy line had a lata release up in Japan, Von Takara up in tha '80s durin Generation 1, n' Von Takara Tomy up in 2006 fo' a period of time.
Followin tha original gangsta My fuckin Pretty pony toy, introduced up in 1981, My fuckin Little pony was launched up in 1983 n' tha line became ghettofab durin tha 1980s. Da original gangsta toy line ran from 1983 ta 1995 (1992 up in tha US), n' inspired animated specials, a animated feature length film n' three animated televizzle series.
Da toy line had a lata release up in Japan, Von Takara up in tha '80s durin Generation 1, n' Von Takara Tomy up in 2006 fo' a period of time.
A blinding flash of white light
Lit up the sky over Gaza tonight
People running for cover
Not knowing whether they're dead oder alive
They came with their tanks and their planes
With ravaging fiery flames
And nothing remains
Just a voice rising up in the smoky haze
We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
Du can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight
Women and children alike
Murdered and massacred night after night
While the so-called leaders of countries afar
Debated on who's wrong oder right
But their powerless words were in vain
And the bombs fell down like acid rain
But through the tears and the blood and the pain
Du can still hear that voice through the smoky haze
We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
Du can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight
Lit up the sky over Gaza tonight
People running for cover
Not knowing whether they're dead oder alive
They came with their tanks and their planes
With ravaging fiery flames
And nothing remains
Just a voice rising up in the smoky haze
We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
Du can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight
Women and children alike
Murdered and massacred night after night
While the so-called leaders of countries afar
Debated on who's wrong oder right
But their powerless words were in vain
And the bombs fell down like acid rain
But through the tears and the blood and the pain
Du can still hear that voice through the smoky haze
We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
Du can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight
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Once
Was
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