Die Pinguine aus Madagascar Article: pinguin Bloopers: Kowalski

posted by peacebaby7

Last scene of It's About Time: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Eventually it will schlucken the whole universe!"

Rico: *gets angry & throws chronotron into black hole*

*black hole closes*

Kowalski: "But...but that shouldn't have worked, it breaks all...it breaks all...uh, LINE PLEASE!"

Last scene of It's About Time: Take 2

*black hole closes*

Kowalski: "But...but that shouldn't have worked, it breaks all known rules of the universe!"

Skipper: "That's why we call Rico a maverick. He makes his own rules."

Rico: "K-k...Yea!"

Kowalski: "But...But...The uni...uni...ACHOO! Aw, crud."

Last scene of It's About Time: Take 3

Skipper: "That's why we call Rico a maverick. He makes his own rules."

Rico: "K-k...Yea!"

Kowalski: "But...But...The universe!"

Skipper: "Problem solved. Now go--"

*--Kowalski's cell phone rings*

Kowalski: *sigh* "Hello?...AW MA! I'M WORKING HERE!"

Last scene of It's About Time: Take 4

Kowalski: "But...But...The uniflerse! *sigh* I hate the universe."

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carsfan LOL! The cell phone one... HILARIOUS! XD

mostar1219 ^ agreed

cattoy10 ^^ *Nods head in agreement* ^

peacebaby7 Hahaha thanks guys. XD

LoveCartoons25 Kowalski have mom! Cool! That was funniest what you writed! And Kowalski can't say " universe "? Smart guy? XD

I Liebe this Penguins!!!!!!

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I Liebe this Penguins!!!!!!

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The chamber of death.....chapter 1....

posted by spmana123

It was just like any other day....skipper had the other three and himself stand outside of their lair....the three were confused on why they were there...

Skipper:alright men....we need to be stronger...that's why we all our gonna train seperate in different spots...train Von ourselves...you may never know if blowhole oder Hans oder anyone might strike...

Private: Von ourselves though....?

Skipper gave him a glare and a serious look..

Skipper:yes private... Von yourself! Du need to learn to defend yourself Von yourself!

Private: yes sir....

Skipper: alright men! Go find a spot and train yourself! Meet back...

Tortured.....chapter 4

posted by spmana123

Silence....that's all I could hear in that tiny room. The smell was overwhelming, probably because of Rico's corpse, I could tell that we were all losing it, I couldn't tell how long Kowalski was going to last anymore.

Private: skipper....I miss Rico...

I looked over at private to try and comfort him, but I could tell between his reared eyes, that he wanted to get out of here, away from it all.

Skipper:I know Du do private, we all do....but there's nothing we can do to bring him back

Huh.....it's funny.....I'll never see Rico again...never see his crazy ideas when we go on a mission, never to...

Skipper's Family - Chpt.1 - Family Get-Togethers.

posted by Random-Partier

It was a brigh and sunny Tag at the CPZ, all the zoo residents were still asleep. All except for Team Penguin. Team pinguin consists of 4 trained pinguin commandos...
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Skipper, leader of the group and Sekunde shortest in height. Description: Flat head, sapphire blue eyes, wide orange beak, orange webbed toes, night black back, flippers, oben, nach oben of head and upper tail feathers and white feathers everywhere else. He's stubborn, stern, fierce but is also kind, caring and protective.

Next there's Kowaski, the lieutenant (A/N: Does anyone know how to pronounce lieutenant?)...

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Celeste Chapter 13

posted by legendary7

The penguins were far on their way. The morning turned to a sweltering afternoon. Later, that shifted to a chilling night. The waves rocked mellowly.
Private glided through the water with Celeste on his left and Skipper on his right. Everything felt right. Even though the water was freezing due to nightfall, none of them were the least bit cold. They all had swam through much worse.
As time passed on, they weren't even close to the destination they had hoped for. All of them, began to tire sooner oder later.The energy to keep going was scarce in all of them. The sky above the ocean was pitch...

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Celeste Chapter 12

posted by legendary7

"Good morning, Skippah!" Private greeted, cheerfully. As he waddled up the beach, Celeste trudged behind him. Her light petite feet were suprisingly clumsy in the chilling morning sand.
"Good morning, Private." Skipper smiled. He breathed a sigh, and looked farther down the beach.
His eyes met Celeste's. They were dark-almost black. She kept them hidden with her low-hung-head. "Good morning, Celeste." He offered a polite smile.
She tilted her head up. At first, she was confused. Her eyes focused on Skipper who nervously waved. "Wait, he was talking to me? He did say my name. What do I do? Just...

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Celeste Chapter 11

posted by legendary7

"There's something else Du should probably see." Celeste sighed. Great, there's more! Just when Private thought it was hard, it had a chance of being worse. Truly, Private didn't want to ask his Weiter question. Once again he would have to.
"What is it?" Private asked in a whisper. "Is it about your powers?"
She nodded. "It has something to do with them. In order to Zeigen Du it, I need to use them." Private buried his face into her feathers, as he fluffed them with his fins gently. "Also, Du need to remember that none of this I'm going to Zeigen Du is real." She breathed.
"But then how are you-"...

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Celeste Chapter 6

posted by legendary7

On the lead of Skipper, the penguins jumped out of their bunks. The screams contuined. "Skippah, help!" Private yelled. Skipper landed on his feet. The penguins got ready to face a monster, but what they were really going up against seemed to be a helpless little girl.
They leaped in front of the door. Skipper kicked the door aside. Each entered, searching for a threat on all sides. The only penguins in there were Celeste and Private. "I knew it!" Skipper thought.
"What happened here?!" Skipper yelled, shaking the lab.
"It's her leg!" Private cried pointing to Celeste, who had her flippers wrapped...

Ending (fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "Leave Out All The Rest")

posted by mostar1219

Dream

It was a quiet Tag in the HQ. It might've even seemed too quiet for some and that "some" wasn't Skipper. To Kowalski, something didn't seem right.
He left the HQ for a while and looked around the zoo and everyone was present in the zoo. All except for one: Monique. He double checked the zoo, he even triple checked. She didn't say anything about leaving and she's talked to Kowalski about a lot.
What was also amazing was that no one else seemed to notice her disappearance except for him. Not even Skipper, and he always his parttime blood shot, highly trained eyes on everything. Kowalski had...

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Burnt Distance (humanized fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "Crawling Back to You")

posted by mostar1219

Bridge

They were on different sides while it was burning. Both unable to see the other's face, they had tears slowly crawling out of their eyes, not just from the destruction of the bridge, but from the fact that there's no way they can be back together again.

The Distance
Kowalski's busy in his room Schreiben on his clipboard and although he felt tired, he couldn't take a nap. Everytime he closed his eyes, all he could see is Monique sitting Weiter to him and turning her head to see him. The bad thing about it is that it reminds him that she's no longer with him. He finished his Schreiben on his clipboard,...

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Celeste Chapter 4

posted by legendary7

Note: I was listening to this one song and I thought the lyrics totally fit this story. Not so much as a song but a poem. I have a few of the words. And no I did NOT copy off some one's idea to make a story based off this song. I was Schreiben the story before I listened to it. It just fits. I hope Du like it!

"There's a place that I know
It's not pretty there and few have ever
Gone.
If I Zeigen it to Du now
Will it make Du run away
oder will Du stay
Even if it hurts?
Even if I push Du out
Will Du return?
And remind me who I really am.
Please remind me who I really am.
Everbody's got a dark...

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Celeste Chapter 3

posted by legendary7

Private's Frage stung. It seemed as if she hadn't anticipated him asking. She closed her eyes and reminisced painfully. A bitter taste formed in her beak. It was like she could feel the cold hands grasping her again.
"Scientists," She answered simply, covering up her past.
"What intentions would they have in caging up a pinguin in a lab for years?" Private wondered naïvely. Skipper elbowed Kowalski in the ribs.
"Uh… I'll explain later, Private." Kowalski said.
"No, it's fine. Du see, there are some scientists. Evil scientists, who test chemicals out on animals. Sometimes, like in my case,...

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Celeste Chapter 2

posted by legendary7

As soon as the reached their humble habitat, they entered the lab. Kowalski and Rico were still transporting the creature. She was only about Private's size and age and as thin as paper, but as heavy as Skipper.
"Private, if Du could roll this examing tabelle to us I'd greatly appreciate it. Rico, we're going to lift her up on three." Kowalski strained as they struggled under the weight of the little penguin.
The chubby pinguin pushed the tabelle in front of his friends.
"Three ... two ........ one!" Kowalski ordered.
The two strong penguins managed to put her soundly on the tabelle without awakening...

The story of wolf the pinguin

posted by ricoiswsome

One Tag in the central park zoo a new pinguin arrived in the pinguin habitat with a scar going down his right eye down to his left flipper but he hides a deadly secret. . .
Kowalski: We'll be invading Blowhole's base any questions?
Wolf: We're good.
Later that evening. . .
Kowalski: so did Du leave any one behind in Colorado?
Wolf: No, did you?
Kowalski: yes, Dorris the dolphin
Later
Blowhole: welcome wolf my old friend *evil laugh*
Kowalski: Wait. . . how do Du know Blowhole?
Wolf: We used to be allies but the last time I trusted him he gave me this scar.
Blowhole: Now to unleash my pinguin bomb,...

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Romeo and Juliet Chapter 2

posted by karenkook

"Romeo and Juliet" will now be called "Romeo and Juliet... and Romeo?" Also, I'm Schreiben 3 separate stories on different spots!!! :O Sorta hard for me to be fast.
   Chapter 2
   Julien turned onto his side to see Private standing there looking down at him. "Oh, hello Private." Julien mumbled. "What are Du doing here?"
   "Well, Du seem a bit down in the dumps Mehr than usual." Private replied. Julien responded Von laying on his back and sighed. "Still upset about Marlene?" Private, along with a few Mehr animals, noticed that Julien hasn't been himself since the whole 'Skilene' thing. He...

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Back to december-Popcorn Singen to Kowalski after a fight. and my other characters

posted by Amberpet

pop: Look kowalski i'm sorry....I have somethign to say: ( song starts. )

I'm so glad Du made time to see me
How's life, tell me how's your family
I haven't seen them in a while
You've been good, busier than ever
We small talk, work and the weather
Your guard is up and I know why

'Cause the last time Du saw me
Still burned in the back of your mind
You gave me Rosen and I left them there to die

So this is me swallowing my pride,
Standing in front of Du saying I'm sorry for that night
And I'd go back to December all the time
It turns out freedom ain't nothing but missing Du
Wishing that I'd realized...

no Mehr mr.cuteandcuddly part 3

posted by Marlenelover101

"And then, well let's not say anything about Jonstion." Skipper just finshed telling Marlene that Private was his son. "Wow. Is that why Du personly slap Private?" asked Marlene. "That's clasified, Marlene." anwsered Skipper. "Whats no longer clasifed is my fealings tords you. I Liebe Marlene. Do Du Liebe me?" he asked. "I thought you'd never ask. Let's take this to the Weiter level. Shut-up and KISS me." sagte Marlene. Little
did they know, Skipper's doctor and and assistent
were watching. "I think fate wanted us to see this. Right, Chase?" Chase replied, "Right Amber." The couples embrased, but...

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Eve from Wall-E and Eva from POM Movie

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Source: Internet

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omg sory K

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