Die Pinguine aus Madagascar Article: pinguin Bloopers: Kowalski

posted by peacebaby7

Last scene of It's About Time: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Eventually it will schlucken the whole universe!"

Rico: *gets angry & throws chronotron into black hole*

*black hole closes*

Kowalski: "But...but that shouldn't have worked, it breaks all...it breaks all...uh, LINE PLEASE!"

Last scene of It's About Time: Take 2

*black hole closes*

Kowalski: "But...but that shouldn't have worked, it breaks all known rules of the universe!"

Skipper: "That's why we call Rico a maverick. He makes his own rules."

Rico: "K-k...Yea!"

Kowalski: "But...But...The uni...uni...ACHOO! Aw, crud."

Last scene of It's About Time: Take 3

Skipper: "That's why we call Rico a maverick. He makes his own rules."

Rico: "K-k...Yea!"

Kowalski: "But...But...The universe!"

Skipper: "Problem solved. Now go--"

*--Kowalski's cell phone rings*

Kowalski: *sigh* "Hello?...AW MA! I'M WORKING HERE!"

Last scene of It's About Time: Take 4

Kowalski: "But...But...The uniflerse! *sigh* I hate the universe."

carsfan, KowalSkip9 and 1 other like this

carsfan LOL! The cell phone one... HILARIOUS! XD

mostar1219 ^ agreed

cattoy10 ^^ *Nods head in agreement* ^

peacebaby7 Hahaha thanks guys. XD

LoveCartoons25 Kowalski have mom! Cool! That was funniest what you writed! And Kowalski can't say " universe "? Smart guy? XD

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Go fisch

added by PenguinStyle

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Titel card for King Julien For a Day.

added by hanz1192

Source: King Julien For A Tag

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The Penguins and Lemurs ambush Prof. Quimby

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ratte Fink

added by hanz1192

Source: ratte Fink

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private's kissen

added by hpwolf

Source: PoM epi "driven to the brink"

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Mental Breakdown!!!!

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Right Hand Man

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OMIGOSH A SQUIRREL!!!!!

added by Bluepenguin

Source: The Lost Treasure of the Golden eichhörnchen

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I caught me a Private!

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Truth Ache

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Kowalski imitating the doll

added by eugb

Source: Hello, Dollface

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Duct-taped to a dumpster...not wierd at all...

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Concrete Jungle Survival

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Uhh...What?

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penguins celabrates halloween!

added by Lzk94pzpom

Source: there trick oder treating!

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Fallout: Chapter 1: Early Years

posted by Metallica1147

Author’s Note: I don’t care if Du don’t like the story. Haters gonna hate is what I say. All I ask is that Du don’t flame me for my grammar. I try my best to Bearbeiten as much as I can but I can’t seem to fix all the grammar errors. But I do try. Enjoy the story! :)

Fallout
Chapter 1: Early Years

War... War never changes. Since the dawn of mankind, when our ancestors first discovered the killing power of rock and bone, blood has been spilled in the name of everything:...

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pinguin Bloopers: Kowalski, Doris, and Parker (from The pinguin Who Loved Me)

posted by peacebaby7

Request Von link. Hope Du enjoy. ;D

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Doris's New Beau: Take 1

[KOWALSKI and PARKER are shown walking down a dock]

Kowalski: "She...needs me?"

Parker: "Her very words. sagte you're the smartest guy she's ever met."

Kowalski: *smiles huge* "Ah, always knew Doris would come to her senses someday. It's the casual-" *steps on end of board and the other end smacks him in the face* "Daie!" *falls over*

Director: *sighs* "Can someone please fix that?"

GuyOffSet: "On it!"

Director: "Kowalski, are Du alright?"

Kowalski: *gets to feet and rubs head*...

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Where I Belong Chapter 6: The End

posted by legendary7

Private woke up that morning feeling sluggish. His stomach was moaning like an iriated beast.
S: "Good morning, Private!"
P: "Good morning, Skippah."
S: "You hungry?"
P: "Yes, extremely, actually."
S: "Good! Cause we're going fishing!"
P: "Wait, did Du say we are going fishing?"
S: "You heard me, we are going fishing."
P: "Yay!"
S: "You have to learn sometime. Besides, you've earned it!"

The two taube into the icy water. Little did they know their scent was caught Von two blood-thristy predators. Skipper led Private cautiously towards a colossal school of fish. Skipper motioned to Private to open his...

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Where I Belong Chapter 3: The Diary

posted by legendary7

Skipper woke up late that morning. He waddled to the sleeping Private. A smile came across his face as he stroked Private's head with his gentle flipper. Private opened his eyes sluggishly.
P: "Good morning, Skippah."
S: "Good morning, did Du sleep well last night?"
P: "Yes, I did. Did you?"
S: "Yeah, Du want to see the colony today?"
P: "Okay!"
S: "I'm going to get breakfast. Remember all the rules."
P: "Can I come?"
S: "No, not yet. I don't think you're ready now."
P: "I've fished in the pond at Home before."
S: "Yes, but there aren't those carnivorious beast there."
P: "I can handle it. Believe me....

Against Kowalski (a fanfiction- chapter 1)

posted by burdockburr

The prologue to this is actually called the ultimate fanfiction, oder something like that, but I've changed it's Titel becuase I saw other fanfictions and I didn't want to offend anyone Von sugesting my stories are superier- which they probably are now. Anyway, here's chapter 1.

Ch.1 clues

I stayed with the three remaining penguins that night. Skipper had decided we would Suchen for clues the Weiter morning, with our minds cleared from sleep. Sleep was exactly what I couldn't do though. With my morphing into a penguin, and Kowalski's dissapearance, who knew what would happen next.

I woke up the next...

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A little sneak Vorschau for my (probably) upcoming fanfiction.... ´Broken Soldier´

posted by ladywhiplasher

Private entered the hatch, slowly and cautiously, trying not to make any sound. He didn´t knew what Skipper would do to him if he got caught. Step Von step he made his way down the ladder into an unfamiliar dark HQ. Private looked around and startlet. Their Home had Lost all of its warmth and comfort. It was almost like, no one would live here anymore, it was just deserted.

Slowly he waddled into the middle of the room, Skipper was no where to be seen. The little pinguin shighed in his thoughts. Since they had left the HQ, he hadn´t seen Skipper anymore. That´s the only reason he returned...

Lost in Translation: Funny PoM Episode Titles Translated from German to English

posted by SJF_Penguin2

I was originally only going to post a few of these on the wall, but there were just too many gems not to share them all.

When things are translated form one language to another, suffice it to say that things can often be “lost in translation.” The following is a Liste of 89 “Penguins of Madagascar” episodes which have had their German titles translated into English using Google’s webpage translator. The English name of each episode is placed in parentheses Weiter to each translated title, as it appeared on a German Fernsehen website, though in a few places even those have a few errors...

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Private Catches The "Iron-Head" Flu

posted by Bluepenguin

HQ:
Private: ACHOO! *sniffle*

Private sits tiredly on the table, as Kowalski probes around Private with thermometers, stethoscopes, and a tape measure.

Kowalski: According to my calculations, it seems that Private has become sick with some sort of virus.
Private: Ah.. Ah.. ACHOO!
Kowalski: Eh, and a very sickly one, I might add.
Rico: Eww.
Skipper: Well, nothing a little sleep and some tee can't cure!
Private: But Skipper, I feel like my head weighs a thousand tons! Don't Du have any-
Skipper: Wait, Du sagte your head feels heavy? Do Du happen to be sneezing uncontrollably and feeling faint every...