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Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on straße corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Weiter to Double Scoop*
Tom: Mehr ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Weiter to...

Sterling Marlin, and Jimmy Spencer were enjoying their ride on a Kawasaki motorcycle, but because of Jimmy's weight, the bike kept leaning backwards with the front wheel getting off the ground.

Jimmy: Will Du stop doing a wheelie Sterling?
Sterling: I can't Jimmy! Your body is too heavy!
Linda: *Driving*

Lola: It would appear that everypony is using Route 15 to get out of Darien.
Linda: Yes, but their old fashioned gas guzzlers won't be able to catch our superior machine.

Unfortunately, as they drove their electric Chevronet, they were caught speeding...

It was 10 PM as all the ponies taking part in the Cannonball Run prepared to make their start for the long trip to Los Angeles.

Host: Well let's go over a few things before we begin. As Du probably already know, there are no rules regarding anything. Drive whatever Du want, wherever Du want, and how Du want. The fastest run time is currently held Von a pegasus named regenbogen Dash. And before Du ask, she did not use her wings to transport herself.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Host: She did the run in exactly 25 hours with a Dodge Pegasus Hellcat.

Victor was waiting at his ambulance, still waiting for JJ...

Intro: Am G C Dm C Dm G

C         G
Princess Cadance needs our help
     Am             G
Her magic will not last forever
C     G
I think we can do it
Am
But we need to work together
F          C
We have to get this right
    Am    G     C
Yes we have to make them see
    Dm         F        ...

Discord: This is so much fun!(takes tape out of Nikki's mouth)
Nikki: SCORE!! ARE Du OKAY?!?!
Score: Whatever.
Nikki: Aww come on!!
Discord: Now Nikki, it's time, your turn!
Nikki: *gulp* Du let me go!! Now!
Discord: I'm sorry Nikki, no can do.
Nikki: Grrrrr...(bites discord)
Discord: OW! What the hay!
Nikki: and there's Mehr where that came from!
Discord: Look into my, sugarcube, Du are getting sleepy, are Du hypnotized Von theses secrets that your keeping, nopony keeps a secret nopony keeps a secret....
Nikki: (eyes turn red) let me go-
Discord: Now Nikki, your the element of understanding right?
Nikki:...

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SeanTheHedgehog & Cosmic_Fusions Present

A My Little pony Fan Fiction

Starring Tom Foolery & Nikki West in...

Ring Of Fire

Also Starring Komano from SeanTheHedgehog

STH's Larry Wilcox as Fred Greenley

And introducing SeanTheHedgehog's newest OC, Hunter

Also starring Amethyst star, sterne as Melanie Lockmann
Goldengrape as Edward Calabrese
Comet Tail as Carlos Licciardi
Royal Riff as Benny Mulloch

Based off of the 1961 film of the same title

The song fades away as we focus on a gas station....

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One very famous Rock & Roll player was Jimi Hendrix. He was born in Seattle Washington in 1942, and unfortunately died in 1970. He was right hoofed when it came to playing guitar, but he played a gitarre for ponies that were left hoofed.

Rainbow Dash: Hendrix is awesome! I listen to his songs all the time.

One day, at 6 AM

Applejack: *Sleeping at Sweet apfel, apple Acres*
Rainbow Dash: *At her cloudhouse, not far away from Sweet apfel, apple Acres, and wakes up* Time to celebrate living in the United States of Equestria. *Plays song on radio*

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Applejack: *Wakes up from music* RAINBOW, WILL Du TURN...

Twilight, AppleJack, PinkiPie, Rarity and Fluttershy sit down on ground. Twilight start drawing a star.
Twilight - Where is my black magic book... hmmm... oh here is it...
Twilight start spelling magic worlds... than from star, sterne center rise Alicorn body. He have black mane and gray body. Hes eyes is pure blue. There no Cutie Mark only star.
Alicorn - huh... w-where I am
Fluttershy ICK! is this ... pony of...
Twilight - yes... ummm Myster
Alicorn - hm... hello ponies... oh I scare you?
Fluttershy - y-yes...
Alicron - oh well sorry. My name is... what is my name?... uhh my head...
AppleJack - Du pony of...

Mick & Doug rented a flachbett-, flachbett truck to pull their racecar out of the pool, and then they decided to drive the truck the rest of the way to Connecticut. They were close to the starting point in Darien, when a silver sedan cut them off.

Mick: *Honks the horn as he stops* Whut da hell is dat guy's problem?
Doug: He probably thinks he can cut others off simply cuz he drives one of them foreign cars.
Mick: Yeah, they always drive like assholes.
Donald: *Driving his silver sedan* Eh, I can't believe he almost hit us like that.
Geena: Well, Du did run a stop sign-
Donald: I don't care!! Something's...

Victor was now driving a powerful rennboot, schnellboot, mit dem schnellboot down the Delamare River.

Victor: I'm glad Du took us to Trenton. They make everything, and it gets taken Von everypony else in the world.
JJ: Trenton makes. The world takes. Oh look. Amtrak.
Victor: *Watches a train from Amtrak on a nearby bridge* Too bad we can't drive one of their trains to Los Angeles.
JJ: How about Las Pegasus?
Victor: One day. Right now, we gotta figure out what to drive for that race. If only I could use this.
JJ: Victor?
Victor: Not now. I just wish we could-
JJ: Victor!
Victor: Not now! I wish we could put wheels on this thing, and-...

Victor was now flying a Cessna 172 with JJ sitting Weiter to him in the cockpit.

Victor: It's too bad we can't fly.
JJ: Well, there are a lot of interesting vehicles down there.
Victor: Yeah... Maybe we can get a Canterlot Firebolt.
JJ: Oh, good idea!
Victor: Nah, we'd get sued for ripping off a Burt Reynolds movie.
JJ: But we already are-
Victor: Hold that thought Brett, I wanna land at that intersection, and get us some 12 packs. *Nosedives towards a road*
JJ: VICTOR, WE CAN'T LAND ON A PUBLIC ROAD!!!!!

But JJ's words were ignored, as the grey stallion landed his plane right in the middle of the road....

Canterlot, Neigh Jersey. JJ drove his Flam Focus to a Shop that was jointly owned Von him, and his best friend, Victor. He quickly ran out of his car, and into the shop.

JJ: Hey boss, sorry I'm late. My hamster was about to die, and I had to try, and give him some Mehr food.
Victor: Your hamster?
JJ: Yeah, I showed him to Du last week, remember?
Victor: Yeah, yeah, get that transmission fixed on the Jetta, and then let's get going. We gotta test out a new car for the Cannonball.
JJ: Cannonball...As in...the Cannonball Run?!
Victor: The one and only. We're gonna need a fast car if we're gonna reach...

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It's been ten years since we've seen Sergi, and Apyr. The two stallions are still doing well, succeeding in every race they attend. But they still seem to end up getting in trouble with the law.



It's a beautiful afternoon somewhere in Arizona, with nothing but desert for miles. On one of the vacant highways however, our protagonists are driving very fast in their new car.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A My Little pony Fan fiction

Sergi: *Stops at a speed sign* Hurry before...

I did a crossover of Saten Twist and his crew in GTA.. And than decided to do a sequel, where crazy man, Trevor, follows them back to Ponyville.. And how this is JUST as bad as Du would think..

This also introduces Pita and Maggie.. My first openly GAY characters.. Who are actually badass..

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Saten Twist and Derpy are seen eating subway, and watching a old cowboy movie.

Suddenly Trevor Phillips burst down the door. Demanding his money.

"WHAT THE!?" Saten cried.

"WHERE'S MY MONEY!?" Trevor cried.

"WHAT MONEY!?" Saten cried.

"You owe...

"La dee la dee da!" Pinkie Pie sang as she bounced her happy way through Ponyville one morning.She was so happy to find out what she had in store to do today.She imagined the fun she was going to have with everything she had planned.But,wait a minute,she thought.I DON'T have anything planned today!Pinkie Pie stopped bouncing.To her,this was nothing to be happy about.
Oh!This is terrible!she thought to herself.How could I not have anything planned to do today?I didn't plan a playdate,a party,or anything!Pinkie Pie started to panic when suddenly she looked over and saw Fluttershy in the distance,helping...

"Now, can anyone tell me how a Sonic Rainboom is made? Anyone? Fluttershy. Would Du like to try?"

I snapped back to reality after my beautiful daydream. Looking around, everypony was staring right at me. I hid behind my rosa mane and squeaked.

"C-Could y-you r-repeat th-the q-question, M-Mr. S-Skyhigh?" I mumbled, my voice barely audible than usual.

"How is a Sonic Rainboom made?"

I paused for a moment. I was about to answer his Frage until I heard a, "Ooh! Me! Me!"

A few desks behind me was regenbogen Dash, the most beliebt filly in Junior Speedster Flight Camp. She was waving her hoof around...