Disney-Prinzessin Article: What bugs me about the Princesses

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posted by DreamyGal

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Yes, Du read it correctly...I'm Schreiben what I DO NOT like about them...I thought it would be a refreshing change of pace from all the other Artikel I have written in the past couple of months. These aren't in any particular order...I just numbered them chronologically. Here we go...

**if Du are easily offended, Du might want to stop Lesen right here...ok, no turning back now...

Snow White

Someday her puberty will come...

The voice....oh poor Snow White. I wish Du would have hit puberty at some point during your movie so your voice wouldn't come across so irritating. Not like Jessica Rabbits voice Von any means, but Du get my drift. And Du pretty much waltz into a strangers house, clean it, and rearrange everything without their approval; that takes balls.

Cinderella

So this? Is love? Hmm mmm??

This one is a tough one, with her being my Favorit Princess and all. Oh Cinderella...it irritates the shit out of me that Du put up with those three bitches. If it were me, I would have poisoned them LONG ago, and even though I am a huge animal lover I probably would've snuck some antifreeze in Lucifer's milch as well...evil damn cat. I don't blame Du for up and marrying the Prince without even knowing him...sheesh...how else were Du to escape that hell hole? But I just wish, for you, that he wasn't such a major douche bag.

Aurora

I know you...you lurked with me once upon a dream...

Oh Aurora...you are so irritatingly perfect! Don't worry about listening to your three "Aunts" about talking to strangers...puh...what do THEY know? They can't even cook oder clean the cottage. So, just walk around the forest, Singen at the oben, nach oben of your lungs as if Du are Singen in an opera house, and maybe, JUST maybe, and stranger lurking nearby will hear you, and Du two can break into song and dance with each other.

Ariel

Up where they walk, up where they run, up where they stay all Tag in the sun with global warming...

When I hear the term "rebellious teenager" I immediately think of Du Ariel. When someone tells Du to go left, Du go right. Du want everything that Du can't have...like legs. So Du go behind your Fathers back, put your life on the line all for some BOY Du only saw once? Thats just freaking nuts if Du ask me...but, I am bitter and guarded from being hurt Von guys, so this should not come as a shock. I just can't really relate to her and this decision. I believe in going after your dreams and achieving them, yes...but she didn't even know him! It is romantic in a way, but in real life it's just plain stupid and potentially dangerous...but it IS just a movie, so I'm going to calm down and take a xanax now.

Belle

I want adventure in the great wide somewhere...well, I think I do anyways...

Poor Belle...stuck in a small town with nothing to do....this I can relate to. I grew up in a town with one redlight. The biggest thing to happen there in the past 50 years was when they built a McDonalds. I got bored, and wanted adventure...so what did I do? I MOVED. Belle, if Du are SO miserable and sick of a hot muscular stud muffin following Du around, WHAT is stopping Du sweet pea? Just leave. I did it, and it was the best thing I ever did for myself! I didn't sit around and complain...I made a move!

Jasmine

Maybe I don't wanna be a Princess anymore....wait...I changed my mind!

I thought I felt bad for Belle, but oh my! jasmin has it SO much worse than she does. Stuck in a luxorious palace with servants and valets, and like the coolest pet EVER. Poor little rich girl. At least jasmin did something about her unhappiness...she ran away...but without any money. Not so smart. If it weren't for Aladin she would have gotten her sweet little hand chopped off.

Pocahontas

I'm needed here...to stand on cliffs and look all serious.

How is it that Pocahontas it totally a badass, like jumping off of cliffs, and canoing down waterfalls, before meeting John Smith, and then all of a sudden she's so stiff and serious (haha I sagte stiff). One look at Smithy and she goes all twitter-pated on us. WTF. It's like she Lost her entire identity...all because of a hard on. Figures.

Mulan

We'll help you, wash and dry, just so later Du can dress up as a guy.

Who doesn't like a good cross-dressing heroine? It's hard to pin point anything bad about Mulan. The only thing that gets to me is the lack of passion and Liebe between her and Shang. But to his defense, he thought she was a he...but even after he finds out the truth he just leaves her in the snow to die *coughJERKcough*. Wow...he must really Liebe her. Even after she saves China, he still can't tell her how he feels...basically it's Shang that bothers me, not Mulan!

Tiana

I'm almost there...just have to work my arsch off for the Weiter ten years...

I'm all for girl power, but this chick needs a chill pill (or one of my xanax!). It bothers me that she is so freaking uptight. Having a dream and a goal is one thing...but having it consume your entire being? Nah ah. Thank God for Naveen...no, really...THANK Du God...for giving us that sexy man! He helped her to relax and have some fun, and made all of us swoon over a damn cartoon. Seriously, we all need some therapy for having the hots for a cartoon character. Another thing that bugged me about her is her accent. I'm from the south, and I don't sound near that bad as she does. They over-did that just a bit.

Anyways, hope I didn't piss anyone off. I'll be looking out my window now for torches and pitchforks!

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firegirl1515 @princesslullaby: It's a natural heating period. Now, I'm not saying we're not speeding it up, or that we shouldn't care about the Earth, but this is basically the opposite of the ice age. It's happened before. In fact, people are worried about the sea levels rising, but the sea levels used to be higher in colonial times.

Straggy I lol'd so hard. I loved your Mulan caption and the "THANK YOU GOD" for Naveen.

DreamyGal I don't know where I stand on global warming...I was just trying to be a smart ass, lol...and kenzieiscool, I probably suond like a hick in reality...I'm just so used to the way people talk down here.

Duncan_Courtney Bwhahah, Loved the Pocahontas caption and the whole "THANK GOD FOR NAVEEN"

ppgbelle4 This is a very well done article! :) Great work. I agree with your reasons.

dinavidscuitee Language! besides that I liked it , just remember this, these are kids movies, rated G. they are not meant to be so utterly romantic. O and Eric is better than naveen.

deathchick9 DreamyGal you have NEVER seen an anime have you?

madisonsavanna This is awesome :D

hrrypttrfn328 This was great. I loved to see something other than praise for these women and girls. The only thing I wonder is Belle: how is she supposed to, in good conscience, leave her presumably widowed father who does not seem to know how to take care of himself? I would not be able to live with myself if I left a father who relied so heavily on me. It WAS a different world after all. Otherwise, I was very amused by this article :)

ponyboyjohnny i agree with your point about snow white a 100 % but there's other reasons i hate her also than what you mentioned

DreamyGal No, deathchick9...I haven't!

TigerRanma ^ Ooh

disneygirl11 You mean it's a BAD thing to have hots for a caroon character? Uh oh.... ;) Anyways, really great article. You must be really brave to have written this when so many people could've attacked you with pitchforks (it would Gaston and the town all over again!)

lepetitsouris just got across looking at this article. :) after about 5 hours of nothing to do and no internet, this totally cheered me up xD

princesslullaby @deathchick9...lol...I don't think she'd be able to take it.

DreamyGal ^ You're probably right, lol

TigerRanma Oh, the bishounens (pretty boys) of anime.

hindaa Maybe I don't wanna be a Princess anymore....wait...I changed my mind! LOL, ur article is soooo funny :D and i agree with u in EVERYTHING

monkeyfan123 you got every single princess right and i just hate them but hey you said it in a nicer way then i would have done

firegirl1515 ^^If you hate them, WHY ARE YOU HERE?! *facepalm*

Candy77019 lol this article brightened my day XD

KaitouSamurai2 Your article is hilarious! Lots of Lolz for my favorites and least favorites.

magicfairydust HAHAHAHAHA this articles made me laugh so much! loved it! xD up where they walk, up where they run, up where they stay all day in the sun...with global warming lmaoo!

ladyhadhafang Had to LOL at the "antifreeze in Lucifer's food" thing. In all seriousness, poor Cinderella. *Hugs her tightly* If I were in her position, I would have gone crazy a long time ago. She has the patience of a saint, I tell you. I can sort of relate to Tiana, though, considering I'm sort of a work/school-a-holic -- but yeah. Poor girl is so wound tight. Granted, she relaxes a bit (and still manages to land her restaurant! :D), and she did have some reason to be wound that tight, but still, damn! And yeah, Snow White did have some serious cahones in terms of cleaning the Dwarves' cottage. I know if I came home to find my house suddenly cleaned and a stranger sleeping in my bed, I think my first instinct would be calling 9-1-1. Although I'm guessing back when Snow White lived, that wasn't really a big deal. If anything, hospitality was kind of serious business -- as BEAUTY AND THE BEAST will testify.

tiagih oh i love this article it made laugh esp Cindy's part

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Princess Aschenputtel

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My oben, nach oben 10 Favorit Disney films

posted by scarletunicorn

After thinking much about this I decided to put up my own personal Favoriten of the House of Mouse. :) After all we're all big Fans of Disney, and each of us have our own Favorit Filme of this company, so I wanted to see if any of Du guys had similar lists oder the like. :)

Keep in mind that my Favoriten are due to the fact that they are MY favorites, I liked them based on how much I enjoy it, and generally don't care about the public reception and critics. :)

So, without much further ado, here it is...

10- Princess and the Frog:
This movie is horribly underrated, it's sad that so many people...

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My Disney Princess Lists

posted by avatar_tla_fan

Yes, I know that I re-make this Artikel every Monat oder so, but my lists change so often that I need some way to Zeigen all of my opinions at the moment, so here we go.

Favorites:

The ones I love:

1. Snow White.
2. Cinderella.
3. Aurora.
4. Pocahontas.
5. Tiana.
6. Anna.

The one I like:

7. Elsa.

The ones I'm neutral towards:

8. Ariel.
9. Merida.
10. Jasmine.

The one I dislike:

11. Rapunzel.

The one I strongly dislike:

12. Belle.

The one I hate:

13. Mulan.

Beauty List:

1. Cinderella.
2. Mulan.
3. Rapunzel.
4. Ariel.
5. Merida.
6. Belle.
7. Snow White.
8. Pocahontas.
9. Tiana.
10. Anna.
11. Elsa.
12. Aurora....

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Updates Updates Updates

posted by CRaZy_rawR

As some of Du older users know, I have been on Fanpop for over a year. (a Jahr & two months to be exact..) In June/July, I took an absence due to the crazy drama, trolls, and fights consuming this place. It just wasn't fun anymore! I was becoming depressed (not just bc of this place; a lot of stuff was going on in my life), but I'm happy to say it's all better now. (:

I started high school two months ago, I have sold over fifty of my book that was published in May, and I have started my Sekunde novel! With all this going on in my life, I thought it would be nice to have Disney come back...

The Power Of Friendship 2: Happily Ever After (Chapter 5)

posted by mhs1025

Time was nearing for the trip. While Pocahontas and John were preparing for the arrivals, Mulan, Shang and Merida were busy packing. Shang was gegeben time since China was still in good shape. Elanor saw the letter before Merida had a chance to tell her, but with her blessing, she could go on the trip. Pocahontas, Nakoma, and the rest of the women gathered Essen for the Tag they arrived. "The girls will be fine." Fergus reassured Merida before she left. Everything was falling into place.
____________________________________
*3 days later*

The whole Powhatan Tribe gathered around as Mulan, Shang,...

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Best Disney Little Girls

posted by MR0290553

I would adopt this sweet girl in a heartbeat!

1.    Penny
She is adorable and overrated! This poor orphaned little girl did not give up, even though she was kidnapped and forced to go down a scary black hole! She was kind to the mice, and had faith that they would help her! She was kind to Rufus, and instead of keeping the diamond for herself, she gave it to a museum! I would adopt her!
2.    Wendy
Another adorable girl, who was brave! She was sweet to Tinkerbelle and the Lost boys, even though they tried to kill her!
3.    Little Elsa
Sweet and playful, and she was smart to know to call her parents when Ana was hurt!
4.    Little Tiana
Good daughter and good friend!
5.    Alice
Smart and imaginative! Sweet too!

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Favorit Disney Princess Liste

posted by MR0290553

Snow White is my Favorit princess, if I could be like any of the princsesses, I would choose her!

Snow White is my favorite princess, if I could be like any of the princsesses, I would choose her!

1.    Snow white
Snow White is kind and optimistic no matter what is going on in her life. She is selfless, graceful and humble.
2.    Cinderella
Like Snow, Aschenputtel is kind to everyone. She is never rude, she is optimistic and shows grace to those who mistreat her.

3.    Aurora
Aurora is graceful and kind despite her awkward living situation that would make me uncomfortable. Although she is hesitate, she sacrifices her own happiness for the good of the kingdom.

4.    Elsa
Elsa is strong, beautiful and powerful. She...

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Best DP First Encounters - Part 1

posted by MissCassecou

Bonjour!
How is everyone today?
Anyway some of Du might know/remember that I am currently conducting a series of Umfrage in order to eliminate every DP First Encounter to find out which one is the best. We're currently up to the oben, nach oben four, but I shall do the bottom half today and let Du know the oben, nach oben five when it's all ready.
I define first encounter as when the couple first communicate with each other and are face to face, therefore when Ariel sees Eric on the boot dancing with Max, I did not count that one and instead counted the encounter she had with him in Part of your World Reprise.
So when...

The Power Of Friendship 2: Happily Ever After (Chapter 3)

posted by mhs1025

Mulan was cleaning the house when she saw a look of devastation on Shang's face as he walked in. "Is everything okay?" she asked worried. Shang tried to keep himself from breaking down. "Shang, whatever it is, Du can tell me." Mulan tried to comfort. Shang couldn't take it anymore, reached his breaking point, and broke down crying. "Shang what is it?" Mulan asked again. "They found my father's remains." Shang answered through his sobs. Mulan gasped. "Shang, that's horrible!" she said.

Shang tried to say something, but cried once more. Ling, Yao, and Chien Po came in the house slowly. "I see...

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Getting To Know sweetie-94 Birthday Edition

posted by sweetie-94

So do I look 20 oder do I look older oder younger than 20?

So do I look 20 or do I look older or younger than 20?

Since I turned 20 today I decided to write a special getting to know me article, it'll insgesamt be pretty much like all the other ones out there, but I'll also ask Du if Du think I look like a 20 Jahr old oder if I look older oder younger than 20 with the help of a picture, but anyway enjoy :)

My real name is Teresa and my birthday is today on September 16th and of course I was born 1994, I personally think I look slightly younger than 20, but some has sagte that I look older than 20

I'm from Sweden and I live there, I live not so far away from the capital of Sweden, Stockholm, I actually live in...

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Opposing Woes, Part 4.

posted by avatar_tla_fan

Belle was your typical beliebt girl at school. Liked Von everyone, for no reason at all. Of course, she couldn't just be happy with the popularity she had, she needed Mehr of it. She wanted love. Liebe from someone who cares about her for Mehr than just looks. Belle went to the same school as Mulan and Aurora. Mulan liked Belle alright, at least. She just saw her as irritating, but she still liked her. Aurora straight up couldn't stand her. She didn't know what it was, but she saw her as just.. Something she couldn't explain. She didn't like her, but reasons why..? She didn't know.

Aurora was...

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My Little Brother's Favorit Disney Princesses.

posted by avatar_tla_fan

I judged this Von what he said, and where I assumed very Princess would be placed, I will Zeigen what he said, and my conversation with him throughout asking him. Keep in mind that he's only 5, so I don't want to see any Kommentare angry at his opinion, he's just a little kid.

Also, I'm going to be doing it Von how he sagte it, so Du may see phrases like "I like her because she hit him with frying pan."

And sorry for no pictures, he didn't want to use them.
13. Cinderella
I don't like her because she just work and dance.
But do Du like how she acted?
No.
Did Du like ANYTHING about her?
No shes not good....

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Fanpop users shipped with Disney Princes/Princesses! (Collab With: Snsdlover4ever.)

posted by avatar_tla_fan

Okay, keep in mind this is just my opinion and snsdlover4ever's opinion.

Also, thanks to snsdlover4ever for the wonderful pictures. :)

Also, I will be shortening our usernames.
I will be ATLA.
And Snsdlover will be SNSD.

Sk8er__grl

SNSD: I think Naveen. I felt that they're both smart and cunning. Like the I-get-what-I-want kind of type.
ATLA: I think Naveen, oder maybe Flynn. I actually think they're not that much like each other, but I feel like it would work out. I think that they would be a great couple, especially since I don't even like Tiana with Naveen anyway..
Ship Name: Navana.

Misscindyspice...

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Some facts Du MIGHT not know about the Disney Princesses!

posted by avatar_tla_fan

I found a lot of these facts from this buzzfeed article: link

1. The current official lineup of Disney Princesses includes Jasmine, Ariel, Rapunzel, Tiana, Belle, Merida, Cinderella, Pocahontas, Aurora, Mulan, and Snow White.

2. Snow White is supposed to be 14 years old. She remains the youngest Disney Princess.

3. Belle is the only Disney Princess to have hazel eyes.

4. Mulan’s story is based on an ancient Chinese legend of Hua Mulan, a female warrior famously described in the poem “The Ballad of Mulan.”

5. Mulan is also the first Disney Princess to not actually be a princess. All the others...

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I'm not a troll!

posted by -jessikaroo

Wow guys can Du please all calm down? I deleted my account ages Vor because I wanted to focus on school and I just wasn't interested in Disney anymore.

But with the turn my life has taken, I've decided to return. I couldn't have my old Nutzername back, so I just thought putting a dash in front of my name would suffice.

I just missed this place, and I'm already collapsing under stress and pressure. I never thought rejoining this community would be such a headache.

But seriously guys, calm down. It's actually me. Like, legitimately me. Look. Me.

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Reviewing Songs: Frozen; Part 1!

posted by avatar_tla_fan

Hello. Today I'll be discussing the songs of Frozen. No, this isn't going to be a Frozen RANT, I'm just going to be reviewing the songs. Anyways, please keep in mind this is my opinion, so respect mine and I'll respect yours. Enjoy the article! :)

Let's start off with the beginning..

Frozen Heart
I absolutely Liebe this song! It's one of my Favoriten from the movie, and I really Liebe it. The only issue I have with it is, I think it gets boring and tiresome if Du listen to it too much, and the tone of the song gets a little old. I Liebe this song, and think it's one of the better songs in...

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The Power Of Friendship (Chapter 15)

posted by mhs1025

Pocahontas awoke the anesthesia that she was under as it wore off. "Where am I?" she asked herself. Pocahontas had fallen unconscious right before arriving at the hospital. "Well, look who's back!" a nurse sagte with the most joyful smile Pocahontas had ever seen. "What happened?" she asked. "You had a topsy-turbey accident." the nurse answered. Pocahontas was scared to death that she Lost the baby.

"Did I lose my baby?" she asked. "No. You're baby is A-OK." the nurse answered. "Thank heaven!" Pocahontas exclaimed. "But, brace yourself, we found some not so pretty results." the nurse warned....

oben, nach oben 5 Princesses Sing Voices

posted by icemily42

Hi,I thought it was fun making these Artikel so I decided to make a oben, nach oben 5 list!Even through I might have many disagreements cause Mehr than half of them are the underrated.I'm not going be counting Merdia because I'm pretty sure what I'v heard she didn't sing and unlike my last Liste I'm going to be counting Dps like Megara .Tell me if Du agree in the Kommentare please hit that like if Du liked it and let's start.And I'm not counting Ariel,Elsa and Pocahontas cause Du guys would see it coming.Now lets start.

5.Sofia from "Sofia the first"
Even through I don't like the Zeigen I can't help but to...

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Beast just wants to build a Snowman

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