Disney-Prinzessin Article: What bugs me about the Princesses

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posted by DreamyGal

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Yes, Du read it correctly...I'm Schreiben what I DO NOT like about them...I thought it would be a refreshing change of pace from all the other Artikel I have written in the past couple of months. These aren't in any particular order...I just numbered them chronologically. Here we go...

**if Du are easily offended, Du might want to stop Lesen right here...ok, no turning back now...

Snow White

Someday her puberty will come...

The voice....oh poor Snow White. I wish Du would have hit puberty at some point during your movie so your voice wouldn't come across so irritating. Not like Jessica Rabbits voice Von any means, but Du get my drift. And Du pretty much waltz into a strangers house, clean it, and rearrange everything without their approval; that takes balls.

Cinderella

So this? Is love? Hmm mmm??

This one is a tough one, with her being my Favorit Princess and all. Oh Cinderella...it irritates the shit out of me that Du put up with those three bitches. If it were me, I would have poisoned them LONG ago, and even though I am a huge animal lover I probably would've snuck some antifreeze in Lucifer's milch as well...evil damn cat. I don't blame Du for up and marrying the Prince without even knowing him...sheesh...how else were Du to escape that hell hole? But I just wish, for you, that he wasn't such a major douche bag.

Aurora

I know you...you lurked with me once upon a dream...

Oh Aurora...you are so irritatingly perfect! Don't worry about listening to your three "Aunts" about talking to strangers...puh...what do THEY know? They can't even cook oder clean the cottage. So, just walk around the forest, Singen at the oben, nach oben of your lungs as if Du are Singen in an opera house, and maybe, JUST maybe, and stranger lurking nearby will hear you, and Du two can break into song and dance with each other.

Ariel

Up where they walk, up where they run, up where they stay all Tag in the sun with global warming...

When I hear the term "rebellious teenager" I immediately think of Du Ariel. When someone tells Du to go left, Du go right. Du want everything that Du can't have...like legs. So Du go behind your Fathers back, put your life on the line all for some BOY Du only saw once? Thats just freaking nuts if Du ask me...but, I am bitter and guarded from being hurt Von guys, so this should not come as a shock. I just can't really relate to her and this decision. I believe in going after your dreams and achieving them, yes...but she didn't even know him! It is romantic in a way, but in real life it's just plain stupid and potentially dangerous...but it IS just a movie, so I'm going to calm down and take a xanax now.

Belle

I want adventure in the great wide somewhere...well, I think I do anyways...

Poor Belle...stuck in a small town with nothing to do....this I can relate to. I grew up in a town with one redlight. The biggest thing to happen there in the past 50 years was when they built a McDonalds. I got bored, and wanted adventure...so what did I do? I MOVED. Belle, if Du are SO miserable and sick of a hot muscular stud muffin following Du around, WHAT is stopping Du sweet pea? Just leave. I did it, and it was the best thing I ever did for myself! I didn't sit around and complain...I made a move!

Jasmine

Maybe I don't wanna be a Princess anymore....wait...I changed my mind!

I thought I felt bad for Belle, but oh my! jasmin has it SO much worse than she does. Stuck in a luxorious palace with servants and valets, and like the coolest pet EVER. Poor little rich girl. At least jasmin did something about her unhappiness...she ran away...but without any money. Not so smart. If it weren't for Aladin she would have gotten her sweet little hand chopped off.

Pocahontas

I'm needed here...to stand on cliffs and look all serious.

How is it that Pocahontas it totally a badass, like jumping off of cliffs, and canoing down waterfalls, before meeting John Smith, and then all of a sudden she's so stiff and serious (haha I sagte stiff). One look at Smithy and she goes all twitter-pated on us. WTF. It's like she Lost her entire identity...all because of a hard on. Figures.

Mulan

We'll help you, wash and dry, just so later Du can dress up as a guy.

Who doesn't like a good cross-dressing heroine? It's hard to pin point anything bad about Mulan. The only thing that gets to me is the lack of passion and Liebe between her and Shang. But to his defense, he thought she was a he...but even after he finds out the truth he just leaves her in the snow to die *coughJERKcough*. Wow...he must really Liebe her. Even after she saves China, he still can't tell her how he feels...basically it's Shang that bothers me, not Mulan!

Tiana

I'm almost there...just have to work my arsch off for the Weiter ten years...

I'm all for girl power, but this chick needs a chill pill (or one of my xanax!). It bothers me that she is so freaking uptight. Having a dream and a goal is one thing...but having it consume your entire being? Nah ah. Thank God for Naveen...no, really...THANK Du God...for giving us that sexy man! He helped her to relax and have some fun, and made all of us swoon over a damn cartoon. Seriously, we all need some therapy for having the hots for a cartoon character. Another thing that bugged me about her is her accent. I'm from the south, and I don't sound near that bad as she does. They over-did that just a bit.

Anyways, hope I didn't piss anyone off. I'll be looking out my window now for torches and pitchforks!

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firegirl1515 @princesslullaby: It's a natural heating period. Now, I'm not saying we're not speeding it up, or that we shouldn't care about the Earth, but this is basically the opposite of the ice age. It's happened before. In fact, people are worried about the sea levels rising, but the sea levels used to be higher in colonial times.

Straggy I lol'd so hard. I loved your Mulan caption and the "THANK YOU GOD" for Naveen.

DreamyGal I don't know where I stand on global warming...I was just trying to be a smart ass, lol...and kenzieiscool, I probably suond like a hick in reality...I'm just so used to the way people talk down here.

Duncan_Courtney Bwhahah, Loved the Pocahontas caption and the whole "THANK GOD FOR NAVEEN"

ppgbelle4 This is a very well done article! :) Great work. I agree with your reasons.

dinavidscuitee Language! besides that I liked it , just remember this, these are kids movies, rated G. they are not meant to be so utterly romantic. O and Eric is better than naveen.

deathchick9 DreamyGal you have NEVER seen an anime have you?

madisonsavanna This is awesome :D

hrrypttrfn328 This was great. I loved to see something other than praise for these women and girls. The only thing I wonder is Belle: how is she supposed to, in good conscience, leave her presumably widowed father who does not seem to know how to take care of himself? I would not be able to live with myself if I left a father who relied so heavily on me. It WAS a different world after all. Otherwise, I was very amused by this article :)

ponyboyjohnny i agree with your point about snow white a 100 % but there's other reasons i hate her also than what you mentioned

DreamyGal No, deathchick9...I haven't!

TigerRanma ^ Ooh

disneygirl11 You mean it's a BAD thing to have hots for a caroon character? Uh oh.... ;) Anyways, really great article. You must be really brave to have written this when so many people could've attacked you with pitchforks (it would Gaston and the town all over again!)

lepetitsouris just got across looking at this article. :) after about 5 hours of nothing to do and no internet, this totally cheered me up xD

princesslullaby @deathchick9...lol...I don't think she'd be able to take it.

DreamyGal ^ You're probably right, lol

TigerRanma Oh, the bishounens (pretty boys) of anime.

hindaa Maybe I don't wanna be a Princess anymore....wait...I changed my mind! LOL, ur article is soooo funny :D and i agree with u in EVERYTHING

monkeyfan123 you got every single princess right and i just hate them but hey you said it in a nicer way then i would have done

firegirl1515 ^^If you hate them, WHY ARE YOU HERE?! *facepalm*

Candy77019 lol this article brightened my day XD

KaitouSamurai2 Your article is hilarious! Lots of Lolz for my favorites and least favorites.

magicfairydust HAHAHAHAHA this articles made me laugh so much! loved it! xD up where they walk, up where they run, up where they stay all day in the sun...with global warming lmaoo!

ladyhadhafang Had to LOL at the "antifreeze in Lucifer's food" thing. In all seriousness, poor Cinderella. *Hugs her tightly* If I were in her position, I would have gone crazy a long time ago. She has the patience of a saint, I tell you. I can sort of relate to Tiana, though, considering I'm sort of a work/school-a-holic -- but yeah. Poor girl is so wound tight. Granted, she relaxes a bit (and still manages to land her restaurant! :D), and she did have some reason to be wound that tight, but still, damn! And yeah, Snow White did have some serious cahones in terms of cleaning the Dwarves' cottage. I know if I came home to find my house suddenly cleaned and a stranger sleeping in my bed, I think my first instinct would be calling 9-1-1. Although I'm guessing back when Snow White lived, that wasn't really a big deal. If anything, hospitality was kind of serious business -- as BEAUTY AND THE BEAST will testify.

tiagih oh i love this article it made laugh esp Cindy's part

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The EVIL QUEEN's and Lady Treamine's real reasons for bad treatment of their step-daughters

posted by MadameLee

This is my opinion only. But I believe the reasons that Evil Queen from Snow White and Lady Treamine from Aschenputtel mistreat the titular characters is different from the in-story explanation.

Evil Queen used the fact Snow was pretty as an excuse to get rid of an heir to the thron which I presumable that the Queen was ruling for Snow.

Lady Treamine's daughters might be older Von a few months in the animated Disney movie. And back in those days older daughters were suppose to marry before younger ones.

I don't really have a reason for Edward's step-mother, Narcissa. But I assume that the Kingdom is suppose to be run mostly Von a Queen?

Aschenputtel and Aschenputtel (part 3)

posted by dee389

Don't leave us, Aschenputtel and Prince Charming!!

Don't leave us, Cinderella and Prince Charming!!

"Well, I hope that we're not in trouble!" sagte Aschenputtel nervously. "Now, now why are the both of us in trouble? We didn't do anything wrong, she just wants to talk to us." sagte Prince Charming calmly.
After dinner, Both Aschenputtel and Prince Charming go to Dee Dee's room alone. All of the princesses, Ella, Prince Kit and Dee Dee are also in the room too. "Hi there, I heard that the both of Du are leaving for Paris, France for good, is that true?" asks Dee Dee sadly, all of the princesses are sad that they start to cry, especially Snow White and Aurora.
"Yes, Du all must take care of yourself...

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Anna's naivete,breaking the fallacy of Liebe at first sight.

posted by Renegade1765

So cute!

Princess Anna lives her life alone with her thoughts,her hopes and her dreams.She's gives protection from the worlds hardships in her isolation.She sees the world the world through an idealized lens of Rose colored glasses.Beautiful paintings,statues become the normative vistas that converge to create her own ego-centric reality.Smiling faces are all she sees,so the outside world,one of untold mysteries,must be a place of beauty of place and wonder!She walks out amongst the people for the first time with no solid understanding of human interaction,and Mehr importantly,of the malign intent...

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The Power Of Friendship 2: Happily Ever After (Chapter 23)

posted by mhs1025

That evening, Mulan, Pocahontas, and Merida decided to go for a walk around the land. They hadn't really had a chance to talk to each other because of everything that went on. "I'm glad Du all were able to come down here." Pocahontas confessed. "I couldn't say no to such scenery!" Mulan replied. "I, on the other hand, wanted to see YOU." Merida joked. The 3-some laughed. They sat down on some wooden baum stumps.

"I'm really glad I met Du two. Rapunzel and her rumored cousins were NO match for me." Merida said. Pocahontas and Mulan smiled. "I'm thankful I had both of Du Von my side when Rolfe...

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Aschenputtel

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Aschenputtel

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Aschenputtel

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BELLA

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Disney-Prinzessin

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Disney places

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The Power Of Friendship 2: Happily Ever After (Chapter 21)

posted by mhs1025

Pocahontas couldn't get that thought out of her head. Yes, she'd Liebe to have Mehr children in the future, but a part of her felt like her herz belonged to Mace. *I'm sure it's just my relentlessness.* she thought. However, the Mehr she thought about it, the Mehr her stomach turned. "Is everything OK?" Mulan asked worriedly. "I'm fine. I'm just exhausted." Pocahontas lied. Mulan knew she was lying. "You're lying." she comprehended. Pocahontas sighed in defeat.

"OK, I'll tell you. John just told me he wants to have Mehr children." she spilled. "I think that's great!" Mulan replied excitedly....

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Opposing Woes, Part 25.

posted by avatar_tla_fan

"She went off in that direction."

The man then pointed towards a building very far away from them.

"She went into the building?" Someone else asked the man.

"I don't know."

The person narrowed his eyes, "Are Du sure about that?"

"I'm telling Du the truth. I. Do. Not. Know."

"Fine, I believe you. Let's head towards that building then."

They started to go to the building.

Meanwhile...

Ariel was sitting in the building the person had mentioned. She was worried.

Belle's body was sitting Weiter to her. Ariel didn't know why she had taken the body with her, she had no use for it.

Maybe it's because I didn't...

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My princess Liste

posted by Stitch1993

So this my first article, so what better to Zeigen my Favorit DP and their princes.
Remember this is personal opinion..

Disney Princess

1)Ariel
2)Aurora
3)Cinderella
4)Snow White
5)Belle
6)Jasmine
7)Mulan
8)Pocahontas
9)Tiana
10)Merida
11)Anna
12)Rapunzel
13)Elsa

Disney Princes

1)Philip
2)Naveen
3)Adam
4)Eric
5)Shang
6)Charming
7)Aladdin
8)The Prince
9)John Smith
10)Kristoff
11)Flynn Rider

Princess Films

1) The Little Mermaid
2) Slepping Beauty
3) Cinderella
4) Snow White
5) Beauty and the beast
6) Aladdin
7) Mulan
8) Pocahontas
9) The Princess and the Frog
10)Tangled
11)Frozen
12)Brave

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Opposing Woes, Part 24.

posted by avatar_tla_fan

The people talked amongst themselves.

"I still don't understand what happened."

"Did she get it?"

"What happened?!"

"Have Du found her body?"

Everything went quiet when this was said.

"Wh- What body?" Somebody asked.

"The girl's body."

"The one who was looking at the security camera?"

"No. The one who was with her."

"I thought she escaped with the other one."

"No, the other one pushed her off of the building."

There was silence.

"I doubt she's still alive..."

"We should at least look for her body."

"Okay, we'll do that."

They searched for her body, but they couldn't find it.

"Let's keep searching, it's...

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Princess Analysis || Part 2: Belle

posted by CRaZy_rawR

This is part two of my Artikel series, and we're moving onto Belle, who is ranked twelve in my Favoriten list.

Previous Parts:
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My Original Thoughts

The first time I watched "Beauty and the Beast" was a loooong time ago. My mother loved, and still loves, that movie, along with my sister. Naturally, they made me watch it over.. and over.. and over. No matter what though, I never got a real opinion of Belle. She was just kind of there. At all my costume parties, and such, my mom and older sister always tried me to dress up in Belle attire for Halloween, but I left that for all the other girls....

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Opposing Woes, Part 18.

posted by avatar_tla_fan

Belle woke up. She was lying down in what looked like a Hospital.

How did I get here? What happened? She questioned herself.

The doctor looked up and saw her.

"Are Du alright?"

"I'm- I'm fine."

"You look worried."

"What happened?"

"A girl found you, with lots of glass stabbed into you, inside your house."

"The- the-"

"Yes..?"

"Lightbulbs."

"What about them?"

"They were the ones that did this."

The doctor cast a worried look. He then walked away.

Belle then noticed that somebody was near her. She looked over to see a girl with bright red hair.

"Hi, what's your name?" Belle asked her.

"I don't really...

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Opposing Woes, Part 15.

posted by avatar_tla_fan

"Are... Are Du Snow White?"

"TIANA?" Snow White yelled.

"Yes, it's me. Can Du leave?"

"No, I won't leave."

"Why? Du refused to come and let me help you. But now Du need me?"

"Yes. I do need you."

"For what?"

"Well, I don't know. Your house is in ruins. I wanted shelter."

"Oh, oka-"

"Bye."

"WAIT!"

"What?"

"Can you- can Du help me?"

"I- I- No."

Snow White turned around and left Tiana.

"Please help me! I'll do anything! Please!"

"No." Snow White replied.

Tiana began screaming and crying. The house began to collapse. Snow White ran.

"I'm sorry, but bye."

Tiana fell into the ruins of the house. She was dead....

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The Power Of Friendship 2: Happily Ever After (Chapter 17)

posted by mhs1025

The Tag began as hectic for Pocahontas. She had a teething Mace who was NOT happy at all, she had dishes that needed to be washed, she had the whole inside of the cottage to clean, and she had further arranged plans to visit Merida. Pocahontas just wanted to go "Shove it!" and just escape from it all. (A/N: That expression is inspired Von an old country song! XD) But, she knew she couldn't do that. Especially now since she was a mother. Yet, like all new mothers, she didn't know what to do to make Mace feel better. She took a deep breath.

"Pocahontas, what's wrong?" John asked entering the cottage....

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Princess Aschenputtel

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