Yes, Du read it correctly...I'm Schreiben what I DO NOT like about them...I thought it would be a refreshing change of pace from all the other Artikel I have written in the past couple of months. These aren't in any particular order...I just numbered them chronologically. Here we go...
**if Du are easily offended, Du might want to stop Lesen right here...ok, no turning back now...
Snow White
The voice....oh poor Snow White. I wish Du would have hit puberty at some point during your movie so your voice wouldn't come across so irritating. Not like Jessica Rabbits voice Von any means, but Du get my drift. And Du pretty much waltz into a strangers house, clean it, and rearrange everything without their approval; that takes balls.
Cinderella
This one is a tough one, with her being my Favorit Princess and all. Oh Cinderella...it irritates the shit out of me that Du put up with those three bitches. If it were me, I would have poisoned them LONG ago, and even though I am a huge animal lover I probably would've snuck some antifreeze in Lucifer's milch as well...evil damn cat. I don't blame Du for up and marrying the Prince without even knowing him...sheesh...how else were Du to escape that hell hole? But I just wish, for you, that he wasn't such a major douche bag.
Aurora
Oh Aurora...you are so irritatingly perfect! Don't worry about listening to your three "Aunts" about talking to strangers...puh...what do THEY know? They can't even cook oder clean the cottage. So, just walk around the forest, Singen at the oben, nach oben of your lungs as if Du are Singen in an opera house, and maybe, JUST maybe, and stranger lurking nearby will hear you, and Du two can break into song and dance with each other.
Ariel
When I hear the term "rebellious teenager" I immediately think of Du Ariel. When someone tells Du to go left, Du go right. Du want everything that Du can't have...like legs. So Du go behind your Fathers back, put your life on the line all for some BOY Du only saw once? Thats just freaking nuts if Du ask me...but, I am bitter and guarded from being hurt Von guys, so this should not come as a shock. I just can't really relate to her and this decision. I believe in going after your dreams and achieving them, yes...but she didn't even know him! It is romantic in a way, but in real life it's just plain stupid and potentially dangerous...but it IS just a movie, so I'm going to calm down and take a xanax now.
Belle
Poor Belle...stuck in a small town with nothing to do....this I can relate to. I grew up in a town with one redlight. The biggest thing to happen there in the past 50 years was when they built a McDonalds. I got bored, and wanted adventure...so what did I do? I MOVED. Belle, if Du are SO miserable and sick of a hot muscular stud muffin following Du around, WHAT is stopping Du sweet pea? Just leave. I did it, and it was the best thing I ever did for myself! I didn't sit around and complain...I made a move!
Jasmine
I thought I felt bad for Belle, but oh my! jasmin has it SO much worse than she does. Stuck in a luxorious palace with servants and valets, and like the coolest pet EVER. Poor little rich girl. At least jasmin did something about her unhappiness...she ran away...but without any money. Not so smart. If it weren't for Aladin she would have gotten her sweet little hand chopped off.
Pocahontas
How is it that Pocahontas it totally a badass, like jumping off of cliffs, and canoing down waterfalls, before meeting John Smith, and then all of a sudden she's so stiff and serious (haha I sagte stiff). One look at Smithy and she goes all twitter-pated on us. WTF. It's like she Lost her entire identity...all because of a hard on. Figures.
Mulan
Who doesn't like a good cross-dressing heroine? It's hard to pin point anything bad about Mulan. The only thing that gets to me is the lack of passion and Liebe between her and Shang. But to his defense, he thought she was a he...but even after he finds out the truth he just leaves her in the snow to die *coughJERKcough*. Wow...he must really Liebe her. Even after she saves China, he still can't tell her how he feels...basically it's Shang that bothers me, not Mulan!
Tiana
I'm all for girl power, but this chick needs a chill pill (or one of my xanax!). It bothers me that she is so freaking uptight. Having a dream and a goal is one thing...but having it consume your entire being? Nah ah. Thank God for Naveen...no, really...THANK Du God...for giving us that sexy man! He helped her to relax and have some fun, and made all of us swoon over a damn cartoon. Seriously, we all need some therapy for having the hots for a cartoon character. Another thing that bugged me about her is her accent. I'm from the south, and I don't sound near that bad as she does. They over-did that just a bit.
Anyways, hope I didn't piss anyone off. I'll be looking out my window now for torches and pitchforks!
**if Du are easily offended, Du might want to stop Lesen right here...ok, no turning back now...
Snow White
The voice....oh poor Snow White. I wish Du would have hit puberty at some point during your movie so your voice wouldn't come across so irritating. Not like Jessica Rabbits voice Von any means, but Du get my drift. And Du pretty much waltz into a strangers house, clean it, and rearrange everything without their approval; that takes balls.
Cinderella
This one is a tough one, with her being my Favorit Princess and all. Oh Cinderella...it irritates the shit out of me that Du put up with those three bitches. If it were me, I would have poisoned them LONG ago, and even though I am a huge animal lover I probably would've snuck some antifreeze in Lucifer's milch as well...evil damn cat. I don't blame Du for up and marrying the Prince without even knowing him...sheesh...how else were Du to escape that hell hole? But I just wish, for you, that he wasn't such a major douche bag.
Aurora
Oh Aurora...you are so irritatingly perfect! Don't worry about listening to your three "Aunts" about talking to strangers...puh...what do THEY know? They can't even cook oder clean the cottage. So, just walk around the forest, Singen at the oben, nach oben of your lungs as if Du are Singen in an opera house, and maybe, JUST maybe, and stranger lurking nearby will hear you, and Du two can break into song and dance with each other.
Ariel
When I hear the term "rebellious teenager" I immediately think of Du Ariel. When someone tells Du to go left, Du go right. Du want everything that Du can't have...like legs. So Du go behind your Fathers back, put your life on the line all for some BOY Du only saw once? Thats just freaking nuts if Du ask me...but, I am bitter and guarded from being hurt Von guys, so this should not come as a shock. I just can't really relate to her and this decision. I believe in going after your dreams and achieving them, yes...but she didn't even know him! It is romantic in a way, but in real life it's just plain stupid and potentially dangerous...but it IS just a movie, so I'm going to calm down and take a xanax now.
Belle
Poor Belle...stuck in a small town with nothing to do....this I can relate to. I grew up in a town with one redlight. The biggest thing to happen there in the past 50 years was when they built a McDonalds. I got bored, and wanted adventure...so what did I do? I MOVED. Belle, if Du are SO miserable and sick of a hot muscular stud muffin following Du around, WHAT is stopping Du sweet pea? Just leave. I did it, and it was the best thing I ever did for myself! I didn't sit around and complain...I made a move!
Jasmine
I thought I felt bad for Belle, but oh my! jasmin has it SO much worse than she does. Stuck in a luxorious palace with servants and valets, and like the coolest pet EVER. Poor little rich girl. At least jasmin did something about her unhappiness...she ran away...but without any money. Not so smart. If it weren't for Aladin she would have gotten her sweet little hand chopped off.
Pocahontas
How is it that Pocahontas it totally a badass, like jumping off of cliffs, and canoing down waterfalls, before meeting John Smith, and then all of a sudden she's so stiff and serious (haha I sagte stiff). One look at Smithy and she goes all twitter-pated on us. WTF. It's like she Lost her entire identity...all because of a hard on. Figures.
Mulan
Who doesn't like a good cross-dressing heroine? It's hard to pin point anything bad about Mulan. The only thing that gets to me is the lack of passion and Liebe between her and Shang. But to his defense, he thought she was a he...but even after he finds out the truth he just leaves her in the snow to die *coughJERKcough*. Wow...he must really Liebe her. Even after she saves China, he still can't tell her how he feels...basically it's Shang that bothers me, not Mulan!
Tiana
I'm all for girl power, but this chick needs a chill pill (or one of my xanax!). It bothers me that she is so freaking uptight. Having a dream and a goal is one thing...but having it consume your entire being? Nah ah. Thank God for Naveen...no, really...THANK Du God...for giving us that sexy man! He helped her to relax and have some fun, and made all of us swoon over a damn cartoon. Seriously, we all need some therapy for having the hots for a cartoon character. Another thing that bugged me about her is her accent. I'm from the south, and I don't sound near that bad as she does. They over-did that just a bit.
Anyways, hope I didn't piss anyone off. I'll be looking out my window now for torches and pitchforks!
7. Pocahontas
I don't like her outfits, she's got just 3
6.Mulan
Her outfits are dark and a little bit odd
5. Aurora
Her outfits are very odd
4. Jasmine
I like rosa and purple dress
3. Ariel
I like them but I prefer my oben, nach oben 2
2. Belle
She's got really pretty outfits but I prefer Weiter wardrobe
1. Cinderella
Her wardrobe is great!
I don't like her outfits, she's got just 3
6.Mulan
Her outfits are dark and a little bit odd
5. Aurora
Her outfits are very odd
4. Jasmine
I like rosa and purple dress
3. Ariel
I like them but I prefer my oben, nach oben 2
2. Belle
She's got really pretty outfits but I prefer Weiter wardrobe
1. Cinderella
Her wardrobe is great!
12. Merida
I don't like her hairstyles she's got only two: loose and with white kappe (this one is hideous)
11. Snow White
I don't like short hair especially in blue bow
10. Moana
I like only one hair style: loose
9. Rapunzel
I don't like her short hair and braid I like only loose with tiara
8. Tiana
I like only bun and hight pony tail
7. Mulan
I like her loose hair and hair with flower
6. Cinderella
I like braids, loose and pony tail
5. Ariel
I like loose, with flower, wedding updo and loose but styled
4. Pocahontas
I like her all hairstyles except helmet
3. Jasmine
I Liebe her all hairstyles except low pony tail
2. Belle
I like her all hairstyles but I prefer my number #1
1. Aurora
Her all hairstyles are stunning
I don't like her hairstyles she's got only two: loose and with white kappe (this one is hideous)
11. Snow White
I don't like short hair especially in blue bow
10. Moana
I like only one hair style: loose
9. Rapunzel
I don't like her short hair and braid I like only loose with tiara
8. Tiana
I like only bun and hight pony tail
7. Mulan
I like her loose hair and hair with flower
6. Cinderella
I like braids, loose and pony tail
5. Ariel
I like loose, with flower, wedding updo and loose but styled
4. Pocahontas
I like her all hairstyles except helmet
3. Jasmine
I Liebe her all hairstyles except low pony tail
2. Belle
I like her all hairstyles but I prefer my number #1
1. Aurora
Her all hairstyles are stunning
20. Mulan with flower
19. Mulan long and loose
18. Aschenputtel low pony tail
17. Merida loose
16. Pocahontas loose
15. Aschenputtel loose
14. Belle pony tail with blue bow
13. Ariel loose
12. Ariel loose but styled
11. Moana with flower
19. Mulan long and loose
18. Aschenputtel low pony tail
17. Merida loose
16. Pocahontas loose
15. Aschenputtel loose
14. Belle pony tail with blue bow
13. Ariel loose
12. Ariel loose but styled
11. Moana with flower