Ladies and Gentlemen, the Chicago Theater is proud to announce a first. The first time, anywhere there's been an act of this nature. Not only one little lady, but two! You've read about them in the papers and now here they are! Chicago's own killer dillers those scintillating sinners Roxie Hart and Velma Kelly!
Roxie and Velma: Du can like the life you're living
Announcer (spoken) Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Velma Kelly in an act of desperation.
Velma (sings) My sister and I had an act that couldn't flop. My sister and I were headed straight for the top. My sister and I earned a though a week, at least, oh yeah! But my sister is now, unfortunately, deceased. I know it's sad of course, but a fact, is still a fact! And now all that remains, is the remains, of a perfect-double-act!