Sh*t Batman Says

I strode into the museum, Eagle and löwin beside me. I cracked my knuckles as we entered the Mineral exhibit.
“Simple grab-and-go girls. Pick want Du want, leave what Du don’t, and kill anyone who gets in your way” The Shadow’s had ordered. I found a dazzling halskette made purely from Gold and rubies. I saw Eagle grab a large sky blue opal and löwin pick a topaz that matched her mane like hair. We waltzed out. Suddenly, a red and yellow blur ran by. I looked at my hands and realized the halskette was gone. löwin growled and slipped the topaz into her mouth, careful not to swallow...

With their letters now safely in the mail, the team ventured back out into the cold. Deciding to take a walk around, Conner was the first to pick up on the slightest ringing sound. Look in the direction of the sound, the clone could see a worker standing outside a store, ringing a bell.

"What is that?" Conner asked.

"People who ring bells and collect money for a certain charity." Robin replied, tossing a couple quarters into the charity basket.

Continuing their walk, the team stumbled upon Mehr and Mehr people ringing those silver bells. Everywhere they looked, the holidays were being paraded...

Wally snuggled Artemis as he lay beside her in bed, though Wally was asleep Artemis lay staring at her side at the wall. Whenever she closed her eyes she saw the white rabbit in her dreams, tell ing her something, something like needing to come back to wonderland, the sad part is she never will considering she is dead. Artemis started to sniffle a bit trying to hide back tears, she really did want to go back but whenever she tried she never did, Artemis let out a sigh finally she was never going to get any sleep at this rate if she kept thinking about it but she couldnt help it. " Artemis......

It began to rain as Artemis and Wally entered the Mountain from the Zeta tubes in the Alley way. Recognized Kidflash B 03, recognized Artemis B O7, the machine voice sagte as the two entered. " So Du never told me what Du saw in the park? what was it?" Wally asked as they walked to the living room/kitchen area. " I-it was nothing Wally.." Artemis sagte as she turned away from him, " Well if it scared Du so much id like to know cause Du know Im your boyfriend.. and honestly i wouldnt want anything scaring you" Wally sagte as he faced her leaning in to KISS her, until Artemis's hand pushed him...

Now that the stockings were hung and the menorah in the window, Wally stepped back with a smile on his face. It only lasted five Sekunden when Conner walked up behind him.

"You didn't get a tree, Du know that, right?" The clone asked, Wally jumped.

"Duh, I know that."

"No Du don't."

"SHUT UP!"

"Hey guys, gonna go chop down a Weihnachten baum yet." Robin asked.

"Yes, exactly what us three were gonna do." Wally mumbled, going to get his coat.

20 Minuten later:

So that's how Wally, Conner, and Robin wound up in a Weihnachten baum lot, bundled up in heavy jackets.

"It's so freakin' cold!" Wally exclaimed browsing...

Wally ran around Mt. Justice, lights, a Weihnachten tree,Menorah,Kwanzaa stuff, basically everything used to celebrate different holidays decorated the base.

"Wally, what are Du doing?" Artemis finally asked. The speedster stopped.

"It's the holiday season, silly." Wally bopped her nose.

"AND, what are Du doing?" The archer asked, picking up a chain of lights Wally had dropped.

"He's decorating for the holidays," Robin sagte entering the room,"He has been since three this morning."

"Is he drunk oder something?"

"Nope, just had a lot of egg nog." The bird admitted.

"I didn't know what holiday everyone...

Chapter Fourteen-

Mount Justice
15:23 EDT December 23,

Wally was the last person Artemis expected to see sitting Von her bedside Weiter to the Boy Wonder with a worried look on his face.

She groaned and turned over, startling Wally and Robin.

"You're okay!" Wally exclaimed.

Artemis sat up in the bed. "What happened?" she asked groggily, then started panicking. "Where's mom? Is she okay? What-"

Robin held up a hand. "Your mom is okay. Batman took her Home and made sure she was safe."

Artemis relaxed in the bed. 

"Robin, Berichten to the Batcave." A computerized voice sagte over the loudspeakers. Robin left...

Short, but necessary...


Chapter Eleven-

Venice, Italy
18:00 CET December 19

Wally punched one guard at abendessen, abendmahl speed while Artemis knocked the other out with her bow.

The duo had advanced little in the past twenty minutes. It seemed every other footstep, guards would appear and they would have to take them out quietly and hide the bodies(which Wally naturally interjected to each time).

"Why must we do this?" Wally asked as they hauled the two guards toward a closet.

"Proper grammar, an improvement." Artemis said, tossing her body in the closet.

Wally rolled his eyes and tossed his in after hers. "Why...

Jade cut the communication short and stared at her friend.
“Are Du really going tomorrow?” she asked.
“Have to. No choice. Du heard everything.”
“I know Becca. But what are Du going to tell them?”
“Nothing. I'll sneak out and besides, I meet X at midnight. No need to fear Jade. I've got this. No one will ever know.”
“That's what I'm afraid of Becca. Don't we want people to know?”
“Not yet. Besides, it's loads of fun this way.”
“Secrecy hurts me.”
“Jade. Du aren't the one doing this. I am. How do Du think this makes me feel?”
“I know. But Du seem so excited. You've...

Chapter VIII-

Revenge jumped off the oben, nach oben of the building, Courage right behind him.

"Who is it?" she asked.

"Ice Crystal." Revenge said, not breaking his pace as he rounded a corner and pursued the junior ice villain.

The two Heroes ended up in a deserted mansion. They could see no sign of the villainess.

A few ice spikes flew out of the darkness and embedded themselves in Revenge's chest. He stumbled back and tossed a dagger blindly into the darkness which was very unlike him. It exploded and Ice Crystal laughed to Revenge's right. Revenge threw exploding daggers blindly until Courage grabbed his...

YJ: Return P2

Previously on The Return...


"Russia?" Robin asked.

"Russia." Batman said.

"With the international banquet between the United States and Russia approaching, tensions are running high and security has been pushed up."

"You want us to watch over the banquet and make sure no one tries anything." Robin said.

"Precisely."
*****
"Batman sagte to teilt, split into groups of two so it goes as follows: Megan, Connor. Artemis, Wally. Revenge, Holly. And Robin and me."
*****
"Communications are scrambled. Something's going to happen. Get the Team, hurry!" Revenge said.

Out of nowhere, something hit him and...

My name is Evelyn Veronica Isabelle Lang. I’m 13 with black hair and grey-blue eyes. I have special powers like my mom does. She is really strong, really pretty, she can fly and she has special bracelets that deflect things. My dad has no powers, but he’s really cool. He is really smart, makes his own little gadgets and is a skilled fighter. When I was little, they disappeared. I felt like they abandoned me, so I changed my name from Veronica Wayne to Evelyn Veronica Isabelle Lang. oder Evil. I’m a straße kid now, but I’ve always held my own. I’m a really great fighter, I’m really...

Part 3-

A sharp rapping came at Holly's window. She looked over. Revenge was squatting in the windowsill of her thirtieth story apartment. She went over and opened it. Revenge jumped in and closed the window.

"Batman wants us at the Cave in ten minutes." Revenge said.

"I'm almost ready." stechpalme, holly sagte slipping her gloves on.

Revenge looked around. "Nice room."

"Thanks," stechpalme, holly replied.

Revenge looked at her. "What's wrong?"

"Nothing, why do Du ask?"

"You're nervous."

"And how would Du know that?"

"I just do."

"Uh-huh." stechpalme, holly sagte non believing.

"What's wrong?" Revenge asked, handing her her boot and sitting...

“Okay. Who wants to play a game?” Becca asked, setting a bowl of M&M’s on the coffee table.
“I do!” Wally shouted. “What game?”
Becca ducked her head to hide her devious smirk as she sat on the floor. The others felt a little chill when the smirk on her face had moved to her eyes.
“Clue.”
“That's a boring game!”
“No it's not! At least not how I play it.”
Wally tilted his head as he caught Becca's smirk. Something was going to happen. But they agreed.
“How do Du play?” Artemis asked.
“Everyone needs to sit on the floor. Around the coffee table.”
“Don't we need...

Chapter One-

The Team stood in front of the bank. The robbers were tied up and the money was in the bank's safe.

Robin bent down and looked at the rope the robbers were tied up with. What he saw shocked him. He stood up and turned around to the Team.

"This is rope Batman uses." he sagte simply.

"So?" Artemis said. "What makes it so special?"

"It's a special nylon chord designed specifically for Batman. It's nearly unbreakable. Only Batman has access to it."

"Strange," Aqualad said. "Could it be Batman?" 

"No," Robin said. "He's...elsewhere."

"I see, then who-"

"There!" Superboy said, pointing at the...

“I’m no Queen” I sagte seriously
“Sorry. Forgot” he shrugged.
“It’s okay” I said. I closed my eyes so I could have a little nap in the sun, when a huge bucket of water was dumped on me. I bolted to my feet and got in a fighting stance.
“Okay, which one of Du was that?” I demanded. They all parted to reveal Kid Flash. I ran to my hover cycle and jumped on. I sped after him. Robin somehow managed to jump on.
“I steer, Du strangle” he ordered. I let him take the wheel. When we got right beside KF, I jumped onto his back, my hands reaching for his throat. Super Boy, Aqualad...

Suddenly, a man who wore a grayish costume with spiky goggles ran up to us. His squarish chin reminded me of our Batman back home.
"What's the situation, Bats?" Evelyn asked.
"Bank robbery. 31st street. Be there." He walked off without another word.
"Assemble the team," the other Robin told Evelyn. "This is serious--"
"Hold on," I interrupted him. "Take us instead. I'd like to see how Du work."
Evelyn looked at Robin apprehensively, but smiled. "Sure! Let's go!"
Since we'd traveled Von the teleporter, we had to borrow the other Miss Martian's bioship, which was blue in color. We had gotten...

Anna woke in a daze, her head killed. She slowly lifted her hand to he head to heal it, but her hands were bound together Von some kind of glowing red handcuffs. She put one hand on her forehead where a large gash and been made, probably from when she was pushed. She closed her eyes in concentration, but nothing happened. The handcuffs must be blocking her powers, she thought.All of a sudden she remembered why she was here, Max. She had to think of a way out of here, she had to save Max. Without his strength, he was completely vulnerable.
Her thoughts were interrupted Von a loud banging. "Let's...

The other Erica frowned at Robin, but didn't say anything. She faked a smile toward me, and took my hand.
"I'm--"
"You're Erica," I interrupted her.
She shook her head. "We may look the same, but we have different names. I'm Evelyn Richards."
She still has my last name, I thought, feeling uncomfortable. Evelyn and the other Robin motioned us into their headquarters.
Inside, it looked exactly like the Hall of Justice. All of the souvenirs from different missions were gepostet on columns, and a bibliothek was placed at the end of the building. We passed many superheroes, who looked like the ones in...

I clutched the steering wheel tightly, maneuvering the bioship carefully without hurting its passengers.
Behind me, Robin was changing into his diving suit. It took every inch of my mere human strength to not look back at him while he was changing.
"This is nice," he sagte finally, sitting in the sitz beside me. "We never have time to talk privately."
I smiled as I gave the wheel to him and changed into my diving suit. "Batman's really killing me with the work hours he's giving; could Du persuade him to give us a Tag off?"
He looked at me as if that task was impossible. "You're talking about...