What do Du think about Bubba? :)

This story is about a guy name Bubba. He’s rather special and is at times questionable with his absurd behavior. Many cannot fathom his preposterous personality and his mental instability but there is one person who appreciates Bubba’s existence. And that person is …..Nobody
He lives in room 567 in Leer’s Mental Facility, in the province of LeeNer . Everybody cringes at his horrid features. There’s only one way Du could describe his treacherous face and that is…a severe case of extreme ugliness.
Once glance at him and your dead.
Here are the symptoms of looking at him:
Death
It’s a long painful process
The ugliness that surrounds him is so thick that one glimpse at him and you’ll be thrown out of the Earths hemisphere.
- Once 30 feet of the ground your eyes would spontaneously combust from the pressure of his repulsive features.
-Once at the oben, nach oben of the exosphere, which is about 360 miles above Earth, your body would slowly but painfully start to deteriorate from the disease of Fea.
The disease Fea is Latin for Ugly. There is currently no cure for this Virus and probably never will be.
This Artikel is in memory of Alan Chin1999-2012
Cause of Death- seeing his reflection
Written Von Serena