Act of Valor

Wind Reacts to Stupid Stuff on the Internet

Part I: Challenges

“The Drinking Challenge”
Oh yes, because you’ll need to get drunk when your Friends are this fucking stupid

“The Boiling Water Challenge”
Unless you’re a hummer at a fancy restaurant, there is no goddamn reason to stick your hand in boiling water

“The feuer Challenge”
What kind of masochistic person lights themselves on feuer for popularity? You’re not Evil Canival goddamn it

“The Driving Challenge”
This is why adults don’t trust teens to be in cars

“The Marihuana Challenge”
Well, I look vorwärts-, nach vorn to hearing about...

~Personal Information~
-Nik’s birthday is February 7th, 1999, a week before Valentine’s Day
-Nik’s real name is Nikolas, but finds his full name to be too formal, and prefers to be called Nik Von his friends.
-Nik has studied both psychology and sociology, something he is both fascinated with and easily bored with. It depends on what mood he is in
-Nik is a nihilist
-Nik is demisexual
-Nik has both Irish blood and German blood. It is believed that, from his father’s side, he has some Native American blood as well, though very little
-Nik has taken both French and Spanish, and is equally terrible...

Part 1 of Chapter 1

In a dark room, lit Von a single schreibtisch lamp, there was the silhouette of a person. A person of about average height, with rugged hair. He sat at the desk, Schreiben on a single sheet of paper. The paper was filled with thousands upon thousands of words, completely blocking out the paper. The working man, seeing his paper lacking any free Weltraum left, put his pencil away, and placed his paper on the oben, nach oben of the stack. The paper rested on a pile that towered over him, it’s shadow blocking out the rest of the room behind him. The man got up from the schreibtisch and headed over to the door,...