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Thomas: *Annoyed as he waits at a station*
Passengers: *Concerned*
Thomas: *Takes off at 200 miles an hour* AAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
S.B: *Walks onto the platform with a record*

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Thomas: *Stops at another station* Ah, much better. Now let's Zeigen The Adventures of Thomas & Friends, and The Nut House.

Episode 1: Gordon, and the new diesel

It was a wonderful Tag on the island of sodor. Thomas was running his branchline as usual, when he stopped at a station. Gordon stopped Weiter to him.

"Good morning Gordon." sagte Thomas. "How are Du on this fine day?"

"I'm doing alright Thomas." Gordon replied, "And I heard we're getting a new engine."

"That's awesome." Wheeshed Thomas, "Do Du know when the new engine will be getting here?"

"I think he'll meet us at Tidmouth Shed's tomorrow morning." Gordon told Thomas, then he steamed off with the express. Then, Thomas took off with his train.

The Weiter morning, Sir Tophamm Hat was at Tidmouth Sheds with a silver diesel that had three stripes.

"Everyone, meet Sean." sagte Sir Tophamm Hat. "He is the new engine that I ordered."

"A pleasure to meet Du all." sagte Sean.

All the engines sagte hello to the new engine, except for Gordon. He seemed jealous, and thought that Sean was going to replace him.

"Gordon," sagte Sir Tophamm Hat, "I need Du to carry the express."

"Yes sir," sagte Gordon, and he left the yards at once.

When Gordon got to Knapford station, he noticed the express was a little larger then it normally was. It was seven passenger cars long.

Gordon coupled to the train, and left the station when the signal turned green.

'This may be hard to get up that hill' Gordon thought. It seemed to be easy at first, but Gordon knew he would have a hard time going up the hill.

A few Minuten later, near the station, Sean was waiting for his first assignment. A engineer came to him.

"Gordon is stuck on the hill, and needs your help." sagte the engineer.

"I'll get on it right away." Sean said, and raced out of the station to Gordon's hill.

"Years of going up this monstrous hill, and I still can't get a train up here." Gordon exclaimed, "Bother!"

Sean soon arrived, "Don't worry Gordon, I'm here to help."

"Oh great." Gordon said, "The engine that Sir Tophamm Hat got to replace me."

"Is that why Du think I'm here?" Sean asked.

"Yes!" Gordon answered. "Everytime Sir Tophamm Hat gets a diesel, they threaten to replace us!"

"I don't want to replace anyone." Sean said, as he coupled to the train.

"Alright," sagte the conductor, "Let's get a Bewegen on."

Sean pushes, as Gordon pulled. Together, they got the train up Gordon's hügel with ease. As they reached the top, Sean uncoupled from the train, and watched Gordon take off.

Later, Sir Tophamm Hat came to see him at the Weiter station, "Sean is not replacing any engines, and Du should know better. He helped Du go up a hügel after Du made that accusation. As a punishment, you're going to pull freight trains for three weeks."

"Oh, the indignity." sagte Gordon, and left the station right when the conductor blew his whistle while waving his green flag.

Meanwhile at the sheds, Sean was talking to Thomas, Percy, and Duck.

"My Zurück owner replaced me with newer diesels called a genesis." Sean told the three, "They can use a third rail for electricity."

"We don't have any engines like that on our lines." ente said.

"What is a third rail?" Percy asked.

"It's another rail that is parallel to the tracks." Sean explained, "Some diesels are capable of using the third rail to use electricity for power. I'm not one of them."

Just then, Gordon arrived at the sheds, "What are Du telling these engines?" Gordon asked.

"What my Zurück railroad was like." Sean told him.

"Sure." sagte Gordon, not believing him.

"Why don't Du believe him?" ente asked.

"It's not like he wants to take over our jobs" Percy said, "Some engines did that to him already."

"Really?" Gordon asked.

"Sad, but true." sagte Sean.

'Maybe, this guy isn't so bad after all.' Gordon thought, "Could Du tell me what your line was like?" Gordon said.

So that night, the engines heard a lot of stories that Sean told them, about how he pulled trains when he was brand new, but that's another story.

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Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. Du can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 19: Labor Day

Kevin and Liam were planning a special trip to celebrate Labor Day.

Liam: Where should we go?
Kevin: I'd like to try somewhere north for a change. A few Friends at work recommended Boston.
Liam: That's a good idea. Ooh, how about Cape Cod? There's a nice strand over there.
Parker: *Arrives* Or, Du can see the parade in Flemington.
Kevin: I thought Flemington only had parades for Memorial Day, and Christmas.
Parker: I got the mayor to make an exception this year. Do Du want to know why?
Liam: Because you're a square. Physically, and metaphorically.
Parker: I am not a square!
Kevin: That's right, he's a pentagon.
Liam: Why do Du always lie to us Parker?
Parker: Du think you're really funny, don't you? Well I'm not standing for this. Du will go to the labor Tag parade Weiter Saturday, oder you'll be sorry.

As Parker walked away, Kevin and Liam continued to speak.

Liam: Let's go to Boston. It's further away from that psycho.
Kevin: Labor Tag is supposed to celebrate not working. That parade will defeat the whole purpose since people will be working.
Liam: What about all the other places where people will be working?
Kevin: That's their decision. Parker's going to force everyone in Flemington to run a parade that no one wants to do, oder see.
Liam: I wonder what kind of vehicles he's going to have people look at as they go down Main Street.
Kevin: If it's cringe, I'm going to sabotage it.

In Flemington, Parker spoke to the mayor.

Parker: Now listen, I got most of the vehicles, and most of the funding. Du just need to provide the manpower.
Mayor: That's the problem I keep trying to address. Nobody wants to see a parade. It's Labor Day. They just want to relax, and enjoy the time off.
Parker: What better way to enjoy time off than with a parade? I trust you'll find enough shapes to help me run this successful parade.
Mayor: Will it really be successful?
Parker: Try to have Mehr of a righteous attitude. This will be great. *Heads for the door* Need I remind Du about the blackmailing?
Mayor: Um, no.

When Parker drove away, he didn't notice a blue Silverado. Kevin parked his truck in front of the court house, accompanied Von Liam.

Kevin: *Goes with Liam into the courthouse*
Mayor: Labor Tag Parade. Nobody in this town has the interest.
Liam: *Walks in with Kevin* We want to talk to Du about a parade.
Mayor: Oh no, Du too?!
Kevin: Wait, we're on your side. The red square Du were just talking to is named Parker. He's trying to force people to run this parade.
Mayor: He sagte he was going to leave that to me.
Kevin: He's lying. He told us he had plans to make this work no matter what it took.
Liam: Do Du know if he's keeping any vehicles in storage for this event?
Mayor: Perhaps. There's a spot where we keep some vehicles.

While driving back to Frenchtown, Parker was feeling pleased with himself.

Parker: *Laughing* This Monday, I'll make people do actual work, therefore Wird angezeigt everyone what Labor Tag is really about. Work.

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Hundreds of blue squares were playing Musik as they marched down Main Street. They were rehearsing for the parade Parker wanted to host for Labor Day.

Parker: Good good good.
Tuba Square: *Misses a note, and trips*
Marching Squares: *Fall down*

Stop the song

Parker: Wrong wrong wrong! What was that?!?! I thought Du sagte Du were professionals!
Trumpet Square: Professionals get paid!
Parker: Don't complain, and keep practicing!!

Kevin and Liam went into the garage where some vehicles were kept for the parade.

Liam: A lot of classics in here.
Kevin: *Looks at a truck with the head of Richard Nixon* Oh god that's scary!
Liam: Du sagte Du were going to destroy it.
Kevin: Wait, I have a better idea.
Parker: *Watching the marching squares struggle* I don't believe this! This should be easy for Du fools!
Kevin: *Driving the truck towards Parker, and honks the horn twice*
Parker: What?! *Looks at the truck* AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Kevin & Liam jumped out of the truck, and it knocked down Parker's tower.

Kevin: *Walking towards his truck* The rest of your cars have been set on fire. Have fun running your parade now. *Drives away with Liam*
Flute Square: What now Parker?
Parker: The parade is cancelled. Go home.

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Liam: Did Du really set all of the cars on fire? I thought we were only doing that if they were *Clears throat* "cancerous."
Kevin: I only sagte that to make him Abbrechen his stupid parade.

End Credits

Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one Mehr minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See Du later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground Weiter to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head Von her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front Von his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit Von her name*
Mack: Cool! *Gets hit Von his name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, oder beaten up Von floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from September 12, 2019

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Thomas: Aight I'mma head out. We're taking the 1st two weeks of February off, so we'll see Du on the 20th. Happy Valentine's Day.


Remember when I talked about Dead Rising 2 and sagte that I liked it just a little less than Dead Rising 1? Well now it is time for me to finally talk about why I like Dead Rising 1 more. And I am aware of the technical flaws of Dead Rising compared to the sequel, but everything else, the feel, the stuff around it, it just captivates me more.
You play as Frank West, a cocky news reporter who has covered wars, ya know. He travels to Willamette, Colorado during a mysterious outbreak. There, Frank comes across agents from the Department of Homeland Security, Brad and Jessie, who are searching...
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Wind: (Sitting at a park bench)
James: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do Du want, James?
James: I just came for a walk, and Du were here
Wind: Bullshit. Du were looking for me
James: Okay, I was. Did Du see that protest in town
Wind: Protest?
James: Yeah, this one with this one crazy woman
Wind: Crazy? Oh boy, what is it this time?

Alana: It is time we stop letting men step all over us
Wind: Who the fuck is that
James: I think she sagte her name was Alana Sedgwickson. She’s pretty messed up
Wind: How so?
Alana: We need to stop shaming anyone and everyone who is against homosexuality, blacks, women, and anyone...
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" from Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme from KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion from Alinah09

Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

And Featuring Stylo from Jimmythedragon

Episode 20

Another Way To Lie

January 7, 1953

It was a snowy Tag in Cheyenne. Everypony was working their hardest. Except Gordon. He was being very lazy, and refused to get a train out of the station.

Pete: Why won't Du work this time?
Gordon: Because, I need help...
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Du know, I already made a Liste of those horrible people who will gladly take the lives of others… So I thought why not talk about Mehr of them. I don’t know why, but it seems that video games and murderers seem to go together in a very insane puzzle. So today, we will talk about ten Mehr video game murderers. First, the rules. Only from games that I have played and only one game per franchise. Also, I am not going to include the same killers from the last list, in order to avoid being redundant. And lastly, neither Trevor from GTA V oder Vaas from Far Cry 3 will be on this list. Vaas has...
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Song (Start at 4:28): link

Kevin: *Leading a dancing line with Liam, Mr. Nut, Wayne, Miss. Heart, Tom Foolery, Master Sword, and Saten Twist*
Ian: I wish I could join, but being a train, I'd probably go too fast, and run them over. Now, time for those back to back episodes of Gran Turismo.

What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle: *In a black umwandelbar, konvertierbar, cabrio with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the umwandelbar, konvertierbar, cabrio they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!

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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.

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Twilight: Why would somepony want...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas

Mordecai & Rigby were watching TV, when a commercial came on.

Rigby: Aw, really?
Mordecai: Screw this.
Rigby: Hold up! There's a commercial for a videogame!!
Man: Now available in stores is an all new Sonic The Hedgehog game, that has all the sonic games in one disc!
Mordecai: Awesome.
Man: Du can play up to 45 characters in any game.
Rigby: I want this!!!
Man: Only available in Canada!
Mordecai: WHAT?!!?
Man: Sonic Forever! Rated Everyone 10, and up.
Rigby: How could it be only available in Canada? That's 200 miles from here!
Mordecai:...
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So about a while back, like two years ago, I reviewed The Hills Have Eyes 2009 remake. I thought it was alright. Disgusting as hell and stupid at times, but an enjoyable movie. And that’s when I remembered it’s a remake. I knew there was a film remade, but what I didn’t know is that the original film was created Von Wes Craven, who made Nightmare on Elm Street. Despite that, this movie was made a few years before Nightmare on Elm Street. Is it as good as Wes Craven’s other classics oder is it best forgotten? Let’s found out.



The film follows a small American suburban town called...
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Percy: *Building a snowman with Kevin*
S.B: *Throws a snowball at Gordon*
Gordon: Hey!
S.B: Come on, it's a snowball fight.
Orion: *Crashes a model train into a hotel*
Liam: Hey, if Du want to have fun crashing stuff, play Train Simulator.
Orion: Alright.
Liam: Liam here from The Nut House. Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I have created tonight's schedule for you.

8 PM - Now

Ponies On The Rails
Trainz

8:30 PM - Later

Bartholomew - Back to back

Liam: Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from Ponies On The Rails got his own spin off. This should be fun to watch, but first, Ponies On...
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Standing, in the darkness.
Alone, with only your dreams.
Or rather.
Your nightmares.
Could they be fiction?
Or your own reality?

Chestnut Pines, Washington. A small town out from the lively cities and locations of the country. A town of dying business and abandoned homes. It gets by, but barely thriving. It’s a simple town, but that will change. A nightmare is coming into the town. Nobody will suspect it, and when they do, it may be too late. This is a Jahr of something dark. What will happen? What choices will be made? Will they be for the best, oder will they go wrong. The choice is up to you,...
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Oliver: This is it. We ain't gonna be around no more.
Rosie: I'll miss all of you.
Shayne: Du still have time to be here. You're last episode will be playing after Ponies On The Rails.
Oliver: Oh.
Rosie: Okay.
Shayne: Welcome back, oder welcome for those of Du just joining us. I'm Shayne from Trainz, and I'm hosting Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories tonight. Let's get those stories rolling on our Sekunde half of the Zeigen with Ponies On The Rails.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog...
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Teacher: And that kids is how Hitler Lost the war
Wind: Can we learn about something in history that isn’t Hitler for once
Teacher: No, now sit down
(The glocke rings)
Teacher: Okay class, we’ll continue tomorrow
Wind: Hopefully I can get hit Von a truck before then
(The class leaves)
Teacher: (Waits for them to leave before taking a flask out of his schreibtisch and drinking from it)

Teacher: (Drives home) I swear, those kids don’t have any appreciation for history oder even their fellow man (Hits the breaks as a person drives out in front of him) Watch where you’re driving Du fucking asshole! (Continues...
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Therapist: Du honestly believe that everyone around Du is a waste of space
Wind: Exactly
Therapist: Have Du ever thought that maybe it is Du who is the problem
Wind: Let me check (Looks outside and sees a group of guys Schreiben a penis on the whiteboard)
Wind: Nope. It is definitely the rest of the world
(A clock rings)
Therapist: (Under breath) Oh thank god (To Wind) Looks like we’re out of time today. Same time Weiter week?
Wind: Bite me (Walks out)
Hannah: So, how is the therapy working
Wind: Fuck off, Hannah. You’re the reason I had to talk to the school therapist in the first place
Hannah:...
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The Richardsons
(Applause)
Starring Howard
Howard: (Hearing clapping, as he looks up from his newspaper)
Wendy
Wendy: (Startled from the clapping)
Oscar
Oscar: (Looks around his bedroom as he hears clapping)
Megan
Megan: (Takes off her headphones to hear the clapping)
And Bob
Bob: (Smiles)

The Richardsons is filmed in front of a live studio audience
(70’s sitcom Musik plays)
(Camera zooms in on a decrepit house with boarded doors and windows)
(Everyone sitting at the breakfast table, looking as if they are crazy)
Wendy: Howard, what are we gonna-
Howard: Quiet. If we don’t talk, they won’t...
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Master Sword was born in Manehatten. He was always cared for Von his mother, but his father, being a drunkard, a cheater, and a poor parent, had never liked him. His father would always insult him, hit him, and call him gay, because he never had a girlfriend in school. However, he always cared about Sword's brother, Chimney Sweep, who always wanted to be better than Sword, and he always did one up Master Sword in everything he did. Cookie Crumb, Master Sword's young sister, always cared about him, just like his mother, but was always scared of him when he got angry. Due to how Master Sword was...
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Craig Armstrong: For those who don't know. He's the voice of the famish Dan..

Max Gilmardi: It's one of the many reasons I Liebe Spike in pony,mov. I tried watching Mehr of his videos,, but his only one I laughed at is, "Little Jerry and the closet".. (I also Liebe his name for some reason).

Daniel Baxter: (How it should of ended)

Seth Macfarlene:

Greg: (Voice of the mentally advanced series)

Shia LaBeouf:

Ned Luke: (Micheal De Santa)

Rob Weithoff: (John Marston)

Jane Lynch: Not kidding when I say. I hope she ends up appearing in my little pony. Though I don't see it ever happening..

Mrawkwardreviewer:


There's obviously more.. But it'll go on and on forever..
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I'm so fresh Du can suck my nuts.
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Wind: (Sitting in class with the other students) So what’s all this about?
Cody: Well, it’s Veteran’s Day. I think the school had something planned
Administrator: Alright, students, listen up. In honor of Veteran’s Day, we have a two very special guests with us. First, let me introduce Du to Thomas Reynolds
(A man walks into the classroom, carrying an oxygen tank with him)
Administrator: He’s a World War II veteran who fought in Germany. It’s amazing he was able to survive. Anything Du want to discuss, Mr. Reynolds
Thomas Reynolds: (Takes a breathe from his oxygen mask) I just want...
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