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When it comes to the Filme made Von Rob Zombie, they’re kinda hit oder miss for me. Some of them can be good, and others, like Halloween, can be the worst thing I’ve ever seen. So, naturally, when I heard of this one animated movie Von Rob Zombie, I was…. Interested, to say the least. Not sure if I wanted to watch it, but, I gave it a try. I decided to buy the movie off line, since the film was straight-to-video, and gave it a watch… And it was definitely a film that I enjoyed… kinda. So, let’s talk about the movie that few know as The Haunted World of El Superbeasto.



Now, I don’t know much about Rob Zombie with the only technical disc I have with their Musik being….. The video game, Rock of the Dead (Probably should review that sometime). Thankfully, my older brother is a Fan of them, so I decided to ask him what this movie was about, yet even he didn’t know what the film was. It makes sense that no one, not even huge Rob Zombie fans, know much on this movie, since it was straight-to-video, which must mean it was a very underrated film. Now, the reason I decided to watch this movie was the animation. It looked so well done and colorful, that I just had to keep my eyes on it. But, it also looked very familiar. I decided to look up the Animation company, and found they had also worked on Ren and Stimpy: Adult Party Cartoon……. Ooooooohhh…. Shit.



So, this movie, as I said, was directed Von Rob Zombie, and follows an actor/director and luchador named El Superbeasto, who has an ego so big, it fits his arrogant celebrity personality. He, along with his super agent sister, Suzi-X and her robot sidekick, Murray the Robot, must stop the evil villain known as Doctor Satan from marrying the stripper Velvet Von Black, who has the mark of the beast printed on her…. backside. Now, already, this film sounds incredibly stupid… And it is. But I Liebe it for so many reasons. First off, the setting. The city the characters live in, known as Monsterland, which is a place filled with people living with classical monsters. It’s such a unique setting. Usually, people are trying to kill monsters. Instead, there living with them. I mean, they kill some monsters, but only threatening ones. But I’ll talk about that later. The entire movie is… How do I put this… A very overly-sexual film. Von that, I mean there’s nudity all over this movie, and I mean A LOT! It gets a bit hard to watch the film when there’s a lot of nudity. I’m not gonna be the person that says, “This movie is sexist because of women being naked”. No, that’s dumb. I’m saying that it needs to at least decrease the nudity. There’s too much in this movie. There’s a point where it’s a movie, and a point where it becomes softcore porn. I can barely Suchen for Bilder that don’t have nudity in some way. It gets a bit… difficult.



Now, some of Du may wonder why I haven’t talked about the “horror” in this movie that is Mehr of a comedy. Well, sure, it’s not that scary, really. But I’ll tell Du what it does have. Constant references to classical horror literature. I’m a huge Fan of horror (No duh). So seeing all these references just makes like a little kid. A very mentally screwed up kid, but still a little kid. There’s Dracula, wolf Man, Phantom of the Opera, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Frankenstein. Even references to classical horror movies, like Creature of the Black Lagoon, Saucer Men, Jack Nicholson from The Shining, the Chestbursters from Aliens, and Captain Spaulding from Rob Zombie’s other films like The Devil’s Rejects. This film has dozens of references and I Liebe them.



Now, I’ve sagte before that this movie was made Von the animators that did Adult Party Cartoon, a Zeigen that I found to be… disgusting. It was trying way too hard to be violent and gross that it forgot to be funny. Yes, The Haunted World of El Superbeasto is a bit vulgar, raunchy, and gory. In fact. In fact, I think that it’s even Mehr nasty without FCC limitations you’d get on TV. But, El Superbeasto also manages to be funny. The crude scenes and gore manage to have some good humor that, honestly, had me laughing a few times, even if they may be a bit screwed up. I don’t know. Maybe my Liebe for Panty and strumpf with Garterbelt are what make me enjoy Filme like this. I’m not sure how to describe this film. Rob Zombie sagte that this film was like if Spongebob and Scooby Doo were filthy, and…. Yeah, that sounds about right.



Well, I don’t know what to say. If you’re tired of overly serious Rob Zombie films, and just want a well animated film with some good comedy, then this is for you. It may not be for everyone, what with the immature sense of humor and nudity all over the place, it still manages to entertain a few people. Du can find this on DVD for dirt cheap online. This movie needs all the money it can get what with being in development hell for three years. And also, buy the action figures of the two main characters. This is not an advertisement, I swear. Mini review on the action figures. They look just like the cartoon characters, so I say buy them, and then tell everyone you’re great because Du don’t watch mainstream animated Filme Von Disney. Anyway, that outta do it for me. Go watch this movie and either laugh oder be disgusted. Take care.

Hello everyone, and today, I want to talk about one of my most cherished childhood shows. That would be Ed Edd n Eddy. This Zeigen was about three kids, named Ed, Edd, and Eddy, who were always trying to scam the other kids of the cul-de-sac out of there money, only to fail in the end. The reason I loved this Zeigen was because of how real it felt, along with its colorful cast of characters, and well drawn atmosphere, and the witty humor. But, I thought to myself "What are my most Favorit episodes"? So, today, I present to Du my ten Favorit Ed, Edd, n Eddy episodes. And remember, its all my...
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So remember when I started Corner of Horror and talked about Five Nights at Freddy’s, a horror game that I just cannot stand yet it managed to get a whole lot of publicity and popularity? Yeah, I still don’t like it. But if anything created an even bigger fandom, it had to be the indie game, Undertale. But unlike Five Nights at Freddy’s, I actually like Undertale. In fact, I Liebe Undertale. Let’s talk about why I Liebe Undertale so much.



Undertale takes place in a world filled with humans and monsters. After a war broke out, the monsters were forced underground and were separated...
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So back when I was a young kid, before I was big into fighting games, me and my brothers only had two options of games to play. We had either straße Fighter II, and Mortal Kombat: Deception. And looking back… yeah, straße Fighter II held up way better. But we still loved Mortal Kombat. We loved the characters (That weren’t new to Deception anyway, except Kenshi), we loved the brutal finishers, and we loved the world of Mortal Kombat so much. I just wish it was Mehr refined. And then Netherrealm Studios happened.
Mortal Kombat 9 (I know it’s just called Mortal Kombat, but screw that...
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Hello, everyone, and happy Halloween. And tonight, we have a very special movie. oder a really bad one. I usually write these intros before I start the film, but that’s not the point. I know that The Fly wasn’t even up for a while, but I just couldn’t wait to talk about this film. So consider this a double feature, to celebrate the Halloween season. A friend of mine told me about this movie, and that the best way to describe it was “The Goonies for horror fans”. And I Liebe The Goonies, so, for the final movie of Cultober, let’s take a look at 1987’s Monster Squad.



Not even...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 3: taco Bell

A new restaurant opened up in town. Everyone was excited to see it.

Alinah: *Walks towards the entrance* Ooh, taco Bell. *Floats into the store*
Eula: *Watching Alinah float into the store* Oh, Hey Alinah.
Alinah: Hi Eula.
Eula: Guess what I just ordered.
Alinah: There's a lot to choose from. I don't know if I can guess.
Eula: Alright,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, oder chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson Motorräder on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle Weiter to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Hello everyone, and welcome to the first Artikel of Boss Bits. So the first game I will be talking about is none other then the XBox Original Legend Fable. This game is a masterpiece. It had great characters, great gameplay, an awesome story and had some real good humor too. This game series is pretty much where Du play as one of the last remaining Hero's of the country of Albion and Du have a choice to be good oder evil. This game is fun, but then... There are the bosses. Which we will be talking about... right now
(Warning, this Artikel contains spoilers)

Boss: wespe Queen
The wespe Queen is the...
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Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Great Escape

Starring

The good guys

Sean the hedgehog
Shredder Dash
Bartholomew Perfect the 55th
Jade Greene
Volk
Pablo
Brewster Amzel
Sigmund
Gordon
Princess Celestia
Rainbow Dash
Applejack
Shining Armor
James

Chibi-emmy's OC

Sacred Symphony

Dragonaura15's OC

Airborne

The bad guys

Griffons

Gilda
Major Skyler

Nazis

Major Jones
Captain Muntz
Seargent Schultz

Changelings

Queen Chrysalis
Luke
Jordyn
Corporal Hothead

This is based off of a true story. Although the characters...
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Whenever it comes to animation, there’s something so fascinating about it. It’s much different from the real world, and Animation allows people to do things that Du couldn’t do in reality. And I kinda need to Liebe animation, since I to wish to work in animation. Now, I can’t draw to save my life. All I can do is write, and that’s about it. But I still Liebe the Animation of Cartoons and animes, and even video games. So, today, I want to share with Du all Animation styles Von creators that I Liebe the most. Some Du may like, and some I may get Du to like. So, let’s start with the...
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Well this is probably a sign of things to come. Godai: Elemental Force is a game I could find little information on. What I do know is that it was developed Von the 3DO Company, known for the Army Men franchise, who would go defunct a Jahr after Godai was released. Now I’m not saying Godai was responsible for 3DO’s demise… but…. No one is willing to discuss oder even review this game, it seems. The most critique I saw in video format was the video titled “Worst game ever” and audio in French. That video is ten years old as of this year, good god. Also, for those wondering, Godai: Elemental...
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Well… How about that Bethesda? How about that Fallout 76? How about that Todd Howard and his Sweet Little Lies? Yeah, I am really aware of how cool it is right now to hate on Fallout 76, and I am aware that not a lot of people are Fans of Skyrim. In fact, hating it is kind of a law now, but just because 76 is a mistake, that doesn’t mean I will grow to hate Skyrim, no matter how many times they re-release it.
Elder Scrolls: Skyrim takes place in, well, Skyrim, as the hero of the story, known as Dragonborn, comes to find that the land is under attack Von dragons. So, with the use of...
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Ever since I was a young child, I always thought to myself that a stories hero is just as good as their villain. I don't know what it was, but there were times where I preferred the villains over the heroes. I guess it is because the hero is always the character who just wants to do good for the sake of it being the right thing, but the villains motives are always something else. Sure, Du always have the typical, "taking over the world" plots, but sometimes, Du don't need an deep motive to be an interesting villain. Of course, not that there aren't any on here that do have such motives. So,...
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Remember how great Nightmare on Elm Street? Remember the mystery of Freddy and how the reveal turned out to be rather creepy? Remember all the creepy special effects that, while limited, managed to make the movie even scarier. Well, thanks to the remake done Von Michael Bay, we can throw all those out the window, because I got for Du all, not a Nightmare on Elm straße classic, but the 2010 remake of the same name, and let me tell you, it sure is a scary movie… For completely different reasons.



Now, while Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 wasn’t really a good movie, it at least had SOMETHING...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: (Smokes cigarette)
Cody: Hey, queer
Wind: Hello, failed abortion
Cody: Du know, Du shouldn’t be smoking. The School-Fags will find out
Wind: Like I care about some fucking school people
Hall Monitor: Hey, put out that cigarette
Wind: Gladly (Puts cigarette out on the Hall Monitors hand)
Hall Monitor: (Screams in pain)
Cody: Hey, did Du hear about that new kid. I hear he is a real perv
Wind: Incase Du forgot, everyone is too scared of me to even get two feet near me to tell me anything
Cody: Oh, here he comes right now (Kid walks by)
Kid: Hey, I’m James
Wind: Hey, I don’t care...
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenbogen Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Zeigen - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a baum stump when suddenly..

Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. Du look very adorable. I gotta take Du to meet some friends....
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We all play games to actually get away from all the pointless chores of reality. Sadly, though, there are moments in games that throw us right back into reality Von making us do the same chores as in reality. Now, a few rules before I begin. Only one game per franchise and only games that I have played. Now, with all that said, lets start the list.



#10: Survivor Chores from Dead Rising - Now, this really isn’t pointless, as saving survivors does get Du a new weapon, levels Du up, oder gives Du money. However, there are THOSE survivors. Du know the ones, the ones that will refuse to...
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