Now, we all know movies, and we all Liebe them. And the characters in them are pretty amazing too. Sadly, there are those characters who are just…. awful. Those are the characters that are made to just ruin the entire experience. So, today, I am going to talk about the ten worst movie characters that made watching them a little less enjoyable. Now, the rules. Only from Filme I have seen and only one movie per franchise. Now, with that said, lets start the list
#10: Rachel Ferrier from War of the World’s - Sadly, this won’t be the last minor character on the list. Now, with a little kid, I know they are supposed to be real scared of things like threatening aliens Mehr than the average man, but does she really need to scream with the soundwaves as powerful as an atom bomb. I’m not kidding when I say her loud screams actually are used to wake up my brother in the morning. And if that wasn’t bad enough, she screams ALL! THE FUCKING! TIME! I don’t really try to promote child murder, but, aliens, please kill her.
#9: Wendy Torrence from The Shining - Now, while the Shining was one of the greatest horror Filme ever, it’s a shame that this… thing existed in the film. I have to say, Shelly Duvall's Schauspielen is much Mehr scary than insane Jack Nicholson, disturbing twin girls, and a man dressed as a bär preforming folacio could ever be. Her Schauspielen was that of cardboard, and all she did was whine and cry and complain. Stanley Kubrick hated her Schauspielen so much, that he actually never told her about the famous axe scene just to get a real horror experience. Sadly, though, we all praise Kubrick for this. At least we got something better then just whimpering.
#8: Willie from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom - Now, while Mutt Williams from Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull could have easily made this list, I thought it would be better to put the first annoying Indiana Jones character on this list. All Willie does is cry and complain and scream like a fucking schoolgirl who just saw a spider. I’m not kidding, literally 80% of her lines are just screaming and complaining. If I wanted to hear a women complain, I’d get married…….. Wow, that was offensive. I apologize to all women.
#7: Mary Corleone from The Godfather Part III - There is a reason we don’t like to talk about the third Godfather movie, and that is… This character. All Mary does is try to have a creepy relationship with her cousin, and just act all stiff of a board. She is easily the worst actress in the series, and the only reason she is in this movie is because her father, Francis Ford Coppola, the director of the three movies, let her be in the movie. Du know, this is why Du have professional actors. This is also why Du DON’T LET YOUR CHILDREN ACT IN Filme THAT SHOULD BE AMAZING! BECAUSE THEIR PISSPOOR Schauspielen RUINS THE FRANCHISE!
#6: Tim and Lex Murphy from Jurassic Park - Well, lets talk about the kids that started the annoying children trend. I mean, seriously, why was these little shits never put in the Sekunde oder third movie? Why did they have to be in this one? All they do is get told to do something and do the COMPLETE OPPOSITE! Du tell them to get a shot gun, they’ll just stand there and watch. Du tell them to stay still, they wonder off. I tell them to fucking die, they, unfortunately, survive. Seriously, if Du were gonna make the god awful sequels, at least put these little shits in them.
#5: Ruby Rhod from The Fifth Element - Now, the director of the movie told Chris Tucker to act as annoying as possible. And, I gotta say, he did a pretty good job. Because he was so fucking annoying, that I literally hate to mute the goddamn movie every time I saw him on screen. This guy will talk about everything like he is doing a news shoot while he is high on goddamn heroine. And that fucking scream of his. I gotta say, out of all of the screams on this list, he easily has the worst. I mean, his screams will go on for goddamn hours, and it is as appealing as having a fucking drill shoved in your ears.
#4: Sam Witwicky from Transformers - Now, ignoring the problems with this movie, such as terrible pacing, and the fact that they the Transformers testicles, lets look at the elefant in the room… Shia Labeouf. And I gotta say, that is one big fucking elephant. But, we’ll just talk about his character. I get that they needed him so the audience could relate. Yeah, lets relate to a guy who acts all cool, and calm to everyone, except pretty girls. I swear, a movie about the fucking TRANSFORMERS, and most of it is about Sam’s romance life. That’s like making a new star, sterne Wars movie and only Wird angezeigt minor lightsaber fights, but most of it being about Han Solo’s and Chewbacca's bromance. IT DOESN’T FUCKING WORK!
#3: Robin from Batman and Robin - Is it sad that young teenage Robin acts Mehr mature than adult Robin? What am I saying, yes it’s sad. Its fucking pathetic actually. Throughout the entire movie, all Robin does is whine, and whine, and WHINE! He always wants to one-up Batman, saying that he could easily be a better superhero, when really, he’s just a fucking loser. I mean, my god, he never shuts up, and whenever his mouth opens, you’d better expect him to whine about something. Sure, this movie had Mehr than one problem, but this character, easily the worst… and the Bat Credit Card.
#2: Bella schwan from Twilight - Oh man, if she isn’t number one, than I am sure Du all must be thinking “Oh god, what could be worse than her”. Well, for now, lets talk about why she is so awful. I mean, Bella was already a poorly written character in the books, being as bland as sandpaper, having no personality, and she even says that life is meaningless unless there is some studly boy in her life. But Kristen Stewart butchers this character as she keeps the same fucking face throughout the entire movie. I’m not kidding, she keeps that face throughout the ENTIRE! FUCKING! MOVIE! Also, if Edward is a vampire, then how come Bella looks Mehr dead than he does?
#1: Jar Jar Binks from star, sterne Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace - Oh yeah, we all are now in no-man’s land when it comes to annoying movie characters. Lets look at the fucker that was the sign for the star, sterne Wars prequels, and gave us all a little taste of how awful the following years of star, sterne Wars would be. Jar Jar Binks was made to be the Weiter Chewbacca… for some fucking reason. Yeah, but Chewbacca didn’t talk, which Jar Jar Binks already fucks up. Seriously, Du wanted him to be the Weiter Chewbacca and in the first scene he appears in, Du already fuck the illusion up. Jar Jar Binks also has the most annoying voice that anyone has ever heard. It’s like have a goddamn firecracker go off in your ear, and he NEVER SHUTS THE FUCK UP! He just keeps talking and talking and talking, and it makes Du want to break the fucking TV! Also, why was this fucking thing allowed to be called a hero after he almost got him and everyone around him killed. Sure, Anakin Skywalker was annoying too, but at least he became Darth Vader. At least he wasn’t Jar Jar Binks who was never likable to begin with. Seriously, THIS is one of the reasons the star, sterne Wars prequels sucked.
So, there Du have it. Did Du enjoy the list? Tell me what Du thought of it below. With that, I will see Du all Weiter time.
#10: Rachel Ferrier from War of the World’s - Sadly, this won’t be the last minor character on the list. Now, with a little kid, I know they are supposed to be real scared of things like threatening aliens Mehr than the average man, but does she really need to scream with the soundwaves as powerful as an atom bomb. I’m not kidding when I say her loud screams actually are used to wake up my brother in the morning. And if that wasn’t bad enough, she screams ALL! THE FUCKING! TIME! I don’t really try to promote child murder, but, aliens, please kill her.
#9: Wendy Torrence from The Shining - Now, while the Shining was one of the greatest horror Filme ever, it’s a shame that this… thing existed in the film. I have to say, Shelly Duvall's Schauspielen is much Mehr scary than insane Jack Nicholson, disturbing twin girls, and a man dressed as a bär preforming folacio could ever be. Her Schauspielen was that of cardboard, and all she did was whine and cry and complain. Stanley Kubrick hated her Schauspielen so much, that he actually never told her about the famous axe scene just to get a real horror experience. Sadly, though, we all praise Kubrick for this. At least we got something better then just whimpering.
#8: Willie from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom - Now, while Mutt Williams from Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull could have easily made this list, I thought it would be better to put the first annoying Indiana Jones character on this list. All Willie does is cry and complain and scream like a fucking schoolgirl who just saw a spider. I’m not kidding, literally 80% of her lines are just screaming and complaining. If I wanted to hear a women complain, I’d get married…….. Wow, that was offensive. I apologize to all women.
#7: Mary Corleone from The Godfather Part III - There is a reason we don’t like to talk about the third Godfather movie, and that is… This character. All Mary does is try to have a creepy relationship with her cousin, and just act all stiff of a board. She is easily the worst actress in the series, and the only reason she is in this movie is because her father, Francis Ford Coppola, the director of the three movies, let her be in the movie. Du know, this is why Du have professional actors. This is also why Du DON’T LET YOUR CHILDREN ACT IN Filme THAT SHOULD BE AMAZING! BECAUSE THEIR PISSPOOR Schauspielen RUINS THE FRANCHISE!
#6: Tim and Lex Murphy from Jurassic Park - Well, lets talk about the kids that started the annoying children trend. I mean, seriously, why was these little shits never put in the Sekunde oder third movie? Why did they have to be in this one? All they do is get told to do something and do the COMPLETE OPPOSITE! Du tell them to get a shot gun, they’ll just stand there and watch. Du tell them to stay still, they wonder off. I tell them to fucking die, they, unfortunately, survive. Seriously, if Du were gonna make the god awful sequels, at least put these little shits in them.
#5: Ruby Rhod from The Fifth Element - Now, the director of the movie told Chris Tucker to act as annoying as possible. And, I gotta say, he did a pretty good job. Because he was so fucking annoying, that I literally hate to mute the goddamn movie every time I saw him on screen. This guy will talk about everything like he is doing a news shoot while he is high on goddamn heroine. And that fucking scream of his. I gotta say, out of all of the screams on this list, he easily has the worst. I mean, his screams will go on for goddamn hours, and it is as appealing as having a fucking drill shoved in your ears.
#4: Sam Witwicky from Transformers - Now, ignoring the problems with this movie, such as terrible pacing, and the fact that they the Transformers testicles, lets look at the elefant in the room… Shia Labeouf. And I gotta say, that is one big fucking elephant. But, we’ll just talk about his character. I get that they needed him so the audience could relate. Yeah, lets relate to a guy who acts all cool, and calm to everyone, except pretty girls. I swear, a movie about the fucking TRANSFORMERS, and most of it is about Sam’s romance life. That’s like making a new star, sterne Wars movie and only Wird angezeigt minor lightsaber fights, but most of it being about Han Solo’s and Chewbacca's bromance. IT DOESN’T FUCKING WORK!
#3: Robin from Batman and Robin - Is it sad that young teenage Robin acts Mehr mature than adult Robin? What am I saying, yes it’s sad. Its fucking pathetic actually. Throughout the entire movie, all Robin does is whine, and whine, and WHINE! He always wants to one-up Batman, saying that he could easily be a better superhero, when really, he’s just a fucking loser. I mean, my god, he never shuts up, and whenever his mouth opens, you’d better expect him to whine about something. Sure, this movie had Mehr than one problem, but this character, easily the worst… and the Bat Credit Card.
#2: Bella schwan from Twilight - Oh man, if she isn’t number one, than I am sure Du all must be thinking “Oh god, what could be worse than her”. Well, for now, lets talk about why she is so awful. I mean, Bella was already a poorly written character in the books, being as bland as sandpaper, having no personality, and she even says that life is meaningless unless there is some studly boy in her life. But Kristen Stewart butchers this character as she keeps the same fucking face throughout the entire movie. I’m not kidding, she keeps that face throughout the ENTIRE! FUCKING! MOVIE! Also, if Edward is a vampire, then how come Bella looks Mehr dead than he does?
#1: Jar Jar Binks from star, sterne Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace - Oh yeah, we all are now in no-man’s land when it comes to annoying movie characters. Lets look at the fucker that was the sign for the star, sterne Wars prequels, and gave us all a little taste of how awful the following years of star, sterne Wars would be. Jar Jar Binks was made to be the Weiter Chewbacca… for some fucking reason. Yeah, but Chewbacca didn’t talk, which Jar Jar Binks already fucks up. Seriously, Du wanted him to be the Weiter Chewbacca and in the first scene he appears in, Du already fuck the illusion up. Jar Jar Binks also has the most annoying voice that anyone has ever heard. It’s like have a goddamn firecracker go off in your ear, and he NEVER SHUTS THE FUCK UP! He just keeps talking and talking and talking, and it makes Du want to break the fucking TV! Also, why was this fucking thing allowed to be called a hero after he almost got him and everyone around him killed. Sure, Anakin Skywalker was annoying too, but at least he became Darth Vader. At least he wasn’t Jar Jar Binks who was never likable to begin with. Seriously, THIS is one of the reasons the star, sterne Wars prequels sucked.
So, there Du have it. Did Du enjoy the list? Tell me what Du thought of it below. With that, I will see Du all Weiter time.
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