Best of SATEN TWIST: (Heroic Hothead/Reformed drunk/AppleJack's husband)
AJ: (shortly after Küssen him on the lips) There's somethin' ah've been meaning ta tell ya.
Saten: *gasps* Oh god. Your breaking up with me.
AJ: What?
Saten: W Why would Du KISS me, and then break up with me.. That is so crue-
AJ: *puts her hooves on him softly* Honey. Relax. Ah'm not breaking up with ya,
Saten: (nervously) Oh.. Right, I I knew that.. (takes a large sip from the bier still on the lamp tabelle Weiter to we're their sitting)
AJ: (nuzzling Saten lovingly)
Saten: Huh.. That's so adorable, your like a cat. Only cuter.
Pinkie: (after battle) Umm.. Saten.
Saten: (sees a messer stabbed into him) stechpalme, holly shit, when did I get stabbed!?... That's fuckin AWESOME!!
AJ: Why did ya have a crush on me in the first place? There's so many others ya could of chosen... Why me?
Saten: Well. I always loved your voice.. And Du have the most beauitful eyes I've ever seen, ever.
Saten: (No! No! Don't give him the satisfaction of answering!) Not sure (NO! Du FUCKIN IDIOT! One of these days I'm gonna jump us off a cliff!!) shut up brain, oder I'll stab Du with a toothpick!
Derpy: (seeing zombies attack and realizes she needs to get Saten mad at the zombies, so he would kill them) Um. Saten. Du know T dog from Walking Dead?
Saten: Yeah.. He's my Favorit character.
Derpy: Well.. He died.
Saten: NOO!!
Derpy: Got eaten Von zombies
Saten: (enraged) FUCK THOSE ZOMBIES (attacks)
Saten: (to AppleBloom's new boyfriend) Lesson here.. I want Du to remember, that little girl was always like a daughter to me. So I don't want any funny business. Because Du make her cry, (shows fist) I make Du cry!
(Doctor Phil spoof)
Phil McGraw: Okay.. So here's our Weiter guest. Saten Twist.
Saten: Yeah. I've been a bit off lately.
Phil: Yes. I looked at your files.. And I must say.. There are 13 signs, to a psychopath.. But Du have 29 of them.
Saten: (offended) Well. That's not very nic-
Phil: How dose your wife handle it?
Saten: Can Du please leave AppleJack out of this.
Phil: Say? What's her number?
Saten: (gets up angrily) MotherFUCKER!
Phil: (nervous) ... Saten Twist everyone! (audience cheers)
Saten: I HATE Du ALL!! (audience claps even MORE)
Best of DITTO: (Reformed villain/Only known male alicorn/Luna's current boyfriend/respected leader)
Ditto: (Luna gave a ride to Ponyville with her stagecoach, but he's all dizzy) Ohh.. Warn me the Weiter time your gonna drive so crazy.
Ditto: We must stop them before they kill some one important.
Writer: Like Master Sword?
Ditto: Someone important!
Writer: Saten Twist?
Ditto: .......... Someone IMPORTANT!
Writer: Scootaloo?
Ditto: Yes. Exactly
Luna: Say.. What happened to the escaping prisoner?
Ditto: Well.. I hit him with my car.
Luna: Du hit him!?
Ditto: Yep.
Luna: Du ran over, a fellow pony!?
Ditto: Sure did,
Luna: But.. What about Celestia's rule!?
Ditto: ... Didn't kill him.
(shows the prisoner in the hospital, everything but his head is bandaged up)
Prisoner: (to nurse) Du wanna know. How I got these scars!?
Nurse: (heard it before) Hmm,. From Ditto?
Prisoner: From, Ditto!!
Celestia: Ditto, dear, we need your help again.
Ditto: (groans) fine... (sarcastically) someone better be dying!
(skips ahead a bit)
Sick pony: I'm dying!
Ditto: Very well... Where's my lead captain!?
Shining Armor: (runs into view and gives salute) Here I am, sir. Yes, sir. Right, indeed. Here, indeed. Yes, I am, sir.
Ditto: Look. We have his possible locations. Let's hurry up and find him.. The sooner we do this. The sooner I can get back to seeing my new girlfriend... Witch just so happens to be Luna.
Master Sword: (Luna!?)
Shining Armor: Yes. I would bet a mais farthing on her missing Du sir. Yes I would sir. Yes, a mais farthing I bet, indeed, sir.
Ditto: .... What's wrong with you?
Shining Armor: Little wrong in the head, I am, from eating bad sausages. Yes, sir, bad sausages did I eat, indeed, sir. Yes, I did. Some bad sausages, ate I.
Best of MASTER SWORD: (Reformed Psychopath/Hiding from Mafia/Derpy's husband)
Derpy: It's not ALWAYS about the woman Du know.
Sword: huh.
Derpy: What?
Sword: Nothing. Just, rethinking my whole... Entire life
(sword playing golf on natural television)
Sword: Alright., ball. Time to go home.. (misses and starts yelling at the ball) Du little son of a (bleep). Why couldnt Du just go HOME!? That is your HOME! Du too good for your HOME!? ANSWER MEEEE!!!!
Sword: (throws the flag in anger) SUCK MY GREEN arsch BALL!! (the flag knocks over one of the camera man's)
Sword: (pacing and enraged) (bleep)ED WITH THE WRONG MOTHER(bleep)ER! (literary EVERY word is being bleeped out)
Sword: and that. Derpy.. Is how I got my wallet back from those crazy, insane aliens.
Sword: (first hearing of Saten's crush on AJ from Derpy having told him).. I see... Excuse me Derpy, I gotta make a phone call... (off view) Hey Red Head! I heard Du have a crush on some cow girl!
Saten: (stupidly from other side of phone) WHO IS THIS!? HOW Du GETTING THIS INFOMATION!?
Sword: Derpy. If Du weren't getting me laid so much, I'd swear Du were out to get me.
Saten: (when Sword first started dating Derpy) I'm glad your making Derpy so happy.. But don't go trying nothing.
Sword: Too late.. We had sex.
Saten: ................... (angrily punches Sword in the face)
Sword: (crys in agony) Still worth it!!
Derpy: Who are you!?
Pony: My name i- (gets shot dead)
Derpy: (angrily to Sword) Du SHOT HIM!
Sword: (holding gun) duaa. That's what Pistolen are FOR!
Sword: If Du don't shut up! I'll rip off your fuckin legs and beat Du to death with them!!
Derpy: I can never help but imagine what kinda person Du would of became, if it weren't for me..
(vision)
Sword: (gang leader) Alright boys! Let's rob the bank! Give the money to the poor, then rob the poor AND SHOOT THE MONEY!! (he and the gang all cheer)
Derpy: What happened to the AlexMane guy?
Sword: He's being handled Von oben, nach oben men.
Derpy: Who?
Sword: oben, nach oben men.
Sword: When Du get to hell! Tell em Master Sword sent ya!!
AJ: (shortly after Küssen him on the lips) There's somethin' ah've been meaning ta tell ya.
Saten: *gasps* Oh god. Your breaking up with me.
AJ: What?
Saten: W Why would Du KISS me, and then break up with me.. That is so crue-
AJ: *puts her hooves on him softly* Honey. Relax. Ah'm not breaking up with ya,
Saten: (nervously) Oh.. Right, I I knew that.. (takes a large sip from the bier still on the lamp tabelle Weiter to we're their sitting)
AJ: (nuzzling Saten lovingly)
Saten: Huh.. That's so adorable, your like a cat. Only cuter.
Pinkie: (after battle) Umm.. Saten.
Saten: (sees a messer stabbed into him) stechpalme, holly shit, when did I get stabbed!?... That's fuckin AWESOME!!
AJ: Why did ya have a crush on me in the first place? There's so many others ya could of chosen... Why me?
Saten: Well. I always loved your voice.. And Du have the most beauitful eyes I've ever seen, ever.
Saten: (No! No! Don't give him the satisfaction of answering!) Not sure (NO! Du FUCKIN IDIOT! One of these days I'm gonna jump us off a cliff!!) shut up brain, oder I'll stab Du with a toothpick!
Derpy: (seeing zombies attack and realizes she needs to get Saten mad at the zombies, so he would kill them) Um. Saten. Du know T dog from Walking Dead?
Saten: Yeah.. He's my Favorit character.
Derpy: Well.. He died.
Saten: NOO!!
Derpy: Got eaten Von zombies
Saten: (enraged) FUCK THOSE ZOMBIES (attacks)
Saten: (to AppleBloom's new boyfriend) Lesson here.. I want Du to remember, that little girl was always like a daughter to me. So I don't want any funny business. Because Du make her cry, (shows fist) I make Du cry!
(Doctor Phil spoof)
Phil McGraw: Okay.. So here's our Weiter guest. Saten Twist.
Saten: Yeah. I've been a bit off lately.
Phil: Yes. I looked at your files.. And I must say.. There are 13 signs, to a psychopath.. But Du have 29 of them.
Saten: (offended) Well. That's not very nic-
Phil: How dose your wife handle it?
Saten: Can Du please leave AppleJack out of this.
Phil: Say? What's her number?
Saten: (gets up angrily) MotherFUCKER!
Phil: (nervous) ... Saten Twist everyone! (audience cheers)
Saten: I HATE Du ALL!! (audience claps even MORE)
Best of DITTO: (Reformed villain/Only known male alicorn/Luna's current boyfriend/respected leader)
Ditto: (Luna gave a ride to Ponyville with her stagecoach, but he's all dizzy) Ohh.. Warn me the Weiter time your gonna drive so crazy.
Ditto: We must stop them before they kill some one important.
Writer: Like Master Sword?
Ditto: Someone important!
Writer: Saten Twist?
Ditto: .......... Someone IMPORTANT!
Writer: Scootaloo?
Ditto: Yes. Exactly
Luna: Say.. What happened to the escaping prisoner?
Ditto: Well.. I hit him with my car.
Luna: Du hit him!?
Ditto: Yep.
Luna: Du ran over, a fellow pony!?
Ditto: Sure did,
Luna: But.. What about Celestia's rule!?
Ditto: ... Didn't kill him.
(shows the prisoner in the hospital, everything but his head is bandaged up)
Prisoner: (to nurse) Du wanna know. How I got these scars!?
Nurse: (heard it before) Hmm,. From Ditto?
Prisoner: From, Ditto!!
Celestia: Ditto, dear, we need your help again.
Ditto: (groans) fine... (sarcastically) someone better be dying!
(skips ahead a bit)
Sick pony: I'm dying!
Ditto: Very well... Where's my lead captain!?
Shining Armor: (runs into view and gives salute) Here I am, sir. Yes, sir. Right, indeed. Here, indeed. Yes, I am, sir.
Ditto: Look. We have his possible locations. Let's hurry up and find him.. The sooner we do this. The sooner I can get back to seeing my new girlfriend... Witch just so happens to be Luna.
Master Sword: (Luna!?)
Shining Armor: Yes. I would bet a mais farthing on her missing Du sir. Yes I would sir. Yes, a mais farthing I bet, indeed, sir.
Ditto: .... What's wrong with you?
Shining Armor: Little wrong in the head, I am, from eating bad sausages. Yes, sir, bad sausages did I eat, indeed, sir. Yes, I did. Some bad sausages, ate I.
Best of MASTER SWORD: (Reformed Psychopath/Hiding from Mafia/Derpy's husband)
Derpy: It's not ALWAYS about the woman Du know.
Sword: huh.
Derpy: What?
Sword: Nothing. Just, rethinking my whole... Entire life
(sword playing golf on natural television)
Sword: Alright., ball. Time to go home.. (misses and starts yelling at the ball) Du little son of a (bleep). Why couldnt Du just go HOME!? That is your HOME! Du too good for your HOME!? ANSWER MEEEE!!!!
Sword: (throws the flag in anger) SUCK MY GREEN arsch BALL!! (the flag knocks over one of the camera man's)
Sword: (pacing and enraged) (bleep)ED WITH THE WRONG MOTHER(bleep)ER! (literary EVERY word is being bleeped out)
Sword: and that. Derpy.. Is how I got my wallet back from those crazy, insane aliens.
Sword: (first hearing of Saten's crush on AJ from Derpy having told him).. I see... Excuse me Derpy, I gotta make a phone call... (off view) Hey Red Head! I heard Du have a crush on some cow girl!
Saten: (stupidly from other side of phone) WHO IS THIS!? HOW Du GETTING THIS INFOMATION!?
Sword: Derpy. If Du weren't getting me laid so much, I'd swear Du were out to get me.
Saten: (when Sword first started dating Derpy) I'm glad your making Derpy so happy.. But don't go trying nothing.
Sword: Too late.. We had sex.
Saten: ................... (angrily punches Sword in the face)
Sword: (crys in agony) Still worth it!!
Derpy: Who are you!?
Pony: My name i- (gets shot dead)
Derpy: (angrily to Sword) Du SHOT HIM!
Sword: (holding gun) duaa. That's what Pistolen are FOR!
Sword: If Du don't shut up! I'll rip off your fuckin legs and beat Du to death with them!!
Derpy: I can never help but imagine what kinda person Du would of became, if it weren't for me..
(vision)
Sword: (gang leader) Alright boys! Let's rob the bank! Give the money to the poor, then rob the poor AND SHOOT THE MONEY!! (he and the gang all cheer)
Derpy: What happened to the AlexMane guy?
Sword: He's being handled Von oben, nach oben men.
Derpy: Who?
Sword: oben, nach oben men.
Sword: When Du get to hell! Tell em Master Sword sent ya!!
Art by AquaMarine
Now, what is an overworld? Well, it is a place where the player can explore to his oder her full extent. It is something where Du can just hang out instead of progressing the games story. So, I decided to make a Liste of my ten personal Favorit overworlds in games. Note, this is my list, so sorry if there is an overworld that Du wanted to see that wasn’t here. Now, with that said, lets start the list
#10: Fortune City - Now, this is lower, since it is a LOT smaller than the later entries on the list, but I still had to put it on this Liste for fun. Now, Fortune City is a town...
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Fortune City
#10: Fortune City - Now, this is lower, since it is a LOT smaller than the later entries on the list, but I still had to put it on this Liste for fun. Now, Fortune City is a town...
Now, video games have a lot of thieves. However, what no one told Du was that video games have a lot of thieves THAT SUCK! So, today, I want to talk about the oben, nach oben 5 Worst Thieves in Video Games. Note that these have to be thieves. They can’t have committed any other crimes. So, the guys from GTA are all out. Now, with that, lets start the list
#5: Team Rocket from Pokemon - Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Wait, this is the anime. I thought we were talking about video games”. Well, Pokemon is based off a video game, plus this is my list, so I’m counting them. Team...
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Team Rocket
#5: Team Rocket from Pokemon - Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Wait, this is the anime. I thought we were talking about video games”. Well, Pokemon is based off a video game, plus this is my list, so I’m counting them. Team...
Man, I am just pumping these Artikel out today. Must be that sweatshop ambition. I don’t have a lot of arcade games that I am super fond of. Not that I hate them oder anything, it’s just that most of my experiences in arcades were playing the original Mortal Kombat, straße Fighter II and Third Strike, and Tekken 3. So yeah, most of them were just fighting games. Those joysticks just work so well with fighting games. But one arcade game that caught my interest was one game Von Sega, known as Crazy Taxi.
Okay, first off, I never actually got the chance to play Crazy Taxi in arcades. I...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
It was a wonderful Tag in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.
Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering Mehr ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: Du really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot Du in the arm! Why aren't Du bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore....
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Song: link
Salt Lake City, 1966
Mustache Man: *Walks into a room with a woman*
Woman: *Taking off her blue dress, and goes into bett with the man*
Bill: *Watching in disgust from his brand new Pontiac GTO with a pair of binoculars. He puts them away, and opens a can of Budweiser. He drinks the Budweiser, then throws the empty can to the right of his car, landing on the floor Weiter to eighteen other cans. He starts his car, and drives away*
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
The Challenger
Starring SeanTheHedgehog...
Well, here we have the oben, nach oben ten of this fifty list. Let us see if these characters truly are the greatest, oder if I have completely disappointed Du throughout this entire three part article. Let’s go!
~#10~
Skullgirls has a lot of interesting characters that I grew attached to. From the rubber hose cartoon character, Peacock, to the zombified opera singer, Squigly. But, my Favorit character, and the biggest character in the game, goes to the detective, Big Band
#10: Big Band from Skullgirls
Big Band, once known as Ben Birdland, was a beat cop in the city of New Meridian, and was one of...
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~#10~
Skullgirls has a lot of interesting characters that I grew attached to. From the rubber hose cartoon character, Peacock, to the zombified opera singer, Squigly. But, my Favorit character, and the biggest character in the game, goes to the detective, Big Band
#10: Big Band from Skullgirls
Big Band, once known as Ben Birdland, was a beat cop in the city of New Meridian, and was one of...
I.... Have honestly no words for this Zeigen (Well, that's a load of bull, I have an entire Artikel here describing it). This Zeigen is just.. so baffling. I don't think that words alone can perfectly describe what kind of Zeigen that we are going to be talking about to die. But damn it, I have to at least try my hardest. So, let us talk about a little twenty episode Anime series, Ghost Stories and what makes it so..... Different from your usual anime.
Ghost Stories, like I said, is an twenty episode Anime that was created Von Pierrot and Aniplex studios. Pierrot worked on Yu Yu Hakusho and Naruto,...
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Ghost Stories, like I said, is an twenty episode Anime that was created Von Pierrot and Aniplex studios. Pierrot worked on Yu Yu Hakusho and Naruto,...
