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THIS IS VERY URGENT AND NOT A JOKE! ALSO DON'T GOOF OFF!!!!

I really mean it! What would Du be able to do if SOPA/TPP censors the internet? What would Du be able to do if Schreiben fanfics and drawing fanarts become illegal? What would Du do if it's illegal to do a cover of your Favorit song on YouTube? What would Du do if downloading things from the internet (music, movies, TV episodes, etc) became illegal? What would Du do if SOPA/TPP wins the war and takes away internet freedom? Net Neutrality is already dead so far, we can't risk the freedom of internet...

The final part. Dan is trying to trick the owner of the other Buick. He was talking in a british accent

Dan: Excuse me sir is this your car?
black man 2: Eeyup.
Dan: Would Du mind stepping into the manager's office? We have to rewash it.
black man 2: Rewash the car?
Dan: It won't be too long. *gets in car*
Copper 1: All units, the suspect must be trying to change the appearance of his car. Keep your eyes open for a heavily damaged Buick Special, red in color.
Dan: *drives other Buick*
Copper 53: We have set up a roadblock Von the car wash, and are checking for our suspect. He has grey hair, and...

The Aquarian Age of What

It was while I was having lunch today
at the Weiter table
a man wearing one of those stick-on beards
and a yellow turtleneck sweater
was telling his friend
"Do Du know the New York Times
just carried a story
quoting to scientists and ecologists
and they sagte that, in ten years
this planet will be uninhabitable for humans?"
and the friend answered
"Is that so? Well, let me tell you, buddy
it's uninhabitalbe out where I live right now
with all those blacks moving in close
and the neighborhood hippies
with their damned Motorräder and
peace posters
and the liquor store down the street
just...

Friday night boys and the PBR
Chasing Jack, getting wrecked in small town bars
Big city roller in NYC
You're a sharp dressed man just like ZZ

Harley riding biker in a leather jacket
Like riding bitch
You're sitting on the back, yeah
Pretty boys at the university
Watching them walk
In their Levi jeans

Yeah, yeah
I can't help but fall
Yeah, yeah
God bless 'em all

American boys
Gotta Liebe 'em, gotta need 'em
Gotta want 'em
They're my drug of choice
Yeah, yeah, yeah
American boys
Wanna slay 'em, wanna lay 'em
Wanna play 'em
They're my favourite toys
American, American boys

Metal head boys in the back of a Camaro
Banging...

"How to legally round up labor almost as cheap as illegals are."


Individuals oder childless couples
- Long-streak unemployed
- Non-PTSD ex military
- Grown-up orphans from the Social Services
- Sixty-year-olds without pensions

You are the perfect candidates for The Factory Campus.


Weekly paychecks are for luckier people. What Du earn at the Campus is
a tiny single room, your meals and the company's coins for vending machines
filled with munchies, body care items, socks/underwear etc.

Surplus clothing are available when workers have worn theirs out
or didn't have much to start with. Sold for a few coins...