Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene Walk the Dog

This is not a copy of 100 things not to say to edward and jacob.. even if some a elements are quite like it

1 I will not walk into the Cullen’s house wearing garlic.

2 I will not walk into la push wearing wolf bane

3 Throwing holy water at Edward and screaming the power of Christ compels Du isn’t funny.

4 Neither is throwing reis oder anything else at any one in the book is.

5 Asking Jacob if he’s imprinted yet isn’t funny.

6 oder is it funny to ask this every 5 minutes.

7 I shouldn’t ask Leah what it’s like to loose your boyfriend to your cousin is like.

8 I shouldn’t ask Emily what it’s...