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posted by melikhan
Twilight
Main article: Twilight (novel)

Bella schwan moves from Phoenix, Arizona to live with her father in Forks, Washington to allow her mother to travel with her new husband, a minor league baseball player. After moving to Forks, Bella finds herself involuntarily drawn to a mysterious, handsome boy, Edward Cullen. She eventually learns that he is a member of a vampire family who drinks animal blood rather than human. Edward and Bella fall in love, but James, a sadistic vampire from another vampire coven, is drawn to hunt down Bella. Edward and the other Cullens defend Bella. She escapes to Phoenix,...
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Von Twilight_News | 8 February 2010

Rob talks to the Daily Record about everything from his Bel Ami shoot ( when Du read the Artikel Du just know that the Uma Thurman quote is destined to be requoted and rehashed out-of-context for the Weiter year), to his loss of privacy, to Breaking Dawn.

“He is also set to star, sterne in the final Twlight film based on the Bücher Breaking Dawn, which may be broken into two films, due to the number of books.

He admits to mixed emotions about the end of the saga.

He said: “”It will be strange but it will be great just to be able to know what I’m doing. Not knowing when Breaking Dawn is going to shoot – because it changes all the time – is a kind of burden, to have this thing where Du don’t know when it’s going to happen.

“So you’ve got to organise everything in your life around that and that can be difficult.”
posted by kiwi12
part 4

"My name is Edward Whitlock. This is my sister Rosalie Cullen and my father is Carlisle Cullen. What's your name?" Lying to a mind reader seemed less then practical so I muttered "Juliet". He asked me if I lived around here and I told him I'd just moved in. The small talk was not working and my eyes were still wet. The leader sighed "I know you're afraid of being near us but I cannot in good conscience send Du home. Not in your condition. Now I can talk to your parents and arrange for Du to be taken care of elsewhere. I will ask Du not to tell your parents what Du know about us. We...
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posted by Hellohoudini
Best KISS of the decade


gepostet Von Twilight_News - 28/01/10 at 09:01 am


At the opening of their new London department store, Selfridges held a survey to find out the oben, nach oben kisses of the past decade. Coming in at number one on their Liste was the KISS between Edward and Bella in “Twilight.” Considering the current Fan frenzy and media hype surrounding the “are they/aren’t they” relationship of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, this shouldn’t be a big surprise. Other kisses on the Liste include the upside down Spider-man KISS and the KISS from Brokeback Mountain. Entertainment Wise has the details including a slide Zeigen of Fotos of Kristen and Rob
 Bella Cullen
Bella Cullen
I woke up and i was lying on Jakes green couch in his old cozy lounge room. I sat up and i could hear Nessie's voice
“Jake its going to happen shes going to get involved with one of us shes going to end up finding out about us and what we are and everything! Alice has seen it Jake” Nessie exclaimed.
“No” Jake sagte firmly.
“Yes Jake” Nessie replied softly.
“No No No, she wont be getting hurt don't Du see Nessie shes like my sister! my sister, i Liebe her and i don't want to get her hurt!” Jake sagte firmly, i couldn't take it anymore I'm sick of being last to know but not this...
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posted by Twilightsauce
He has gone. He is not coming back. He does not Liebe Du anymore. He has gone. He is not coming back. He does not Liebe Du anymore. He has gone. He is not coming back. He does not Liebe Du anymore. He has gone. He has gone. He has gone.
I could say this to myself a thousand times and it still would not make me feel any better. Nothing can, not anymore. When... when Edward and the rest of the Cullen’s left Forks they took my soul with them. Everything that made me happy is gone. They are never coming back. I am like a zombie, I walk, eat, sleep and I answer if somebody asks me something but...
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posted by twilightrox43
 Ariella on the Plane
Ariella on the Plane
I couldn't believe my eyes. The Volturi were coming back. Would this be an epidemic? Did they believe Ariella would let out our secret? I glanced over at Ariella as Edward picked her up. His face was full of agony. Alice and Jasper returned moments later. We returned back to the house and had a conference. "The only way to do this safely is to go to Italy." Edward said. "I agree. This is what we have to do to save one of our own." Carlisle conferred. Carlisle had explained all this to Alice and Jasper. They seemed to agree as well. Ariella walked into the room the Weiter second, and we told her...
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posted by AnonymousXXX
All Du really need to know is that I did not plan for this to happen. It just did whether I wanted it to oder not. But, if i could change anything; I'm not sure that I really would. Whether he's real; my mind still can't figure that out. I am sure of him though. I'm sure of his face, his eyes, his lips, and his touch. Everything about him was perfect and I would die for him.



I awoke in my bett to my alarm and realized that today was the Tag I would Bewegen to Olmpic Dr. Forks, Washington. So I got up and did my usual routine. when I was done I looked at my self in the mirror for a long time. I...
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posted by twilightrox43
This is a poem I wrote in my spare time. I morphed it into a song and entered a contest with it. I won 3rd place! Hope Du like.

Repeat: This is about TWILIGHT. No other books.


Going in alone.
No turning back.
I have good intentions,
But this might be my last chance.
I wonder, is the choice I'm about to make,
Really the path I should take.

Hunting me down,
Evil dreams,
Lurking in the shadows,full of pain.
Don't understand,
I'm tired of mind games,
But in the mirror, it's all the same.

Blink of an eye,
Might actually have to say goodbye,
But I hear the voice of my guardian angel,
Calling my name.

Not my last fight,
Not my last hope,
Not my last wish,
Not my last breath...

For now, my herz is mending,
but I'm still alive.


This is about the confrontation with James at the end of the book.

I hope Du like it. Rate and review. I'm having doubts...
posted by SuperFunFan1001
Sorry if the chapters come a little slow. Right now I'm traveling so... well Du know how things are. haha

I have gotten a suggestion to make the story have Mehr emotion and action so I am going to try and add some of that. Hope it's good!

Disclamer: I....... do not............. own.......... Twilight......... oder any of its characters. Stephanie meyer does.

(I wish I did though) :(

One night it got bad so Zach invited me to go hunting with him. I was trying not to think of him So I distracted myself Von focusing on my prey. A fully grown mountain lion. I lunged for it and drained it.I hadn't even...
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posted by Twilight597
Chapter 6

Suddenly I felt mad for no reason. I heard myself yelling at him, and I felt bad. Rosalie was yelling the exactly the same thing too.

“What do Du want?” we both yelled.

“Oh I'm sorry, I don’t even know you,” I sagte immediately afterwards, still feeling angry, “Are Du doing something to me? Unless I'm on my period, I’ve never felt this many mood swings.” Wow I can’t believe I just sagte that out loud.

“Well I'm not sorry. Jasper, go away,” Rosalie yelled.

It has probably been about a Monat since I last seen Victoria. Bella came back, in a bad condition from James....
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posted by Hellohoudini
Ashley Greene Reaching Out

Von Twilight_News | 10 December 2009

Ashley Greene has previously been known for her support of the organization Donate Your Dress that gives gently used formal wear to girls who couldn’t otherwise afford prom and special occasion dresses. She’s now branching out to help with a group that aids the homeless.

“This holiday season I’m filming the DoSomething.org ‘Teens for Jeans’ campaign PSA to encourage teens to donate their gently worn jeans to homeless youth,” says Greene.

How does the campaign work?

The third annual Teens for Jeans drive encourages teens to drop off their gently worn jeans to any Aéropostale store anytime between Jan. 19th and Feb. 14th, 2010. DoSomething “will make sure they get donated to a local homeless shelter oder charity.

As an added bonus (beyond the good karma you’ll receive for giving back, of course), Aéropostale will give an additional 25% off on your Weiter pair of jeans.”
posted by twilight_fan_8
"Here we are," Jacob sagte when we got in the room. It was small. Two twin sized beds, a bath room. That was it. But I didn't really care, as long as I was safe, sicher here. Jacob seemed to know what I was thinking. "We are probably safe, sicher here for about a week," Jacob said.
"That's it?" I sagte not able to hide the worry from my voice.
"Alice sagte it will be sorted out Von then," Jacob said, but his voice was far away.
"Alice could have lied," I said.
"I don't think she would have," Jacob's eyes were suddenly fierce.
I was about to say something when a phone call suddenly startled us both.
Ring
Jacob picked...
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ok guys a really long one here. Hope Du enjoy it though.



Edwards POV



I really wanted to tell Bella it was her I liked but it would be too soon

"Ok. Ok, Bella It's you. I like Du I really do. Your really pretty." I sagte in a rush

She opened her mouth but sagte nothing. Oh great she probably hates me now. I should probably ask anyways.

"Do Du want to...you know. Go out?" I asked her. She looked really shocked

She looked like she was going to faint because she was so shocked, and she did end up fainting. Her eyelids fluttered and she fell completley silent, then she started to fall. I caught her befor...
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posted by twilight_james
Thoughts are in [ ]


"Hey Jake!" I greeted him cheerfully. I'd been staying at La Push for about 2 weeks now, so I hadn't seen much of the Cullens. But I couldn't avoid seeing them at school, and I could escape the pain I had causede Edward.
I shook off that thought. The stiches on my face tugged, and I winced.
"Hey Bells," Jacob sagte back. He was taking his motercycle off the truck. "Do Du wanna come with me?" He geustured to the motercycle.
I laughed. "Jacob, I havn't even got these stiches off yet. Im not that into having thread accross your face!"
Jacob laughed as well. Then his face turned...
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    I let my sences take over and attacked the biggest elk I could find. Once we were done Nessie was done glotting about the bigger catch we went back to the house. When we arived back at the was a surprize waiting for us there. "Nahuel" we all sagte at the same time. It was a surprize to us all because Alice can't see half-breeds comming so that would be the reason why she did not see him comming.
    I let my shield down so Edward could hear me ask " What does he want? Is this what Alice seen through his aunts thoughts?"

* I am not sure right now love....
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posted by gossipgirlstar2
Last Jahr the Twilight cast went on a nationwide Hot Topic tour to help promote the release of the film and this Jahr they are following suit. The cast is set to appear at 15 different Nordstrom department stores around the nation in the coming weeks. For those that want to get up close and personal with RPattz, Tay-Tay, and KStew, your chance comes this Friday.

As we all remember from last year, the cast went on a nationwide Hot Topic tour hitting up malls across the nation. As the film grew in popularity, the cast appearances became unruly as thousands of people waited to catch a glimpse of the brooding Pattinson. So keep in mind, that New Moon is ten times Mehr beliebt than Twilight was last year, so be prepared and forewarned!
posted by bella02
twilight is the most awsome movie ever made! I think edward so hot! Before all of Du can judge twilight read the book! so if Du freakin judge twilight just because its about vampires. your freakin wrong! and edward NOT GAY! if Du keep saying that ill kick your freaking head off!
please stop doing that. oder your deadddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.
posted by teamalice_0
Sorry I was and still am grounded I promise to make this an intrsting chapter.
teamalice_0
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"Family of course, though we already consider Du family."

I was shocked. I've only had one family before, but that was years ago.


"I'm not sure Carlisle, can I think about it?"

"Of course. Take all the time Du want."

"Thanks. Oh and Carlisle?"

"Yes?"

"Have Du ever heard of a vampire's gift changing?"

He shook his head slowly.

"Mine's changing, I used to only draw things, now I'm seeing and drawing. And I think I'm seeing the past and future."

I remembered after...
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posted by lollipopszx3
Thirsty

Me :: Hi!! What's up?

Gianna :: Who are Du talking to?...?

Me :: My readers...

Jane :: No fudging reader likes your story. NOW LET US FREE!!

Me :: *sniffle sniffle* Why are Du so mean?

Aro :: Little girl...dear... you've been keeping us here for 4 chapters. I think Jane is thirsty.

Me :: Oh that's it? Well I could fix that.

Jane :: Yes. Come a little closer.

Me :: Uh... no thanks. I want Alec to change me but not yet.

Jane :: WHAT?? Du keep me here and Du won't even let me have a taste?? I don't care how bad Du are. Just come!!!!!

Me :: Bad?? Psh. Not even.... Du want something to eat?

Volturi...
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