Twilight - der Film

This is Twilight in total reverse, made Von me and my friend.

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By: Fast Farms.
    Once upon a time, there was a very sparkly vampire, a very stupid boy, and also a very warm and fuzzy werewolf. They all live in this small town called Spoons. The stupid boys name was Mr. Bell. He was an 18 Jahr old regular human. He wasn’t anything special until Edwarda came along.
    “Ooooh Du smell delicious!” cried Edwarda. She glared at Mr. Bell, because she was angry that he smelled so good. That made Mr. glocke scared. Mr. glocke hid behind his long, brown...

(Notes: This section is self-gratification at its very worst. I was just having a blast being all pink-ribbons-and-bows girly with the prom thing. Enter at your own risk.)

Extended Prom Remix

"When are Du going to tell me what's going on, Alice?"
"You'll see, be patient," she ordered, grinning deviously.
We were in my truck, but she was driving. Three Mehr weeks and I'd be out of the walking cast, and then I was going to very firmly put my good foot down about the chauffeuring business. I liked driving.
It was late May, and somehow the land around Forks was finding ways to be even Mehr green...

Breaking News

A PANDEMIC HAS BROKEN OUT
Twilight Fever!

The original virus was appears to have originated from a beliebt series of Bücher called “The Twilight Series”. Carriers of the virus have been passing on their Liebe of the Bücher but on hearing of the forthcoming movie adaptation the strain has reached epic global proportions.

Sufferers can quickly be identified by
·    A glazed look in their eyes
·    An inability to control their herz beat
·    A twilight book close at hand
·    Quietly mumbling Zitate to...