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A Youtube Script:
Episode Twelve:
*Pregnant Slut Thoughts*
Edward’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
My sister was…
Holy Crap!!!
What the????
*done thinking*
Edward: *walks out* Guys…Alice is…
Jasper: *looks up from the ground*
Edward: *gulps* Having Triplets.
Bella: Oh my god!
Rosalie: Seriously?
Edward: *nods* Yes.
Jasper: Where is she? How is she? Triplets?
Edward: She’s still asleep. ASLEEP. She passed out. I got her revived. I’m still not sure how she’s asleep.
Emmett: *claps* Well, let’s go wake her up! *start walking toward Alice’s room*
Edward: *blocks him* Ah, Ah, Ah! No. Let her be. She’s pregnant...

A Youtube Script:
*episode eleven*
*Home Alone*
Alice’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
When Du scream Du feel the vibe.
When Du dance Du feel the music.
When Du hit the floor…well…you die.
In your mind….
*done thinking*
Alice: *lying on the floor; passed out*
Bella: *screaming* ALICE!
Rosalie: *kicks down the door*
*before she kicks down the door*
Emmett: I still think we should form a lunch club.
Edward: *sighs…getting impatient* for the last freakin’ time we don’t eat lunch!
Emmett: Who cares? We can just…hang…out.
Edward: Alright Emmett so what do we call it? The ‘No eating Club’.
Emmett: No,...

Zufällig voice: Get up. -Kicks me in the side-

Me: W t f man, Du don't have to kick me.

Random voice: -Kicks again- Hey! I'm not a man! My name is Jane and I am very much a girl!

Me: I don't know that for sure... - Gets up and stands up-

Jane: -Growls and trys to burn me- Why isn't it working?!

Me: -Smirks- I am invincable! Mwahahaha!

-A big guy walks in-

Me: Woah. -Eyes go big and stares at him-

Man: Stop staring, staring isn't nice!

Jane: -Rolls eyes- Felix take the girl away, my powers don't work on her.

Felix: -Rolls eyes and grab me Von the arm- Let's go human that has a staring problem.

Me: -Pouts-...