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1. Tell him that Bella really is dead.
2. Lock him in a room with Jacob.
3. Beat Edward at chess
4. Tell him that Bella ran off with Jacob.
5. Replace all his CD's with techno music.
6. Tell him that he's sparkly.
7. Do not serenade him.
8. Push him in the sunlight.
9. Kill an animal in front of him
10. Tell Edward that there are thousands of posers on Myspace pretending to be him.
11. Tell him that he smells good.
12. Ask him to eat something.
13. Ask him if he got contacts.
14. Beg him to do your homework for him.
15. Ask him to bite you.
16. Ask him if Du "dazzle him."
17. Tell him that Du Liebe him.
18....

yea i made the Titel to be something a little less opinionated, and Mehr open to other peoples opinon. so if Du agree, say why, and if not, give some examples of her good side! all i did was her bad side cuz thats my opinion. :)

These are from the first chapter of Eclipse.

pg. 14-Charlie to Bella"You're hurting Jake's feelings, avoiding him like this."
response: HOLY CRAP listen to your father Bella!!! Du have got a serious problem, and Du are hurting poor Jake in the process! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!? GET..A..LIFE, and leave Jacob out of it

pg. 17-in Bella's mind"I wrenched the door out...

As Seattle is ravaged Von a string of mysterious killings and a malicious vampire continues her quest for revenge, Bella once again finds herself surrounded Von danger. In the midst of it all, she is forced to choose between her Liebe for Edward and her friendship with Jacob—knowing that her decision has the potential to ignite the ageless struggle between vampire and werewolf. With her graduation quickly approaching, Bella has one Mehr decision to make: life oder death. But which is which?

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    LATER THAT NIGHT: I had some Eis with Tabra, and we talked about things we used to do.
    "Remember when we played the PS2?" He asked and I laughed.
    "I kicked your butt in Crash Bandacoot !" I sagte and he laughed.
    "I know, I sucked at that game!" He said.
    "Yea, that's why I made Du play it with me." I laughed and he did too.
    "Really?" He asked, and I nodded and took...

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    THE Weiter DAY: Jerek and I woke up, ate breakfast, showered seperately, and got ready to train. I was ready for the training, but I didn't quite know what we were going to use to train with since the basement is already full with the bunkers, the kitchen, Shropee's hospital room, the little meeting room, and Jerek's room. Upstairs is full too, unless there is a HUGE room that lets us all train.
    "Jerek, where is the training room?" I asked and he told me...

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    "Oh.." I sagte and he nodded in agreement on how bad that truely was.
    "Tabra didn't...it was just me. I was Haus's favorite." He spat Haus's name as if he was spitting on his face for a final goodbye.
    "I'm so sorry." I sagte and he looked at me, and I could have sworn he was a bit teary-eyed.
    "Don't be. It's not your fault. I went to them in my time of need, and I agreed to killing them. I was blinded Von Liebe from...

I can’t believe this is Monday already, time to go to school and act human, with all those people “Humans”
“Nessi are Du ready honey” my aunt Alice yelled.
“Yes I’m on my way” I graph my backpack and I started walking to the door.
“Rennesme sweetheart can we talk for a minute” my mom asked me
“Sure mom”
“Well honey tell me what’s going on? I see Du that Du are very sad”
“Mom I feel so bad, I can’t understand what’s going on, I fell so badly with JACOB, I told very horrible stuff and now I need him, he was my best friend and my big brother. He was there for me...

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    "Let's take her to the Room." Tabra sagte and Haus lead the way.
    "I counted seven in that room," Tabra whispered. I nodded.
    "Welcome to my new, refurbished Room." There were weapons along the walls, and there were even a few tortured people laying on the ground almost dead. It reeked of fish. Ew. "Put Cydnee in the chair."
    The chair lay in the middle of the Room, and it was blood stained, with a bullet hole in the back of it....

"now i know" he mutted
"know what" i was curious.
"where u got Du looks from" i smiled while he blushed.

we arived at the house it was a pretty house not something i was use too as it was a little small.
"what?" i hadnt realised that he was looking at me ontil he had spoken.
"you house. its its beautiful isnt it?"i didnt realise ontil i sagte it that this was true his house was beautiful. i could see my self living in it.
"its allright nothing compared to your though" he smiled but i could see he felt emivious.
i didnt like the hurt in his eyes it somehow caused me pain.
"so are we just going...

"nessie? ness? RENESMEE!!!" i hadnt realised someone was calling my name ontil the sound was right Weiter to me.
"oh sorry alice i still had my headphones in whats up?"
"well there is a little thing happerning tonight and yeah i guess its called SCHOOL!" oh crap she was right
"how long?" i asked allready gettin up.
"30 Minuten which gives me time to make Du beautiful" she grinned and i smiled back.

she worked on every part of me from my hair which she left long and flowing curly down my back. and also i made sure she didnt die it again she left it Schokolade brown just like mums. (who was my sister...

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Emmett's POV:
I ran around down stairs getting ready, everyone yelling different thing at each other. I didn't understand a word they were saying. schmetterling were building in my stomach but I am not nervous, I am excited.
"Ready?" Carlisle asked from the doorway of the room I was in.
"Yes." I answered simply with a big smile spread across my face.
He smiled back and said,"Follow Edward outside, I am going to check on the progress upstairs." He turned to leave the room and Edward took his place.
I followed him outside into the very rare...

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Bella's POV



"Why not!?" I asked getting a little pissed off now.
"Well Du see Bella" Tash paused "The thing is... I haven't told Du everything that Du need to know"
"What do Du mean? Why didn't Du tell me?" I asked getting confused again.
"Well see I was going to tell Du but Du passed out" She told me.
"Has this got something to do with, Why you're dressed up in old fashioned clothes? And why at least half of you're house is old fashioned? Because this has been really bugging me!"
"Um......

Alice Pov
I’m so bored! Mom’s cleaning, dad’s of saving lives, Bella’s recovering from a break up with a senior called Jacob and Rosalie’s admiring her perfection.
There’s nothing to do! Nearly all forks malls are rubbish, it takes a while to get to port Angeles and Seattle. And I couldn’t go anyway because I’ve reached my of spending for the month. But thats so unfair, I mean Gucci shoes are a need of life. Well for a girl anyway.
Its at times like this that I wish I had an older brother, someone to tease me and mess around with and play dares. Maybe I’ll take a lovely...

I'm so sorry it has been 4-ever since I last updated...I've been so busy. Tried to escape to write but, they roped me right back in. That's enough of my rambling, on to the story.

Emmett's POV:
We were woken,in one way oder another, early the Weiter morning Von someone knocking at our bedroom door. I looked over to Rose who was no longer laying beside me. "Five minutes." A soft voice called from the door then left. I heard Rose in the closet. I thought she packed all her stuff last night, maybe I was wrong.
I went to my suit case and put on a button up hemd, shirt and a pair of jeans. Rose emerged from...

I’d been a vampire for almost two months now. Nobody in my family thought I had a power, but the truth is I do. I just don’t want to tell anyone though. I could make the dead rise. I know it sounds pretty creepy but I find it amazing. I’d seen Royce, Rosalie’s ex fiancé. He seemed a nice guy, he told me he didn’t like Rosalie as it always had to be her, her, her. I’d met Edward’s mum, she was nutty, we’re great Friends and I’m glad I have this talent to meet her. I hadn’t met Edwards’s dad yet though. I’d met Alice’s brother that she doesn’t know about. I made up...

My name is Isabella Marie schwan I am six years old.My best Friends are Edward,Alice,Emmett Cullen, Jasper, Rosalie hale.Jasper and Rose are my cousins. Edward,Alice and Emmett live Weiter door to me.My mammy just made some cookies.My daddy is the chief of police I grabbed four then ran out the door to go to the Cullen's house.Then knocked lightly on the door.Edward came rushing out the door.

"Wow Du look pretty."He sagte to me.I smiled and blushed.

"Thank Du do Du want a cookie."I said.He smiled and nodded.We went to our little meadow we ate all the cookies.

"Edward,my mammy and daddy sagte you,Alice...