1:please dont tell everybody that they are vamoire... if Du do , Du wont survive sor long....
2:dont ask alice stupid questions,she wont like it.....
3:only challenge emmet to an arm wrestling match is yuor a vampire oder completely stupid and want to break yuor hand, but then of-urse carlisle will treat Du and thats almost worth the pain...
4:DO NOT tell the volturi that nessie actualy is an immortal child, they just changed the kid every now and then so it looked like the original kid is growing..
2:dont ask alice stupid questions,she wont like it.....
3:only challenge emmet to an arm wrestling match is yuor a vampire oder completely stupid and want to break yuor hand, but then of-urse carlisle will treat Du and thats almost worth the pain...
4:DO NOT tell the volturi that nessie actualy is an immortal child, they just changed the kid every now and then so it looked like the original kid is growing..
10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the herz with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the herz with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
