1. dress as Glöckchen and run through the house saying hes a pixie like alice
2. pretend hes a striper and strip for edward on hes piano
3. take alices porche for a joy ride
4.go to school and yell that jasper thinks he is his boyfriend
5. emmett is never allowed to run through the hospital yelling DADDY!
6. emmett is never allowed to tell alice rosa is not her color
7. emmett is never allowed to drive a school bus
8. oder drive the bus into a lake
9. emmett is never allowed to tell esma that he will go find a new "fake" mom
10. emmett is never allowed to tell jasper texans are hicks
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1. Du wake up in the middle of the night to find him climbing through your window to watch Du sleep.
2. He hates your dog, and all Hunde for that matter.
3. He looks at Du like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells Du how nice Du smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a transporter, van from almost crushing Du to death with his bär hands.
7. He can bounce Obst from his feet like a Fußball ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls Du spinne monkey and runs around with Du on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
2. He hates your dog, and all Hunde for that matter.
3. He looks at Du like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells Du how nice Du smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a transporter, van from almost crushing Du to death with his bär hands.
7. He can bounce Obst from his feet like a Fußball ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls Du spinne monkey and runs around with Du on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
Alice and Jasper
