1. Du wake up in the middle of the night to find him climbing through your window to watch Du sleep.
2. He hates your dog, and all Hunde for that matter.
3. He looks at Du like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells Du how nice Du smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a transporter, van from almost crushing Du to death with his bär hands.
7. He can bounce Obst from his feet like a Fußball ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls Du spinne monkey and runs around with Du on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
2. He hates your dog, and all Hunde for that matter.
3. He looks at Du like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells Du how nice Du smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a transporter, van from almost crushing Du to death with his bär hands.
7. He can bounce Obst from his feet like a Fußball ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls Du spinne monkey and runs around with Du on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
Alice and Jasper
