Bella:
I was doing the normal things I do. Belly dancing in my lamp, till I get freed. Life as a genie:sucks. It's very boring and your held as a prisinor. I am cuffed on my feet to represent being a prisinor. But on this day, I was shaking my hips to the arabic music, till someone rubbed my lamp. I could tell because I came out with a puff of smoke. "Hello Master, I am your genie-" I stopped to realise who my master is. Anyone but him! Edward Cullen had to rub my lamp. He wasn't a normal human; he was head of the genies. He and his family travel the world to find new ones, like me. All I am saying is... this cannot be good.
"Hello Isabella." He greeted. Uggh, I hate when people call me Von my full name. "Isabella, Du know the rules. I am now your master. So follow me." He instruced. I obeyed him. "Does this count as the 1st wish out of the 3, done?" I question. "Silly, little genie, no it does not." He said. We went to a a palace, were it was obvious, that it was his home. "How comes Du don't live in a bottle?" I asked. "Because we are head of the genies; me and my family." Wow; I can ask stupid Fragen and don't even realise. "So what should I do?" I asked. He didn't reply. "Errm Master?" I asked slightly getting nervous. "Nothing needs to be wish right now. I will let Jane Zeigen Du too your room." He said.
Then the doors open and I saw a young girl who looked 16 years old guide me to the room.
It was arabic themed so it will do. I wanted to try to be nice to Jane, so I said. "Hello Jane. Thanks for Wird angezeigt me around. Are Du ok?" "Yes thank you. It's been a while since a genie was nice to me. Thanks Isabella." She smiled. Being nice really does pay off. "Oh Isabella, please know Du are lucky ok? Edward might not be ok at the start, but he is a kind master. Well kinder than Victoria oder James. And Du might be even lucky, because I see he is falling for you." Jane informed.
Falling for me? Like falling in love? Hell no!
A couple of days in the palace; and I am getting used to it. I've seen his family, talked to them and granted a few wishes for them. There was Alice, Jasper, Emmett, Rosalie, Carlise and Esme. They were nice and treated me as family. They didn't care if I was a genie. But one night after dinner, I was dismissed, but I overheard Alice, (the bubbly fashionista,) talking to Edward. "Edward, are Du scared to make a wish? oder are Du wanting to keep her, because you've fallen for her?" Alice half yelled, half whispered. "I am not in Liebe with her Alice!" He defended. "Brother, I know you. Du have fallen for her. Just admit Du are in Liebe and get a Bewegen on before another genie will catch her eye." Alice snapped. She was right. But why was he scared?
The Weiter morning, I woke up feeling really energetic. I just felt like I needed to dance to get the built-up energy out of my system. Belly dancing was my passion as well as a hobby. Because I grew up in an arabic village in the middle east. So I grew up doing, that type of dancing. I felt better, but I didn't know I had an audience. "Wow that was beautiful." Edward complimented, trying so hard not to laugh. "Oh shut up. I grew up doing this." I told him. "No really that was beautiful." He said. Without even laughing. He smiled. I felt, my herz did backflips. Was I falling for him? I can't!
I decided to to turn around the subject. "Have Du made a wish yet?" I asked. "Because the sooner the better." I joked. Suddenly, there was sadness in his eyes. "Well it's Mehr a threat than a wish." He told me. "Kiss me, oder Du will be cursed." He thretened. "Ha! I can undo the curse, plus I can't do spells involving love. It's too powerful!" I said. But I knew what he was trying to do. "I can easily find loop holes." He smiled and his smaragd eyes dazzled me. Why must he have that affect on me? He came closer, I tried to back away. It's not that I didn't want to KISS him, is just that he is my master. He is keeping me here and I am a prisinor. "Hell no-." I tried to say. But it was too late. He quickly lifted up my veil and his lips were on mine. He is making me fall in Liebe with him. I am not lying if I say I loved that kiss. It was sweet, and worth it.
"What were Du trying to say?" He asked. "Hell no. But seeming Du kissed me before I can get an option, it doesn't matter!" I yelled. He laughed as it was a joke. "Silly Isabella." And he left my room. I swear he is impossible.
I was doing the normal things I do. Belly dancing in my lamp, till I get freed. Life as a genie:sucks. It's very boring and your held as a prisinor. I am cuffed on my feet to represent being a prisinor. But on this day, I was shaking my hips to the arabic music, till someone rubbed my lamp. I could tell because I came out with a puff of smoke. "Hello Master, I am your genie-" I stopped to realise who my master is. Anyone but him! Edward Cullen had to rub my lamp. He wasn't a normal human; he was head of the genies. He and his family travel the world to find new ones, like me. All I am saying is... this cannot be good.
"Hello Isabella." He greeted. Uggh, I hate when people call me Von my full name. "Isabella, Du know the rules. I am now your master. So follow me." He instruced. I obeyed him. "Does this count as the 1st wish out of the 3, done?" I question. "Silly, little genie, no it does not." He said. We went to a a palace, were it was obvious, that it was his home. "How comes Du don't live in a bottle?" I asked. "Because we are head of the genies; me and my family." Wow; I can ask stupid Fragen and don't even realise. "So what should I do?" I asked. He didn't reply. "Errm Master?" I asked slightly getting nervous. "Nothing needs to be wish right now. I will let Jane Zeigen Du too your room." He said.
Then the doors open and I saw a young girl who looked 16 years old guide me to the room.
It was arabic themed so it will do. I wanted to try to be nice to Jane, so I said. "Hello Jane. Thanks for Wird angezeigt me around. Are Du ok?" "Yes thank you. It's been a while since a genie was nice to me. Thanks Isabella." She smiled. Being nice really does pay off. "Oh Isabella, please know Du are lucky ok? Edward might not be ok at the start, but he is a kind master. Well kinder than Victoria oder James. And Du might be even lucky, because I see he is falling for you." Jane informed.
Falling for me? Like falling in love? Hell no!
A couple of days in the palace; and I am getting used to it. I've seen his family, talked to them and granted a few wishes for them. There was Alice, Jasper, Emmett, Rosalie, Carlise and Esme. They were nice and treated me as family. They didn't care if I was a genie. But one night after dinner, I was dismissed, but I overheard Alice, (the bubbly fashionista,) talking to Edward. "Edward, are Du scared to make a wish? oder are Du wanting to keep her, because you've fallen for her?" Alice half yelled, half whispered. "I am not in Liebe with her Alice!" He defended. "Brother, I know you. Du have fallen for her. Just admit Du are in Liebe and get a Bewegen on before another genie will catch her eye." Alice snapped. She was right. But why was he scared?
The Weiter morning, I woke up feeling really energetic. I just felt like I needed to dance to get the built-up energy out of my system. Belly dancing was my passion as well as a hobby. Because I grew up in an arabic village in the middle east. So I grew up doing, that type of dancing. I felt better, but I didn't know I had an audience. "Wow that was beautiful." Edward complimented, trying so hard not to laugh. "Oh shut up. I grew up doing this." I told him. "No really that was beautiful." He said. Without even laughing. He smiled. I felt, my herz did backflips. Was I falling for him? I can't!
I decided to to turn around the subject. "Have Du made a wish yet?" I asked. "Because the sooner the better." I joked. Suddenly, there was sadness in his eyes. "Well it's Mehr a threat than a wish." He told me. "Kiss me, oder Du will be cursed." He thretened. "Ha! I can undo the curse, plus I can't do spells involving love. It's too powerful!" I said. But I knew what he was trying to do. "I can easily find loop holes." He smiled and his smaragd eyes dazzled me. Why must he have that affect on me? He came closer, I tried to back away. It's not that I didn't want to KISS him, is just that he is my master. He is keeping me here and I am a prisinor. "Hell no-." I tried to say. But it was too late. He quickly lifted up my veil and his lips were on mine. He is making me fall in Liebe with him. I am not lying if I say I loved that kiss. It was sweet, and worth it.
"What were Du trying to say?" He asked. "Hell no. But seeming Du kissed me before I can get an option, it doesn't matter!" I yelled. He laughed as it was a joke. "Silly Isabella." And he left my room. I swear he is impossible.
10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the herz with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the herz with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that Du and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her Du are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that Du and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her Du are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimeters shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever Du can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When Du go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what Du will be doing in five Minuten every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. E-Mail her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimeters shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever Du can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When Du go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what Du will be doing in five Minuten every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. E-Mail her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Thanks for reading!