Part I
I waited for edward and the cullens to Zeigen up
My i phone sagte 8:30. They're late. I had my bag.I saw a figure wearing black leather Liebe the leather.She looked evil.
Who the hell are you!?! Iasked
Your worst nightmare demon.
Hold on a damn Minute one my family is fighting Vampire and two I've been slayer evil[U]VAMPIRES
before Du could see your first stake!ANd who the hell do u think Du are my great grandmother's lover gabreil transporter, van helsing!
NO I'm Kick YOUR BUFFY THE VAMPIRE/DEMON SLAYER!
Then the volvo appear I'm going to kill edward WHat took Du so long!
Theres anew force of EVIL VAmpires
worse than james
yes worse than james
Edward this is buffy I'm uh sorry about the remarks I just that slaying evil Vampire is in my family i get overworked.
s'okay
Du could help us if Du promise not to kill me Because i carry half of my fathers genes oder any of the cullens because they are actually good vampires!
got it
Edward can we stop Von mc donalds it's getting dark and i hungry
can't Du just wait until we get Home and hunt some elk
EDWARD I WANT A BURGER!
okay seesh
Edward Anthony Masen Cullen Du will do oder so be I tell emmett about your fuzz rosa diary
Its red
rosa I sagte in a sinsong
fine Du win I hate it when Du do that
I know thats why i do it
Thanks my super sexy vampire!