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We have all been sick to the death of Team Edward oder Team Jacob,the endless rants but their bodies and looks. There has never been an actual proper "argument" to why each is better than the other.So let's leave at that. Now it's time for Bella vs Tanya so here is a Debatte on which one is better. Would Liebe responses.:)
Tanya
Tanya is your average blond, perfect vampire.
It has been sagte that she should be Edward's soul-mate for they are the same being. (Vamp&Vamp)
She can understand if Edward needs to go hunting and will defintely not have nightmares if he goes any where without her.
And she can satisfy his err...sexual needs quite well without ending up pregnant and causing The Volturi to end up coming from all the way from Italy(What a Bother).
They will so not ,again, bother The Volturi for revealing secrets that humans shouldn't know. They won't be any need to also killJames,Victoria,Laurent & Irina for no cause. It would a proper Vampire story seeing as they are all Vampire and maybe Stephenie would let them drink human blood.. But then again maybe not.
Bella
Bella is your normal,plain teenager.
That ends up moving to new school where she falls in love.
Bella should be Edward's Soulmate because it'more interesting,having a human and a vampire together. It's a new possibilty, opens up a world full of ideas.
The fact Bella can't stand if Edward goes away far, shows how much she loves him and can't stand to be seperated from him.
She loves him but can makes mistakes like normal humans.
The fact that she jumped off a cliff, does not associate that she is crazy, it's just means that's what she would do for Edward.
She made Liebe with him and gave him a wonderful a family.
Even though it pissed off The Volturi,it helped her find her talent so she can protect the family she loves a lot.
Okay that's my points over what do Du think ?
We have all been sick to the death of Team Edward oder Team Jacob,the endless rants but their bodies and looks. There has never been an actual proper "argument" to why each is better than the other.So let's leave at that. Now it's time for Bella vs Tanya so here is a Debatte on which one is better. Would Liebe responses.:)
Tanya
Tanya is your average blond, perfect vampire.
It has been sagte that she should be Edward's soul-mate for they are the same being. (Vamp&Vamp)
She can understand if Edward needs to go hunting and will defintely not have nightmares if he goes any where without her.
And she can satisfy his err...sexual needs quite well without ending up pregnant and causing The Volturi to end up coming from all the way from Italy(What a Bother).
They will so not ,again, bother The Volturi for revealing secrets that humans shouldn't know. They won't be any need to also killJames,Victoria,Laurent & Irina for no cause. It would a proper Vampire story seeing as they are all Vampire and maybe Stephenie would let them drink human blood.. But then again maybe not.
Bella
Bella is your normal,plain teenager.
That ends up moving to new school where she falls in love.
Bella should be Edward's Soulmate because it'more interesting,having a human and a vampire together. It's a new possibilty, opens up a world full of ideas.
The fact Bella can't stand if Edward goes away far, shows how much she loves him and can't stand to be seperated from him.
She loves him but can makes mistakes like normal humans.
The fact that she jumped off a cliff, does not associate that she is crazy, it's just means that's what she would do for Edward.
She made Liebe with him and gave him a wonderful a family.
Even though it pissed off The Volturi,it helped her find her talent so she can protect the family she loves a lot.
Okay that's my points over what do Du think ?
-Renesmee-
Von the time we landed for THE LAST TIME, I was really tired, despite sleeping like a rock the entire time.
"Emmett is going to personally ensure your permanent skin tone becomes bright red," Jacob remarked.
I scowled at him; I hated that I blushed so frequently.
"But I like it," he grinned. "It makes Du look cute."
"Are Du on his side oder mine?" I almost growled at him. I was NOT in the mood for this.
"Yours," he said, still grinning.
"Great. Then please be Mehr supportive."
"Yes, ma'am," he said, saluting me.
"Whatever," I mumbled as we stepped into the cab.
* * *
Von the time we reached Forks, I was still incredibly tired.
The last thing I remembered was steeping out of the cab, and making it eight steps before my legs folded underneath me and Jacob's warm arms catching me before I fell.
I blinked my eyes closed, too exhausted to move.
Von the time we landed for THE LAST TIME, I was really tired, despite sleeping like a rock the entire time.
"Emmett is going to personally ensure your permanent skin tone becomes bright red," Jacob remarked.
I scowled at him; I hated that I blushed so frequently.
"But I like it," he grinned. "It makes Du look cute."
"Are Du on his side oder mine?" I almost growled at him. I was NOT in the mood for this.
"Yours," he said, still grinning.
"Great. Then please be Mehr supportive."
"Yes, ma'am," he said, saluting me.
"Whatever," I mumbled as we stepped into the cab.
* * *
Von the time we reached Forks, I was still incredibly tired.
The last thing I remembered was steeping out of the cab, and making it eight steps before my legs folded underneath me and Jacob's warm arms catching me before I fell.
I blinked my eyes closed, too exhausted to move.
10. Tell him only to address Du in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have Mehr fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Liebe thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the schreibtisch in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy oder McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have Mehr fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Liebe thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the schreibtisch in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy oder McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”