Twilight-Serie Article: Mehr Zufällig Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy.... x ;)

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Mehr Zufällig Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy.... x ;)

posted by AliceRoxx

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Heyy guys, so I've got Mehr awesome quotes/ funny things that are associated with the Twilight Saga Bücher oder movies!

* Can I just say before Du read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(

Here goes...

Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!

Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!

I’m just wondering... If choosing between Vampire and Werwölfe is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can Du have sparkly fleas?

Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy bär ;)

Team Jacob... because we’d all Liebe a Weltraum heater ;)

Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)

98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer sagte that breathing wasn’t cool.

The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think Du know which are the most widely spread ;)

I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)

Boys in Bücher are just better!

Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!

Is going to get the Wölfe to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)

You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what Du are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!

Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)

Du think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in Liebe with a 110 Jahr old, non-existent vampire!

I want to know Team Edward oder Team Jacob... oder Team Gimme Both?

Bewegen over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!

Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)

Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)

Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.

I’ve just been bitten Von _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.

I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...

I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...

Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863

Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901

I’m heading off to bett early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...

Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....

I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)

I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...

Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?

New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!

Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?

I’m on Team Edward in the Bücher but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the Filme ;)

Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN Du can ask me out!

Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)

When Du taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!

I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)

I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....

If Jacob tried to KISS me I wouldn’t schlagen, punsch him in the face.

Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On Sekunde thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...

If Jake imprints on Du then he’ll outlive you. Which is why Du get Edward to fall in Liebe with Du and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.

I just don’t understand the whole Debatte about who’s hotter, Edward oder Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, Vampire are cold and Werwölfe are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer sagte it herself ;)

Hope Du enjoyed them ;) They'll be Mehr to come I assure you!

If Du haven't read the first ones I gepostet then go onto my Artikel and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'

Please rate and Kommentar if Du liked ;)

Thank Du so much guys, your all so awesome! :D

xxx AliceRoxx xxx

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bambi02, twilightfrk and 8 others like this

brooki LOL! I loved those! They were hilarious!

twilight_james LOLZ!! LOVE THEM AGAIN!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you everyone - I'll try to keep more coming! How bout a fortnightly issue eh? Watch this space ;)

BumBaCicA LOVE it.. all of them xD

tayandkris4evr Those were great!!! Hilarious!!! My fav was; If Jacob tried to kiss me, I wouldn't punch him in the face. hehe those were awesome!ty for posting

AliceRoxx Aww thank you guys! I know I love reading them just as much as you do! Lol yeps tayandkris4evr, that one WAS ny opinion! Lol x Thank you BumBaCicA! I'll keep posting more if I can find/think of them! ;) You guys are all the best x Ly all x

KathyHalliwell "Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)" OMG, that was so random. LOOOL I wish I could do that

AliceRoxx Same! Lol I was sat there thinking... hmm... what could Alice do with her powers then... whilst listeniing to my ipod and it totally gave me the idea! x :D

Renesmee_XD Where do you get these they are soooo funny I couldnt stop laughing for a whole day after these ones ROFL

AliceRoxx Haha thank you so much! Wow it's nice to know I made someone laugh! Well I make a lot of them up, or search t-shirts or even just on forums and stuff! I just collect loads and select my fave ones to post on here! x

Hellohoudini Another 5 star rating in my book!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you, it means so much:) x

krolitika_009 pillows fear Edward Cullen ;) this was from Breaking dawn right? hahah !! LOL it was so good . :D Their honeymoon.

WildCherryWolf BWAHAHAHAHAHA lol I love it, Me thinks I need a Jacob space heater.... Ooh and an Edward in the summer..... hmm wonder if they sell those on eBay? STILL 100% TEAM JASPER!!!!!!!!!

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In the normal World

posted by KatiiCullen94

Ok, IN THIS EDWARD DOESNT EXISTIST!, BUT HE WILL ! Du JUST NEED TO WAIT!

I never planned to say goodbye to my mother, forlike ever. I always thought i'd live with her forever.
But now that im standing in her embrace at the Arizona airport , that statement could mean nothing Mehr then me actaully gettting tp my fathers.
My father charlie lives in Forks, where he still lives in the very house that his marriage between him and my mother failed, and where i was born.
I'd had to turn to my father after living with my mother had become difficult.

Charlie picked me up in his police cruisier, i never thought...

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The Jacob and Edward Fight

posted by summerlynn1978

Since the Twilight movie came out, There has been a fued between Jacob and Edward. "Jacob's better! "Edward's better! Is all I hear all Tag Von furious teenagers. Well, take a look at this, a fight between me and my BFF.
"JACOB'S BETTER THAN A PASTY, PALE VAMPIRE!!" "eDWARD DOESN'T HOWL!" It was just terrible. It ended very ugly with her ripping Jacob posters off my Wand and me ripping her Edward shirt. After she left, I realized that they're just two people, just like everyone else. We should respect other people's likes and dislikes and we can have friends. I've seen so many friendships get ripped apart because of this. So here's a valuable lesson, "Respect Others Likes and Dislikes And Everyone Wll Be Friends" So the Weiter time Du see two people fighting over Twilight, tell them this important lesson, and friendships will stop getting teared apart.

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the follow up to a beautiful death part 19

posted by xroylex

Nessies pov

We prepared for the fight later that night thinking that this was going to be easy they sounded weak prefetic compared to us lot they had nothing on us.
“alec Du and renesmee will take carlise and esme if Du finish with them alice will be asiest for Du to handle” he must of saw our faces as he quickly added “ and that will get over quicker and Bewegen on the Emmett and jasper if no one els gets to them in time” he thought for a Minute “acturally wait alec Du will take them your self nessie I have a different job for you” he smiled got cruler and eviler as the mintues...

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A famous reminder chapter chapter 3

posted by KatiiCullen94

Bella in her dress

have a lot of time on my hands. so i hope to do a chapter once a Tag :P
this is too Moolah , for Du kind words!

Bella's POV.

"Bella, look at me, Du know all the words, Du have got it perfected, all be fine, they just kids" Phil said.
After Phil baseball career went down the drown he soon took the offer to be my manger and to a good surprise he was a good one.
Just kids, they were Seniors. I was one not so long ago. And i diddnt really enjoy it.
My herz beating rapidly.
I still dont why im still doing this, i still hadnt caught edward's attention.
Damm i dont even dance with the songs,...

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another emmett cullen Liebe story chapter 2

posted by karpach_13

Emmett Chapter 2

As Du walk to your car, Du kept getting the feeling somene was watching you. Du go to shut your door when Emmett came on the passenger side and sagte "I thought Du were going to give me a ride?!" laughing. Du laugh a little bit. "I didnt know Du meant today. Go ahead and get in." Emmett then gets in the your car and Du pull out of the school parking lot. As you're driving up to your house Emmett asks "Where are we going?" Du say "I'm just going to tell my mom that I'll be out until tonight with a guy I met at school." Emmett went from smiling to straight faced and said...

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things to do when you're sad

posted by karpach_13

Here are some ideas to help kick a rotten Tag to kingdom come…

Do something good for someone else, even though Du may not want to. Do a favour, help them find something, give them an item which will help them in some way. Start the flow of positive energy.

Eat the best Schokolade Du can get your hands on. In bed. oder in the bath.

Turn up Musik Du really love. Play it so loudly that it soaks in through your skin. Dance in your pyjamas. Feel the pain lift.

Have a romance in your head.

Volunteer.

Buy a remote control for your camera & dip your toes into the pool of narcissism.

Call a friend...

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Renn and Jakes Life Renn's Birthday Flashback part 3 of 3

posted by WritenOnTheSand

I opened the window, and slid my self through quietly. My room was dark, and the only thing I could see was my clock. It sagte 5:34 a.m. I had managed to make it back before 6:00, when my family was getting back.

I walked over to my bedside table, and turned on my lamp. I jumped back when I saw Aunt Rose sitting on my bed.

"What are Du doing here?" I stepped back and set my bag on the tabelle beside me.

"I knew that something was up, so I came back. And when Du weren't home, I waited for you." She remained on my bett with her hands in her lap.

I looked down, and rubbed my hand on my head.

"I had...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 5~ [FIFTEEN]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
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"So, let me get this straight." I said, looking at Shropee. "One of us will become a spy, the other will be a super sneak, the other one will be blue print locater?"
"Yes, no figure out who is what, and Du need to leave Von midnight tonight while everyone is asleep. I'll be up, and hand Du the appropriate tools Du will need on this quest, and then Du will come back with all of your recollections, and I will take them from you, analyze, and solve the puzzle."...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 5~ [TWELVE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
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"So, what did Du figure out?" Jerek asked, and I stood back against the Wand with Tabra.
"I figured out that the initials mean Du guys, so Du are in danger. I don't know who from though, they must have hired someone to cover there prints and tracks. This came from no where. And I mean that it was specifically made for this specific message. The knife, how it curves at the oben, nach oben to the right and goes flat as if Du cut off the tip, means Death at Dawn. Which,...

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Young Love.CH.8

posted by decullen

Everyone who are going to the wedding tomorrow are at a restaurant for the rehearsal dine.We all gave them a little speech.My mam and dad wanted to talk to me.

"What Du want to say Du can say here."I said.Why cant they just get over it.

"How did Du get pregnant?"She said.Everyone was watching us and listing.I laughed.

"Ha,well it was the same way Du did but with a different person."I sagte really cocky.

"very immature Bella.Why did Du keep it?"She sagte It sounded like she could cry.

"The same reason Du kept me."I could hidey speak.I started to walk to the toilet.

"Where are Du going?"My mam...

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the follow up to a beautiful death part 14

posted by xroylex

beeing part vampire gave me the speed being part human gave me tiedness so onse i reached italy i could feel it starting. i couldnt feel it much though.
i walked to the phile of stair i have only heard so little about. which led down to the hallway that i have only seen onse before. knocking on the big door.
"come in" a voice called
taking a deep breath i slowly began to open the door.
"oh renesmee what a delight to see Du hear" as i entered the room a bunch of people had there heads together but as soon as my name was mentioned three heads snapped up.
"aro" i nodded
"it great to see Du again....

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Kayla's Visions, Chapter 39

posted by twilight-7

A few days later…

“Are Du sure you’re okay?” Alice asked me. Her golden eyes narrowed as she read my face.
I forced a nod and a smile while I waited for the pain to subside after another kick from the baby. Her nudges had now turned into kicks and they were becoming Mehr painful. Each little movement from her resulted in one of my internal organs getting a beating.
I was sat in the living room of the Cullen household, with Alice, Rosalie and Esme. They were gegeben guard duty Von Edward who had gone hunting with his brothers. Alice glanced at Rosalie who glanced at Esme who watched me...

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the new Begining ch8

posted by sh0rtiinedward

As we run into the woods, a very strong part of me hold me back and yelled at me to comeback home, but i just can't do it, i knew that something was wrong but i had to be with Julius and if my parents didn't like the idea they have to deal with me leaving home

"Rennesme what's wrong Liebe are Du ok" Julius sagte to me as he wickeln, wickeln sie me from my waist and KISS my forehead. i can't understand this pain in his face like if something were wrong, i don't think is me oder that he is worried about me.I think is something Mehr important and i have to find out what it is.

"yes i just worried, about what's going...

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the new Begining ch6

posted by sh0rtiinedward

All night i started thinking in Julius, he is the most beautiful thing i ever seen, but there's something about him that make me scare but i don't know what it is.
"Nessi baby, can we talk" i turn around when i hear my dad's voice and i froze, i know that he will tell me that i was grounded of something.
"Mm sure dad, what's up?"
"Well like Du know, i know what happen today in the woods, i just want to let Du know that I'm not mad at Du i just, want Du to be happy, and meet new people, but take it easy Du know that we have a secret to hide from the real word" he sagte as he huge me
"i know...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 3~ [TWELVE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
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[TWELVE]
    Ok, so here is what we figured out: We had to kill Haus, no matter how long it takes us. We have to kill him. Duh, but I mean, we can't wait for him to attack, we have to attack him! But how?
    "Didn't that doctor say he was immortal?" I pointed out and they both nodded.
    "You caught that, huh?" Tabra sagte and I nodded.
    "Well, he is."
    "How? Is he a God oder the son of Nicholas Flamel or...what?"...

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Renn and Jakes Life: Renn's Birthday Flashback Part 1 out of Part 3

posted by WritenOnTheSand

( Some of Du who have read my Zurück chapters know that in Renn and Jake's Life Chapter 23, I mentioned events of Nessie's "17th" birthday. I decided to write a chapter on the story of that event. I hope Du like it! )

I woke up and noticed that it was still dark outside, but I didn't care. Today I, and my family would officially consider me an adult. It felt so good, that I was just jumping with excitement.

I was tired of them making decisions for me. I wanted so bad to be free, and this was my chance.

I glanced towards the window, and could see just barely the reddish tint around the edges...

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the new Begining ch5

posted by sh0rtiinedward

i didn't know what to do when i saw Jacob in front of my house, so as soon the car stop i got out but as soon he saw me he took off running to the woods, i follow him for 2 Minuten until he stop.

"I came to fix everything, Bella call me to come and talk to you, but now Du have things Mehr important" he sagte very angry and with tears in his eyes, i never saw him like this.
"Jacob I'm sorry, mom never told me anything, and nothing is Mehr important than get all thing straight up with you" i sagte to him as i try to hug him but he Bewegen right away.
"You know what Rennesme, i have to go, go and have...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. Two~ [SIX]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
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[SIX]
    I ran inside, and the receptionist told me room 10 but to wait a few hours until the doctor told me I could visit him. I went to the waiting room and sat down. The news was on, and I listened as they talked about the Wal-Mart we just fled.
    "Thanks Tammie, it seems that a young girl and her boyfriend have went into this Wal-Mart and murdered innocent people. We have Mehr from this survivor Haus Triggsom. Haus?"
    "Thanks Jim, yea I was attacked and...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death [SIX]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
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"By killing you."
I jumped up and started walking backwards, how could I trust Tabra if he was going to kill me!?
"What?" I asked.
"I mean, I'll call them up and bring Du to them, after they think I'm back on their side, we pull out the big Pistolen and kill them before they kill us."
OH MY GOD, BIG SIGH OF RELIEF!!! Am I right? "Oh," I sat back down and we fished out our game plan.
Two hours later, we had a good, solid plan that will work perfectly...if they buy the fact that Tabra is "back on their side". It seemed like a good plan, and even though I knew that I'd be the main subject in this little cat-and-mouse game of deadly horror, I knew it was the best thing to do.
I looked at Tabra as he asked me if I was up to doing this. I looked him in the eye, and said, "Yes, I am."

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Hello, My Name Is: Death [FIVE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
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"Oh my god!" I sagte and backed up into the wall.
"Don't worry! Don't worry! I'm not a member, I used to be, but I'm not anymore. Once I saw how...how evil they were, I couldn't stay. They told me all they do is bring justice among the world...and once I got there, they served themselves with murder. I couldn't stand that. I was only a member long enough to have this brand branded on me...and then I fled the place like a bat out of hell!"
I couldn't believe Tabra was a member of the Death Clan of the Fallen! I mean,...